>prose
Thank fuck you can hide threads.
>>7527565
That is the face of a man who has literally never seen sunlight.
I don't even know what prose is.
>Ahh! I dedicated my life to writing! A worthless hermetic symbols game! I should have gone out and lived life instead of sitting in a recliner in an ill-lit room, reading pretty sentences and then coming up with my own! What the fuck! I'm near the end! My father was racist!
>>7527617
Alternatively:
>Man it's exhausting being an acclaimed novelist and still forcing myself to get up and work every day at 91 years old. I just want to sleep and drink eggnog.
>>7527565
can't __ the gass
???
>>7527853
Can't sass the Gass.
Can't harass the Gass.
Can't outclass the Gass
Can't pass the Gass
>>7527853
Can't pass the Gass
>>7527863
I don't see the issue. Those are the only people that matter.
>>7527859
Can't sexually harass the Gass
>>7527883
William "rips ass with his mass" Gass.
>>7527915
William "creates mass graves with his ass" Gass
>>7527918
William "beyond critical mass" Gass
hello reddit
>>7527942
hello reddit.
>>7527940
William "makes a pass at a wee lass" Gass.
>>7527976
William "best mates with Barnabas" Gass
>>7527981
William "fucks his friend Gaddis in his gaping ass" Gass.
would you "fuck" him?
>>7528440
I'd let him fuck me.
>>7528440
>that painted wristwatch
When did Gass become a meme. Last year no one even knew who the hell he was
>>7528440
guston such a freak
>>7528895
Gaddis and Gass have been memes for weeks now, you got to keep up tbqh family. McElroy and Hawkes are next.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ERlenQujtb
>>7527853
can't gas the gass
>>7528440
he looks scary
>>7528942
I listened to all 2 minutes and 28 seconds of your jibber-jabbering. I don't know exactly why, but I did.
From a none-nun to an anon: you need more friends, man.
The face is yours.
Oh, and I'm not being cryptic, just.
>>7528440
Fucking powerful stare.
>>7528925
Perec and Krasznahorkai after that, I can only hope.
>>7528925
McElroy already is a meme. Hawkes is gaining notice. Hopefully this is a sign that /lit/ is finally growing up.
>>7529298
You see, responding to vocaroo-kun might indicate you need as much a dose of your medicine.
>>7529580
Usually I'd agree with you–what with people only being able to see what exists within themselves, retinal resonances and all that jazz (not to sound overly spiritual). But to be honest, my problem isn't in lacking friends, but love! I won't bore or trifle you–! But I must offer my sanguine soul's tit-bitten tuppence! For, alas, I am but a romantic roiling in a world with a heart as broken and bruised as a ruddy Harley hurled downhill–! I've slipe and fallen crestfallen–
Deleterious and delirious–!
Bedraggled and haggled?
Damaged but bandaged.
But maybe even then I'm still lying to myself. But maybe even then who cares–!?