Have you ever fallen in love with a character from a novel?
I unironically fell in love with Marya from War and Peace.
>>7432052
No dude that book was about getting shitfaced and fighting wars
>not Sonya
>>7432076
>his waifu isn't rich and pure
Even Natasha was better
>>7432071
War and Peace is not as simple as that.
It's about life, death, destiny, love etc.
Ludmilla from If ON Winter's Night a Traveller, but I'm so glad I married her and am living happily ever after with my book loving beloved after I went on so many improbably adventures.... right guys?
>>7432109
>life, death, destiny, love
Yeah thats what I said, drinking and fighting.
>>7432109
yes, getting shitfaced and fighting wars.
>>7432125
Why? She has literally no personality.
Dunya from Crime and Punishment is decent obviously. Marya is... okay I guess, her brother is my non homosexual husbaindu; and obviously Natasha is a massive bitchwhore so she's out.
Jane Eyre is probably the best regarding literary waifu material.
scorpia mossmoon
>>7432052
>not natasha
shit taste desu
she was pretty much tolstoy waifu insert anyway
Anna Karenina
Mario Incandenza in a completely platonic and straight way.
>>7432249
All that Natasha has going for her is her looks. She is foolish and young. She lacks morality and judgment.
I can not see how you could think of her as a waifu.
Sue Bridehead from Jude the Obscure
>>7432273
>She is foolish and young. She lacks morality and judgment.
that's the fucking point
>you will never teach a young naive but bubbly russian 10/10 to be a good wife
if you read the end of the book, she becomes one
>>7432280
After cheating on her fiancee with a literal scumbag who was just attractive and then seeing him die.
Real nice. It pissed me off a lot that Andre forgave her on his deathbed and almost ruined his character for me desu.
>>7432280
>implying she would love you and not her first love which she lost
>implying she wouldn't use you to get over her loss and deep down resent you for not being more like him
You know I'm right.
>>7432282
He was delusional due to his wounds.
Andre, the dutiful hero that he was should not have forgiven that foolish whore.
>falling in love with a book character
Are you all 12 year old girls?
>>7432292
Hello Reddit
>>7432282
that's her naivete and equally andre's character flaw, he lives in the world of ideas, not in real world
>I'm going to marry a teenager girl but not see her for a year, I'm sure she'll take it well
>>7432292
>>>/libertariansforum.com/
>>7432295
>Andre
>flaws
His only flaw was being mortal.
>>7432303
I know andre is pretty much the /lit/ superhero but come on, flaws are what make a character
>>7432052
I fell in love with Kolya from City of Thieves.
Fuck you, Kolya
>>7432292
>he didn't fall in love with Patroclus
Pleb
>>7432308
Hello writing 101
>>7432352
LONDON
tfw you will never marry Jane Eyre and live in a cosy cottage with her and have lots of cute adopted kids
>>7432125
same, and i'm a girl. she's perfect
>>7432052
Only Best Girl
Kate Croy
>>7432284
read anna karenina
only levin could have loved anna
>Manage to escape from /a/ after watching more than 300 anime and around 50 manga and realising that there isn't much else out there
>Escaped from /v/ because video games have been very poor for pretty much a decade now
>Got tired of /pol/ because of all the cυck shitposting and the weebs infesting the website with waifu threads etc
>Listened to everything there is to listen on /mu/ before weebs started infesting it with waifu k-pop threads
>decide to try /lit/
>A quick sparks my interest in Animal Farm and the Stranger
>Loved both
>Come back
>Waifu shit on /lit/
I give up. It's over.
Katherine from Stoner tore my heart out. She reminded me so much of one of my exes.
I honestly feel kind of weird admitting this but Avril Incandenza might be my waifu.
Those dogs from Where the Red Fern Grows.
>>7433894
>>A quick sparks my interest in Animal Farm and the Stranger
also oh no, not people liking the characters from a novel!
>>7433894
look, if you came here from /a/, /v/, and /pol/ this is probably not the place for you. /lit/ is a comfy board for discussing dfw, reading nooks, waifus, pinecone, and ASoUE.
If you liked Animal Farm and The Stranger, maybe read TCoL49, Hemingway, Orwell's Politics and the English Language, some GG marquez (love in the time of cholera is a personal favorite. It's about a man, waifu, and her dead husband) or umberto eco and lurk a little longer to learn the board. Thanks =)
>>7432052
The Narrator
>>7432125
>Ludmilla from If ON Winter's Night a Traveller
a cunt
>>7434635
You know who intrigued me?
Princess Sherbatov, that's who.
Imagine my surprise.
Perry Smith from In Cold Blood. I wonder why. (inb4 b.c. I am gay)
>>7432260
>Mario Incandenza
That book did an amazing job, intentional or no, of making disfigured characters appealing.
Aglaya Yepanchin desu
>>7432052
Ursula Brangwen from D.H. Lawrence's The Rainbow.
>>7432260
Mario is the purest waifu possible.
PGOAT, however, becomes boner-material during that fight scene outside Ennet House. Goddamn.
>>7432076
My nigga
Sonya best girl
>>7434541
Shig
Do visual novels count?
>>7434541
Enjoy Orin's sloppy seconds, pleb.
>tfw you'll never die for Euryalus
why even live brehs
Ada Veen, if I had to choose.
Her towers and bridges...
Antigone.
Sweet, stubborn Antigone
>>7433720
Aglaya?
Rachel Owlglass
A-and Slothrop and Bodine in a totally straight way
Read Wittingsteins Mistress OP. I still think of her.
>>7432052
why did you have to tell me you unironically fell in love? i would not have presupposed that you would have said that in irony
>>7435684
It's 4chan, lad. Half the stuff posted here is ironic.
When I was younger, Jo from Little Women
>>7432273
Reminder that Tolstoy married a woman half his age because she was hot and ended up hating his life.
>mfw I fell hard for Rachael in Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
Dick tricked me ;_;
Get around Gruschenka cunts
>>7437288
Mine tricked me too ;_; filthy robots
>>7435699
I've yet to post "unironically" unironically.
The simulacrum consumes all.
>>7432052
Me too.
Lolita.
>>7432052
Marya? Are you serious? Jesus man.
Natasha masterrace.
Camilla in the secret history, my favourite piece of escapist reading
Probably heaps of others as I am a lonely masturbator with a vivid imagination but I can't remember them off the top of my head
Actually I used to wack off to the ice queen, jadis and the snake woman from the narnia books when I was a kid, like 10 or something. I liked the idea of being dominated by a mysterious and powerful woman but I didn't really know what sex was yet, just that I found the idea exciting. I'd imagine them tying me to chairs or turning me into stone and rub my little shota cock against the mattress
Gruschenka desu
desu
>>7432052
Is Mar'ja, you illiterate.
>>7432052
The girl in For Whom the Bell Tolls
>>7437516
Maria
>>7437506
>Mar'ja
>Mapья
You're the fucking illiterate, it's Mar(palatalized)-ya.
я is not "Jah." The J sound is rare in russian, and looks like дж.
>>7437522
Lol check out this autist
>>7437595
>by which I mean ess-em-aitch. That means 'shaking my head.'
>>7432076
if your into submissive chicks then yes
>>7437298
Underrated
korin from war and war
Isn't Marya supposed to be fairly unattractive, though? Also, she's a religious nut.
Clearly best girl isDolokhov
