>teacher circles entire essay and writes "stop being a pretentious contrarian" in red ink
bullshit.
>>6446760
I'd get a laugh from it
>>6446761
It actually happened. He's a fat baby boomer shit, too.
I wasn't even trying to be a contrarian. I was expressing a sincere opinion on a work
>>6446768
post it.
>>6446770
You guys are gonna call me a hack ;(
>>6446775
who cares, post it.
>>6446775
We're going to do that either way so just post it.
>>6446760
>teacher circles entire essay and writes ">It's a meme you dip" in green ink.
>>6446780
erasing it? covering the photo? paint?
>>6446780
mspaint
>>6446809
Hurry up and post it this is the most invested I've been in something since the war
>>6446810
Yeah, do it OP you contrarian hack!
>>6446810
Let him have the time to write it down anon
>>6446809
you better not be fucking with us anon
>my essay points out how lecturer's logic is flawed and thus goes against his beliefs
>get 60%
>ask to see lecturer to talk about my low mark
>he skirts around my essay's central argument while claiming i didn't understand the texts
>when i ask him to explain how my argument is wrong he literally can't
>refuses to change the mark
th-thanks
>>6446835
Literally just go to the chair
anon i just finished crying into a doughnut post the fucking essay
>>6446864
this me too
where is esay
were is esay #italiano
>>6446809
It doesn't take half an hour to take a photo, RIP OP
Post the essay, esse.
>>6446864
literally nobody under 250 pounds has ever done that
fatty
>>6446895
>>6446895
>I'm trying to save the picture
It's not hard. pic related
>>6446900
You do realise that OP is long gone as a successful troll?
>>6446760
Either you're a retard or he's a piece of shit human being or both. Take from that what you will.
>>6446903
No. I hadn't thought about that. I guess the /tv/ meme was a tell :^(
>>6446903
why can't everything just be real and sincere and true and beautiful why do people lie to get a rise out of others
fuck
>>6446914
Because you touch yourself at night, and because this isn't nice board.
>>6446903
If it was a troll, it wasn't a very good one because waiting is just boring rather than infuriating unless you have a terrible case of ADHD
Well does anyone have anything interesting to share?
Anything that might collectively cheer us up?
>>6446930
i eated some hot dogs and wrote my essay on boethius today.
>>6446890
list of things that no one has probably ever done while eating donuts:
>taken a shower
>learnt to speak kazakh (as a second language)
>committed first degree murder
>gazed from the top of Annapurna, the world's deadliest climb
>tobogganed
>rid a horse
>finger painting
>>6446930
This afternoon I'm going to a chill ass picnic and this cute girl I fancy who's a phil grad will be there
>>6446927
>36 / 3 / 19 / 1
>>6446760
get rekt op
>>6446930
I found this when I was looking through my /lit/ folder, what do you think?
>>6446936
>rid a horse
What did you rid it of?
>>6446935
Did you write in some big chief tablets too?
>>6446936
i have done 1 and 6.
>>6446955
is there other way, my fellow dilettante?
>>6446958
well that proves one thing, not fake
mind giving the essay or something
>>6446958
did you take that photo with a potato?
>>6446958
did a small child grade your paper?
>>6446958
you're alright
You femanon, OP?
>>6446945
>>6446958
What. a. day.
>>6446958
No. I won't look at you.
>>6446958
welly welly welly
>>6446958
Why did you censor the essay
We asked you to post the essay
>>6446970
Is that a rare Pepe Walnuts?
Teacher circles entire paper. Says, "Exellent work. But not quite smug enough."
>>6446958
>sans-serif font
Sure
>teacher merely writes "cleverness is not a substitute for rigor in academia beneath a circled 85"
>>6446982
What kind of school doesn't explicit forbid anything but Times New Roman?
>>6446987
>... academia" *
>teacher types up a list of threes pros and three cons in lieu of handwriting a comment
>teacher highlights in red three things that are absolutely not grammatically incorrect, then writes at the bottom: "well-written paper, except for the grammatical mistakes. B+"
it was on beowulf. best essay i think i've ever written.
>>6446991
community colleges, 1101 classes
>teacher writes, "did you even read the text," under a twice underlined 25.
>>6447001
I just fill in the dots on the standardised evaluation sheet.
Because it is cheaper.
>Teacher writes "What does Frank Zappa have to do with postmodernism?"
>>6447044
zis a fresh meme?
>teacher writes "I will not be marking any of your further work if it includes such course language. And by the way, it's Guerrilla, not Gorrilla."
>teacher says
are you still in high school too
>circles every single usage of the passive tense, even when they're improving sentence flow or passing over non-crucial actors
muh strunk & white
>>6446958
>look at me
shit
>teacher just writes big red question marks all over the paper with no explanation
>>6446966
are you collecting doubles for a living?
>>6446958
Clearly fake. What the fuck kind of professor writes in pencil?
>>6447103
fuck them so hard when this happens
>paper uploaded with revisions
>tutor only uploaded the review sheet and not paper with annotations
>professor makes a bunch of scribbles in the margins everywhere with his shitty handwriting
>cant read a single word
guess that means he loved it
>professors that have their own stupid revision abbreviations
>lost the sheet that explains the stupid code language
>things circled on my essay with like "H.R" and "~W" and "5$7Y{}" written besides them, no clue what they mean
like honestly just write it out, the effort is minimal
>>6447095
I got that on my most recent essay, fucking pissed me off. Also got a comment saying: "At times the language you use could be simplified for the sake of clarity."
Community College is suffering.
>>6447170
>like honestly just write it out, the effort is minimal
Fuck you, halve my teaching load.
>teacher says they like your work
>you know they secretly hate it
>>6447256
wrong image
>>6447206
Someone's been reading Orwell.
>>6447256
>>6447259
>having so many pepes that you accidentally upload the wrong one
>>6446970
just noticed what that pepe is and am dying
>be me
>world war 2 essay
>compare the start of nazi germanys invasion to a fat kid going into mcdonalds
>nobody stopped them but they should of
>disastrous consequences
>Mfw A instead of expected D
>>6447308
Did you put in something about blitzkrieging a mcchicken, and then losing a mcdouble front war?
>write a paper
>Terrorism is an Effective and Logical Response to Globalisation
>claim globalisation is western imperialism
>claim all Islamic terrorism is a response to this
>claim terrorism is working
>claim the tactics are extremely well thought out
>get an A
>uploaded onto blackboard
>definitely on a terrorism watch list.
>>6446956
You showered while eating a doughnut?
>>6446958
Where's the circle?
I think I just swallowed a fly in my coffee. Am I going to be okay, lads?
>>6447338
...and the red ink?
>>6447340
You should swallow a spider just to be safe.
>>6447287
what is it
>>6447344
Done it. No probs.
>>6446991
t-they told me to use Arial ;(
>professor tells me i contradicted myself in an essay
>I tell her it's called dialectics, look it up
