>I actually pronounced his name as 'Pinecone' in class
>professor laughs at me
>>7817135
that's what you get for reading none of his books and trying to bullshit a statement about him
>>7817135
Memes don't work irl?? This is why I'm content with just posting on 4chan
>whenever i say dfw's name, i shout it like in that video
>"this paper explores themes of alienation and despair in infinite jest, a novel by DAVID FOSTER WALLAAAACE!!!"
>quieter mind you so i dont get thrown out of the class
>fill reports and shit with as many instances of his full name as i can
>do stuff on dfw just so i can yell his name
>no one gets it
>no one realizes this is a cry for help
>>7817147
you sound insufferable
>>7817149
And there's something terribly sad and banal about that.
Fuck all you reddit/mu kiddies who make fun of DFW
He was a great and respectable author that unfortunately left us too early. Fuck you for disrespecting him.
>literally paraphrase a /lit/ thread about stirner for a philosophy paper
>post for post, nothing is left out
>professor praises it for its "diaphonic style"
>because it's literally arguing with itself
>compares me to wittgenstein
>>7817147
Which video? I'm curious.
>paying money to read books
>>7817157
he's a great author, anon. they don't read his works, so they don't know he's good. they just think it's norm to hate him here, for some reason.
>>7817168
It's some shit where this retard screams DAVID FOSTER WALAAAAAAAAAAAACE over and over again from a car window in LA.
>>7817168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY
Een da books got memes yo. Dey got dis guy, aint nobody eva seen im before hes like a... A recluse yeah and he dont leave his house and shit and dey meme on this guy post his face and shit its funny. Den dey got da other guy, he uh, he killed hisself like uh, and his name was David Frost, or something, they got him and they meme on him too. See we got memes for everything up in here. Wardine be mithaufkcck cri
>I actually pronounced his name as "Hemmmingway" in class
>everyone laughs at me
>get in argument with entire class over whether or not holden rapes his sister, phoebe
>i'm arguing for it, everyone else against
>quote the articles about it word for word
>no one realizes i'm memeing, and i soon forget too
>i'm shouting and screaming along with everyone else
>shouting and screaming /lit/ memes no one gets
>i'm asked to leave, but refuse
>people throwing stuff at me
>i'm cackling maniacally, all sanity lost
>I'M PROBABLY THE BIGGEST SEX MANIAC YOU EVER SAW... SOMETIMES I CAN THINK OF VERY CRUMBY STUFF I WOULDN'T MIND DOING IF THE OPPORTUNITY CAME UP... I GAVE HER A PINCH ON THE BEHIND...
>... A PINCH ON THE BEHIND...
>etc
>expelled
>no fucks given
>>7817202
Lol
>>7817163
You're a hack
>>7817251
Haha.
>Actually pronounced his name as Camus
How embarrassing.
>>7817247
>a pinch on the behind
>a pinch on
>pinch on
>PYNCH ON
HOLY SHIT
pynchon = salinger confirmed
I love memes so much. I don't know what I'd Do without them.
>>7817135
I accidentally said YeCarthy around some friends the other day, and they thought it was funny.
>>7817202
Irony is a disease.
Pynchy that nigga
>>7817202
David Foster Wallace is hanging himself again after watching that video
your professor is a dumbass, that is how it is correctly pronounced
>>7817157
>implying dfw isn't one of the most /reddit/ authors /lit/ worships
kek'd
stay pleb newfriend
>>7817357
You have to say Corncob "Tortillas" YeCarthy for full effect.
>>7817301
4chan cup is on youtube
>>7817301
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blnnQMEAfo8
Peen-shawn
how it sounds in my mind
>>7817202
holy cringe
>>7817227
discernably talented post
>>7817135
I have not laughed this hard at anything in two weeks.
>>7818642
What made you laugh two weeks ago?
>>7817144
I don't want my memes to be only dreams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDrz2LGMVwA
what's the background song in this video
Paraphrasing Greeks gets women, that's what I've learned so far.
Know thyself!
>>7817227
kek
