What books did you buy your girlfriend for Christmas /lit/?
What books do you think she's getting you?
>>7501958
>girlfriend
>>>/reddit/
cruel
my mother gave me a book named "how to clean your house". and a empty smartphone box. I'm not kidding.
She's getting me Street of Crocodiles
Im getting her 10th of December and the plays of Checkov
Hello, Reddit
reported for sexism
>>7501980
>>7501962
whats wrong with reddit though? its fun and you are generalizing the entire site. how would you like people thinking lit as being b just because its on the same site?
>>7502040
go back to reddit
>>7501958
>girlfriend
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7501958
>girlfriend
>>7502049
who says the essence of browsing lit doesn't include also browsing reddit?
>>7501958
>girlfriend
Women can't read.
>>7502040
>girlfriend
r-ree ...
>>7501958
twenty fragments of a ravenous youth
the stupefaction
she doesn't get me books; she makes things
I love how all the normalfags left the board for a couple hours and only the loners are online.
>>7502040
there is nothing wrong with reddit it's a /tv/ meme to pretend you have to be "loyal to one website"
>Girlfriend
>He fell for the women meme
>>7502090
not everyone is american senpai
>>7502102
You're right, only yuro normalfags shitpost right now
>>7501958
Stop triggering me normie shitlord
>>7502040
>>7502094
see image
>What books did you buy your girlfriend for Christmas /lit/?
I'm married, but I bought my wife a signed, limited edition novella by Jonathan Carroll.
So, there.
The Bell Jar and To The Lighthouse
Her semi-/lit/ roommate (apparently a direct relative of Walt Whitman) gave me props and I even caught her reading it once or twice which is all I could ever really hope for.
My fiancé bought me babyfucker and a gift card to the local bookstore. I can't look any of her relatives in the face right now
A Bunch of Criterion Blu-Rays plus a book.
>>7501958
>posts anime
>implying you have a gf
>>7502419
Uhhhh, is her roommate's name Mercedes by chance?
>>7502469
Nope, it's Emma
>>7502471
Huh, I have a friend that is dating a relative of Walt Whitman.
>>7501958
The kamasuctra.; )
i gave her yurope 1 and asked for yurope 2
if she doesn't get me it i'll just download it off amazon later tomorrow
I dont have a girlfriend, but every year I buy presents and wrap them up early (around July) just in case I get one in the later half of the year.
This year I bought my would be girlfriend a bottle of scotch and a latex mold of my penis as a joke present, haha. But I didn't find one, so I guess I'll just use th..
Well, better luck next year.
>>7501970
Sounds like a cewl mom desu senpai,
I got her Anna Karenina because she wants to get into Russian literature.
I have quite a large backlog and she probably knows a good number of books I want so it will probably be a surprise.
>>7501958
Don't know yet. I'm getting her Chernow's Alexander Hamilton because she's really into that musical.
>tfw lost touch with friends and spending christmas alone
>>7502040
Unbeknownst to many, in the years between the publications of Ulysses and Finnegans Wake, as Joyce lost heart in his ability to complete his magnum opus and contemplated handing it off to James Stephens, he developed some rudimentary manuscripts, now lost, for a novel which may have become a masterpiece in its own right, entitled JUST.
>owning separate books with your girlfriend
>not sharing the same books and using two different gender themed book marks to mark where you are
>>7502825
> being gender binary
> Christmas 2015
Kramer.mobi
>>7502081
underrated. kek.
books for christmas?
i fucking hope not i hate that shit
>>7503350
This
also
>gf
>>7502544
Whenever I buy concert tickets, I buy two, just incase I get a girlfriend before the date arrives. Then I go alone every time.
>>7503404
Why haven't you killed yourself already?
>>7503404
>not giving one away
>>7502040
Seriously fuck off to reddit
