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Where would you like to vacation, gaygen?
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First for jews are master race and goyim are only good as sissy cumdumps
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>>6043301
>Where would you like to vacation, gaygen?
Machu Picchu. They're closing it for 20 years soon for conservation purposes, so if I don't go soon I'll be in my 40s the next opportunity I get (unless I seduce an archaeologist or something). My mate's Peruvian and is all about us going on holiday there, but I doubt I'll have the money anytime soon.
That being said, if I *did* manage to scrape together some money, my friend has invited my to visit him in Lebanon (he's half Lebanese and going to go stay with his father for a year or so after uni) so maybe that.
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>>6043307
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Fourth for life in a northern town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnGK9kaaJts
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Is there any fuuka/archive online that has /lgbt/ threads archived?
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>>6043301
>anywhere isolated from human involvement or development
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>>6043301
Miami, I've read that over 50% of the gay population in Miami is HIV +
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>>6043315
ewww

9th for good taste in music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htl3XWUhUOM
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>>6043320
>gay baiting this hard
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>>6043324
you call that good taste?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKqT-jONTrs
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>>6043310
neo nazi filth please go
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>>6043325
what is gay baiting?
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do those vibrating egg things work good on prostates.
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you fags actually enjoy putting your penis in another man's butt, huh?
I mean guys are hot but that's pretty gross.
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tfw obvious effeminate gay
tfw probably get gay bashed / murdered / raped if i travel anywhere outside of the west + e asia
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>>6043324
>death grips
hello 2011
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I'd like to vacation some nice, chilly, and comfy. Like a small town in BC or north western US.
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>>6043334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YaEEaGI80
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>>6043316
http://deploy.loveisover.me/lgbt/
https://catalog.neet.tv/lgbt/

http://4archive.org/board/lgbt/ is another one, but stopped archiving a few months ago
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>>6043339
you could put on a bee keeper costume and slut up in Dubai

>>6043309
Would not suggest Lebanon right now. I have family in Israel say Lebanon is bad now and very crowded like Jordan with refugees.
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>>6043334
>jewish thinks jewish people are suprior to all over races
>calls me a nazi

You're just a living contradiction aren't you?
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>>6043307
you must have no life

no wonder why you don't have a boyfriend
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are you supposed to pull back your foreskin when you put on a condom?

do you really put a drop of lube in the tip?
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Oh joy. Here comes the aura and there goes the rest of the day.
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>>6043359
it is funny bc i have had men from that part of the world hit on me before
there is a lot of double think when it comes to homosexuality in islamic culture
could probably go to iran and tranny it up burqas look pretty comfy t b h
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>>6043408
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>>6043165
I won't play mindgames. I just want to hear he loves me as much as I love him. These days I feel jealous when I see him being happy even with his sister.

I am a sick person I probably should be single.
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As an in-the-closet homosexual, how do I try and start relations with my friend that bisexual without making things weird if he is not interested?
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>>6043435
get him drunk
blow him
then tomorrow ask for an apology
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>>6043435
get drunk
flirt with him
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>>6043435
>get him drunk
>"you know, I always wondered what penis tastes like"
>???
>profit
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>>6043435
Nobody in their right mind would date someone in the closet, because the emotional baggage that comes with that is too much (you're someone's dirty little secret) and closetfags always cause drama. You can fuck them, though, as long as you make sure to minimise the drama potential, so you might get a fuckbuddy out of this.
Normally what would happen in this situation is that you would preposition your friend in some way like "Hey, you want to fool around some time?" or something like that and if they're like no, you can just be like "Oh, fair enough. Got any single friends you could hook me up with?" and move on and it wouldn't be awkward, but obviously since you're in the closet you've overthought this. Also you're not going to be able to both stay in the closet to your friend and try it on with your friend, so swallow that bitter pill now. Any attempt at going "lol bro I'm straight I was just joking" is not going to work.
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>>6043435
heart to heart talk with him. Mention a hypothentical relationship with him if you two get too old and are still single, etc. if he wasn't a good friend he wouldn't be open to an altimatum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiVt21bp_s
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>>6043400
How old are you? Both optional...
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>>6043461
No, you're not supposed to pull back your foreskin because then it can dislodge the condom during sex
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>>6043423
its not gay if you top and the bottom is effeminate desu. it is common in all middle eastern culture
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How many of you guys growing up had other gay guys in school with you? Did you both know about each other? How did you act around each other?

For me pretty much anyone I ever suspected was gay turned out to be gay, I didn't really come out to everyone. In high school the other gay guy was pretty loud and flamboyant and I'm sure that played a role in why I turned out to be so closeted for so long. But at least I'm cuter than he is
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>>6043478

Only straight friends. Knew 1 gay guy in school. We made out a little but he was a huge queen so no
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>>6043400
Condoms are usually prelubed inside them with spermacide at the tip. Do not put extra lube or else this >>6043462

will happen. Some dumb shit fag who fucked me once put lube on his dick then put a condom on. After he came he pulled out and looked around for the condom but couldn't find it. . I felt something like I had to poop. when I tried the condom came out into the toilet. The condom was inside my ass the whole time.
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>>6043400
I assume you pull the skin back... I wouldn't know, I've never used a condom before.

I need the skin to move to get real pleasure from it but my frenulum is really tight when I get hard sometimes so I have to be careful and use extra lube, which is why I don't like condoms because I don't have finite control
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>>6043497
>I assume you pull the skin back... I wouldn't know, I've never used a condom before.

Why are you giving advice about how to use a condom when you've never used one. Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retard.
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>>6043490
so should i pull the foreskin forward?
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>>6043443
>>6043445
>>6043453
I've tried that. Although I wasn't being too direct, I was making unnecessary amounts of body contact that seemed to unnerve him. Perhaps if I had not been drinking with him I would have been more successful, but that seems morally gray, and that's my plausible deniability.
>>6043454
I mean, it's not like I want to stay in the closet, I just haven't come out yet. But I understand what you mean.
Is it really that normal to ask friends for casual sex? I'm okay with being rejected, but I don't want to make things insurmountably weird.
>Also you're not going to be able to both stay in the closet to your friend and try it on with your friend
Clearly, which is why I would prefer to try and get him to make the jump to homoeroticism.
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>>6043478
>be in mid school school
>there were two popular guys who had tons of girlfriends and would regularly skip classes whatever, one of them even had it going on with my crush (a girl) at the time
>it was the time Twilight was a success, they were absolutely crazy about Twilight, would not shut up about Jacob or Edward
>years later, find out they both came out as gay

I was about 13 at the time and I was already calling it, no straight man likes Twilight, considering that they're gay now, they probably fucked in secret, though they're not friends anymore as far as I know.
They're also both fucking flamers now, really off putting if you ask me
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>>6043478
No other gay guys until high school, but my high school is liberal almost to a fault so there's some awfully loud LGBT shit going on. That said the gay guys tend to be alright, but they're primarily drama students and therefore super fucking cliquey.
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>>6043506
yes just put the condom on around your dick with the skin covering the glans.
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>>6043503

This is an open topic, so he can take my opinion or take any other anons. No need to be a hot head over it.
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>>6043453
It tastes like skin.
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>>6043518
Interestingly enough none of the drama kids at my school turned out to be gay. Either that or they were really closeted. I remember being younger and liking the 'quirky' guys because I felt something was off and I thought they might just be gay, but they were just a little autistic
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>>6043524
I am pretty sure that anon is on her period.
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>>6043532
There is no bigger disappointment than finding out tits/dick taste like skin.
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>>6043478
>How many of you guys growing up had other gay guys in school with you?
I knew about 7 or 8.
One lesbian and one supposed closet case.
Closet guy was the only qt one though.
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Why are all twinks sluts

Why can't one just be my boyfriend and not be a slut all day

:(
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>>6043538

But the best part of sucking dick is when a guy has good Precum.
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>>6043552
They just need to be tamed
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>>6043538
>>6043532
Actually there are sweat and phermones in erotic zones of the bodies such as penis and nipples. You may think this might taste the same to licking someones arm or neck, etc. but it's not the same. They are quite different and for the most part these zones produce enough phermones for efficient arrousal
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>>6043478
I knew a bunch of flamers in hs and regularly made fun of them for being fags.

Two of them were loud obnoxious and constantly talking about dick.

Now they're both trans.

I've pretty much always been in the closet. I've come out to a few friends, but I usually keep to myself. It's really infuriating that so many guys act flamboyant all the time. I know a lot of guys that aren't Queens all day so I know it's not impossible. Is it a genetic thing? Like I can definitely hear the "gay lisp" in my voice when I talk sometimes.

Am I just self loathing?
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>>6043558
That's the precum that has flavor.
>>6043573
But how noticeable is that? I've heard many stories of disappointment at the indifferent taste of tits/dick.
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>>6043552
>>6043570
Just don't be the one to do the taming. Twinks make for good sex, but are pain in the ass relationship-wise.
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>>6043471
tfw born 2000 years too late
t b h tho it was da joos who really popularised sexual morality
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>>6043589
>havins sex with a sack of bones
>good sex
oh i am lauffing
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>>6043558
Precum generally tastes good. I can't tell if cum actually tastes different or if it's just the texture that's offputting. Cum can be pretty musky, but precum is delicious dicksyrup.
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>>6043582
>gay lisp
mathc4mathc is over here >>6011609
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How do I get a twink to choke me out?
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>>6043592
>being a chubby chaser
pls leave, and no you're curves are not beautiful hambeast
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>>6043592
>being a chubby chaser
>playing "find the hole" whilst shoving your dick in random folds
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>>6043582
>Is it a genetic thing?
It's both to lure in other homos and it's to protect themselves from the privilege police.
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>>6043582
You would know if you were self-loathing or not. Do you like yourself as a person? Do you feel like you would be a different person if you were more 'out'?

Self-loathing is the faggiest thing you could do
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>>6043607
oh
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>>6043601
>only two body types are skinny and fat
Oh I am lauffing more
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>>6043633
Careful not to jiggle
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>>6043633
>unironically liking bears
fatty pls leave
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>>6043633
>lauffing
I spot a German speaker
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http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/04/18/mystery-billboard-ads-tell-people-to-imagine-london-without-gays/
>When pushed further, they said it was “part of a campaign for the Tel Aviv Pride Parade 2016”
Jews trying to cover up their shit again with "gay rights"
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Just jerked off to gay lizard porn. Where is the entrance to hell?
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>>6043679
I jerked off to gay furry porn once. I'm already in hell.
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>>6043679
Sometimes I jerk off to the thought of getting raped by giant insects. It's disgusting but so hot. They'd force their eggs in me.
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>>6043694
That's fucked up
What kind of insects?
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>>6043694
10/10 for unique response
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I often look at guys on the bus and think "oh man i would definitely suck his dick".

I wonder how many strangers have looked at me in public and contemplated pumping me full of cum?
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>tfw i just saw how much it will cost per year to attend this university
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>>6043699
Usually when you get into a relationship this feeling/thoughts fade away. Instead you start thinking "I can't wait to get pumped full of cum by my bf after work tonight"
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>>6043696
You know, flies, grasshoppers, roaches
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>>6043711
Oh
I was expecting a sexy insect, like an ant or a wasp or something
I'm not sure if that's good or not
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>>6043720
I guess ants and wasps are okay too, they'd force me to be their "queen" in their nest and make me give them new soldiers
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>like sex
>watch porn without issue
>repulsed by the idea of me actually participating in sex
what do
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>>6043724

yass qweeen
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>>6043699
Best feeling on a bus is when there's a spot open between two beefy dudes and you squeeze your obvious little faggot ass in there

Public transportation is a generally favorable experience until you run into smelly crazy people
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>>6043679
Between another man's cheeks
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>>6043595
Not even. I can hear it in my voice and I know I'm not the only one.
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>>6043524
Anon did snap at you, but if you don't know how to use a condom then pitching in your two cents is not going to be useful.
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>>6043301
I thought that was Ethan from the thumbnail
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>>6043598
Just go on fetlife tbqh
>>6043651
>there are only bears and twinks
>what is pic related
>>6043670
Bahaha, they're trying to be like "Oh Tel Aviv Pride is so good, all the gays will leave London to go to it!" but instead made it sound like they're going to start gassing all the gays.
Also
>All the gays will being going to Israel for Tel Aviv Pride!
>Unless they have stamps in their passport from any of the countries we don't like, because then we'll refuse entry!
>What do you mean there are Palestinian gays in London there are no gay Palestinians which is why we get away with what we do to them because gay rights gay rights ignore the white phosphorous
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>>6043730
I used to be like that
and still kinda am
I basically refused to have sex because I didn't think I'd like it but recently I ended up taking the plunge and enjoyed quite a bit
doesn't hurt to just try it out
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>>6043730
Well, you can go to a sex therapist and talk through your issues, or you get really drunk/high to get over your initial reservations, or you can get an ugly haircut, burn any fashionable clothes you own and start defining yourself as an asexual who likes porn but not sex
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>>6043670
>http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/04/18/mystery-billboard-ads-tell-people-to-imagine-london-without-gays/
>imagine the world without gays
truly a beautiful vision. one day when we kick all lefties out of israel we can finally outlaw homosexuals

>>6043785
>implying muslims are people
nice taqiyya mohammed
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>>6043798
Asexuals just look like a bunch of people that nobody wants to have sex with anyway.
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Just realised I cant think of a single funny female human being.

can we just kill all women ASAP? they're clearly the inferior gender. They lose all strength and intelligence-based sports, have hardly ever achieved anything of note, and are ugly as sin.
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>>6043817
>anti-gay
>from Palestine oops I mean Israel
Why am I not surprised.
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>>6043822

Tina Fey? At least on tv.

Caitlyn Olson is too, and think she writes or comes up with more of Dees responses.
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>cute guy on grindr adds me
>name is Metatron Azathoth

Hmmm
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>>6043822
Humans all male reproducing together sounds heavenly to be quite fucking honest. No need for women when we finally perfect gay reproduction with the "male egg".


http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=119924
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I just punched some drunk in the face for harassing my boyfriend while we were on a date.
He got super excited I "defended his honor", his words, and let me do whatever I wanted in bed, and he kept saying he loved me over and over.
Best night of my life.

Who here good feels?
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>>6043822
Your mum beat you, didn't she
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Are all gay guys completely grossed out by vaginas? I consider myself gay but I don't find them that ugly looking. I'd be down to eat a girl out.

I'd even be down for pegging. Just no penis in vagina, I'm a total bottom.
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>>6043863
bail out before it's too late
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>>6043868
rugby plz go away
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>>6043876
I'm not, I'd even be up for penis in vagina in a mmf threesome. But I could never be in e relationship with a woman.
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>>6043821
I'd toss pic related a bone, and he's David Jay, founder of Asexual Visibility and Education Network
>>6043817
>implying homophobes are people
nice shoah, Ruth
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>>6043884
sorry, anon. not that degenerate
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>>6043876
idk what it is about vaginas
I much rather eat ass over vagina
I don't even mind eating ass but I would never go down on a girl
yet I find plenty of women attractive
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>>6043903
Solution: fuck trans women who like their dicks
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>>6043909
I'd much rather stick with twinks
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>>6043903
solution: fuck a trans woman who likes her dick
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>>6043876
I know I am. I think it's the fact that they either look like an open, (sometimes) not bleeding machete wound or a badly made ham sandwich.
I'm actually interested in hearing what do straight guys find attractive about it, maybe a different perspective would help me understand.
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>>6043933
I've asked my brother in law before and he legit couldn't come up with a single thing that made them appealing
but was grossed out by the idea of rimming
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>>6043868

>>6042578
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>>6043938
Well that's unexpected. And I wouldn't want to rim someone either if they hadn't cleaned first.
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>>6043953
well yeah I'm not about to rim dirty ass
best to do in the shower or right after a shower
it's worth it tho
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>>6043962
>well yeah I'm not about to rim dirty ass
:(
who /scatgen/ here?
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>>6043967
Noone, get that shit outta here
Literally, haha!
No but seriously, don't
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We can admit poppers are degenerate right?
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>>6044017
Only if drinking alcohol is, it's such a non drug
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>>6044017
what do you mean by degenerate though? against societal norms then yeah almost everything is though. Smoking tobacco, smoking weed, doing heroin are all degenerate acts stated by many societies. Morality is subjective
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>>6044047
this
but I've never done poppers personally
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>>6044047
>against societal norms
Just like homosexuality
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>>6043535
I think in part the drama kids are gay in my school because the gay kids go into drama to be around more gays. I tried to do that but it didn't work with my schedule so now I get to just be lonely.
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>>6044017
I want to wean my bf off them. He almost always needs to take a sniff when I duck him, but I never have to for him. To be fair, I have a bigger dick, but in the scene of things it's actually average.
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>>6044069
and extra marital sex, and looking at naughty pictures of ladies on the internet
degenerate just means old church ladies don't like it
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>>6043901
>implying homophobia is real
being afraid of aids plague carriers is normal
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>>6044082
degenerate seems like some /pol/ buzzword that this nazi idiots use.
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>>6044072

Have him practice with toys so he can take bigger things easier
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>>6044082
Degenerate, or entartete was a term that got into popularity after Max Nordau published his book 'Degeneration' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degeneration_%28Nordau%29

Nordau was part of the first zionist congress, the lobby that became the front players in securing a jewish state.

'Degeneration' is a really interesting read.
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>>6043478
Where and when I was in high school, it wasn't okay to be out, but I suspected at least two guys in my class, and had a crush on one of them. Never went anywhere because I was so deep in the closet that I was shitting mothballs, but he was a nice guy, and pretty to boot. I almost came out to him. Wish I had, in retrospect.
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This posting womyn and calling gays degenerates n nazis shit has been boring for months. Change the fucking record already jfc

If you're going to shitpost, at least mix it up a bit and make it interesting. Rabbi has just been doing exactly the same shit for the last year, it's just so fuckin boring.
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>>6044116
At least it's not fredposting or frogposting
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>>6044105
Yeah. Maybe, although he's more of a top. Also I suspect he just enjoys them as well.
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>>6044116
You know what's boring this da evil jooos meme. so this is what the thread deserves for bringing their /pol/ nazi shit here.
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I bet the cunt is typing out something along the lines of Mudslime fat t*rk or w/e

No imagination or originality whatsoever, then again I can say the same for 90% of the fags here.
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>>6043301
>Who here good feels?
>good feels
>good

Where exactly do you think you are?
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>>6044126
freddie has always been here in our hearts
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>>6044130
She's got a crucifix/cross m8. Not very kosher of you.

Also if you don't like it, just ignore it. Just leave this place desu, why the fuck did you come back anyway?

Don't give me an answer like "hurr to cure gays of degeneracy" or any of that bollocks.
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>>6044136
no fun allowed in gaygen
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>>6044144
pretty fun desu. cure a few sodomites of their mental illness. win some good boy points with god
(:
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>>6044142
i miss that aids negro.
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>>6044131
ur continued existence as a fat paedo turk is whats unoriginal
change lele record already
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i'm having crackers with peanut butter for lunch
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>>6044156
God wouldn't want you to look at sexy women on the internet, that's the deadly sin of lust
also I guess you're not Jewish if you call him "God"
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>>6044156
Ok. Feel free to cure the inhabitants of Sodom, whatever that means.
Jews are still evil, especially the haridim ashkenazim plotting with the aristocracy.
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I'd go camping. Not much of a beach person.
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>>6044163
I know where you live. Your house looks shite. Once again assuming you're 5652 based upon retarded writing style.
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>>6044161
What happened to him?
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>>6044136
I'm having some good feels, anon
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>>6044168
>implying god is real name of god
only people that say g-d are secular evil liberal reform """"""""""jews""""""""" and their religion is marxism and not the laws of god
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>>6044177
h@xx0r
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>>6043301
I want to take the time to go visit my mom. It's been too long since I actually spent a good amount of time with her.
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>>6044165
>i'm having crackers with peanut butter for lunch
>happyfrog2.jpg
I don't understand.
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>>6044170
>upholding the laws of god
>evil
yes you have much evil in you that you think good is bad and bad is good. in end days people will think opposite of laws of god. they will think homosexuality is okay.
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>>6044178
freddie turned out to be a black guy pretending to be white, and when anons doxxed him he stopped posting here
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>be annoying as fuck to everyone for millenia
>complain when you apparently get genocided a bit

Oh you silly Jews.
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>>6044189
You know mothers day is coming up, anon. Did you do something nice for your mom?
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>>6044199
I'm not a dersert dweller, so whatever laws you camelfuckers have doesn't really apply to me.
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>>6044190
crackers and peanutbutter are delicious so i am happy

they're really good crackers, too (stoned wheat thins)
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>>6044212
>camelfucker
not a m*dslime
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>>6044204
that's a shame, i used to jerk off to pictures of whoever that twink he pretended to be was
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>>6044210
Mothers day was in February you moron
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>>6044210
Of course, I might be miles away but I've been putting in effort more lately to have her in my life. Hard to give gifts, but eh... do what I can.
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>>6044224
You're all the children of abraham in my eyes, I don't care what differences you call one another.
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>>6044234
>mothers day
>february
not in the greatest country in the world. it may be february in whatever third world shit hole you live in
:^)
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>>6044236
I'm pretty sure just showing up and visiting her will be more than enough gift for your mother, anon. Or you can take her to dinner when you visit her.
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Rabbi-rugby murder suicide when?
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>>6044271
when swede cheats on rugby again and when rabbi fucks a boy.
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>>6044271
>>6042572
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>>6044291
KEK
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>>6044291
This literally doesn't match, even in unflattering low light. Nice try though?
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>>6044291
you leave gatch alone she is stunning and brave
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>>6044302
don't be so buttmad that your mom drank alcohol when she was pregnant with you. It happens all the time. So what if your brain is underdeveloped and your face is fucked up.
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>tfw all I've done this morning is read papers on thermodynamics and bioenergetics
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>>6044338
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>>6044346
wicked burn
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>>6044338
wow le intellekchual
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>tfw epsilon will never read nerdy shit while pounding your bp
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>>6044358

I'm only doing it because I needed something to do in research, some of it I don't even completely understand.
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>>6044250
Yeah, Mothering Sunday is in Feb and that's basically just celebrating in the UK. Everywhere else, including the greatest country in the world and also the USA, celebrate it later.
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>>6044267
It's funny when christians pretend they're gonna fight off the ebil muslim invader when it's partly their own christian fault they're even here to begin with.
>m-muh liberals
"Love thy neighbour" and "turn the other cheek" are christian ideals, not liberal ones.
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>>6044302
Not everyone gets all the traits, but you do appear to have
>flat midface
>smooth philtrum
>thin upper lip
>small eye openings
and I can't see very well but it does look like you've got epicanthal folds as well
maybe your Mum didn't drink as much at the critical points, or maybe you were just more resilient
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>>6044376
>greatest country in the world
>not usa
bruh you disappoint me
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>>6044372
why did you make all your videos private?
>tfw can't fap to epsi anymore
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>>6044302
w/e it is you look fd up
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>>6044406

Kind of lost interest in the whole exhibitionist thing
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>>6044383
>Psalm 137:9
>Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
>>6044397
If there is a greatest country in the world, it's not America. America's good, might even be top ten, but it's not the best.
>obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqcLUqYqrs
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>>6044422
REMOVE THIS.
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>>6044422
>belgium
>germany
>france
>uk
>freedom
Wew lad. You can't even post something on facebook in those countries without getting hauled off to jail for hate speech
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>>6044453
ewh vagina
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Is the guy posting girls attempting to make us straight?

Because its so revolting its making me more gay, as in I'd happily get BLACKED gay.
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>>6044467

Oh no Kingrice is gonna get BLACKED
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>>6044456
what are you some kind of faggot?
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>>6044061
>>6044069
>>6044090
>>6044156
I'm genuinely curious, why are you posting here?
Is this just some shit-tier bait or do you actually believe this shit?
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>>6044047
It's a turn off when I have a guy that thinks I'm really hot but he needs to sniff something to actually get in the mood.

I think you're hot and I can get hard, why do you have to use drugs to be into me?
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>>6044467
It's bait, learn to ignore it
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>>6044477
it's obviously shit tier bait mang,
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>>6044453
In America, you have the freedom to die because there's no socialised healthcare. You have the freedom of getting shot in school. In many states, you have the freedom of getting fired because you're gay.
How about you accept that every country has its flaws and trying to pin a label on "best country" is a dumb thing to do because it hinges on subjective values...
...and you glossed over the main point of that video
>There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement we're the greatest country in the world. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in Math, 22nd in Science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labour force and number 4 in exports. We lead the world in only three categories; number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defence spending - where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies.
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>>6044481
Same reason heroin addicts can't function without their opioid fix. It's great that it's a turn off for you, but it's a turn on for others. Who cares
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>>6044481
He just wants to enjoy the moment more man, I'm assuming this is a general hookup? Because there's no intimacy there he just wants to fuck, so he will get off his but to enjoy it more I suppose.

Speaking of drugs, why is method such an epidemic among the gay community? Or have I been reading too much of the daily mail?

>>6044471
The urge is oddly strong... I'm not sure what's going on. I think I'm turning into a cuck!
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>>6044422
That clip is retarded, everyone else in the room has to wear a dunce cap and forget any facts to refute him.
America is hands down the single greatest nation on the planet. It's been the only super power in existence for nearly three decades. 8 out of 10 of the worlds best schools. 25% of the world's GDP. Unrivaled military supremacy etc.
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>>6044481
If you have to sniff poppers to have sex then that's gross, but if you just like poppers idk what the big deal is
Also it's mostly bottoms who benefit from poppers cause they loosen up your butthole
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>>6044499
Meth* fucking phone I swear down.
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>>6044496
>muh atheism may may
North Korea has one of the highest rates of atheism in the world. Also USA is just that much better at putting criminals behind bars
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>>6044499
>Speaking of drugs, why is method such an epidemic among the gay community?

Week-long meth-fuelled orgies in London.

I don't know why meth is the drug of choice. It's overrated as fuck, the effects are mediocre at best. As for fucking, if you can get it up you still can't cum. Kinda pointless 2bh.
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>>6044502
>8 out of 10 of the worlds best schools.
If you have the money to go to them. And what about the state of American education in general?
>25% of the world's GDP.
How much of the American public sees that money?
>Unrivaled military supremacy
Didn't you guys get beaten by a bunch of Vietnamese farmers, and then try and claim soldiers running away to get into helicopters wasn't a loss?
Even if you accept America has the best military, that's hardly the only relevant metric in deciding what the best country is.
America's a really good place, and if I needed to move countries it'd probably be in the top 5 of countries I'd consider moving to. But it's not the best. How jingoistic must you be to reject the statement "America is a good country, but not the best country"?
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>>6044499
because gay take drugs to forget the fact that they're suffering from homosexuality on a daily basis. It's quite sad to be honest, especially when they could choose to be normal.
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>>6044514
Atheism is a throwaway point in relation to the fact that one of the only things America leads the world in is number of adults that believe angels are real. Religiosity is not a factor in any of those other very valid criticisms.
Americans really can't stand anyone suggesting their country isn't perfect, can they?
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>>6044499
Because it's a sex drug. Makes them horny, degenerate fuck machines.
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>>6044520
>8 out of 10 of the best schools
>if you have the money to go to them
That what makes them THE BEST. Not because just anybody can get into them. That's why world leaders around the world attend Ivy league schools in USA

>How much of the American Public sees that money
ALLL American citizens benefit from defense spending, because defending our country benefits every citizen and when you are the number one country in the world everyone else wants to challenge your superiorty. success breeds jealousy
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>>6044514
North Korea thinks their leaders are gods. Why don't you research things before you type out bullshit you know nothing about.
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>>6044517
I thoroughly recommend this documentary, "Chemsex". It's quite upsetting but very interesting.
(Also there's a bit of schadenfreude at the end where this guy who's all like "I've done the research, and HIV doesn't cause AIDS. It's a big myth. I know you're literally a healthcare worker but I don't want to have a row, but I will send you an email with loads of links if you want" in the epilogue is revealed to have capitulated and gone back on HIV medication because he got ill again)
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>>6044514
Uh no, pretty sure you get executed if you're an atheist in NK.
They believe in Kim Il-Sung, he's their religion.
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>>6044530
>tips fedora
Even Richard "cocksucker" Dawkins regretted pushing atheism so hard. Seems that once you've spent a life time criticizing a tame religion like Christianity you open the flood gates for something else to replace it, in Britains case Islam which is Britains fastest growing religion. Fact is human beings always strive to believe in something higher and more than themselves, religions have existed since as long as humans have been on earth.
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>>6044523
Oh honey, come on now, that was an awful attempt!

Tell me about yourself anon.
>>6044517
Hmm, I guess it goes hand in hand with your orgy point, if you can get it up but can't cum then you could pretty much go on indefinitely.

I can understand sex on most drugs, cannabis, MDMA, alcohol but meth seems way too potent to even enjoy it or know what you're doing.

Still, its pretty bad that its becoming so mainstream and curious that its generally only found in the gay world mainly.
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tfw no qt black bf
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>>6044537
is that supposed to be a nice ass?
that's all the more ass I have and my ass is p small t b h
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>>6044541
He/she/it is baiting. Pay no attention.
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>>6044550
This
>>6044541


Female post has been proven to be a complete moron.
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>>6044554
This feel... I know this feel all too well.
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>>6044520
>If you have the money to go to them
A good education costs money.
>How much of the American public sees that money?
Who deserves to control what amount of money is a pretty subjective metric.
>>6044520
>Didn't you guys get beaten by a bunch of Vietnamese farmers,
No other nation could have won either. Especially without public support or a willingness to commit atrocities.

I wouldn't say that America is the best contry to live in, or even the "best" but I'd still support it being the Greatest. What other contenders are there for Greatest World Power? Maybe China in another five decades?
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>>6044544
Speaking of chemsex, I've finally found a source of mandy that doesn't break my dick for 24 hours. Managed to get a semi on it. I reckon with viagra I could get a boner and then tick fucking on ecstasy off my list.

>>6044553
The comedown from meth is more fun than the high. The anger is amazing.
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>>6044575
Oh ruggers, you're such a druggie~

When did you do meth?
How many times have you done it?
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>>6044537
>That what makes them THE BEST. Not because just anybody can get into them. That's why world leaders around the world attend Ivy league schools in USA
Surely that should be based on intellect rather than money? It's not fair that a smart rich person has more of a chance of going to an Ivy League college than a poor smart person (yeah, I know, scholarships, but outside of scholarships it comes down to money).
14% of American adults can't read and 21% of American adults can't read above a fifth grade level. You might have some good private institutions, but the state of education in your country is lacking.
>ALLL American citizens benefit from defense spending, because defending our country benefits every citizen and when you are the number one country in the world everyone else wants to challenge your superiorty. success breeds jealousy
How exactly are you defending America? Most recent military actions have been Americans interfering in other countries - yeah, some terrorists attacked you, but killing a bunch of Iraqis at a wedding is hardly helping that situation.
Couldn't some of that defence budget go elsewhere? Over 15% of American citizens live below the poverty line, and 37% of households with a head-of-the-family below 30 are in poverty.
Nobody is saying that America is shit, we're just saying that America is THE BEST. It's not. No country is the best, really, as every country has its flaws
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>>6044541
>atheism continues to be the official position of the government of China, North Korea and Cuba
checkmate atheists
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>>6044590
>typing out a huge long rational argument in response to a baitful troll

dude, c'mon you're wasting your time.
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>>6044585
Tried it twice back in January this year just to see how it is. I prefer speed over meth, managed to OD on amph and was ecstatic. I'm incredibly resistant to all stims so to finally get some negative side effects was a great achievement.
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>>6044575
Kek, whatever you say m8. The come down is bad.
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>>6044574
>Maybe China in another five decades?
I take that back. 2014 estimates but China's GDP exceeding the US's by 2021. They could be a major contender for Greatest a lot sooner then fifty years.
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>>6044602
No wonder your father is embarrassed by you.
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>>6044574
>A good education costs money.
It doesn't have to. In that situation all you are doing is making it so rich people have a better education than poor people, regardless of potential ability. Kinda perpetuating the poverty trap a bit.
>Who deserves to control what amount of money is a pretty subjective metric.
It is a subjective metric, which is why discussing this sort of thing doesn't get very far. I think people struggling to survive in poverty while rich people swill champagne on private jets is bad, whereas you don't.
>I wouldn't say that America is the best contry to live in, or even the "best" but I'd still support it being the Greatest. What other contenders are there for Greatest World Power? Maybe China in another five decades?
If you're using "greatest" to mean "has most military power", then that's fair. However that is not typically how people tend to mean that. Greatest country usually means "the best country". The sense you're suggesting is usually associated with "mightiest" rather than "greatest".
>>6044590
*isn't THE BEST. >inb4 you take this as proof that we all secretly think America is the best.
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>>6044590
>14% of American adults can't read
>[citation needed]
Only countries in africa have illiteracy rates that high

>It's not fair that a smart rich person has more of a chance of going to an Ivy League college than a poor smart person
Welcome to being an adult LIFE is not fair. Also look at Sonia Sotomayor she was a poor latina living below poverty but because she was smart she got a scholarship to go to an ivy league school and eventually became supreme court judge. The fact is there are plenty of opportunities in this country for people to go to those best schools if you have the intelligence. Doesn't matter if you can't afford the tuition.
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>>6044575
>Speaking of chemsex, I've finally found a source of mandy that doesn't break my dick for 24 hours. Managed to get a semi on it. I reckon with viagra I could get a boner and then tick fucking on ecstasy off my list.
Oh, good times! I don't really do drugs any more, but orgasms on MDMA are ~out of this world~
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>>6044618
He's completely terrified of me now. It's hilarious.
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>>6044602
Shit man, don't off yourself ODing on them.

Wait, so what drugs have you done, in a list? Seems like you've experimented with nearly all of them by now.
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>>6044632
>tfw baba will never poz you up with his toxic load
;-; w-why even live
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>>6044643
>telling rugby to be careful with drugs
>preventing rugby from ODing
Its like you want him to keep shitposting and ruining gaygen
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>>6044639
Rather be a faggot than straight and dumb as a rock like you. :^)
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>>6044622
>[citation needed]
How's the US Department of Education and the National Institute of Literacy?
http://www.statisticbrain.com/number-of-american-adults-who-cant-read/
>Welcome to being an adult LIFE is not fair.
No, but it could be fairer. Higher taxation, especially on the rich, could fund better education programmes. An increased minimum wage could reduce poverty, reducing the amount of jobs and hours the poorest people have to work, freeing them up to feed their children nutritious meals and help them with homework. etc etc
The system can be tweaked to help the poorest. You can argue that such a tweak wouldn't be fair on the rich people, but if they loose out on buying another mansion so that millions of poor Americans have a better shot in life, that seems like a reasonable trade off. You may disagree, but that's because we hold different values.
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>>6044632
MDMA just makes my dick tiny, like ridiculously tiny, me and all my friends just spent the night laughing at our cocks.

Really quite interesting how it effects the hypothalamus, the shivers are awful but the tiny penis is brilliantly funny.

Can't say I'd do it again now though, not unless a guy wanted to have sex on it I suppose, I'd very much like to experience and orgasm in that.
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>>6044660

How tiny is tiny?
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>>6044643
Before any dicks say, no this is not bragging.

Weed, LSD, MDMA, 2cb, 2ce, speed, meth, ketamine, crack, codeine, NOS, DXM, cocaine, diazepam, shrooms (not enough to trip though), some opiate painkiller I had to shove up my ass when I had kidneystones which was 10/10

Might have left a few out but those are all that I remember from the top of my head.

>>6044632
I thought it would have been impossible to cum on MDMA due to its relation to meth. Good to know.
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>>6044675
Probably something like an inch long or less. Its really quite astonishing, you'd think it would pop inside you any second.

To be fair my dick is pretty small on a flop anyway, but even so it went exceptionally smaller still.

>>6044649
Rugby doesn't post nearly as often as he used to and its really pretty tame here now. It was more fun when he pissed everyone off. He has become jaded~
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>>6044619
>It doesn't have to.
It does have to. It's just a question of who is paying for it.
>In that situation all you are doing is making it so rich people have a better education than poor people, regardless of potential ability. Kinda perpetuating the poverty trap a bit.
I will admit that it's incredibly difficult for people from poor backgrounds to make it into the worlds best schools. But if you manage to get accepted, you can find someone to finance your education.
>The sense you're suggesting is usually associated with "mightiest" rather than "greatest".
Good point. But when I think of Great, I tend to think in terms of "Great and Terrible".
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>>6044695
post dick
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>too much of a straight laced loser to ever do any hard drugs

Meh, I'm fine with tobacco.

Guess if a BF could be there to help me id consider it.
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>>6044660
Shivers? I can't say I've ever really had those. Maybe you got MDA instead.
>>6044683
It's difficult, because it stimulates the sympathetic nervous system, which in turn directly inhibits the parasympathetic nervous system that most of the relevant bloke bits are tied to. A lot depends on the doses, relative purity and how long it's been since you've come up.
Never tried crack, was always wary of it. What's it like? Also
>DXM
my man, it's not often I see other people who've tried that stuff.
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you faggots get in the tinychat com/notgaygen
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>>6044683
Damn, you are a true degenerate :3

Are you still looking try even more things?
Also, do you do it just to know what the effects are like? That's what I was doing when I was trying new things out, I'd read up an awful lot on them beforehand to know what I was getting into, drugs are really quite interesting as a subject.
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>>6044711
>>6044695

I second this, post tiny MDMA dick
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