come up with book titles that you would want to read
Towering Pines
Fibonacci's Diary
Flowerbed
Ramblings of a NEET
Greytone Roses
The Impeccably Curious Writings of the Esteemed Ms. Henderson and Her Dog.Just kidding, but it would probably be a best seller and then adapted into a Wes Anderson movie
C-c-c-combo Breaker: The end of an era
>>7511119
>two posts in
>combo breaker
i think you're a bit early, friend
Glowing Mushrooms
Race to the End of Civilization
Nuclear Fog
Frostbite
Pynchon's Funeral Bells
Are You There Satan? It's Me, Hitler
Cuntbreak
An above ground pool
>>7511093
my diary
>>7511113
The absolutely wonderful girl an her highly naive whimsical nature
T.B.H: Anthology of Post-Holocaust Tweets in Reformed Czechoslovakia.
Inherent Jest, or: Infinite Vice
>>7511209
Infinite vice would be a good name for a shitty band
in kitchen i sat in smells
The Beginner's Guide to Killing Yourself
Computer Death
Classical Painting at the End of the World
It Feels Fear
The Art of Killing Your Neighbours
Fascism and its Discontents
Now, that's what I call suffering
>>7511113
The Mysterious Tale of The Unremarkable Mister Ronaldino and His Adventures on the Other Side of the Mirror
>>7511231
it's so disgusting
Thee Mirthfulle and Merree Tayyle of thee Esteem'd Gentilemahn Madame Archebusse Balmainietteaon of Vichy-du-Plasse, whom hath foughte and slay'n thee grande Dragowne of Abbergwayyte and Tak'n its head baque to King Jayme's Very Land of Merree Olde Angle's Land of Yer
The New World Order Made Me Gay
The Illuminati Turned Me Into a Cocksucker
The International Jewish Conspiracy Got Me Addicted To Cum
I Was Forced To Sell My Ass In A FEMA Camp
Slave To Black Cock During RaHoWa
Chemtrails Turn Straight American Men Into Faggots: A Memoir
Forcibly Vaccinated Into A Life Of Homo Love
The Majikkyl and Fawcee Tayle of Fir Galleey-hadde of the Rouwnde Tabble, and his Dutious Fervice to the Greath King Aurthurr Rex of Engle's Island
Homosexuality among the Developmentally Challenged: an analysis of OP
>>7511241
Go read Illumintaus
>>7511224
actual writer detected.
>>7511224
Clifford Pickover detected
>>7511224
Noice. 10/10 would read.
>>7511093
Ursa Partis
Omnimoose
Atomic Bigfoot
Buildipede
Carni-vore
Submaggedon
Tokyo Underground
>>7511299
my parents had a copy of that, I tried to read it when I was like, 8.
I didn't get very far
The Great Crucible
Life & Destruction
The Mallard Palace
Off to Mars
The Petite Life
I Was Awake, Just for Awhile Only
>>7511209
Viceland
Bleeding Jest
A Portrait of the System as an Hideous Man
Oblivion's Wake
Vlysses
Against the Dead
Good Old Mason
Slowifying Learners: Sloth or Entropy in the Inherent Broom
This is Edge
2325
Premature Emasculation: The Self-Defeating Nature of Western Culture and Its Inability to Deal with Outside Threats.
>>7511093
clear water high school monogatari^dx
How Hilary Clinton Got AIDS
The Holocaust of Islam
Why Life is Worth Living
Where the Grass isn't Greener, or the Fortune of Tuning into the Wrong Channel
>Hookers & Blow: The Mask of Joel Olsteen
>>7512012
I like these.
The Bird on The Perch
Q's and B's
Fathers of Fathers
Sounds of Meno
Vanity and the Fabulous
A Hiker By
Souls
Concepts of Metempsychosis
Mothers and Fathers
The Leaves She Left
Joy of Joys
The King and The Crown Upside down
The Song in The Grove
>>7512174
*
>A Hiker By
A Hiker Came By
How the Fags Won The Day
Merv and Song
Nigger, Nigger on the Wall...
The Ultimate Answer
A Chill Wind
The Hollow Man
Overlapping Fears
The Endless Diatribe
Down Thunderer.
Three Dead Men in Acapulco
>>7512201
The Hollow Men is already a famous TS Eliot poem
How to be Permanently Happy (and Fulfilled!)
panasonic white noise machine 3 am meme
>>7512274
>TS Eliot
>liking le illusions to Eastern Religion meme man
Death of the Party
Black Out on White Night
Salty Treats (And How They Will Kill Me)
Desert Raindancer
We Jumped (and Hit a Wall)
The Malt in our Bars
66 Bumbles
Dishsoap Oceans
Slept with Hera
Untitled Book
>>7512851
The Bars in our Malt
>>7512851
Dragon Philosopher 2: Return of Qualia
The Hierarchy of the High
"Black People are Good, Actually"
>>7511224
>The Beginner's Guide to Killing Yourself
>The Art of Killing Your Neighbours
the rest are okay though
The bluebells by the sea
>>7512181
I like A Hiker By better
Drippy Smoker Rat God FortyForty Three Million Fuck
The Misshapen Turnip
Sounds like something Archimboldi would write, or a contemporary Hawkes.
>>7511093
Jeb!
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
Ripped off foreign media slightly revised to avoid infringement.
>>7511093
I can't get over that picture, it's just such a vivid scene ripped straight from the heart of adolescence. Look at him, look at her. Look at the setting. The dingy fast food place late at night. Grimy, filling, and a pillar of life at the time. It is the watering hole they retire to when the fun comes to a close, or the first stop when it starts. But now it is quite clearly the former. They are tired. The night has been long. In this state of sleeplessness the walls have lowered and she takes a risk almost without thinking of what she does. The head on the shoulder, resting peacefully, it's just a preview, a tease of life with him, but she'll take it anyway. Imagine how his eyes lit up with surprise and rapture when that first contact was made. Two charges bodies coming into contact and the voltage must have been palpable. But stop. He's frozen. She's too good, to pretty, too perfect for him. His eyes are locked forward and his body won't move. He can't. One muscle twitch could raise her from her tranquility and this still moment he's wanted too much to even allow himself to dream about could crash down into the real world. So be stays there frozen, afraid, cause he knows that in this perfect moment, nothing is certain. Does she really like him? Is she just tired and he's convenient? Is she just using him? Only as long as he can make time stand still can he stave off these demons of thought. So he's still. Because he knows that this nirvana is as fleeting as the life of a mayfly. And she's at peace, who knows why, but the slight smile on her face says only that she is. Perhaps this picture is heaven for some poor, lost young boy: a place where his moment of purest bliss, so joyous and serene that he could not even allow himself the full enjoyment is forever. Perhaps I'm just an anon who doesn't know anything about anything projecting my memories and regrets onto these two young people. Perhaps it's because I've felt that same bliss crash down around me more times than I care to remember, more times than I can bear to remember. Perhaps, but all these little guesses and dreams are nothing, only the fancies of anon. Only the dreams and daydreams and deepest desires of poor anon.
>>7511122
I think that was the title of a book he would like to read.
>>7514008
Ignore this, I'm just a sad young man, already full of regret.
>>7511093
How the conniving, and blatantly surreptitious, Mr. Wednesday, contrived his sundry novel titles
Why Everything an MBA Learns is Completely Wrong
>>7511093
The Sanctioning of Thought
>An Auto Biography of Pieces of Reality
The Bi-Functioning Tetra Effect
>A Look at the Edges of the Triangular Pyramid
Love and Meaning: The Glory of Finding One Without the Other
The Dialation of Confucius: Finding the Poetry in the Retracted Existance
Up the Ying Yang
>The Anal Side of Balance
Forrest Song: The Justification of a Flesh
>A Look at What Makes Us Contain Ourselves
Pupil: A Gaze into the Learning Process
Flitted Fractions Face: Building Blocks Gone Bust
The Dramamine of Dictionary: What Makes Us Define
One Direction: A Dong Show
>A Look at Homosexuality in the Compass Pointer
Yet Another Cling Fling
>A Observation of What Makes Us Care For a Loved One and How Diversifying Intensifies It
A Disturbance in the Force
>The Making of Analytical Observation
Cloaked in Case Files
>>7514008
Nigger that's Val Kilmers son on the set of a movie
A Diatribe on How Envy Made the World
Dissolution of the Fact
>A Look at the Fragmentation's that Make Truth
Gone By the Winds Eye
>A Flight through a Hurricane of Perspective
Digital Features: The Presence of the Auto Function
>A Look at the Separation Between Mind and Body
You're Half Way There: The Discovery of the Lie of the Cup of Semi Fullness
>An Look at the Patterns of the Liar Paradox
Corn Row Fever: The Strangeness of Harvesting
>A Discussion on What Makes us able to Derive Sustenance From Confusion
> >>7511093
If anyone feels like reading some reallly convoluted shiz i'll have a shot at writing one paragraph from any of the titles containing pages
>>7512106
kek
pty dank names desu
>Vlysses
top kek, best one
>>7514175
>>7514203
>
>>7514221
Stop it anon
This image makes me sad
>>7511093
Totalitarianism in a Tundra I-III
Hypersphere
/b/'s Christmas Miracle
I want to be Popular! It's not my fault I smell!
Infinitessum Rainbow of the Odyssey's Gravites Jester
The last of the American Dindu's
Understandably understandable - Or that one time my NEET life got turned upside down
Life in Excess: The Poor American Capitalist who dreamed of Ciroq and Bugatti
>>7511093
lanky guy with hiked up pants who looks stereotypically nerdy/loserish which implies little experience with women has a fairly attractive women fall asleep on his shoulder in a booth at a fast food restaurant which makes him booth excited, nervous and surprised.
>>7514223
Sadness is a bastion of passion
For every colour there be there be a like kind of love and a loved kind of hate, the fact that the shadow of either exists is in itself a miracle of mouths and minds meeting, and not that that be the kind of fleeting, nor such that it be a style of bleating, but rather that of a rendition of the blood pounding and hearts beating: need that be over the dinner seating or the loves heating, there is still room for the freelance NEETing to making its way to colours greeting..
>>7514175
>Yet Another Cling Fling
>>A Observation of What Makes Us Care For a Loved One and How Diversifying Intensifies It
>The Sanctioning of Thought
>An Auto Biography of Pieces of Reality
do these plese
Peace and Peace
White Boys: An Erotic Parody of Don DeLillo's White Noise
The Particular Characters of the Development in the First Period of Philosophy
Dogmatic Walker
KKKunt
Slithering Glisten
Unga-Bunga Funhouse Ookie-Bookie
Feedback Fluid
Shit on my Dick
Salivating Infection & Disney Princess Putrefaction
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time (To Hitler)
The Perverted Guide To Hanky-Panky
Dog Dick Red Rocket Hot Splatter Cum Boils My Piss Leak Eye Cheek Gash Hot Glue Rot
Anime: The Scourge of Existence (and other awful panderings to dweeb weeb fucks)
I Want The Anime Pussy (and how to make money from your mother's basement)
Amiibo Almanac
Bread Loathe
Ugg-Mugg
Ohhh Yesss Msssissser Bossss-Man
>>7511093
World domination for dummies
Illustrated encyclopedia of human sexuality
A case study of 4chan memes
The New Old Testament (an autobiography)
BAOW BAOW BAOW BAOW (BITCH I'M BUSTIN AT EM): The Brick Squad Tragedies & The Waka Flocka Story [unabridged]
A complete and detailed history of 4chan
Ada Ardor: 4, Black Door
>>7514598
>A complete and detailed history of 4chan
>Chapter 4: You
>>7511224
>Classical Painting at the End of the World
that's just wittgenstein's mistress
Swaheri Nahrbuckle
>he doesn't read gibberish
The End of the World as Witnessed by You.
Clickbait
Groping alcohol
Empty living
Tales of a parasite
>>7514678
>Empty living
I'd read it.
>>7514683
Yeah, you'd read just about anything wouldn't you? You slut.
>>7514700
Oh you :^)
>>7511093
Small Nouns
The Frontier Was Everywhere
Shithops
Burning Moth
things i like
>>7512012
The Mallard Palace
>>7512174
>Fathers of Fathers
>>7514742
I'd read "All bad"
The Meme is Mightier than the Sword: The Story of 4chan
She Bathes Every Tuesday
Drinking Buttermilk
A Parrot's Pie
Scrubbers: It's a Soap and a Sponge!
For Every Blue, an Orange
The Ottoman
Sonnets not by Shakespeare
Strange Happenings in Dickville
When met by the Wind
Embrace
A Fantasy
Pic unrelated
Lesbians Anonymous: How a Tripfag Relived her Youth
>>7514752
God Strike Me Down
>>7514414
Alright,
First Off, Yet Another Fling; A Observation of What Makes Us Care For a Loved One and How Diversifying Intensifies It
>Just an Excerpt from what would be in the book
... as the process of settling into a relationship reaches the point of where one would presumably be gaining weight, the spiral into realism of a prolonged period of time with this given person may shed light on how the integration of the dilemma of can one find any new experience of love with this person, this dawns with the weary light of the inability to deny such, and in such means does the case of what would make the relationship more intriguing be the inspiration of a 3rd party...
More?
I'll continue on with the next one until then
Incoming
>The Sanctioning of Thought;
>An Auto Biography of Pieces of Reality
>>7514414
The Sanctioning of Thought;
>An Auto Biography of Pieces of Reality
... although trial be the least disturbable factory of evolution the process of its infallible narration of distribution endowed the format of, not new, but necessary into the plot of the scope of realism that created the first basis of something that was neither cell nor creature but of a system of reduction to induction and deduction, this simply enough is the background of relation between atom and photon...
I'm writing passages from the book titles I'd read
>>7514175
>>7514203
Go ahead and pick one or the same already pursued and I'll make an excerpt
On a related note to this thread: Do you think it's narcissistic to title a book "The Epic of _____"?
The Raconteur's Guide to Butthole Tricks
OMG Moby Dick
The Edge of Boundary Release
>>7515571
underrated
>>7511103
>Ramblings of a NEET
Fuck, I'm actually working on something like this
>>7511227
this is more of a musical album desu
Memoirs of a Hyper-spacial Elf
The Beautiful thing that awaits the Beast
You, Me, Sexy time
Do you even into: A guide to even intoing
Correlating the Contents of the Human Mind: Dissociated Knowledge
Glossolalia For Dummies
Gaudens Ad Infinitum
The Death of Tragedy
The Discovery of the Bagatelle
>>7515733
We all do, anon.
Actual titles of mine:
How to Communicate
with Other Human Beings:
A Manual
Terminus Knovember
Strange Umbrellas
>>7515757
>The Death of Tragedy
Have you even fucking read the Birth of Tragey from the Spirit of Music? Socrates is its death.
Crows Know
Vostok
Blood for Rum
Making Friends: For Dummies
>>7515783
Nietzsche faults Euripides as much as Socrates in the big picture. Socrates was the ideological change. Euripides was the technical change, in terms of staging a play.
>>7515827
Yeah but nobody cares for the actual staging part of that book.
>>7515836
Well nobody, it's a pleasure to meet you!
The Book Title Index
>>7515860
Yeah, well, I will claw myself out of caring for the staging parts of The Birth of Tragedy from the Spirit of Music, and if it takes me a lifetime.
>>7515757
>Correlating the Contents of the Human Mind: Dissociated Knowledge
I see what you did there.
>>7515522
Sure broski, I'll do a line from each
>The Bird on The Perch
They been sitting there all day feeding those birds; why do old men feel like they can bring peace to this upheaval of nature in today's world. She looked out over her balcony, "Some days I can't thing of a better view than that simple ocean"....
>Q's and B's
.. as the quarter back quiped as he left in a rage: "I'd rather play quidditch you bastard bitches!"
>Fathers of Fathers
...It's imagination sparked once again the maker set off crawling along the floor; the chatter in the distance neither fettered its drive nor worried its ambition, it's goal was clear, the lego on the far side of the room...
>Sounds of Meno
... we thought to ourselves what a pause might be; simple? Complex? Convoluted? We settled on the last of those and the semantics that induced a paranoia started bring us crying to our knees....
>Vanity and the Fabulous
.. well there was no worry on her face the backlash of her appearance left her wondering where she was, the stares did not seem to have any intention to them, but they were definitely not kind...
>A Hiker By
... the bear came back to our region of the mountain years later, it seemed to have battle scars and its presence delighted me to see its victory. The turkeys rinds were left out as per usual of our guest. ... "no air traffic round these parts" I responded...
>Souls
..the concept of time meeting the picture of warp with a static rendition of an expression of space left us glowing.
>Concepts of Metempsychosis
... the child laughed, "but what if the dead person was just making up what happened?"...
>Mothers and Fathers
... I found her always to be similar to her iron, finding the folds of malady meeting the heat of the forge and last for as long as it might so long as I didn't find it a nook to stuff into. ... I never heard her cry as much as I did when she was in the old age home...
>The Leaves She Left
After the fall I gave a ring on the telephone, she didn't pick up; I found her voice so angled and crisp in the answering machine that I called again.... .... (two years later) the summer came around and I went to look her up so I called her family; she told me that she'd died two autumns earlier...
>Joy of Joys
... snow came this year. The acrididy of the air made it slightly silvery, my mind thought of what we could do with so some spotlights in the right position; I went inside where my full teapot was waiting; the view through the window and I shared the better natures of the glow that the season....
>The King and The Crown Upside down
... we traversed the stairs to his room, in our drunken flippancy my dress caught on the stairs and tore off, now we were both equally naked I smiled, though he didn't know it.
>The Song in The Grove
"I found my glyph mother"...
Odysseus Weeps
>>7516144
I got you f.a.m
>>7516162
will you please tell me why someone made up a book and added it to their recommendation list? also why I want to read it so badly?
>>7516171
If you want in on it come to tinychat/4chanlit and talk to "dubs".
He was voted the top /lit/ personality of 2015
>>7516022
based
thanks champ
>>7516192
no you fucking weirdo
> >>7516192
> >>7516224
Anyway, here's some more book titles I'd like to read
The Domino's and the Dominatrix: The Clockwork of a Sexual Deviants Mind
The Dichotomy of Addiction: Satisfaction and Success
Goodwill Punting: The Psychological Anatomy of Sports
Forrest and Gump: The Philosophy of Idiots Success
Failures Through the Ages
The Age of Intolerance: Unpopular Opinions for Beginners
Hope in a Field of Grace: Making Your Mark
>>7514008
good post
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra
>>7517689
I'm pretty sure it's the limit of compassion that one has or can achieve without over riding their character bounds? Compassion as in levels of intimacy relations achievable in the circumstance?
>>7519274
Or the long lost Tao Lin classic:
>>7511093
Isolation Isle
Past and Present: Together at Last
Jungle Jim
The Talendor Tales
The Tribe of Winter
Silent Thunder
The Passenger
>>7519300
god tier mimesis
>>7519345
Last one, I promise
>>7519300
still too ironic?
![95e36aab6cfb0c07321709cbb0707efc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b2NrXAh.jpg "95e36aab6cfb0c07321709cbb0707efc[1].jpg")
Riddoch Syndrome
Beyond the Baptism of Fire
The Mother Complex
Dictator Game
Cournot Equilibrium
Touched; or, Molested by a Loved One
>>7516022
pls do more
Boner Patrol
Portrait of the Boner as a Half Chub
A Cunt-Breaking Boner of Staggering Penis
>>7519274
>>7519300
>>7519355
A new trilogy emerges
Hardcore Lesbian Sex On The Moon IV: Cheerleader Astronauts Meet Horny Lesbian Aliens
A beautiful tale about cheerleader astronauts and their new alien buddies learning about love and life. Genres: Romance/Adventure 10/10 Would recommend. My favourite was the fisting scene and that ending. I cry everytime.
Saturday Nights in the Doghouse
Sunbather
The Minutes
Information in Bold
Lipstick
>>7519387
Boner Patrol just grabs me.
Don't say by the dick.
The State-Sanctioned Biography of Emperor [my name], King of the World, All-Around Cool Guy possessed of a Really Big Dick and Tons of Money
Drug fueled dissertations of an ex-Raver
Writing 101
Why meme culture sucks and so do you
>>7511364
I thought this where a bit amateurish
>>7512092
Noiiiiice
I'd go for
I was there, for a while.
Electrolysis
>a tale of love, loss, and purification; foreward by John Green
Electrolysis II: Electrolytes
>a tale of love, loss, and dissociation; foreward by Ransom Riggs
>>7511141
can't wait for that one
>>7519484
Which is why they'd be published
Fruiting Bodies
Deconquista
The Man Itself
Adverse Possession
The President is a Cuck, and I have Proof!
>>7511122
you're not clever but its ok friend
>>7511093
Sincere Performance: Maintaining Great Levels of Confidence and Doubt Without Despair or Contradiction.
There Will Be Rape: Evolutionary Dimorphism Didn't Stop At The Neck.
Breaking Strides
The Cryptic Front: Activating A Secret Society's Self-destruct Mechanism From Within
Universal Prison Escape Techniques
The Curse of the Perpetual Fornicators In Welbury Court
Tales From The Forbidden Bridge Palace
The Pilot's Instinct
The Next Nearest Thing: Imitation Comedy
The Frictionless Entity of the Young Ms. Holmes
The King's Conditional Pardon
Orphaned By Choice
Ruses and Fabrications: A Sufficient Warning For Loyalty Seekers
>>7511201
Fuaaaaaaaaaaaark. I'd read it. But then again, I'm a total sucker for new-age stuff.
Crying of lot 49 but with a different plot
A Song Of Cock and Pussy: Game of Boners
Diary of the girl that sucked cocks
>>7519066
>dat gif
2cute
