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>qt muslim girl where I work comes over a lot to speak to my colleague
>sees pic related on my desk
>"Can I borrow that when you're done with it? I'm looking for something to read"
>she just finished The Fault in Our Stars
>"S-sure. I'm on the last couple of pages so you can have it at the end of the week"
>Give it to her
>Start fretting about whether its an appropriate book to lend to a non-literary stranger
>Go home and remember it has loads of "nigger" in it etc
>monday say to her "it's a bit chauvinistic and remember its from a old time etc" she says don't worry about it
>by Wednesday she has finished
>find the book on my desk with a chocolate bar and a note saying Thank you x
>she probably doesn't like me but isn't it pretty to think so?
>>7414243
I liked that book, just read it a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember anything about 'niggers' in it though, there was more jew bashing as I recall.
>>7414243
This is like a better Brownbear post.
>>7414243
>monday say to her "it's a bit chauvinistic and remember its from a old time etc" she says don't worry about it
Holy shit you fucked up.
>>7414251
There's a pretty decent section where he's on the fishing trip talking about a good nigger boxer
>>7414263
I will have to look it up... I remember the fishing trip though. It seemed like a moment of calm before the happenings of the fiesta.
Sweet story op, hope things work out between you and the qt
try and fuck her anyways
i can tell you from experience that most muslim girls are pretty easy
>>7414305
Thank Allah for sexual repression, eh?
>>7414321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0
She probably thinks your a beta kaffir after the chauvinist thing; you fucked up big time
>>7414243
A woman who appreciates Hemingway is a rare thing. You should definitely pursue this.
>>7414373
Where is it implied that she has enjoyed the book?
>>7414305
There's a sizable Muslim population in my community, and most of them are afraid to date outside the faith for fear of being ostracized. I have a fried whose parents stopped talking to him once he started dating a Christian girl. On the bright side their wedding was open bar since there were no religious Muslims to object.
>>7414366
She's probably smart enough to pick up on the chauvinism and is probably aware that it's from "a old time". You patronized her, you kek.
>>7414243
>isn't it pretty to think so?
:^)
>>7414366
I wouldn't lend my things to a dirty fucking Muslim anyway.
>>7414377
>>7414390
>>7414392
>>7414394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>7414243
>monday say to her "it's a bit chauvinistic and remember its from a old time etc" she says don't worry about it
Jesus Christ OP.
Grow a pair. People don't need your white saviour complex.
Knowing that I'd probably say something like OP did because I'm rubbish at talking to people I like these threads because I can learn from it.
Pursue her, OP. Not literally, just in the figurative sense. As somebody else said, girls that enjoy Hemingway (assuming she did) are not common.
>>7414443
>>7414432
>>>/trash/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafe_FqKb88
>>7414449
This is /lit/ faggot, not /r9k/.
>>7414455
Then talk about literature and not how to bag some girl like a bunch of degenerate chads.
>>7414462
I responded to OP.
What you should've said is, why does OP think /lit/ is his blog?
>>7414243
CUTE
>>7414243
>she gifted you a chocolate bar
how's kindergarten working out?
>>7414517
Tiny details are cute to be honest
>it's a bit chauvinistic
the only acceptable role for women in many Muslim societies is head-scarfed housewife. Those countries also have 70-90% rates of domestic abuse and threats against women.
I don't think Hemmingway's chauvinism would be anything to be alarmed about
>>7414243
>find the book on my desk with a chocolate bar and a note saying Thank you x
what bar f.am
>>7414443
>girls that enjoy Hemingway are not common
ya, no girls enjoy Bukowski or John Green, either
>>7414532
>f.am
What website is this supposed to be? I clicked on the link and there was nothing there.
>>7414530
OK so you have never gave to your gf/bf little details like this?
>>7414547
d.a.m.n d.a.w.g
>>7414547
Lol
>>7414243
>>find the book on my desk with a chocolate bar and a note saying Thank you x
hnng
>>7414243
>>"S-sure. I'm on the last couple of pages so you can have it at the end of the week"
>>Give it to her
>>Start fretting about whether its an appropriate book to lend to a non-literary stranger
>>Go home and remember it has loads of "nigger" in it etc
>>monday say to her "it's a bit chauvinistic and remember its from a old time etc" she says don't worry about it
If you're older than sixteen, OP, and you're actually that fucking insecure in your tastes and general being, you should probably consider seeing a therapist. For an adult you're fucking neurotic, and there's absolutely no way you will ever live a normal life without seeing a mental health specialist or having some cataclysmic event make you really look at yourself for the first time in your pathetic life.
>>7414594
I find your views to be a bit chauvinistic and from an old time
>>7414594
Seriously? I'm 25 and just don't want to offend anybody
>>7414737
You're fucking pathetic. Get help.
>>7414394
but that was from FWTBT, not TSAR so OP's clever little turn of phrase was actually a candid admission that he regularly browses r/books and reddit in general.
>>7414737
if youre baiting op youre doing a great job. If not, go drink some bleach
>>7414737
>I'm 25
Sancte Liebowitz, ora pro nobis...
>>7414737
Don't listen to him, mate. Remember, we're all on 4chan for some reason.
>>7414839
>ora pro nobis
is that speak for us? My latins a bit rusty f a m
>>7414842
My latin is worse, but technically it translates to "pray for us"
It could say "speak" if translated literally, I think
>>7414831
It's the last sentence of TSAR, mate.
>>7414841
>Everyone on 4chan is a loser, r-right? it's f-fine to be a pathetic manchild incapable of justifying his own likes and dislikes even to himself because e-everyone on 4chan is j-just as pathetic as me... t-the only possible reason anyone w-would ever be on this website is because they're pathetic and they use it for e-escapism, r-right?
Whatever helps you sleep at night, friend.
OP, if you get some time you should probably ask your parents where they stored your spine after they had the obstetrician surgically remove it.
>>7414831
Its from TSAR, buddy. What a silly post you've just made.
>>7414243
>associating with Muslims
idk why u felt like you had to explain urself op...you didn't write the book
and there's nothing chauvinist in it, b. ashley is totally liberated
>>7414836
>she will never be a litchat regular
>>7414885
>litchat regulars
>>7414886
>talking about human interaction is /soc/
feel free to share dick pics anon
>>7414886
This isn't /r9k/. /lit/ is literally the most normie board on 4chan. Fuck off you pathetic excuse for a human being.
>>7414891
>/lit/ is literally the most normie board on 4chan.
no it isn't wtf are you talking about
>>7414889
>>7414891
>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.
>>7414900
Yes it is
>>7414911
no /sp/ is you idiot
>>7414737
Yo man dont get offended by anons on internet mate; the thing is you probably have a good shot at that muslim poonani and you should beat the iron while it's hot (it doesnt translate really well from the french expression haha)
Just give her the D man why are you even caring, worst case scenario she gets offended and you take her for a coffee to talk about it
>>7414916
what do u think of lady ashley?
>>7414243
>like this stunningly intelligent and beautiful Italian-German girl
>known her nearly all your life
>hear that her ex-boyfriend recently committed suicide
>she tells this to you privately, overlooking the beach in the wind
>don't know why, but you decide to giver her your copy of The Crying of Lot 49 which you had just finished
>tell her - the beautiful girl with the dead boyfriend and the sad saucerpan eyes - that she might relate to it
Did I fuck up? I just wanted her to know that insanity is so often fed into. I also wanted her to know a lot more, but that wouldn't be right to tell her there.
>>7414937
It's very odd I wrote this in second-person.
>>7414907
>/fit/
>>7414937
i think (just me) that you didn't fuck up but that you also didn't make a very strong impression. i havent read the book.
>>7414926
Strike while the iron is hot is a common saying in English as well
>>7414943
I'm a /fit/ regular and most people seem well adjusted
/r9k/ types get told to grow up or get out and most people don't watch anime which is a huge accomplishment for 4chan.
>>7414865
That's an awful lot of projection there, my friend. I think you're blowing things out of proportion, but then again, it seems your regular way of perceiving things. Regardless, if you feel the need to abrasively point out people's ''social flaws'' with malicious rhetoric on a European (the moon, not the continent) ice sculpture sticker board, you probably aren't a happy person. You can spin this any way you want, but a confident happy person wouldn't be doing what you're doing.
Consider that, and good night.
>>7414968
ok kid
>>7414968
LMAO WOW SO PROFOUND I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED ANY OF THESE THINGS BEFORE. THANK YOU, ANON. BEFORE I WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE.
>>7414979
It's never too late to change, Anon. You too can be saved.
>>7414983
You're actually so fucking stupid.
Quality thread goys
>>7414988
Would your family and friends be surprised if you were to show them your posts? Would you feel ashamed?
>>7414937
Why are you even trying to get with some self-entitled hoe who's had fuccbois like you wait on her on hand and foot throughout her whole life?
Especially with a fucking meme book, what are you thinking?
>>7414995
Get a grip you clown. I'm completely right.
>>7415002
Oh look it's one of these newfags.
You realise /lit/ before /his/ had discussions like this all the time? This board went to shit when these fuccbois started flooding in and started to decide what belonged on here and what didn't.
>>7414243
>>find the book on my desk with a chocolate bar and a note saying Thank you x
>note saying Thank you x
>Thank you x
>x
I think she likes you.
>>7415030
o thnks
>>7415024
nah cuz, one "x" is polite -- "xx" and she's gagging for it.
>>7415024
>thirsty.jpg
>>7415033
what does xxx mean?
>>7415033
Goddamnit, all these social subtleties are too much.
>>7415040
Exaggeration, either actual gratitude or slut.
>>7415050
You know most writers knew how to fuck women right?
>>7414886
u mad bro?itll be ok.
>>7415056
any 12 year old who's been through sex ed knows how to fuck women, it really isn't that hard
>>7414243
take her to poundtown fucin' beta.
>>7414891
>be fucking weird
>read a lot
>people think you're handsome
>be smart enough to come across as aloof
>fuck girls
>stay weird
You're probably missing step 3. It's okay.
>>7415105
That's because step 3 is the only one that matters no matter how much you delude yourself that worthless hoes fuck you based on your 'personality' and 'aloofness'
>>7415107
Sure. It is the only one that matters.
Lucky me.
>>7415107
Money matters too
>>7414525
If anything she probably enjoyed the kike-bashing in it too.
>>7414558
>>7414886
Fuck off, faggot memefrog posting aspie.
Back to your containment site >>>/wizchan/
>>7415133
only as far as you trust some slimy harpy to handle your hard-earned money.
>>7415157
Fuck off, retard; go take your pills.
>This window will close in 3 seconds...
>>7415157
Have you really been doing this all day?
>>7414891
lol what
>>7414517
She didnt want him to think it was serious. Otherwise it would have been skittles.
>>7414243
She might actually be interested - there's a good chance she only read it because she likes you
don't sweat the racism - any well-read person almost expects racism from old lit
she won't think you're racist, she'll think you're cultured for reading something that's somewhat antiquated
there's also a good chance she only read part of it, or skimmed it, because she likes you
now invite her out to something, but avoid the word "date", even if it's obvious that's what it is
seem less invested in her than she is in you, but DON'T be a dick
be open about your interests and passions, and don't second guess yourself - be forward
be playful too
So many beta losers on the Internet hoping someone (anyone!) with tits notices them. It's shocking, really.
>>7414243
Nice touch at the end, it was only a little corny.
>>7415523
>It's shocking, really
no, it's not
sites like this are dominated by males in their late teens and early 20s
young men are extremely concerned with sexual/romantic success, and at that age they're trying to figure out how to be successful
with that struggle to learn and succeed comes a lot of emotional pain and angst
why do you think teenagers are so into the anguished love songs of expressive genres like grunge, emo, goth, hardcore punk, etc.? Even in the past they gravitated toward music like blues and folk
>work with an alcoholic guy
>he likes to read philosophy
>ask him if he'd read "Symposium" by Plato
>he says no, what's it about?
>gloss over it, saying it's about love, but very homoerotic
>make eye contact
>leave immediately
>drink until I'm asleep
>>7414243
>>find the book on my desk with a chocolate bar and a note saying Thank you x
>she probably doesn't like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bobp5OHVsWY
>>7414517
That's not that bad. It depends on the brand. Full Hershies = good, fun size candy, Twix, etc. = bad.
>>7414243
you should have left a note on her desk saying
>unlike the protagonist I have a fully-functioning set of genitals ;^)
>>7416026
>Hershey's = good
>>7416226
Good was the wrong term. Obviously, it's not sexy but I could see her being in to him. That said, he still sounds like a loser.
>>7416026
You know Hershey's used to have to use spoiled milk because they were so shit at making chocolate?
And you know when they figured out a way to stop that, Americans didn't like the new taste so they had to artificially create the spoilt milk taste?
That's how shit Hershey's chocolate is.
>>7414243
>monday say to her "it's a bit chauvinistic and remember its from a old time etc" she says don't worry about it
Yeah you lost whatever chance you had by being a kekold and apologizing for history and a writer's personality. That's an extremely timid(read kekold) thing to do and I don't feel bad for since you called Hemingway chauvinistic.
>>7414594
>gotta drive my point home... need to go big... "cataclysmic"... that'll really get him steamed...
>>7414243
Not every minority is scared of words.
