I'm not reading through that shit, just give me the tl;dr.

>>8104525
>KHV visits an 18 yo escort
>pays her 220 euros but they just talk and hold hands for two hours
>she texts him afterwards and he spergs out thinking she likes him
>he organizes another date and they eat pizza and stuff
>she acts like she wants to kiss him but he spergs out and doesn't react
>they go to the cinema and return to his apartment
>he is still worrying about how he doesn't know if she's charging him for all this
>they try and have es ee ex but he spergs out and throws his condom at the wall
>they try again and he almost throws her panties out of a window

etc.

It goes on like that for 10 threads with him sperging out again and again. He gets a lot of shit for his writing style but I and many others love it because of the detail and observations. He hasn't said where he's from but people are saying France, Ireland, Portugal, Belgium or somewhere else in Europe.

>>8104538
It's not Ireland, he writes like ESL and the country he's in doesn't seem to fit.

No real interest to it.

>>8104514
it's john green ya dip, you seriously couldn't tell?

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>>8104604
>she stops kissing me and rests the back of her head on the ground for a second while guiding my penis inside her
>I feel pretty dumb doing this like when I had to ask my mother to park the car a small number of times after I had passed my test and began to drive

Damn...

>>8104514
k keep me posted