Post your suicide note, /lit/.
Everyone,
Finally, some peace and quiet,
Sorry,
Anon
>>7412633
Out for some milk.
>>7412633
ayy she didnt reciprocate.
BANGING THE DRUM LIKE DUM DE DEE DEYY
I wandered aimlessly
I relsihed in delight
The sun obfuscated my view
Lies surmounted my essence
Senseless and aimless
Desperate yet Yearning
Retreat From the Divide
Yet it Calls me Home
I killed myself after the 7000000000th suicide thread on /lit/ was posted. I hope my death weighs on OP's conscience.
Life seems to be a black and white movie about nothing, flickering silently on film superimposed onto the retinas of my eyes.
The movie is almost over.
>>7412699
Way to plagiarize a suicide note.
i think im done
I am not dead
>>7412765
That's too fucking cruel.
I am very tired and very bored, also life is pointless an I hate you
I hope you feel bad, because I don't and I never will again
>>7412686
>Divide
>Calls me Home
DA BEAR AND DA BULL
Stupid niggers
I always picture my suicide as cutting myself and writing something edgy on the wall with the blood and then blow up my head with a gun.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>7412633
Jews did it
>>7412633
To whoever's left,
Give all my stuff to the cats.
I didn't bang nearly enough girls or drugs in this life of mine.
My writing is terrible, my personality is grating, and nothing brings me joy.
Just to be clear,
I blame all of you.
Best,
Anon.
I am going to report every single poster in this thread who gives a serious response to this teen shit for underage posting.
You have been warned.
no wings, can't be bothered anymore
The only reason I didn't don't sooner is because I hadn't made my suicide pamphlet.
dear mother
you could have prevented this
sincerely yours
anon
>>7412633
After 35 years of miserable life I have come to the conclusion that it is better to be a dead and suffer no more than to live and be a minimum wage beta failure.
I wish the human race would go extinct in whatever way maximises their suffering.
Why didnt you hit the muthafuckn like button it was real nigga hours
>>7412633
My life was like a race. I just tripped at the start and never caught up.
Gave up halfway through.
>>7412688
>7000000000th
>7412688
Pick a side you fucking liar
>>7414933
He's from the future man.
>>7412645
I like this.
schopey is D bomb y'all
sincerely yours,
peace nigga
Look above you.
>>7412633
now this black cloud will finally lift.
sunny days ahead.
dang i was feeling edgy coming in but good going out, thanks /lit/
Mother, father, it's not your fault. I love you.
Three options :
1) Vanitas Vanitatum
2) "What do you do all day long ? I suffer myself" - from Emile Cioran,The Trouble with Being Born
3) I'm not sorry
more striking the shorter it is
The last pages of Will O the Wisp by Pierre Drieu la Rochelle are the most telling about suicide and its motivations. Saying he won't kill himself to disappear,he will kill himself to exist, as if he does it he will tie himself to the people around him , they could not forget him after he committed suicide and after having ignored him for os long he will become a part of their lives forever.He will exist in death as he failed to exist in life.He kills himself to remain there.Well there's more to it.
Also the last lines of Cesare's Pavese diary before he killed himself.
"All that is need is a bit of courage (...)When I thought about it,it looked as if it were easy.And yet so many poor little women did it.You need humility,not pride.
All this disgusts me
No words.A gesture.I won't write anymore"
and also the last words from his last poem
"Enough words.An act !" with an act meaning an action but it also hints at theatre,drama...as if he was to do something theatrical,to put on a show,ironically.
>>7412633
Privately - only privately - I've always considered solipsism.
hey guys, sorry about doing this. I'm sure this will cause a bunch of you a lot of suffering for a while, and if there was some way to do this without hurting anyone I'm sure i'd have done it. I considered telling everyone i was going travelling for a year, then extracting all my teeth before going to a field in some distant country and setting myself on fire. But in the end, I felt the ambiguity of that would probably have been worse for you than an obvious death - at least in the long run. So here we are. It couldn't be helped. This is just the way things have turned out. Move on quickly.
Bye.
Tired of being an emotional burden on everyone.
Mom, dad, I'm sorry. You did nothing wrong.
Mom,Where do you think it went wrong ?
My curiosity finally became too great.
You understand that last night was only a comedy.
>implying I want to live
Psssh...nothin personnel....mom
>>7412633
Is there an easy,non-painful way to do it?
Dear family, I loved all of you except for one.
This was not my fault, it was the entertainment industry. Now go get em
>>7415074
Kek
>>7414997
Killing yourself to be remembered doesn't work, the irony in it is that your act will be remembered, and that your memory will be defined by it.
>hey remember that guy who hung out with your brother all the time who killed himself? An- Ano-something?
>Anon?
>Yeah, yeah, well [etc.]
See now,
watch as their calignous hands sweep softly the dust
from monstrous beds of black marble stone, riverrun
dry from fountained thoughts to trickled desire,
to lie down, and lie still,
shapeless forms dislimned in their sleep
And become as death effigies buried by the deep.
Let me lie peacefully amongst the dark of my companioned self-immolators, uninhibited by the dogmatic moral reasoning of our superficial existence. Let me choose how to die. Condemn me not for it.
C
>>7412633
Sorry about the mess
>>7412633
Pls no cry. I'm with DFW now.
You wanna
You wanna
You wanna hot body
You wanna Bugatti
You wanna Maserati
You better work bitch
You wanna Lamborghini
Sip Martinis
Look hot in a bikini
You better work bitch
You wanna live fancy
Live in a big mansion
Party in France
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
Now get to work bitch
Now get to work bitch
Bring it on
Ring the alarm
Don't stop now
Just be the champion
Work it hard like it's your profession
Watch out now
'Cause here it comes
Here comes the smasher
Here comes the master
Here comes the big beat
Big beat to blast ya
No time to quit now
Just time to get it now
Pick up what I'm putting down
Pick up what I'm putting down
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
Now get to work bitch
Now get to work bitch
Break it up
Break it down
See me coming
You can hear my sound
Tell somebody in your town
Spread the word
Spread the word
Go call the police
Go call the governor
I bring the trouble
That means the trouble y'all
I make it bubble up
Call me the bubbler
I am the bad bitch
The bitch that you love enough
Hold your head high
Fingers to the sky
They gon' try to try ya
But they can't deny ya
Keep it building higher and higher
So hold your head high
Fingers to the sky
Now they don't believe ya
But they gonna need ya
Keep it building higher and higher and higher
Work work work work work work work work (Work!)
Work work (Work!)
Work work (Work!)
Work work (Work!)
Work
Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out
You better work bitch
You better work bitch
>>7412802
lain~~ <3 xX oO
-
O age gone lax! O stunted followers,
That mask at passions and desire desires,
Behold me shrivelled, and your mock of mocks;
And yet I mock you by the mighty fires
That burnt me to this ash.
— Certes, je sortirai, quant à moi, satisfait
D'un monde où l'action n'est pas la soeur du rêve;
Puissé-je user du glaive et périr par le glaive!
Saint Pierre a renié Jésus... il a bien fait!
Gloire et louange à toi, Satan, dans les hauteurs
Du Ciel, où tu régnas, et dans les profondeurs
De l'Enfer, où, vaincu, tu rêves en silence!
Fais que mon âme un jour, sous l'Arbre de Science,
Près de toi se repose, à l'heure où sur ton front
Comme un Temple nouveau ses rameaux s'épandront!
Et les moins sots, hardis amants de la Démence,
Fuyant le grand troupeau parqué par le Destin,
Et se réfugiant dans l'opium immense!
— Tel est du globe entier l'éternel bulletin.»
-
xX oO xOXo ~~ <3
TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPING
(SLIPPING)
INTO THE FUUUUUTURE
[and me too]
-Anon
>>7412633
>leaving a note
>>7415199
[PRINT##-_optional_broporwave_cassette_AAAA42] :
http://ailanthusrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/nuwrld
>>7412633
Hey Hun, sorry but I never could get into those beef lips.
I love you all. Give what is mine to who you feel needs or deserves it. Please give me a haircut, shave and a bath before I am buried with my Bible.
>>7415079
Best one ITT
>>7412633
Whoever ate the last pop tart, this is your fault.
- Anon
>>7412633
Suicide is for women and faggots to be honest.
>>7412633
Life is a comedy and I've reach my punch-line; I hope you all laugh more than I did.
>>7412699
>>7412704
This is brilliant.
hahahahah, i actually did it.
>>7415512
Hemingway, Van Gogh, Cobain.
>>7415527
Yeah exactly.
>>7415512
Dumbest thing I read in all of /lit/ desu
>>7415527
Fag, Crazy, Fag.
Hemingway was trying too hard. Van Gogh, come on, he cut off his ear. Kurt 'Everyone Is Gay' Cobain. Nice try though.
>>7415530
Good job outing yourself as a fag, faggot
>>7415540
You seem upset
>>7415548
I'm just expressing my natural revulsion towards mentally ill hedonists, stop oppressing me shitlord. It's 2015 for God's sake
It's just a prank bro. One big prank.
>>7415567
Nothing about being a faggot is natural.
>>7415582
No, but the revulsion I feel towards them is.
>>7412633
Thanks lori
I got bored
>>7413253
>I didn't bang enough drugs
good riddance
>>7415588
Self-loathing faggot
>>7415604
>>7415599
>le projection maymay
When will we stop taking freudian and marxist bullshit seriously?
>>7412633
I could never get the point across, why start now?
>>7415618
Because you can hate something so much you eventually want to fuck it.
>>7415630
>le everything is about sex maymay
Except of course sex, which is about power, which is about sex
Gas all sophists.
>>7415635
>sophists
Having a dream your sister was a pancake doesn't mean you want to fuck her-- cocaine is a hell of a drug. However, hating sexuality is link with sexuality. Don't tell me someone who ardently remonstrates fags doesn't get a tingle in their penis.
>>7415635
>le everything thats maymay is incorrect maymay
wut
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>7415649
But I do want fuck her ;_;
>>7412633
My pathetic insignificant struggle; a worm writhing through the gravel, and God can not be bothered to peer into the dirt. - Anon
>>7415534
>trying too hard
>fag
Explain to me, please
>>7415512
Statistically way more men kill themselves than women.
The day of God's judgment is coming
I am too afraid to face it
>>7412633
I tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it didn't even matter
P. S. Don't look in my computer, just throw it away
>>7412633
Hey guys, guess what! Keep on reading!
How are you? I hope you’re fine. I AM NOT FINE! As you can, no doubt, tell from me hanging here from the ceiling fixture. You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing fine until you fuckers came along. I hope you’re happy now that I’m goddamned dead.
Sincerely,
The Corpse In This Room
PS: Fuck you, people!
>>7415703
Is X manly? Sign me up! (But why?)
>>7415735
>Sincerely,
>The Corpse In This Room
i lol'd
The Sorrowful black ichor dripped and splattered from my brain, and it did pool in my heart, until, by and by, the level did rise and suffocate.
>>7415034
I'd like to make a suicide note like that
Got bored, bye.
Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
That or:
Thanks for everything. It's been fun.
This is not where I wanted to be tonight.
I kept you in my mind until the end.
I love you mom.
Unreal City,
Under the brown fog of a winter dawn,
A crowd flowed over London Bridge, so many,
I had not thought death had undone so many.
I lost my life when I realized hiding symptoms is easier than trying to get help. You all could have done something, but you didn't. I only have love for my dog and he's already dead. Fuck the rest of you.
Author’s Note: One of the previous two paragraphs is non-canon, you decide which one!
I laughed my ass off
>>7413253
nice way to go out anon.
Fuck 'em all, life's fucking gay anyway.
Dear you two and holder of this letter.
Being fully aware of how this event may affect some people, I must apologize for the grief it may cause, and for how bothersome it will be to the founder off this mess. Death is not a saddening event for someone whose life is filled with more pain than pleasures, it is rather a relief, and if there is any pain to be felt, it will be felt by those close to the decease.
I understand that it is a decision that can be considered egotistical, but it is a judgment that applies as well to those who expect someone to endure pain so them can avoid it.
I hope all of you get over this soon. I already did.
Anyone who acts all fucking sad on facebook is a liar and a snake- you shallow pukes didn't give a fuck about me, at least do me the favor of not posing with my corpse to make yourself look good.
I love you mom, I'm sorry.
Anon.
>>7415142
11/10
Post modern and industrial. I like it.
>>7418846
It's Britney Spears.
"Kilroy was here."
Four words:
the jews did this
From what I was I've literally become a guy who posts on 4chan regularly.
This is the logical next step
>>7412680
Slack's Gay Dad?
LARVATVS·PRODEO
I lost my phone
>>7412633
Fuck this, I'm out.
No funeral.
>wear a button-up shirt with a pocket protector >label an envelope "suicide letter" and put it in chest pocket
>inside are several blank pages
U cANT CATCH ME NOW =)))))
>>7419614
>tfw can't greentext
l8r sk8rs
To her,
My love is now dead. So am I.
Peace in the middle east,
Anon
>>7418806
b a s e d
>>7418846
I want this to bee sincere so much.
>>7412633
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. And i have no other place to go.
>>7412633
I,
was right.
Anon.
(:
>>7415717
I hate you
>>7415512
>>7415529
>>7415540
>>7415567
>>7412633
To sleep, perchance to dream.
>>7415717
before you harakiri, can i have your pron?
>>7415706
More women attempt suicide but fail. Men are just more successful because we blow our heads off as opposed to downing a bunch of pills like women
>>7412686
everyone will remember you as a pseudo-profound faggot
donate my body to feminism
One i have struck myself down i will become more powerful than any of you can imagine.
>>7420221
butt jelly
the post
I'd probably confess to my best friend that I loved him for years. If he doesn't reciprocate I'll just off myself the next day. I'll leave him a sappy love letter.
>>7419814
>More women attempt suicide but fail. Men are just more successful because we want to die as opposed to garner attention.
FTFY
Sorry not sorry
>>7412633
didn't feel like coffee
None of you did anything wrong.
Sorry.
Love you all.
>>7420497
kill yourself right now and save your friend from the guilt he doesn't deserve, you turbo faggot
Hidden in my sock:
I didn't kill myself.
.
>>7420499
>I'm a fuckhead to has to shoehorn in an insult against women regardless of topic, even if the topic is who kills themselves more.
Yay, you won. Enjoy death you hyper-mongoloid.
>>7420954
What if he loves me back anon :<
>>7420976
>anon
>ever finding love
top hue, my man
>>7415534
Hemingway probably had CTE.
>>7420985
Fine replace love with pity fuck
I may write this up on a piece of card and leave it somewhere.
Tolkien is boring.
Bye.
>>7421102
>tfw when I realize that I will never write something this good
Charcoal spriggens fly as the wind lufts them up.
Snippers snap promptly as the irrefutability of existance shines down on my boat.
May multiple morrocans shock your soul, seal your doom tonight.
-Anon
>>7421156
I'd laugh
>>7415512
Would this note be an elaborate way of 'coming out' then?
Eat the path
>>7412633
I blame all of you.
>>7421210
Not that original
>>7421210
Love it
Brilliant
>>7415142
a subtle critique of capitalism in your off note, noce
>>7421255
that the joke tho
>>7412633
and now the veil finally lifts.
>>7412633
"sorry"
(velvet underground's "sunday morning" playing in an eternal loop in the background)
>>7415199
pls kill yourself for real
My self-induced vegetative state is irreversible.
Unplug me when I'm a size six.
I couldnt open my pickles jar
goodbye everyone
PS, dont berry me in a suit, its a waste, cheap casual clothes are better
before you kill yourself read this
http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/text/john-kjv.html
and preferably don't kill yourself because you might end up in hell
Go fuck yourself you fat old ugly cunt. I'll see you in hell.
P.S. you are fat haha
>>7421063
I see what you're trying to do, but there are a few things wrong.
1) "Mum" UKFag get out
2) "tool" is something bimbos say, not children to their mom; "thorn" is better but has no relation to anything else, and "manipulator" is an abstraction, not a material item like the other two.
Best one here for sure though
>>7412686
Why would I want my mom to be confused and my dad to think I was gay and pretentious after I died.
To whom it may concern:
Some are good at living, I was not.
"To whoever finds this note:
This was not a suicide. The killer was after the Lost Treasure of Khufu. He who finds my killer, finds the treasure."
>>7421722
This was Borges suicide note but they didn't fall for it.
>>7421729
You mean his killer got away with it.
>>7421759
No, he was stupid enough to kill himself when others were watching him.
>>7421774
That just means the killer was extra clever.
>>7421800
Why do you know so much about this? Unless ...
mom, this is what happens when you forget to buy tendies
>>7421804
You're quick, detective, but not quick enough! You've caught me this time but once again when you try to close your fist around me like smoke I vanish, once again I flee to fight another day!
>>7421831
Haha, I foresaw this and had Watson seal all the exits. Now your coming with me back to
>>>/r/eddit/
I'm sorry mom, if the dead could miss anyone, I would miss you.
Hidden meaning is the foundation of innumerable experiences
Knowledge compliments humble silence
inextricably connected to the barrier of success
inspiring subjective joy and nurturing mortal brightness
belonging to the flow of chaos
>>7421839
Oh ho ho detective, your feeble attempts to match my intellect amuse me! Did you really think I hadn't anticipated your every move? Behold! I shall escape through the heavens, bending the very laws of nature to my whims with my lighter-than-air ship, the latest technological marvel of my astounding scientific and criminal genius!
>>7421891
Your not a metaphysics Mr Cliche. For you see while you might escape physically your fedorish wordchoices and your over commitment to a not very good joke means that your soul has been sent to
>>>/r/eddit/
>>7415588
You're entitled to you /pol/ and MDE-fed opinions, but why are you on /lit/ of all places? Most literature and academia, and especially the literature and academia discussed here, will not fit into your conservative bubble and, since people like yourself seem to lash out at liberal opinions, why would you post here. Do you actually read?
For the record I watch MDE but the fans for the most part are insufferable cunts.
>>7421850
Pretty deep man
>>7412633
Since Iowa lost the B1G Championship, I've realized there is no God.
Fuck this Earth, and everyone on it.
>>7412633
الله الكبير
Why fight when, in the end, the outcome is the same for all of us? No use going on when I can be content waiting for you all to come home. I will see you again when fate has decided to reunite us for everlasting peace.
>>7423325
>الله الكبير
Oh shit I was about to post my response until I saw this.
>mfw I translate it and its what I was posting
My suicide note is tatooed on my body.
>I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
>>7412633
The utilitarian calculus demanded it.
There is no rational reason to believe that I ever existed.
The still air holds my breath, for it is the final stirring of my lungs. My eyes that have been open to the waking light of day are closed. I dont want this burden. Share my load, but do not carry it. I was never meant to be.
Goodbye.
I sought truth, but tired of only finding small truths.
>>7421491
>believing in hell
>thinking people here are sharing actual suicide notes
It's all your fault.
I hope the pain this brings you is blinding. You've earned nothing less.
Be seeing you.
>>7412633
To the hopeful, I was your idol.
To the faithful, I was a poor dividend.
To the spiteful, I was a common denominator.
To the beloved, I was foreign.
I regret it all, even this.
I just don't have what it takes.
I'm missing the part of myself that lets me feel like a human being.
So I've decided to just stop being one.
Sorry for all the trouble. Sorry to waste your time, and your patience. Sorry for hurting you.
Goodbye.
>>7423778
Turgid, in my humble opinion.
>>7412645
Underrated
>>7419035
I'm assuming you enjoyed V.
>>7412633
No one gets one hundred percent completion out of life, but I believe I can do better than this. Time to reset & retry.
alternatively
I want to be alone.
>>7421902
you're a dickhead, dude.
>>7423972
>Not noting the irony of me being exactly as reddit and fedora.
>>7422929
>Time traveler from 12 hours in the future.
Dear everyone.
I don't love you.
I'm not the same as you.
Goodbye forever.
>>7424579
Wrong picture
