For a joke I'm going to get my little sister, who is to Germany as Weeaboos are to Japan, 4chan's favorite book and Mtn. Dew flavor. But unfortunately, I can't find one (Amazon, Half Price Books, Half.com and ebay.com) for one in the original, unaltered German, as she is learning and does speak the language.
I don't want a review, translation, analyzation- nothing. Just the book itself, exactly as it was presented to Das Vaterland's citizens in the 1930s.
Any ideas?
Yes she is old enough to handle this, she's used to the 4chan fucked-up humor, but I don't think she's expecting it which makes it funny.
Save yourself the embarrassment later and don't let yourself continue to think your sister will just read Hitler's book if you give it to her. Have YOU even read it? Almost certainly not.
>>7398849
Yeah, I'm well aware she won't read it...
I've read Elliot's manifesto if that counts. I assume it's similar.
>>7398857
>>7398844
>she's used to the 4chan fucked-up humor
>>>/reddit/
>>7398844
please just leave
>>7398844
Get her some Goethe or Kafka and then make a joke about not finding Mein Kampf anywhere. Trust me this will work much better.
>4chan fucked-up humor
Fuck off back to reddit.
Not every board is /b/ you fuckwit. There's a reason it's called "Random", because it's not based around a set topic.
Boards like /lit/ or /g/ have people that discuss things just like leddit does, if not better, because we don't circlejerk over how "good" The Martian and other shit books are.
>>7398844
>who is to Germany as Weeaboos are to Japan
The term is 'wehraboo'
>Yes she is old enough to handle this
Have you two had sex yet?
>>7398844
fuck off to /pol/
If you buy her Mein Kampf she will certainly become a national socialist if she's already a germaboo.
>>7398844
Obviously the thing to get her is the Curled-Over Noseguard version if you're going for a joke here.
>>7399122
Dankeshen very much dubs-getting anon, I now know the proper term :D
Thank you for the Wehraboo information
get her this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Myth_of_the_Twentieth_Century
>>7398844
>4chan's favourite book
Where did you hear this? Noone on this board has mentioned it AFAIK. It's a stupid book to get written by a crazy guy. Humour? That's not even one of the memes. If you want to get her a book you start with the Greeks. That's one of the memes on this board. Also, it's in very bad taste to get that book. I don't even think it's legal in German. Just get her a comedic book if you want her to laugh.
>>7398844
>>7399102
we circlejerk about how bad it is, tho
>>7399304
That's because we have justification to circlejerk about how bad it is. And that is that it actually is bad.
>>7398844
You sound like a fucking tool.
>>7399030
>Kafka
>German
L.m.a.o.
>>7399304
Yes, but people with a different opinion aren't drowned out - they can voice their disagreement. Most of the time, they're just called idiots, maybe given a few reasons if they can't form there own, and told to fuck off or read more.
Reddit would never do that because of the sycophantic narcissism that pervades the site's core layout.
>>7398844
Why not give her an actually good book in German? Or even Dutch - like The Seducers Diary or Sickness Unto Death?
>>7398844
You write like a 'witty' redditor who's just found this site.
>4chan's favourite book
>Das Vaterland
>4chan fucked-up humor
>>7399262
>I don't even think it's legal in German
It's legal. The copyright was held by The Bavarian State, but they refused to print it. 70 years after the death of Adi the copyright will go public. There is a critical version to be released in 2016 by Christian Hartmann, who is hailed as the leading historian on his field.
>>7398844
You're beneath the plebs. Get her a fake book cover if you need to and a book which is worth to be read i.e. Krabat by Michael Ende.
>>7399350
Kafka wrote in Germany, mong.
>>7399360
>Kierkegaard
>Dutch
Wtf seriously what is wrong with you guys.
>>7399413
Doesn't change the fact that he was Swiss, not German.
![main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/llkxvb5.jpg "main[1].jpg")
>>7399699
Although Kafka's German was deeply influenced by the Alleman dialects of Switzerland, he was from the Elsaß-Lothringen, which was not part of the German Reich at that time. He worked in Switzerland for some years as an accountant.
>pic related, one of Kafka's rare photos.
>>7399251
You need to go back to Reddit
>>7399030
Even better, print out a fake mein kampf cover and put over the actual book you're getting her.
>>7400416
What's wrong with reddit Mr. Sperglord?
>>7400049
Ouch. Just ouch. Kafka was actually from Liechtenstein and you ignorant Yankee should really catch up on learning these matters.
>>7399122
>Have you two had sex yet?
You should get her The Catcher in the Rye for the scene where Holden rapes his sister, Phoebe.
bump 4 halp
>>7401922
go find out
