0002word essay on pic related due tomorrow and haven't even started yet. Please help me.
>>7389047
Die young
fuck butt
>>7389047
"I care."
You dick
>>7389047
become gay
i'd say lucy
and i'd say diana
and hopefully I wouldn't fuck up so bad and he'd have a better life
>>7389047
Life sucks
porcoddio smettila
Nine Eleven
>>7389047
get dubs
>>7389047
Max Stirner
kill yourself
"stop being such a fucking autist."
>>7389091
Yeah, this... :(
Sell this.
delete this
time travel
>>7389100
To be honest, I wasn't even memeing saying "Max Stirner." Reading the Ego and His Own really changed my view on life, and having read it earlier would've been really good for me.
take note
OP here. Please hurry, I'm not going to finish before I pass out. All I have so far is:
'Assassinate'
>>7389112
"Cheney"
You will save so many lives.
>>7389110
I chuckled a bit.
there's not enough paper to satisfactorily explain the enormity of my past self's stupidity.
i would end up writing something cryptic that he could interpret in a favorable way in a variety of situations.
>no gf
She's lying
>>7389132
You've got a novel! Now write it. :)
"With gut"
Would have saved me a lot of time.
The Greeks.
>>7389139
thank you anon
I'm sorry
>>7389047
trade school
>>7389149
>>7389047killself
>>7389058
Underrated toast
Patriots 18-1
Hopefully young me would understand to bet all my money on them winning the super bowl
>>7389182
What year though?
>>7389058
For you
>>7389047
"Don't bother"
>>7389138
im sorry anon
Keep her
Don't quit.
>>7389183
Hopefully when they make it to the Super Bowl 18-0 young me will figure out to bet on the massive underdog Giants to not only beat the spread but beat the Pats.
>>7389244
Love her.
Say goodbye
>>7389087
underrated
>>7389047
Don't toke
>>7389257
Oh. I thought 18-1 was the game score.
the fact
You'll win.I haven't yet
keep going
Be proactive.
Leave 4chan.
Invent memes
Start working.
Wew lad
Do whatever
Kill JohnGreen
grow up
>>7389432
shrink down
>>7389047
It's a toss-up between
>'Kill Hitler'
and
>Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk Kékkek
kill whitey
Google stocks
Buy bitcoin
any lmao
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>7389485
ayy lmao*
>>7389447
you were alive during hitler's youth?
>>7389507
You have to be 80 or older to browse /lit/.
>>7389047
ignore heartbreaks
Seriously, if I knew what I know now, I would have fucked 10's of bitches.
It will always be Berenstein, not Berenstain, and magenta is dark red, not greenish yellow. You will understand this message when the time comes.
>>7389536
And by magenta I mean chartreuse.
Stop posturing
>>7389461
Damn...
Kill messenger
fuck, fuck
No heroin
have sex
She leaves
>>7389047
And but
stop fapping
use lotion
jewish conspiracy
anal orgasm
>>7389047
Hello me
bee urself
"ayy lmao"
Love ya
don't listen
keep camile
or
youre alone
getting worse
fuel beams
doesnt matter
>>7389288
The water temple is a bitch. You may have to delete your game and start over.
Finna finna
Forgive everything.
Read more, write more, play less video games, & Librivox should be your best friend.
P.S. It doesn't get better.
>Librivox
>not openlibrary
kek
>>7389047
All downhill
Well this thread got a lot of replies
no 4chan
Find Purpose
Oprah sux
PUA holocaust
judaism 4evah
Turn around!
Pull out
Scientology works
You aren't good enough for any of your girlfriends.
change sex
"No-one cares."
Just wait.
>>7389047
Just wait!!!
Buy AAPL
>>7389151
This tbrh
Stop stupids!
>>7389461
This. Younger me would only ignore and/or misinterpret all of the two-word life advice I could offer, but being a millionaire would be nice.
Don't try.
buy bitcoin
>>7389956
or this
>>7389047
Money's important
>>7389047
warn mom
Pornhub's free
>>7389047
ברשׁית
μετεμψύχωσις
>>7389962
I almost wrote 'Oprah Winfrey'. Weird.
incest--okay
Ignore Alex
>>7389047
"Invest Google"
>>7389047
do drugs
don't suicide
Hello reddit!
>>7389047
"Reread Dante"
kill diego
Infinite Jest
anime bad
>>7389047
have fun
Start Greeks.
stay depressed
STOP DRUGS
>>7389972
Haha
>>7390576
>not 'Anime mistake'
>>7389447
>Kill Hitler
Biggest meme answer.
>>7389047
AN HERO
>>7389047
"Praise Hegel"
>>7389047
Sartre, yes.
>>7390834
Give up
>>7389047
quixote anyway
memes bad
>>7389047
Life Improves.
You don't
Never her
O wow!
>>7390971
No, it wouldn't, samefag.
>>7389047
OCD-Breakdown Imminent
>>7389047
Love yourself.
>>7390971
topkek
>>7389058
This.
>>7390995
>being a filthy narcissist
What the?
Kill yourself
>>7389284
kek
>>7389047
Get ripped
Speak less.
>>7389047
Cash. Money.
good luck
try harder
Canon Devotion
OP fag
Skip college
Be positive
follow erection
Stop Immigration
Say yes
It stops.
ariana grande
Buy Apple
>>7389047
"Practice nonstop"
engineering major
kill yourself
dank memes
Regretted nothing
Jason Dies
Eat Wheaties
Buttfuck chad.
Fuck Tanya
Stacy's Mom
Care less
dont smoke
disregard prequels
>>7389047
Study more.
At my age, I'm afraid my time has passed
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
lose weight
or
kiss steph
Do Dartmouth
relax bro!
smoke nothing
read more
ITT:
2 Sincere
Trust libivox.
>>7389047
"Start writing"
>>7389047
"Bet patriots"
>>7389047
Stay innocent.
>>7389047
Fuck You.
kindness matters
the game
avoid 4chan
Stump Trump
>>7389047
Kiss her
>>7389047
Berlin yes
Eat less
"Calm Down"
"Wash your own clothes"
>>7393879
I would like to know the story behind this.
>>7393886
My parents couldn't wash clothes properly. They often smelled bad. I was young and stupid, I thought I couldn't do anything about it. So I went throughout high school with clothes that smelled. It caused me to develop a severe anxiety disorder and I haven't had a friend in 5 years. I'm terrified of people. All because my parents couldn't wash my clothes properly.
"Smoke Weed"
Take Acid
>>7389047
Fuck someone
"If I"
starting strenght
fuck bitches
>>7394124
Top kek. This.
>>7389277
You can't score only 1 point in handegg.
kill yourself
>>7389047
yolo lol
>>7389047
Get wrecked.
>>7389047
start writing you lazy shit
>>7389047
Marry her.
Baby shoes.
OrNEVER WORN
>>7394207
field goals dipshit
Don't try
>>7389047
"Be free"
Your prof will like it because it's already a literary reference -- it's an answer to the Grand Inquisitor's question in Dostoevsky's The Brother's Karamazov. Your prof will think you're smart when actually you job posted on a retarded imageboard.
