Riddle me this: How do I read LotR without falling asleep?
If you don't like it, then just fucking don't
>>7511651
I dunno, drink a cup of coffee? Read sitting up? Don't be a bitch?
rectal administration of speed paste
>>7511651
the book is not for you
>>7511737
don't jump to conclusions, anon
>>7511651
Stimulants, but it would also help if you actually wanted to read them enough to do it, which it doesn't sound like you do.
Just watch the movies. It's lazy and a cop-out, but if you're asking this question you're probably pretty lazy already.
>>7511651
>Reading reddit pleb books
I thought the reddit invasion of this board was just a meme.
>>7511736
The fuck is a snapdragon.
>>7511801
It's a beverage commonly drunk in my Fantasy Novel.
Those who drink it become mean buttheads.
So why don't you think twice before shit-posting in my thread?
>>7511824
but why would anybody even drink that if it makes them a mean butthead?
Who's producing this so much that it's common?
What business would sell it and risk costumers being buttheads to eachother?
fkng'mbrrssng
>>7511863
>but why would anybody even drink that if it makes them a mean butthead?
People drink alcohol despite becoming mean buttheads
>>7511651
by reading Sword of Shannara instead
Grow up
>>7511651
methamphetamine
>>7511651
You stop being a pleb
>>7511824
Not a shitpost bro, you're just being a fag.
>>7511651
speed-reading techniques?
