I have to bullshit 12 pages of an essay by tomorrow. its about a horrible topic that I do not ever wish to write about, ever. I do not ever wish to write or be a writer ever, but its too late to refund this piece of shit class so I might as well try to pass.
any tips or advice? plagiarising is not really my goal, and its hardly a topic that could be plagiarised anyway
if you can find some Adderall or Ritalin then your pretty set.
>>7364105
1. Look up a few articles on your topic and copy/paste huge relevant chunks of them into a word document.
2. Edit down the mass block of text until it's the right length for your essay and is a few barely coherent paragraphs written by an idiot.
3. Go through the text line-by-line and replace everything with rewordings and synonyms. Make sure not a single sentence of the essay matches the source text.
4. Add introductions and conclusions to each paragraph.
5. Give your essay a lame and generalized thesis and conclusion like "X is an issue with many contributing and correlating factors."
6. Run your pseudoplagiarized work through Viper Plagiarism Checker (Google) and make edits until you're at 0% plagiarism.
7. Sprinkle a few random citations of related articles you didn't plagiarize.
This is a lot less intimidating and MUCH less work than staring at a blank page and writing an essay from scratcg. Also, you might develop an interest halfway through and actually do the assignment.
You know what would be great? If you could tell us the fucking topic so we can help you.
>>7364350
drug liberalization policy in the united states (specifically psychedelics)
i was high when i picked the topic, sue me
the problem is that i honestly just dont care. I dont care if anyone hears my opinion, and I have no desire whatsoever to convince anyone of it. yet that is the assignment and the prof. wont let me change my topic at this point
>>7364201
mad genius
>>7364105
tell me the topic and i'll write it for you
what time do you need it by?
>>7364355
There's like a billion studies on it so just do basic Google scholar searches and fill up most of your paper with citations.
Why are all you absolute retards coming to 4chan on the day before you have to turn in your stupid project?
>>7364105
12 pages? you get set work by the page? what's the word count minimum?
