>tell a girl who likes me I'll send her short stories over break
>>tying my romantic success to my writing ability
Holy shit I'm a moron
>>7519864
Incentives are always good.
>>7519864
>a girl who likes me
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
Lmao get rekt normalfag
If she's stupid it should be pretty easy to impress her and make her wet for you. Just write a generic romance story and add in a lot of pseudo-profundities like, "I told her that life isn't something that separates ourselves from each other, but a whole experience we can all partake in," or something like that.
Write a story about a man who can eat his girl right.
dfw wrote IJ mainly to impresss a girl and look where that got him
>>7519882
She goes to MIT. I'm older than her. some of my ideas are nicely twisted. She likes that I'm clever and good at writing.
>>7519890
you got any proof of that?
I would love to do something like that. I already have a girl who doesn't care for me. Now all i have to do is to channel that fantasy into a sexy novel. But is it really possible? Did based DFW actually do it for a woman? I want it to be true.
>>7519919
Buy her some Andrea Dworkin. She will enjoy it.
>>7519864
Post some of your writing.
if she likes you just fuck her
>>7519920
>Neither his breakdown in November nor Karr’s departure for Syracuse could hinder it: in fact it may even have been the spur, leaving Wallace with the need to prove he deserved her love. He later wrote about the following year in the margin of a book, “The key to ’92 is that MMK was most important; I[nfinite] J[est] was just a means to her end (as it were).”
http://www.newsweek.com/david-foster-wallace-brink-infinite-jest-64425
mmk being the poet mary karr who he kind of dated/stalked/plotted to kill her husband
Write something erotic but not pornographic. Get her juices flowing. Make the main male character epitomize you: faggot op, small cock and cuck shed ready,
Just joking, of course. This is 4chan after all. Seriously, I wrote some erotic stuff, and my then girl friend found it on the computer. She liked it and she sucked me as I read it out loud to her.
>>7519890
RARE
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post memes, you stupid cucks.
>>7519920
It's fairly common knowledge that DFW was in a manic state for the 3 or 5 years (depends on which format you consider relevant, as DFW himself said that some of IJ writing was 'intense work' and some was 'mild') and it was all caused by this qt.
>>7520880
Still waiting on proof. One source will suffice.
>>7519882
Here are some more suggestions I came up with stoned.
"Love isn't about giving; it's greedy, hungry eating - so take your fill, but get it only before I do."
"I've always had the strangest thought that cats, mute as they are, know much more than those two predatory orbs give away."
"Martha swept out into the garden, the whole night just far too much for her. The future, she suddenly realized, snaked so leeringly ahead: silvery scales of chance -- slick as the midnight oil -- coalesced brilliantly as each twisted thought sparkled new and vicious horizons. In the autumn-fall of the garden, Jaspar could hear the dead leaves crunching to her angry steps.
'Stop being such a cunt, he roared."
"I will rape you, but with the molten jizzum of a man carved from the hard earth itself."
"But this is not the end of the book, dear reader. for - now you surely know - in the windy streets of the San Francisco bourgeoisie; there is no end.
Never."
>>7521111
thank you trip man, I became steadily more stoned writing that.
>>7519938
>who he kind of dated/stalked/plotted to kill her husband
oh really, anon? tell me more of this story...
from my experience girls will like you even if you're an awful writer
>>7519890
AUDIENCE
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>>7521120
This, it's completely irrelevant to your chances with women whether you write well. OP should just send her a picture of his dick already.
>>7521129
she didn't ask for funny stories
>>7519864
>tfw saved a dying relationship with a poem
Sometimes the sincerity really carries across and a lot of women do appreciate it, even if it isn't technically proficient. It's the thought that counts, especially if that thought is conveyed well in your writing
>>7521131
Although he did say short stories
>>7519934
this
>>7521309
Savage fampai
your story sucks anyway OP
