>dude let me just give this sleeping poison to a love-crazed 13 year old girl so she can elope away from her parents with a family enemy xD nothings gonna go wrong trust me dude lmao xD
>>7452791
reddit dot com
was shakespeare a hack?
>>7452791
Hey we all make mistakes man. You think a life of never EVER busting your nut is conducive to a detached rationality when cunny is involved?
TB honest this is just another example of Shakespeare's genius.
>>7452791
BUT MUH GENIUS OF CHARACTERIZATION
>>7452791
She was 16 in his original manuscript, which was basically adult status back then.
Her age was changed afterwards, no one is sure why, but the plot remained the same
>>7453472
13 was adult status too.
Victorian feminist cunts are the ones who first infantilized fertile teenage women and forced these insane age of consent laws on the public, forever poisoning normal relationships between the sexes and ruining countless innocent lives, all in order to increase the market value of their own dried up, roast beef vaginas.
>>7453484
78% of girls who have babies at 15 or younger get lifelong incontinence problems. basically they piss themselves all the time
age of consent makes some sense.
and 13 year olds aren't ready to take care of their own families, no point to allow them to marry
>>7453501
Yeah it's a lot better having 78% of 15 year old girls having lifelong STDs from fucking Chad and Tyrone and every other boy in their grade and getting their abortions paid for by Obamacare so they don't miss out on going to college and fucking another hundred guys and getting a degree in Women's Studies or some other bullshit then spending the next decade building a meaningless "career" in HR middle management before going crazy at age 35 and convincing a beta to help them shit out a kid or two with Down syndrome or autism because their eggs are rotten, so our usurious overlords have to import millions of third world immigrants to keep the economy from imploding over a lack of consumers being born. We sure solved that problem.
>>7453521
>incoherent gibberish
ummm ya....
>>7452791
She sucked his dick
>>7453533
>runon sentences intimidate me
Moron.
>>7453550
the structure was horrible and the thought was a long-winded false-dichotomy.
>>7453472
Child prostitution was rampant in the Victorian era, but you blame the reformers for trying to stop it.
>>7453559
???
>>7453521
hey bro
go see a doctor
you have schizophrenia
no joke
>>7453521
/r9k/ out
you need help my man
>>7453555
So you understood it. I guess you just had to reread it. You could've just done that to begin with instead of whining.
The fact is that making teenage girls ineligible for marriage has resulted in a social apocalypse. Tell me, what is your hypothetical middle ground here?
>>7453559
So instead of marrying those girls off to older men who can take care of them we should make it so only teenage boys can fuck them? Aren't teenage boys the superior providers and are more interested in nurturing a family rather than just pursuing carnal pleasure? What could go wrong?
>>7453583
"lifelong STDs from fucking Chad and Tyrone"
After reading that it became obvious reply was futile.
>>7453591
And yet you continue to reply.
>>7453583
>your
>implying that was one person
like I said, you are at risk for schizophrenia. you're exhibiting thought disorder and paranoia, and given the demographics of this site you're a likely candidate. i don't care what you're arguing about, just thought you should know.
>>7453593
embrace the absurd senpai
>>7453594
In English "your" can be a collective second person possessive you nitwit.
>>7452813
Yes. Literally everything he wrote was just his spin on other peoples plays and stories. I don't mean inspiration, I mean he took the damn thing, changed like one thing, and completely re-wrote it and put his name on it.
>>7453559
Child prostitution has always been rampant.
There are more slaves now than ever in history in the form of child and teenage sex slaves...
>>7453604
more slaves in terms of quantity, yes but in terms of proportion? not really.
>>7453610
You should go ahead and look up those statistics.
>>7453612
>tumblr: the post
How many times a day are you triggered by short paragraphs on the internet?
>>7453603
If you think the value of a work is in its story, you're a retard.
>>7453612
What an insufferable pussy.
>>7453621
The only people who read for prose are those too incompetent to critically think fyi
>>7453612
>pissing your pants this hard at the thought of violence
just off yourself
>>7453632
not him but do you not understand what a samefag is?
It's not a fucking samefag if the same dude just happens to post multiple times in a thread, jesus christ.
>>7453632
No shit. You're allowed to make multiple posts in a thread and I didn't even make multiple replies to the same post or put on a charade of crafting multiple personae. Fuck off back to reddit newfag.
>>7453628
>Critical thinking is analysing a story
Hurrr
>>7453632
Butthurt
>>7453635
-1
Please stop posting.
>>7453643
Jesus, you are in need of a lobotomy.
