best book to gift le gf this xmas? also alpha male general
wizards keep out
you cannot banish me puny mortal
>this wizard guy again
>should just rezz that guy
>gotta get my chips tomorrow though
>>7461995
A boob job is the most alpha gift.
The Kama Sutra might be the runner-up.
Got my bitch an Hermes scarf because I'm a beta.
>>7462097
which shaving cream should I get? Already looked up ask men for advice but no luck.
>>7462111
Barbasol shaving cream
Brylcreem or tonic in your hair.
Everything else is just trying to cash in on how well those products work.
If my girlfriend likes Bruno Schultz and his short stories, what are some similar recs?
>>7462151
>letting your bitch like anything besides your dick
Beta detected, get out of my thread RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>7462151
c u c k
>>7461995
If you want a good Christmas, you should get her
>Kama Sutra
>Petronius' Satyricon
>Apuleius The Golden Ass
>Marquis De Sade - 120 Days and Justine
If I had a gf that's what I would buy.
My ex bought me a book that was a different sex position for everyday in the year. We finished it but haven't had a gf since.
>feels
>>7462425
which book?
Woman Hating by Andrea Dworkin.
>alpha male
My sides. Are you a literal ape?
>>7462476
Don't remember. One of those books you'd find at a Spencer's or Urban Outfitters. Don't know where it is now otherwise I'd take a pic
>>7462479
This.
>>7462513
>man-hating fuel
male-supremacist-hating fuel*
Fixed that for you.
>>7462513
Nice spook.
>>7462398
>Marquis De Sade
>giving your GF books written by a literal serial rapist
Wow.
>>7462398
i too want to literally get keked by a donkey dick
>>7462525
>implying his personal exploits have anything to do with his literary merit.
>>7462567
His books are a manifestation of his sexual ideals -- the sexual ideals of a literal serial rapist.
>>7461995
A breakup.
>>7462479
This if she's pleb, scum manifesto otherwise.
>>7462661
Regardless of his own crimes, his books are very sexual and invigorating. Being aroused does not make you condone anything bad.
>mfw plebs unironically have gfs
>>7462710are you ok?
>>7462501
>>7462479
>dat subtle b8 attempt
>pic related.
But then again the whole thread is like that. So who cares if it goes to shit
>Not lit?
>>>/out/ into the >>>/trash/ it goes.
>>7462787
>triggered /pol/ack
>>7462151
nice taste t b h
>>7461995
Is this Bilinda Butcher?
>>7463017
it is
