>people think fanfiction is the lowest form of literature when slam poetry literally exists
>>7711026
Fuck!
Another shitpost.
The greentext is all-consuming.
Mankind, smartphones are dooming!
Grab my axe, to OP's house I'll drag it.
The world won't miss him, OP is a faggot!
>>7711026
*shuffles papers, clears throat*
*subtly scratches infected vagina*
we were in his room after a party
a few drinks in and everything was great
then this moment was punctured by supposedly smooth whispers
which FELT like barbed wire
"TRUST me.."
"come on.."
"don't you love me?"
his hands violated my beautiful brown body
suddenly penetrating me..
the pleasure I gave him
not even Houellebecq dos't know
but the trust he took from me
will never again grow
*looks down*
>>7711026
thank god you
clarified
that it
LITERALLY
exists
when i thought it
just
figuratively
exists?
>>7711077
>beautiful brown body
>>7711086
Lot's of slam poets are minorities and women.
Sauce: I'm trying to stop being that kind of faggot
>>7711093
I was just fucking around nigga
>>7711086
a /pol/poster that doesn't understand satire, how surprising.
>>7711026
WHOA MAN
WOMAN
>>7711111
why to waste quints
>>7711101
You don't have to be a /pol/ poster to be a racist.
I can't remember the last time a man
didn't try to take from me
that thing only I can give out
but it makes me want to
shout
out because I am a woman, man
and I'll fuck you up if you ever try to fuck me
without consent, even with consent
get bent
yes is the same thing as no
when I say so,
Brent, and you you should KNOW that when
I come back
I don't want you to come back
to say hi to me at parties
I know you tried to take me
at that last party,
Marty
you leer at me like I'm some kind of fish
or a metaphor that makes me sound like a bitch
But I've got substance
look at my oppression
oh wait you can't
because you're privileged.
Fuck men.
>>7711077
>punctured by supposedly smooth whispers
Why did I enjoy this part?
Also kek
>>7711152
snaps niggerly
>>7711152
not bad
>>7711026
Slam poetry can be good.
White girls and women I general ruin it.
>>7711152
Terrible
>>7711179
but isnt it mostly those people that do it?
>>7711183
I don't think so.
My first exposure were def poets who are mostly black and male
>>7711077
rate my poem fuckheads I worked hard and I get triggered when I don't get attention
thats why I dyed my hair too ~
>>7711211
Aight, I guess my experience was different coming from suburbia
>>7711179
Like literature in general.
Slam poetry sucks. So do the Spin Doctors and Stone Temple Pilots. i don't beleive OJ Simpson and Bill Clinton is a fuckin' jerk. Bill Cosby is a nice guy, Bruce Jenner is a man and Jared from Subway is not a kid toucher!
>>7711264
finally, someone tells the truth
>>7711077
>beautiful brown body
You know what else sucks? Those fucking AOL CDs they always send you! And the fucking Spice Girls! How about this Women's Lib? And hippies! And this Polio vaccine, yeah right, like that's gonna work...Amirite? This guy get it...where you guys from; bridge? or tunnel? Thanks you been a wunnaful audience, I'll be on The Daily Show with Craig Kilborne!
>>7711223
Slam poetry started out as something done exclusively by black men before it was appropriated by women, whites, and everyone else. It was always terrible though.
Give it a shot, come on folks, why should it have to be bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJHquOEChRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGzIzUY16iw
>>7711359
thanks for these anon
The Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost are Biblical fanfiction
