Post your favorite Joyce sentence
I AM THE BOY
THAT CAN ENJOY
INVISIBILITY.
>>7868997
> I could see down in Margate strand bathingplace from the side of the rock standing up in the sun naked like a God or something and then plunging into the sea with them why arent all men like that thered be some consolation for a woman like that lovely little statue he bought I could look at him all day long curly head and his shoulders his finger up for you to listen theres real beauty and poetry for you I often felt I wanted to kiss him all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in my mouth if nobody was looking as if it was asking you to suck it so clean and white he looks with his boyish face I would too in 1/2 a minute even if some of it went down what its only like gruel or the dew theres no danger besides hed be so clean compared with those pigs of men I suppose never dream of washing it from I years end to the other the most of them only thats what gives the women the moustaches Im sure itll be grand if I can only get in with a handsome young poet at my age Ill throw them the 1st thing in the morning till I see if the wishcard comes out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see if he comes out
>>7869135
Will there ever exist a greater writer, nay, a greater man?
>>7868997
Sunset found her squatting
>>7868997
“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-nuk!
[A sound which represents the symbolic thunderclap associated with the fall of Adam and Eve.]”
― James Joyce, Finnegans Wake
>>7868997
That thing about fucking the farts out of a girl's ass
I had never spoken to her, except for a few casual words, and yet her name was like a summons to all my foolish blood.
Basically everything I know about James Joyce is coming from this thread, and now I know everything I need to about the guy.
>>7869175
I don't fucking believe this
i thought that chick was supposed to be "hip" bitch looks 45 get the fuck out of here only generation she can be the voice of is gen x, which already has it's voices, thank u
>>7869175
From the letters? Can you post the actual quote?
>>7869175
There's no way this is true, James Joyce was respectable so don't try to degrade his writing dow to the same level as your stupid fucking erotic fanfic
>>7869175
Ulysses is a masterpiece, but when someone says James Joyce the first thing that pops into my head is his letters describing his wife's farts and wanting to fuck her while a turd is hanging out of her ass.
>>7869159
or him slapping Nora's fat arse
>>7869238
>>7869244
>>7869248
hownew.ru
lol just kidding here
To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
>>7869175
yeah I am not buying it
>>7869263
What was the underlined word? Dear God why do I need to know?
>>7869135
>I could see down in Margate strand bathingplace from the side of the rock standing up in the sun naked like a God or something and then plunging into the sea with them why arent all men like that thered be some consolation for a woman like that lovely little statue he bought I could look at him all day long curly head and his shoulders his finger up for you to listen theres real beauty and poetry for you I often felt I wanted to kiss him all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in my mouth if nobody was looking as if it was asking you to suck it so clean and white he looks with his boyish face I would too in 1/2 a minute even if some of it went down what its only like gruel or the dew theres no danger besides hed be so clean compared with those pigs of men I suppose never dream of washing it from I years end to the other the most of them only thats what gives the women the moustaches Im sure itll be grand if I can only get in with a handsome young poet at my age Ill throw them the 1st thing in the morning till I see if the wishcard comes out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see if he comes out
Now write what /lit/ would say to this in a critique thread...
>>7869259
This.
>arse full of farts
>>7868997
is that mira Sanchez
>>7868997
"Cuckoo Cuckoo", clucked Cuck Mulligan lewdly
Feeling dank
-FW
This line, after describing Bloom's foggy, lusty mind after walking past the perfume shops, stopped me in my tracks. I always think about it.
"With hungered flesh obscurely, he mutely craved to adore."
goddang
Ineluctable modality of the visible.
