How To Write Dialogue
by: Ayn Rand
>Character A walks into a room and greets Character B with a snide remark or playful jab. Character B is sitting, often at a desk.
>Character B then gives Character A a look that is described with four or five "-ly" averbs.
>Character A does/says something bitchy, to which Character B responds with a beat of silence, directly followed by a patronizing comment, usually one ending in "darling".
>Take a moment here to fill a page with exhaustive details on the way Character B holds their head and why they appear as if they could be control after all.
>Suddenly, Character B proves this control with a one word reply. 90% of the time this is a person's name.
>Character B gasps.
>Character A takes up 3 pages explaining their motive and the entire philosophy behind their character. Somewhere in this dialogue there may or may not be a Bible verse.
>Character B becomes angry.
>Character A laughs.
>20-year-old Ayn Rand walks into your room and greets you with a snide remark and playful jab. You are sitting at your desk, as you often are.
>You give Ayn Rand a look that could be described with four or five "-ly" adverbs.
>Ayn Rand is very bitchy, to which you react with stunned silence. Ayn Rand patronizingly asks whether the proverbial cat has your tongue, and calls you "darling."
>Ayn Rand takes a moment to fill your mouth with her tongue, while holding your head. She appears to be in control.
>Suddenly, you prove her control by only managing a one word reply: "Ayn.."
>Ayn grabs your nuts in her bony fist, and you gasp.
>Ayn spends 16 minutes explaining objectivism to you, never releasing your scrotum. She quotes the Bible but you're not sure you understand the reference.
>Ayn becomes angry that you haven't invented anything yet.
>Ayn laughs and forces you to orally service her until you invent something.
>>8122805
>You will never service that sweet russian hoo-ha
Why even live
>>8122805
boner'd
>>8122822
I guess you could say she makes us all a little
Ayn Randy
>>8124114
What the fuck does that even mean
>>8124126
>>8122805
She was pretty ugly even when she was young. Her face looks like a pepe.
>>8124268
not that anon but what I like about her are her hair and her attitude. What kind of sex life do you think she had following her retarded objectivist principles?
>>8124364
I mean, I guess she might've been a good fuck by virtue of potentially acting aggressive in spite of her small stature, like an angry Chihuahua or something, but she'd be pump and dump material at best.
>>8124364
Silly anon.
Objectivists can't get laid. Even lady ones.
>>8122822
Rand never wanted her lovers to 'service' her, she was a woman and wanted to be treated as such. She only desired powerful men who would forcefully take her.
>>8122805
i'm gonna masturbate to this later thank you based anon
>try to start a thread discussing Ayn Rand's writing ability
>Immediately devolves into a bunch of anons debating what kind of fuck she would be
Every time, /lit/.
>>8125242
People who read books also can't get laid
