ITT we come up with JK Rowling tier character names:
Athena Pogglesworth
I'd give her a right quick one.
Dick Roundbottom
Johan bugglesby
Irma Prunesquallor
Abiatha Swelter
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Peake Rules
Ching Chong
Davis Fosterwallace
Pontifex Dudd
Robert Grainsniffer
Arthur Fiddlesmith
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Asscunt Fuckface, the protagonist.
Nigger Jewinfag
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Laidback Greysack
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Gay faggotsworth
Original content, donut steal
Cornucopius Barleyfodder
Harry Potter
Ching Chong
Dan Pruffle
Simple first name, short second, slightly silly sounding and unorthodox.
Margaret Thatcher
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Virginia Woolf
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Thomas Ruggles Pynchon
Joanne Rowling
Milfo Draynmuhbal
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>mfw americans call peebledy-pop nomenclature "character names"
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Optima Cinaede
Copernicus Bigglesworth
Hairy Popohorse
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Godsavethequeen L. Britbongus
Dorko Fuckus
Tyrone Slothrop
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Aurelian Envergue
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Stirnerinas Spooklesfield
Donnie Darko tbh
Blarney Tucklefuck
Brendle Bicker
Dolores Mulva
>>7229707
Oh, it's Dolores.
Benedict Cumberbatch
This thread has discernible talent. Go on.
>>7229533
Kek
Timmoty Tannersworth.
Helmer Goodsmack
Mark Corrigan
Hooligan Teaspoon
Jameis Winston
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percy jackson
Pottius Bagbrange
Serenus trilliam
Madame Broccoli
Phillip Picklesmith Jr.
Darthan von Vaderkoff
Quim Taintworth
Professor Chockconkaroo McSplitarse
Reddol Krunfter
Crappius McDongulworth
Sargeant MuffClown, daydreamer and esteemed squirt farmer.
Rongdong Patty-Prong
Sir Hugh B. Dick the Magnificent
Venisin Ma Pagina
Mike hunt (read it out loud)
Harvey Brackish
Niels Bohr
Max Dispachio
Philomena Cunk
Poshfirstname Selfdescriptivesurname
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Nigel Unicus
Frost Specialis
Token McIrish
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Papilli Habibatoot
Indian Neuroscientsit, philosopher, foot fetishist.
>>7230584
I would smash her
>>7230641
I'd give her a moment of wonder IYKWIM
>>7229645
Came here to post this.
Really, most Pynchon names work.
>>7230671
Oedipa Maas is the greatest character name of all time
>>7229859
Kekked because it's true.
Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.
Prunella Slashery
Simon Borswhip
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Ayy, Crabman!