Do you read while on the shitter, /lit/?
>>7507487
Fight Club
i literally cannon sit down at a toilet without something to read. Lately Ive been mowing through Generation of Swine by HST. If I'm at a public toilet and I don't have a book handy, ill read my smartphone. Typically the Guardian app
>>7507499
Reading the OP post and then reading this response immediately afterward made me laugh. I know you misread the OP and thought it said "WHAT do you read" but its' fun to imagine that you just posted this without misreading
>>7507512
Now I'm laughing too
Thanks friend
>>7507487
Mad Magazine and comics
>>7507487
yes. I read, smoke and drink coffee there. Sometimes with a music on the backgroud.
>>7507487
I look at pictures of girls I like and pretend I'm pooping on them
I really don't understand. I wait until I need to shit, I go shit and it takes 30 seconds to 1 or 2 minutes and I'm done. Do you guys go ten minutes before you need to shit or something?
That's a very bad habit OP. You're suppose to really sit down, wipe, and go. You're not suppose to dilly dally on the toilet, it can lead to ripping, irritation, and worst of all: hemorrhoids.
>>7507677
This explains alot...
>>7507668
I also don;t understand. Are you people just sat there while poop dries and cakes around your bung? Are you expecting follow up lumps. What are you waiting for?
Sometimes when I shit a bit of semen comes out of my flaccid penis. Is this normal?
No, I do not.