GUYS GET IN HERE
NEW BOOK BLANK PAGES!!!
litwritesabook.com
explain
yeah this novelty has long since worn off
10/10
>>7374633
still pretty funny
More Finn Dawson pls
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rip Ahmed abir Al- Jabullah
>>7374944
Morgan you are a horrible writer.
This makes me wish there were a /lit/ chatroom.
bump
Tulips on your grave bitch, don't you ever forget
Once upon a time…
There was a cow
“Moo,” said the cow
Moo said the farmer as he plunged his erect throbbing penis into the cow; it had been so long since Mrs. Cow felt the sweet embrace of a man but the actions and movements came flowing back; fucking is like riding a bike, she thought, you never forget how to ride. Sweat dripped down the farmer’s face and onto the cow’s bosom, he wasn’t used to this level of exercise though in his younger days he could spend countless hours thrusting away. A mix of sadness and excitement swept over him as he recalled those years; why he could go through three or four cows before even breaking a sweat. The townsfolk use to call him “Cow Fucker”, though he could never figure out why.
The thrill experienced from the blurred line of consent was something his obese wife dressed in a cow costume could never provide him. They had long been divorced now, and even more than coming home to a warm bed, the Farmer missed the farm and herd of livestock that his whore wife took from him. For a period of time he was almost certain he’d have to revert to sucking dick for cheeseburgers, again, though it never came to that.
Section IV: Incest as an Evolutionary Trait
my sister is 14 years old and she already has developed body
I walked into my sister’s room as I heard sobbing coming from there. I opened the door and found my sister Annabelle, lying in her bed with a pillow on her face, which I guessed was to shield her cries from the ears of our family. I immediately locked the door as I entered her room. I nervously tip-toed my way to her bedside. I sat down and she sprang up, showing her distress. Mascara was runnin
Lusty Khajit Dockworker
Jillian always knew something wasn’t right with her. She enjoyed watching bestiality porn more than anything, spending whole days glued to the screen, one hand inside her vagine the other fisting her “tight” asshole. Her favorite source of these filmed acts was a certain website called BLACKED.RU.But one day, a pop-up window came up - inside, a cat. Jill felt a tremor inside her cavernous genitalia as she clicked the kitty. There was a blank screen, except for the word: “Khajit has wares, if you have coin?”. She looked at her breadwallet and send the poor pussy her last bitcoin (BTC). The website purred in joy, revealing naked pics of a dockworker (13).
His overalls had been torn in all the right places and Jillians hole flooded immediately. The next day she was found dead, never trust a khajit plz.
join the party!
Fucking swift
fuck off stallion we havent even finished hypersphere yet you thirsty cunt
How do I get my chapters back? Somebody deleted them overnight
>>7374523
thirsty
The doc is saved in history, but anonymous chinchilla keeps deleting the whole page so we can't restore it.
>>7376315
iguana I mean
10:58 am backup seems about right
tolooka 100%
>>7376443
this is great, really
Everything's gone.
I've deleted the doc about 3 times already
I was really having fun.
>crashing browsers
>>7376507
I hope you all learned something about Islam
>2000+ pages of kek photos
oh /lit/
4159 of shitposting. what an achievement
someone saved it? kek
This shit is gay af
>>7376524
>>7376523
>>7376507
>>7376500
>>7376485
>>7376248
Pretty sad desu senpai. I expected more out of /lit/ but some cunt has dedicated literally hours to just prevent everyone else from doing anything. I came back periodically to see if they left but they're the most dedicated shit poster i've ever seen.
>>7376617
please save the tolooka story, that was fun
>>7376617
That's some dedicated shit posting
shitposter is gone, pls someone paste the book, tolookas inculded pls
>>7376791
this
>>7376617
pls paste the book, I miss the old tolookas
Anonymous Armadillo, praise you.
>>7375008
that was my story originally but I gave it to him to finish
I need to get really drunk so I'll be less inhibited and I can truly grace you guys with my genius
>>7374523
Is Joseph Stallion a pen name?
Rate the quality of my Angela Merkel story, I didn't do the Nirvana bit.
>>7377339
i wrote that whole story you just provided the bare premise of angel merkel sitting in a room desu
>>7374523
happy to have contributed
>deleted it again
>>7374523
itt: reddit
Oh, beautiful.
>>7374523
some genuinely hilarious writing is buried in there when its not being deleted at random
>>7377397
yeah some sperge is just deleting it all. whatever. I guess when you're an unfunny little faggot its what you have to do to get attention
...and this is why we can't have nice things. As I previously suggested, this should be hosted on github instead
>>7377400
its all good i have a pretty nice chunk of it saved, this should be a regular occurrence if it isn't already
>>7377400
I'm all for the deletathon. I'll start contributing full deletes in an hour or so.
I like the story about the kid with 60 years to live, well done
How do I improve my poetry?
The Grand Finale
Astute reader, I should end my address
For your time is suited somewhere else
Alas! I cannot help but contrive
Further ways to waste your time
It is a cycle without end
No hope lies beyond the bend
It’s poetry today
Tomorrow it will be preached openly
The only commonality
The one and singular quality
That is, of course
Dearest Reader,
Shitpostery
And that I’m afraid will not change. Not on sunny days, not in cloudy haze. So farewell good reader, and do not stay.
>>7377664
take advice from someone who can actually do poetry. look around, i'm sure someone posted better poetry in the google docs than you, after all this is /lit/
please stop replacing the the's in my story with our's
>>7377726
zey r hampereeng your geenyuss
New Tundra book soon : > )
>>7377763
yeah listen you ugly boring little cunt. this is why no one likes you. because you do shit like this
Don't mind me, just making the book look nice.
>>7377773
yeah whatever you ugly little faggot. We're just gonna revert your changes when you're gone.
tHE SHITPOSTING NEVER ENDS?
>>7374523
hey im john and u fucking nerds are making me rich. i cant believe 1000 of u idiots actually bought a physical copy of my book i made $4000 off of 2 hours of work lmao
>>7377815
I just copied my story, fixed what got changed, and am keeping it in a world file for when it calms down.
the world is an endless shitpost
CAN'T WAKE UP
keeps crashign an reloading. I wanna keep writing about rare pepes
>>7377824
paste your story somehwere else in the document you double nigger
>>7378230
nah, everything that was written in the past like two hours is just gonna get reverted. its just retarded shitposts
Ok I quit.
>deleting everything
Can someone delete for me while I'm away?
it would be great if whoever is deleting everything would just stop already been lurking on there for a while now and i can't do anything
>>7374523
This will go the same as the Kolsti book and Tundra 3: after loads of shit has been added, everyone will lose interest and it'll be abandoned.
if I write do I need to be at the end or can I fuck up in the middle?
>want to write
>some idiots are busy deleting everything
that's great senpai
>>7378433
looks like its a free for all where nobody gets anything for free or at all
jesus fuck i have to come back tomorrow to actually write and ill be in a shitty mood then
fuck you fags
I like how the people on /lit/ think they are smart and then they show you who they really are on this.
it's like the document is being raided
Who did this?
>>7378457
Yeah, it's like with that Katie thing. In the normal confines of /lit/ threads they'll go on about philosophy and whatnot, but then if you let them off the leash they turn into feces-throwing monkeys.
>>7375187
>>7378467
What is the title of the book?.
I want to make the cover.
>>7378494
"A" Wolf Called Boy
It's basically this.
well we're now at 10 pages, went from 3 in just under 10 minutes.
there's also a russian writing memoirs so that might actually get good.
This is the cover.
>>7378601
“Хyйня” - Aнoним
How do we know when the book is finished?
I hope the guy who owns the google doc takes the version from right now and goes to the trouble to edit it together with the one from like five hours ago instead of just reverting it all.
>>7378699
This. There's also a version from yesterday before 9am that needs to get part added in. About 8 pages were deleted.
sides
>>7378781
That's not very funny
>>7378793
Yes it is compared to the other shit on there.
>>7378797
Then this is even worse than I thought
>>7378802
Most of it is incoherent gibberish.
Few gems here and there not many though.
deleted again, thanks fucking faggot
>>7378817
Can't handle the heat then get off my dick
>tfw I typed out Plato, Socrates, and Shrek erotica
>tfw deleted
It was shit, but I had fun.
>>7378825
save your sjit, faggot
PLS SOMEONE PASTE YE OLDE BOOK AGAIN
>>7378834
i have a copy from last night when it was named "a sack of rice" and one from before that when it was "a wolf called boy" ill post em
>>7378886
a wolf called boy is the one
>>7378886
do it, fag!
Let's write a book, faggots!!
shitposter is gonne, but the book is also gone
>sadfrog.jpg
>>7378948
Enjoy toloocas, write some shit and shut up
I wish /lit/ had the habilty of writing the adventures of Jamal in a coherent way
>>7378954
maybe a system where one person has a small time limit to write something each. And not able to delete other peoples stuff.
>>7378967
>>>/reddit/
>>7378972
people would still be able write what they want
how is that reddit you fag.
>>7378974
Deleting and reworking what someone else has written is part of the art
>>7378980
I agree with the reworking part.
But If people write like 30 pages of stuff and then someone deletes it all.
>>7378980
not at all, it could be a good thing on The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra, but I think it will good to use another method so we can create something more or less coherent.
I'm not saying anarchy is bad, it's just another proyect that should be focused in a different way in order to create something new
I don't understand how this will ever be a book when someone deletes everything all the time.
How did you pull it of with legacy last time?
>>7379109
good question
>>7379109
I was a watchful admin backed up by people who were passionate about a project
>>7379109
It started when somebody tried to be the arbiter of quality and deleted 3 pages of text because it was, in their words, shit. After that, people felt free to delete and did so until it became an ebin meme.
-Hey, Jamal, would you like to see a tolooca?
pls OP come back
i'm sorry for the alien
I blame the faggot with his Jamal story spamming for this travesty.
Somewhere, Ryan Gosling is thinking about us, silently.
>>7379274
not at all, faggot, Jamal and Toloocas story is tfro the old book, nothing to do with these faggots who delete said book and ruin it for everyone
pls OP come back and restore this shit, we need to finish this book next week!
So, how fucked is this project?
>>7379639
People should just write stuff on their own and paste it in desu senpai.
>>7379652
THIS; ABSOLUTELY THIS
Yeah, we really need to lock this thing. We haven't got any real work done since the first night, last night, and some good stuff got posted (and lost) this morning.
>>7378483
That's human nature at it's heart anon.
/lit/ understands the dualistic joy of disucssing high philosophy and making an innocent women scared for her life with internet memes.
>>7379757
this, pls OP we need a dictator here
>>7377824
same here, we need to wait now
>>7378457
This exercise shows how many retarded sub-humans browse /lit/
Just keep writing on your own guys.
The issue we are facing here is that one of the best parts is other people editing what each of them wrote, that part goes missing if everyone just individually types up and saves their story.
On the other hand, at least right now, there are way too many harmful edits (e.g. the letters are now gigantic, the letter "m" is replaced with "meme" etc)
We need some from of moderation, or several smaller google docs that can be closely moderated or whatever
>>7379825
Yeah. The editing (when it works) makes things a lot better. But in this doc's current state we can't allow it to be freely edited
>>7379918
Maybe you could collect all the stories and put hem in a google doc, press that button that makes it all edits become "suggestions" and let it be edited that way somehow?
>>7379918
>litwritesabook.com
the key is to play off other peoples creativity, not to fuck with their work. small edits for better word choice or just adding in a zany idea is fine but when some guys just deleting chunks of text or fucking with the fonts it just kills it
just turn off 'delete'
I wrote some sort of continuation of the Jamal/Toloocas story but got deleted by some asshole, thank you guys, you are, undoubtedly, the most intelectual board on the internet.
>>7379961
>litwritesabook.com
if you know of any specific stories your missing i probably have it if its from last night. just give me something to go off of and ill copy paste it to you. im a shitty editor so i wouldnt know what to do with alot of it but im sure it could all ve added to in another group session and worked into something (in)coherent
>>7380594
pls paste the book from yesterday, just paste it
>>7380594
the true history of russia
>>7380594
first page, list of characters, preface, first chapters and tolookas.
I don't remember more because the rest was messy as fuck
>>7380594
what about that shit about merkel?
How's this thing going? How are the other books? I've never really taken part in one of these projects but the Hypersphere book looks pretty incredible at times.
>mass deletions
Ah. Maybe I should have joined sooner when presumably there wasn't as much shit tier raiding going on yet.
Please OP, just paste the fucking book from yesrterday, let's do it, faggots!
>>7380923
No. Pull out the good stuff, and preserve the new stuff we have already written
A Wolf Named Boy pls, where the fuck are you, OP?
>>7380850
just posted toloocas, saved today in the meme alien war
>>7380975
thank god the shitposters are gone
>>7380893
Which one? I wrote one.
>>7380893
It was my story and I added it back.
>>7374523
>litwritesabook.com
the deleters got bored :)
anyone got the russia story?
TITLE BRAINSTORMING NOW!!!
TITLE BRAINSTORMING NOW!!!
>>7381063
A Case Study of Homosexuality in the Siberian Wilderness.
somebody archive
>>7374523
Im working on half life 3 , having a hell of a time with this so far. someone keep us posted when it comes time to edit/finalize or whatever
>>7381101
Are you pink duck?
And, deleted again.
Saved Stories:
-A Day in the Life of the Chancellor
-The Grand Finale
-East West
-A Lesson in Time
-The Baitless Bait
-The problem with tooloopas (not my story, but revising it)
>>7381116
some dumb nigger keeps coming in every 5-8 hrs and goes on a deleting spree....nobody can do anything while this neetplanet is occupying his computer chair, destined to delete /lit/ off the publishing line..
shit, erased again, pls paste your texts again
pls, we need a new google doc to stop this faggot
>>7381140
There is more than one t b h
>>7381143
incredibly depressing, ii really hope none of them are regular users of /lit/
>>7381121
toloopa story is back! :^)
>>7374523
im too invested in this, it can only end in tears.
154 pages, not bad, we need to finish this shit and publish it this weekend!
>>7381215
not until my stories are in
>>7381215
yeah i dont want my half life 3 story to be in fucking ebonics lol other than that we are cool
I can't even load the document, did somebody paste so much stuff it broke?
I have a copy, waiting for a moderated doc to dump it
Come on, I have more than 170 pages of pure gold waiting for a new fucking google doc!
MUST BE PUBLISHED THIS WEEK-END!
>>7381273
post your rarest jamesons to make up for the pain of your hard work being desecrated
I just rewrote the tooloca story with proper formatting and better sentences.
>>7381277
DUBSGET
U
B
S
G
E
T
>>7381281
wait for the dump, I have it all saved, don't worry.
Also
>>7381279
>>7381281
dumped, save a copy while you can!
We're starting from the physical shitposting draft
My browser died again, thanks guys.
>>7381311
I don't think so, we have more than hundred pages of pure gold, faggot
>>7381311
GTFO
>>7381316
yeah i really dont care how many times i have to repost , most of the stuff from today was really good
>>7381316
write it underneath
>>7381322
seriously , we cant start giving up on this now
I have saved it all again, don't worry
>>7381371
THIS FUCKING WEE-END!
>>7381371
its ironic because the people arbitrarily deleting things and being general asshats could have pretty much write whatever random stupid inflammatory bullshit they want to and insert it into the text, and noone would mind but noooo thats not good enough they have to ruin everyones fun, its the behavior of a small child.
dis book's gonn' be good!
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Heinreich von "Big Shnitzell" Helzenheim Pt Pt II
Jessie, "nouveau fagotte"
Mama
Jamal, The Boy (A wolf) (gay?) (gay.)
Anne, Da playa
Paco, Da captive
Tomothy Dartworth Pt Pt II (Wolf - HIV Aidz patient wit a positizzle outlook) (not tha Boy referenced up in tha title) (Boy’s bff)
Sloprock McCock Pt Pt II (Yo crazy-ass Stepfather)
Sarah DeLongue (Monkey - Energetic narcoleptic)
Victoria Littlehorn (Lvl 37 Dwarf Pygmy Midget Rhino)
Finn Dwarfson (Chronic Scandinavianad disorder)
Da Dolphin (Beaver)
Da Beaver (Dolphin)
Da Tolooca (Parapenaeus Saltator)
Slavoj Zizek (Communist)
Finn Dawson whoz ass couldn’t logout his Gizoogle Account
Da Gay Agenda
Feminist Hierarchy of tha Outa Realms (A space squid)
Чингиcхaн (Divine Crusader)
Adolf
George RR Martin
4chun teh top billin hacker eva look up nony-mouse
Sweden
Denmark
"Ham n’ Cheez"
Greg (that muthafucka)
Frank Hendricks
Vinderheimen, of tha Great Doggy Den Nindross
Da Secret Cockmongla of Holland
Fingers McFuck
Men pimps pimps pimps manly playa pimps pimps times two n' ahalf squared
Da Biatch (Dogg Save Her)
Princeton-kun
Da suckaz of skanky formatting
>>7381322
nice dubs btw
More than 250 pages already, nice work boys!
WE PUBLISH THIS WEDNESDAY!
>>7381400
>mfw its a completely garbled mess and i have no fucking idea how its going to turn out or if my story will even make the final edit
>>7381405
It will make it, faggot, don't be sad, re-edit!
>>7381420
you know something? your right!
500 PAGES MAXIMUM, WE PUBLISH THIS WEDNESDAY!
JIMMY, GO FIND A DESIGNER FOR THE COVER!
>>7381459
thats not bad at all but could you do one like that but with a "le bandana" pic instead?
Best title
A boy called wolf - A definitive manifesto for a radical fourth wave of feminism
>>7381478
>put this on Amazon
>disable the "take a look inside" option
>feminist cash incoming $$$$
>?
>profit
>>7381478
>>7381484
nice
>>7381478
A Boy named Wolf, it looks like a great title for a feminist radical manifesto ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ
>>7381484
You realise this is never going to be published right?
>>7381484
Call it
Inexplicable Trauma -A definitive manifesto
for a radical fourth wave of feminism
>>7381537
no puns, faggot, the title must be credible, A Boy called Wolf fits perfectly, are you retarded?
>>7381535
OF COURSE WE GONNA PUBLISH THIS SHIT!
WE PUBLISH THIS WEDNESDAY!
somebody just make your own google doc and ban ban idiots
>>7381556
this please
>mfw when we publish this wednesday
350 pages is good enough, any graphic designer out there? we need a cover
>>7381579
>350 pages is good enough
but its 350 pages of nonsense spam also it was all deleted
Post your email address and I'll add you to my doc, because there's no way I can ban users while also keeping it public for everyone (t-thanks g-google)
>>7381579
I just made a thread on /r/ asking for help
>>7381582
I saved most of it :^)
we publish wednesday
This has even less thought put into it than Miami
Just stop, it's embarrassing
>>7381612
shut up faggot, we have 150 pages of amazing quality, did you ever read about toloocas? or how Kublai was Owned by Marco?
I don't think so, so shut up
>>7381621
Yeah I've checked out the doc it's amazing
COVER
O
V
E
R
>>7381685
cover for KEKS
U
C
K
S
Title of the book: "I am Deeply Saddened, By The Loss of My Foot-Pajamas"
Author: Anon Ymous
Get in here faggots, it's getting good.
>>7381758
now it looks like a actual book.
>>7381772
Yeah, looking pretty good. Title's been changed though.
It is now "Inferno"
>>7381775
Inferno is pretty good.
"Our Inferno" would be better though.
What are we supposed to do about people deleting EVERYTHING ugh
>>7381791
save it. We can always self publish many books.
The owner of the doc doesn't have the final say.
I can even make a site with all the stories.
the writings get deleted every day and people begin from scratch all the time
It's going pretty good so far. Except Anon Grizzly keeps changing all the text being written into the gangster speech thing and it's really annoying.
Python's doing a pretty good job writing footnotes. And I make (chapter) ideas for people to write about.
>>7381808
prepare for everything you write to get deleted in a couple of hours.
>>7381815
Everything just got deleted. fug.
was some of the best shit so far.
>>7381817
That was me! Writing about wanting to swallow Dicken's member.
You liked it?
Fucking Grizzly, the stupid cunt. I saved a copy of the file and can make another google doc if you guys want. I don't want people like Grizzly to fuck it up though.
People were writing some pretty good stuff.
How on earth is this possible? This has probably gone through like 19 versions already... each eventually getting deleted... each vying for continuity.
Is the fascist spammer the guy who keeps deleting?
>>7381827
Yeah, the user is Anon Grizzly. It's seriously getting annoying at this point.
Python, if you're here. I've got the file and can copy and paste the content to you if you want. I'm the guy who started writing the story with you.
>>7381830
It's ironic that a censor would complain about fascism.
>>7381830
That was fun bud, cheers. I don't really get how these ever even get written. Do you?
>>7381834
Yeah now the doc just turned into images of kek porn. Someone think of a better program than google docs to write this shit.
>>7381834
No idea. The guy who made the Hypersphere doc made it really strict with adding and deleting content. There's no other way they could have managed to get almost 400 pages other wise.
We should get someone to make a new doc and it be strict about adding and deleting content, that way we won't have people fucking over the project.
Is there any way I can read the pre-kekporn version?
Okay guys, I've made a new doc with a majority of the proper text still intact. Someone visit and tell me if you can edit anything or not.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Ed0nK58tGLxoeFhqShwVovKYV54n9qolvM3YsvhH_E/edit
>>7381843
cant edit but also cant write anything.
good start.
>>7381845
Hm. What setting do I put to let people write stuff in but not edit the doc?
>>7381846
There is a option for asking the owner for editing rights. But what is stopping someone form asking for rights then deleting everthing.
>>7381851
Hm, yeah I guess you're right.
I'm able to make edits but I need to approve them. I'm wondering whether others can add anything to the doc but I can't see any new text being added.
>>7381843
Yo badger aka J. Ash dumb motherfucker
I gots yo' ass right here
Now I know whoz ass yo ass is
Dumb vizzle game kid
I be goin ta track you down n' fuck up yo' game
I be goin ta teach you a lesson yo ass is never goin ta forget
I warned you once n' I make phat on mah promises
I be comin fo' you
https://plus.google.com/u/0/109260888791559746040/
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm_PmN4xpj6bKQpItydxQPw
https://steamcommunity.com/id/jash/
>>7381870
Okay pham.
>>7381873
pretty lean Google account m8, ya strike me as boring
>>7381873
Holy fuck this comment section is full of fucking console peasants who want this game on their stupid consoles. Machinima are console fanboys who don't even know what they're saying half the time in this video. Far Cry in space? Are you fucking kidding me Adam?
>>7381876
You can look through my profile, congratulations.
