Whats TL:DR of your favorite book /lit/ ?
>>7455877
Briony lied, people died.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez - One Hundred Years of Solitude
>tl;dr latinos be cray t.b.h.
>>7455877
my son ate this!
>>7455877
Don't be taking a guy's bitches or killing his bros.
>>7455877
He became retarded again.
Being Christian isn't really that bad
>>7455995
Flowers for Algernon?
>>7456004
Every Kurt Vonnegut Jr. book?
some days you kill a whale, other days...not so much...
>>7455995
This made me laugh.
TL;DR of my favorite book:
Pedophilia, a love story
>>7456017
Fucking plebs didn't eve give Baphomet tits.
>>7456013
Ayup.
And it wasn't a sad ending. I remember sperging out in class when all the girls cried over the ending when we had to read it for american lit in high school. HE ENDS UP HAPPIER THAN HE WAS. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT. THAT"S WHY HE DIDN'T DIE AT THE END.
>>7456043
Lolita, eh? is that worth reading? Part of me wants to, but I'm worried I'll get judgy looks the entire time.
>>7456324
It IS meant to be a sad ending, just not a completely depressing ending. It's a sad ending with hope.
>>7456324
Definitely worth the read.
V-2 rockets
Don't have kids it'll ruin your life
>>7455877
"I'm fucked up, I've fucked up, and I'm gonna fuck up some more. Here, let me teach you how to write and shit."
>>7455995
The idiot?
>>7455877
Erudite guy manipulates ideas for fun over and over.
>>7455913
more like
Movies are bad for you
>>7456324
He will die in a few weeks just like Algernon
>Achilles is a sulky little bitch
>until he gets over it
He killed a bunch of people, nobody gave a shit.
BABY WANNA FUUUUUCK
The whale is truth or god or something and they don't catch it in the end
A bunch of depressed people fuck in a lonely, snow covered village in rural Japan.
Army rabbits go on a quest to find paradise and fuck bitches
Successful man in his fifties loses job and gets kicked to the curb by family, but in turn he rediscovers artistic talent and maybe life is just so simple after all.
>>7458557
>gotta be some Murakami, right?
Close - I guess. Snow Country by Kawabata.
>>7455877
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>>7458558
Different anon, but I was gonna guess that after having read the the first few chapters of Thousand Cranes a while back.
>>7458579
What's that like? And about?
tl;dr he woke beach water was far far away
>>7458589
Tea parties, and the main character fucking the ugly, repulsive ex-lover of his dad, iirc.
>>7458784
Sounds like my kind of novel. I'm a weirdo.
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>>7455877
a 7 foot albino scalps a lot of indians.
>>7455877
Sometimes...dead is better.
england is fucked and no matter how hard you try people are stupid and you'll fail
>>7459086
Canterbury Tales?
I wish everyone was dead, maybe I should kill myself, I guess I'll just write this instead.
>guy misses girl, fight over a sombrero
He was a good boy he dindu nuffin
>Fuck family, gov't, and religion. B yrslf :^)
you should give a fuck about people
>>7455877
tl;dr
>she died, fuck bitches, kill people, smoke everyday and dont give a fuck lel
>>7455877
Kid wanted to be a painter. Dad wouldn't let him. Kid proceeded to smear shit on everything his dad made (Dad was also a painter). Dad didn't stop him, but told his (the kids) younger brothers to deal with it.
>>7458938
Blood Meridian
>>7455877
jamaica be crazy
>>7455877
Family is on holiday in the Hebrides. Nothing really happens. They go back there 10 years later.
im a bug and my senpai hates me
>>7460244
Le Metamorphosis
>>7457928
Blue Velvet is not a book
>>7458947
We are just memeing anon. It's the only decent post-1990 book to exist so far though, so no amount of memes should discourage you from giving it a try yourself.
Machines in park go haywire
Machine man comes to fix them
Terrorism ensues
It's all a ruse
>>7455877
Junkies, hackers and space rastas
>>7459972
the stranger, camus
>vaginally and anally raped.
Guy writes; wife eats dick; kid dies
-Garp
>be me, manwhore richfag
>flirt with every girl in sight
>sperg calls me chad and challenges me to duel
>kill sperg by mistake w/e
>jailbait wants the d
>make fun of her for it
>travel europe for years
>come back
>jailbait became literal princess
>try to hit that
>get denied
>mfw
>>7455892
>ice is FUCKING MAGICAL
p.s. pls stop fucking your relatives
>>7457913
The Old Testament or the Koran?
Thorns Series
>tl;dr Extremes are extreme nigga
>medieval times is actually post-apocalyptic cyber hell btw
>>7461374
Eugene Onegin
cool mutant saves day and bangs a lot of women
>>7455877
The Bible.
>>7461427
>filthy mutants
>>7455877
Corn
as the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough
Scrawny nerd forced to work on a boat and discuss literature with an amoral captain
DUDE WEED LMAO
Ulysses: tl;dr
Everything is based around the scramble for power and happiness. Humor comes from the fuck ups and ass covering along the way.fuck the army air corps
>>7461432
>Neuromancer?
Yup
>>7455877
The affair ends.
The seven trumpet is crazy dog
katana wielding pizza delivery hacker guy saves world from a digital-human virus.
>>7460358
This is about the forever clownster, right?
Bozo yoyos.
>>7455877
My sister, the whore.
>>7461344
Mariachi Pynchon
A man can't finish his work on Barholdy. Whines about things.
>>7466946
johnny mnemonic
>>7467113
unf
>>7466946
snow crash. based.
How could anything good ever happen
> a sad lad tries to bang some geishas and then there's some business about the galaxy
hint:it's already been mentioned in this thread
inb4 /jp/ - the novelization
yes and I said yes I will Yes
>>7468357
u-meme-ses by jameme joycee
>>7457913
American Psycho
>>7455877
Crazy Celtic Lady who plays guitar and is magic gets involved with a town in the middle of nowhere, also an old fossil is found, gets a boner, and hi-jinks ensue as a man with bagpipes dies.
>>7467113
what is this?
>>7466956
Yep, by Daniel Fischer Williams
>>7455877
There's Guy and Guy1. One of them lives in modern times, the other one in the future. Life sucks, people only want sex and money, plus there's some Ron L. Hubbard shit going on, except their scientists are onto something.
England's best divorce attorney meets a mariticidal king.
>>7459237
Native Son?
>>7455877
Tell me about the rabbits George
Children smuggle gold passed the nazis on their sleds
>>7469736
Master splinter's list
Poetry is what happens after you drive deep into the Sonoran desert with a stolen Impala to look for a priestess
>>7455877
It seems sort of like fantasy but I don't even fucking get it and I think jesus is there somewhere.
>>7469739
Close
It was one city
drugs are bad, and sex is absolutely mental
>>7469916
Hunger?
>>7469927
Nope
>>7469933
tale of two cities by charlie dickens?
>>7469944
Nope, title is getting closer though
retarded guy dies.
>>7469951
Invisible Cities for fucks sake its so obvious why didn't I think that first??????????????????????
dublin lol
>>7469956
ding ding ding senpai
>>7469952
flowers for algernon?
Poet tries to justify his beliefs but ends up making a better case against them
>>7469965
nope.
>>7469922
>nobody tries to guess one of the most obvious ones
>>7469972
The Bible
>>7469952
New Testament?
>>7469998
could be, but no...
>>7459437
ayn rand? Atlas shrugged?
>>7466946
the matrix : The borne elucidation
>I'll fucking fight you and my friends will too, the book.
>>7469996
close
He fucks her when she's a teenager and an old woman
Women have historically been sexual slaves, primarily in marriage and sometimes in brothels. Now the political left wants them to become public-use sex slaves under the pretense of sexually liberating them. True liberation would mean giving them an authentic autonomy that includes the choice of not being sexualized. To achieve this we need to destroy systems of male power and our celebration of interpersonal dominance in all spheres of life, including sexuality, where it tends to be most vile and explicit.
>>7469952
Of Mice and Men?
>>7470580
something by Andrea Dworkin?
She had become confused.
>>7470615
Indeed. By now you should also know which one.
>>7470632
yeah probably given how much she's spammed by shitposters but I refuse to read faecal matter smeared onto paper
I don't even wanna wear these frilly dresses you don't even know me bitch ima take your money buy me dinner
Guy wanders through a forest, meets a ghost, goes underground, meets more ghosts, faints a lot, meets Satan, climbs back to the surface.
>>7455877
A kid gets way too into a book, and loses his humanity because of it.
>>7464789
Catch 22
>>7472997
Fantastic book. One of my favorite children's stories.
drugs drugs drugs gay sex gay sex pedos drugs drugs doctors drugs
>>7455877
Sea-best destroys boat after a long voyage of revenge, narrator escapes in a cannibal's coffin.
He tries to avoid dying and succeeds despite capitalism and bureaucracy.
>>7469743
The Savage Detectives
>I read that when I was 15
>I had no idea what the fuck I was reading
A man gets cucked and is eternally butthurt because of it.
>>7470645
>she
>implying
BEHEAD ALL SATANS
Prodigous yet autistic athlete undergoes a series of wacky HIGHjinks
