just declared my major as English
whats in store for me, /lit/?
ketamine
lots of free time
food stamps
>>7487201
speaking out of experience or a similar insecurity as OP?
>>7487207
Nah, I`m just projecting
loads of sweet sweet liberal arts pussy
Man all this reading and the three essays they make me write a semester are really hard.
I should go out and get plastered
What is /lit/'s GPA for the Fall semester? Anybody attempting to get into the type of grad school that scrutinizes such a thing?
better find something else to do as well
>>7487240
2.8 (lol)
yes
>>7487192
the same as most great writers and English majors.
Depression and poverty.
NEETdom post-graduation
>>7487192
English is a fuckin meme language, you filthy plebeian. Basque–Icelandic pidgin or the Jutlandic dialect of Danish are proper ones.
>>7487327
>Jutlandic dialect of Danish are proper ones.
I speak it. The real deal is about as barbaric as it gets. It boils down to a string of guttural sounds in close succession. Some sentences are expressed entirely in vowels.
>>7487192
Do you like the sound of working for minimum wage while balls deeps in student loan debt?
No?
Well tol fucken bag mate because that's all you've got to look forwards too.
>>7487198
cool
Are your parents rich and/or well connected OP? If not then I hope you're either going to an amazing school or paying <500$ a semester.
If you don't qualify for any of that then don't expect to be financially stable for a while.
Crippling poverty and deteriorating mental health.
