>reading in public
>person asks me what am I reading
>Plague by Camus
>oh
>making a face like the not bad meme and pretending to recognise the book or the author
>I can see they havno no fucking clue whatsoever
Why do you care dude. Try carrying a conversation without being a sperg.
>reading in public
>guy asks me what im reading
>show him my copy of totalitarianism in the tundra
>he smirks cooly and a light whisper of a morning sunset growls across his lips
>cool he says and walks off
What a fuckin pleb i bet hes never even heard of it,
>>7485424
I don't fell the need to carry a conversation if they don't ask anything about the book, I'm not going to describe the book out of sudden
>>7485397
lol, kill yourself you fucking pleb
>>7485424
>wanting to have a conversation with a stranger
they're probably trying not to laugh at you for being the cliched teenager who reads camus and xkcd comics you fucking angst ridden redditor
>>7485496
don't call me like that!
>>7485472
>wanting to have a conversation
>>7485397
pretty good bait
>>7485397
Autistic spergs like you are the same as those music-lovers who live up their own rectum. Please kindly stop visiting /lit/.
>>7485554
>wanting
>reading on the train home
>strangers asks what I am reading
>say the stranger by camus, pronouncing the s
>starts going on a rant calling me an idiot
>keeps repeating camoo camoo camoo in my face
>Read in public
>Cute girl trips and spills her latte all over me
>"Oh gosh anon! I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry" she wipes at my pants
>"Your book is ruined! Let me buy you another one, what is it?"
>"Fuck you and fuck off."
>She looks like she's about to burst into tears, gets up slowly and walks away.
>Realise how stupid I am, I could've gotten a free copy of The Ego and the Id.
>>7487310
just stop being such a pleb
>>7488556
>not saying "it's 'The Cute Girl's Phone Number' by you"
>not fugging her
>walking away with a ruined book
>>7485397
>Reading Gravity's Rainbow in public
>a fat permavirgin runs up shouting "Gravity's Rainbowwwww!!"
>I respond "yeah"
>He goes away
>>7485397
camus is shit you fucking nigger
>on the bus reading on my Kobo
>"Ayy mayne is dat a iPad?"
>on the bus reading on my iPad
>"Ayy mayne is dat a Kindle?"
>on the bus reading on my iPhone
>"Ayy mayne is dat a PS4?"
>>7488584
>saying "it's 'The Cute Girl's Phone Number' by you"
Cringe af m8
>>7488601
Memetastic
>>7488556
Should've told her it was a signed first edition of Ulysses.
>>7488556
>burst into treats
>>7488668
Do you seriously think that a latte-drinking bitch prefers being insulted than getting a cheesy pickup line? How fat of a virgin are you?
woah reading this thread made me feel like I'm on /v/
