ITT we write the internal dialogues of famous philosophers as they experience the internal conundrum as to whether or not they should approach a much better looking girl and guess which philosopher it is.
> This particular philosopher doesn't even experience an internal monologue deliberation because the idea of aesthetic superiority and any social hesitation spurred on by such is not but a linguistic construct.
>we will definitely bang tonight
>As I strolled through the park I was briefly fixated upon a rather striking female. Dolled up and polished, she shined like a stretch of silver bouncing directly into my eyes and into my soul. As much as I had enjoyed this moment, my cynicism crept as it did many, and spoiled the maiden before me. I was enveloped by a surge of nothing but what seemed like anger yet calmness. As quick as the moment of awe, was the moment of realization; she was nothing more than that, a doll who had been shined. Why would I, such as myself, waste time on such a childish thing. They are all the same inside and out, a childish thing.
>>7236721
>I am a beta living through women
>this beer tastes funny
>the idea that a man should approach a woman and not the reverse is a fabrication made by fever-addled minds
>my sideburns hurt
>I want to experience dasein along-side her Lichtung through ek-sistenz with my bratwurst. . . hehehe
>my nightcap itches
>I like them younger, still make hannah O in the first 3 minuten.
>I am the sein, just need das zeit.
>but these younger girls all use vibrators.
>technology is pulling us away from the direction of authentic being.
>I will show her the undefinable essence of nature through an eqiprimordial summons of the poetic, she will understand the proper place of technos when I give her the real thing.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7237426
Schopenhauer?
>>7237426
Jesus?
>>7236721
>oh god what do I do with my hand, my face itches, should I go and talk to her? I'll go and talk to her but I need something to talk to her about,I wonder if she likes kung fu panda? my face itches, what do I do with my hands? I should just go home and masturbate, its better in every way, but oh god I'm so lonely just go over its only words, hopefully she will understand the subconcious message I am projecting, do you think she'd like it if I insulted her? my face itches, what do I do with my hands? she's probably a boring idiot anyway
easy to work out but fun to write
>>7237456
its not jaden smith
>>7237451*Sniff*
