I'm tired of women. They're mean, they're spiteful, they're don't act cute and girly or anything like my animes and they're all sociopaths.
I want to turn myself into a person that can enjoy the male body and gay sex. I've been browsing 4chan for almost a decade now, I'm attracted to the cute animeposting shy type of gay nerd that there must be millions of, I want to date one and take care of him and cuddle in bed and love him and feel loved as well.
I'm tired of women I don't want to see another woman ever I want to be completely done with them.
There must be something you guys would know on how to turn myself into a flaming faggot.
I just want to have a meaningful relationship, I want to love someone and have to deal with some reptilian snake of a woman. I want to be happy I don't want to be sad anymore, I want someone that cares about me for more than just what my monthly paycheck is.
Get on HRT, it makes you like guys. Lots of side effects though but that's the only way.
>>5962118
I don't want to be the bottom, I want to take care of someone cute, I want to love, caress them, and feel their love and submission to me.
To hold hands, kiss, frolic in flowers with, giggle as we cuddle...
Girls don't want to do those things. Its crazy and I wanted to deny it, but every woman I've dated is like the r9k stereotype. They want to get drunk and party and go to nightclubs and do duckfaces and facebook. what the FUCK, man....
Where are the cute loveable people? Where is the kindess and calm nurturing alternate of a man?
>>5962164
Im all of those things. Im effectively a woman in a mans body (no, not trans)
The problem is, you are most likely not attracted to men and yoy never will be so you're on the path to confusion and heartbreak no matter how sweet and kind your bf is.
>>5962185
I've before found some young and feminine looking guys endearing, and I do like traps, but I've never been into something manlier like twinks.
I really no longer care about the label. If a girl were feminine, I would take a really ugly girl, just because of it. The only thing that worries me about me is I think they don't smell as good as women.
>>5962185
You sound perfect and I'm gay. Hmu homie if u in this thread.
>>5962213
fuck off, he offered himself to me first.
>>5962258
I'm in the southeast USA.
I just want to love and protect cuteness.
I want to find the damsel in distress...
Someone that will accept that I cry and also find that as endearing. Where we will both be joyful to just be existing next to each other. Safe mentally or physically. Someone to give me purpose, a life partner to give me the human release that I was born to receive, and I could do the same for them.
It seems unreachable and untouchable, and seeing as how just something so basic as love is overshadowed by promiscuity and crass behavior, make my dreams feel like an impossible ideal, something untouchable and unreacheable. A total fantasy, I might as well be asking for a girlfriend with kitty ears and a cat tail.
>>5962340
>I'm in the southeast USA.
>I just want to love and protect cuteness.
>I want to find the damsel in distress...
>Someone that will accept that I cry and also find that as endearing. Where we will both be joyful to just be existing next to each other. Safe mentally or physically. Someone to give me purpose, a life partner to give me the human release that I was born to receive, and I could do the same for them.
>It seems unreachable and untouchable, and seeing as how just something so basic as love is overshadowed by promiscuity and crass behavior, make my dreams feel like an impossible ideal, something untouchable and unreacheable. A total fantasy, I might as well be asking for a girlfriend with kitty ears and a cat tail.
Jesus Christ this is almost exactly like something I wrote not too long ago
>seeing as how just something so basic as love is overshadowed by promiscuity and crass behavior, make my dreams feel like an impossible ideal, something untouchable and unreacheable. A total fantasy
Almost verbatim my fucking internal dialogue. Spoiler: I also live in the Southeast.
I fell hard for a guy who was cute as a button over a month ago. We'll never be together for a lot of reasons, but confessing made me totally realize that men embody all the traits I want to have in a mate. Never admired a woman, I've always admired, respected, adored men.
It motivated me to look, and wow I was surprised how much more straightforward the uhh..."male dating process" is, lol. I'm not looking for a hookup, I'm looking for the same things you talked about. Romance, affection, sensuality. Yeah I've been on 4chan a long time, fapped to cocks and everything in between. Sexually, I am attracted to more twinky men. But as cringeworthy as it sounds, what really matters is I'm homo-romantic. More than the sex, I just want intimacy with another guy I can commiserate with.
>>5962397
> and will tenderly dom me in bed I guess
I don't think you're going to find many men into girly, cutesy, romantic shit who like to dom. They're usually the ones into being dommed
>>5962592
I'm game for both. I'm a girly guy in mood but not necessarily in looks - kinda fat, 5'11, not much body hair but the weight is an issue.
>>5962592
>I don't think you're going to find many men into girly, cutesy, romantic shit who like to dom.
I fit that bill though I 'm not into SM at all
>>5962083
Female privilege not so fun now?
>>5962606
Domming is by the very word sado masochism, there's no way around it. If you don't like SM you like being assertive, which is a whole different thing.
>>5963261
not at all
Most relationship have more dominant and more submissive partner
It doesn't have to be SM or even sex related, it's just the way relationship/personality dynamics work
>>5963266
Not unless you take your view of relationships from porn.
If you like inflicting pain and or humiliation on your partner and call yourself dom, that is SM.
>>5962083
>I want someone that cares about me for more than just what my monthly paycheck is.
I think you'll find that most girly submissive guys are only in it for the money as well.
Just get a cat and a fleshlight.
>>5965687
They're also bigger sluts than your average woman because the faggot community doesn't have a stigma about it.
Best option is to stick to women. Maybe find a heavier girl with crippling low self-esteem and take her to the gym with you. Just don't knock her up or she's going to become a whale again
>>5962083
If you want to try just find a cute twink and ask him out to coffee.
With any luck you'll soon find out it you can go through with the whole gay thing.
>>5966955
I tried to do this a while ago. I went on some dating site and I found someone in my same town. He was a cute guy, very girly and so on. He also went to 4chan actually and made it obvious on his profile.
I asked him if he browsed some board that I also browsed, but he said no and then I got nervous and I didn't know how to talk beyond that because I was too shy so I didn't reply anymore.
I ended up seeing him one day in person, he was buying Virginia slims.
>>5962083
Go to exhentai and follow these tags chronologially when you feel confortable.
Short hair>Tomboys>Shota Traps>Traps>Yaoi Rape>Vanilla Yaoi
There you go OP.
>>5968324
>Yaoi Rape
Literally the only porn I jack off to, and I self-insert as the rapee every time yet I'm still not into dudes
3DPD
Lurk /gaygen/ or /femgen/ and watch all your illusions about how dating a gay man would involve less spite or drama shatter into a thousand pieces, Anon.
>>5962083
Date men and watch more gay porn ya silly cunt. Sooner or later you'll only be attracted to guys. Is it really that hard man?
>>5968324
I´ve already fapped to traps a lot, but its not the same when its anime..
http://exhentai.org/g/917805/ef10da09b4/?p=2
Take this for instance, I would fuck the trap even without the makeup.
>>5968659
Where can I meet homos and have it be secret? I want it to look like I'm just hanging out with a friend, not having a gay date...
Same here but i always had a huge cock fetish so for me the transition would probably be easier
I love everything about the female body and find male bodies repulsive but holy shit a nice looking cock gets me so hard
I have never acted on it though so i am just talk
>>5962164
>i-i-it's ALL WOMEN'S FAULT, guys
>now excuse me while I go back to the bar, maybe if I stick around long enough a q-q-q-uality woman will approach me
where's that gif from quantum leap about waking up the body of a retard when i need it
>>5974882
This. OP you are saying your interactions consist of literally only that type of behavior? Go to a fucking library, post on local dating websites and talk to the girls that say they're into video games or books or hiking and making music and shit. Hell, I'd say girls who are out getting smashed and making duck faces are few and far between on dating sites cuz they're out partying meeting guys anyhow. But instead your solution is to try to make yourself gay. Yeah you might be too retarded to help.
>>5962185
>nightclubs
>duckface
You are hanging around and chasing after one particular type of woman. If you really believe that they all must be like that, than you won't make it very far as a gay guy either.
Also, is political gay becoming a thing? Like how straight misandrist women become "lesbians".
>>5975015
MMM. Preach. This is what I wanted to say but couldn't find the words for yesterday.
You're gonna end up with faggy twinky queens who just want to get hopped up on every drug before they finally turn 25 and kill themselves.
Then you're gonna look for masc guys and end up with violent abusive alcoholic bears who won't open up to you.
The issue is that you're going for a certain appearance even though personality is WAY more important to you.
Instead of just swiping right on all the hottest stacies, try including stuff about your favorite books and animes, offer to take girls out on dates - do things that your ideal girl (or boy!) would want to do with you.
My brother ended up with an amazing GF simply because he listed that he was an introvert on his Tinder.
>tfw no sweet boy to welcome me home from work everyday
>>5962083
>they're don't act cute and girly or anything like my animes
Stop being a pussy. Take a break from that shit and enter the real world.
>>5976688
the real world sucks, why would anyone want to live there
baka senpai
>>5976500
>tfw I will never welcome my bf home from work with a big hug and kiss, take off his jacket, sit him on the couch and pour him a nice drink before going back to the kitchen to make dinner
>>5962083
You are certainly a massive faggot, but I don't know if you are all that gay unfortunately.
>>5975140
This anon is too much of an autist to understand any explanation of proper social interaction.
I suggest /r9k/-kun wait for Oculus Rift anime waifus and content himself with Japanese RealDolls in the meantime.
>>5962083
well lad, are you repulsed or..? maybe you should look harder for a girl. or however find a dude to date, it's like trying to like something someone poured their heart into to cook you and you eat it anyways, just force yourself unless you know it's just not you
just jerk off to gay porn
>>5962083
Where in the South East are you anon? I could maybe be these things for you
