>stupid shit you wrote as a kid
The Mayans said that one day; someone will show us a way. They couldn’t have directly told us so they ended the calendar on the day of his birth. A new world will be created by this man, who knows what will happen. It started today and the old world ends today. This is the journey of Marco Lionheart, man, leader… savior.
The midnight the apocalypse was told to be, everyone decided it wasn’t going to happen because it would not be happening, something else was happening in East London. At 4:00 AM Greenwich mean time Juliet Lionheart went into labor and was imminently sent to the hospital. Not only did she give birth to the savior, the apocalypse started. A bit light storm occurred in the sky, the light show attracted a million people. It was a bang heard all around the world, 10 minutes later Juliet was told about it and she looked outside. A scroll fell straight down from the sky, landed in her arms. It was the first thing good that happened to her since her husband died weeks before. Imminently as her got the scroll she opened it the scroll said the following.
“Centuries ghosts, calendars end while the stone army invades. We are all doomed, who is next?”
cringing hard rn
>>7487257
This is hilarious. I wrote some terrible stuff when I was a kid, but I think it all got discarded.
Could be worse 2bh. At least it's halfly original.
>>7487246
Haha damn I wish I could post mine. It was like 24 pages of a dark tower rip off that I decided to blend with some Egyptian rip off kingdom that I deleted long ago out of intense shame
>>7487246
When I was 5 I made an illustrated fantasy store that was inspired entirely by Lord of the Rings
>>7487246
I have a distant memory of trying to write a story about all of my classmates going on an adventure when i was in 1st grade, featuring my crush as the main character. And I decided to excerpt one sentence as a "trailer" to show my parents.
The sentence was supposed to be "Meredith attacked, boom" but I accidentally wrote "Meredith attacked, boob."
>>7487346
>halfly
grammar nazi
This thread just reminded me of my old fiction press that still exists because I forgot the the email/pw. There some hardcore shit on there that if anyone ever found I'd probably explode. The worst part is my profile picture is my face. I was 14 back then.
>>7487996
>hardcore shit
porn?
Found these two little blurbs from when I was a teenager. Most stuff I wrote when I was younger I either lost or destroyed. But I remember I had a fair amount of shitty poetry, all gone now thankfully.
>my mind is melting from my earholes into puddles on the pavement. i step in it and call it art. is this poetry or madness?
>the sound of a distant city, a fading memory. the smell of life, every inhale more intoxicating than the last. the world sits still. a walk through limbo.
