Is it ever worth it to confess to your straight friend?
I've been crushing hard on my friend and I've felt the urge to just confess to him to get it off my chest. I don't know what it would accomplish but I just want to get it out in the open and try to move on from there, but IDK if that would actually do anything or help at all.
are you kidding me..
If you don't mind losing a friend? Sure
Mind losing him as friend? NO
Even though you would risk making it a bit awkward I don't agree with the posters above saying you'd lose a friend. Does your friend already know you're interested in men? And are they accepting of that? If they have no problem with it I don't think you will lose a friend because either (1) they aren't into you and you move on in order to maintain friends or (2) the feelings are returned and all is good.
How long have you liked them OP?
I am very much on the stance that you should tell him just because (I might be assuming) but it can be super overwhelming and stressfull to keep feelings bottled up. I had, and still have, a crush on someone and that has been going on for 7 years and I regret it every day that I didn't say something sooner.
Sorry if I started rambling but let us know OP what you decide and how it goes, I'm rooting for you!!
>>5966841
Well baby. If you look like saika it would probably work. Get him high on mdma. That might work, I ought to know.
>>5966841
Get him wasted and if you look qt he will fuck you.
>>5966841
Expect to lose your friend.
Been there done that.
No
>>5966841
Aight, see here son. I've got some straightvice comming up. Your straight friend is about to drop some wisdom on this shit. Now, what do you want to get out of this man? Are you willing to give up your pride and actually let someone put their thang in your ass? Think about it for a second...
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Dude, if you let another boy put his peepee in your poopoo you're the girl in the relationship. And if you're dealing with a straight guy you better be ready to girl things up a bit. You better be as smooth as a ice cap. You better be a pretty damn accurate portrayal of 3d Saika Totsuka son.
Whatever you do, don't play fair, you'll look like one big hippocritt. You're in the seduction business now son!
1. Make em feel sorry for you
So you don't tell him you have a crush on him. He is your "friend". And you're having a hard time. You've reached the breaking point, you're so poor, you're so insecure, and you trust him and tell him you're gay and don't know what to do. You cry your fucking eyes out, you better make that some shakespear shit!
2. Make him lift heavy feels
You put the responsability on him as your friend. You make yourself seem real vulnerable. Very human!
3. Drug him the fuck out
MDMA laced with viagra, or something similar. Something to get his engine up and running. And lots of alchohol too. See, you want to be his drunken mistake that makes him question his sexuality.
4. Nurture his sexual insecurity
Don't push him, just nurture whats allready there man. Recommend him posting on r9k.
5. Transition
Freeze down your semen, become a futa and live happily ever after. Also, pin it on him. It's his fault for making you love him that much.
>>5966841
Unless you're a hot trap, no chance.
>>5968387
kek
>>5969570
>Very human!
Thanks, Donald.
>>5969723
Whats the amount of femboys-to-passable traps that fuck their lonely friend?
>>5969734
Daddy is looking out for you Anon
“Peace is a day-to-day problem, the product of a multitude of events and judgments. Peace is not an ‘is’, it is a ‘becoming’.” - Haile Selassie I
>>5969760
Duuude that's like seriously a lot. Man that is some kinky ass shit though. But get me drunk and be convincing, I'll do it.
I confessed to my straight best friend I'd known almost my entire life.
We got super drunk back at my place one night. Usually we do a lot of drinking, just the two of us.
He didn't take it well. He tried to play it off, but it clearly upset him and creeped him out. In the morning he pretended he forgot, but it was clear he didn't. It was super awkward for a while.
Couple weeks went past and everything was pretty much back to normal. He invited himself over to drink like always. I kinda forced myself on him when he got hammered.
He beat the shit out of me in the morning. Literally. That was about a year ago. We still drink together, despite all that. Though every now and again, he'll let me fool around with him, then he'll go back to pretending nothing happened.
Honestly, I'd just say forget it OP. It's just not worth it. There's no such thing as "turning a straight guy".
>There's no such thing as "turning a straight guy".
Think of it like this. Back in the days of ancient rome when the warrior comes home after slaughtering hundreds of men on the battlefield, he can have whatever he wants. He looks around, and he starts thinking you know. He is the champion of the people, the protector of the pride, the alpha. And he goes: I'll be fucking so much pussy, it's actually worthless to me now. So he gets creative and he says "Gimme some of that sodomi action, gimme one of them smoooooth boys. And the emperor is all like "Wooah, you sure?" And the soldier bites his lip "Yeah, I'm dandy!". So he gets into his bathouse you know, and there is this young twink sitting there in all white roman clothing. He takes of his armor and walks naked into the water, blood of a thousand persian soldiers wash off. His cock is just this huge agressive purple mess of veins and tight skin, way to tight, and coconutshaped giant blueballs. And he goes over to his price, spreads his legs open. And you see the fire in his eyes, you just know this guy is gonne tear this boy up in ways only a man who has seen war can. And then, as he just gets packed with a stool of meat far up his poop-shoote, the dick shrivels up to the size of a raisin, in respect and awe of such raw untamed ferrel high-t masculinity!
Oh LGBT you cards
>>5969891
>ywn be the emperor's catamite
>>5966841
He's straight. Even if he's understanding you'll still creep him out. He'll feel uncomfortable near you if he politely declines and is still your friend. Do yourself a favor and don't put him in that situation, it'll only harm both of you.
And if you feel obligated to tell him about your feelings. Fucking don't. You know what straight people are called when they make brash decisions when it comes to sexuality? Parents.
>>5969570
time to tone down on the doujins anon
>>5969570
Please dispense more tips for this sort of thing. Assume that the two hypothetical people are old friends and have smoked a lot of pot. Assume also that the seducer takes estrogen and the other boy knows this. T-this is just research for a friend though.
>>5970546
It aint' rocket science, what more do you need?
Pin it on him, you're taking mones and need support. This is such a difficult time.
>>5973755
I told you t-this is for a friend, not me. What if the other boy is worried about it being gay because of the femboy's penis? How do you move him past that?
It's not worth it. This will just make shit awkward. If you wanna stay friends then deal with it internally and keep your mouth shut.
>>5974966
You've gotta use leverage, find out whatever that is. Does he like being held, does he like to spoon, if the two were climbing a mountain and the person stretched out his hand would he grab it? If he had some drink and the other one was thirsty, would he pass the bottle. If you can't sex take the closest thing that is acceptable and work up leverage. Find some shrooms in the forest and get drugged togehter. Intimacy is more than just sex, get the other intimacy first, then sex won't be such a big of a deal, because you've allready been all the other places and it went fine. This is one of those cases where focusing on what you want hurts you and focusing on everything else helps you.
