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>>5974436
first for soul crushing depression
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Does anyone have any experience with ultra-straight faced guys?
I don't really know how to explain it, but there is this guy. He's the little brother of a close friend of my family. I've known him for a while, but I still don't really know how to deal with him. I've had a crush on him for ages. He's a cop, but he's pretty much the cliche boy scout kinda guy, you know?
He doesn't talk much, but when ever he does, he rarely shows any kind of emotion, is always super serious and is always super honest, even if it means hurting someone.

I don't exactly want to confess straight up. I mean, I do, but not yet. So I figured I'd just try and get closer to him for now.

What do?

If it makes a difference, he's pretty much how you'd expect in physical looks. Tall, built, fit, shaved head, shadow
While I'm pretty much cliche twink. 5'6'', medium length hair, skinny, absolutely no body hair.
I also have no idea if he's straight or not. I've never seen him date a woman, and he doesn't talk about romance. And I don't want to bring it up because he knows I'm gay and he'll probably ask me if I'm hitting on him (he's done it before, he seriously will say anything that comes straight to his head)
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>>5974493
Please don't post that, anon.
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im gonna shave my head.
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>>5974142
Yeah, Muscles isn't to everyone's taste, but I like them! The first time I heard Sweaty I was kind of like "What the heck is this?" but now I really love it.

>just think like it's your job to show him what a happy/healthy relationship (sexual and otherwise) looks like.
I guess that's a good way to look at it? I was just so in awe of the fact that he was letting me kiss him and touch him and stuff so maybe he wasn't used to that.

Arrgh I hope I didn't make him uncomfortable.

>>5974524
That sounds really tricky, anon! But if he's brutally honest, then he'll appreciate you being honest in return. Just ask him. Why did he ask if you were hitting on him before?
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>>5974524

And does your close friend know? Stalk his Facebook or other social media.

If not, just talk to him, bond, see if there is something, and then ask.
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>>5974524
I'd say try to get to know him better. If you two are alone together, does he act differently than normal?
You'll need to gather some more information. Try to be subtle when you ask questions so he doesn't know directly what you're asking.
Example: Instead of 'Do you have a gf anon' you can just ask how him if there are any pretty women on the police corps. From there on you could even ask if there are any cute guys. If he looks weird, just say you're just asking for yourself.

Idk anon, you'll have to figure this guy out on your own.
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>tfw no neurotypical bf
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So... I'm not sure what I'm doing with that guy who's cheating on his bf with me.

He sent me nudes yesterday and talked to me the whole time he was in the shower.

While I'm more attractive than his boyfriend and apparently way more emotionally engaging, his boyfriend makes like way more than I do.

Money always beats emotions, you don't downgrade from that...
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>>5974562
DONT DO IT ANON

Shave the sides and fade it up
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>>5974682
nah that's stereotypical brit boy haircut and I've had it for 7+ years
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>>5974676
You fucking whore
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>>5974686

I know, I don't feel any guilt though.

We're playing Bloodborne together tonight to get ready for Dark Souls 3, and spent a little while talking about how much we love Binding of Isaac.

I don't know how I feel
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>>5974698
Its a doggy dog world, so you should feel great you've found someone.
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>>5974617
>Just ask him
I'd rather not. At least not yet.

>Why did he ask if you were hitting on him before?
Back in High School, it was shortly after he found out I was gay. I asked for his number. I already knew his home number since his sister, but I wanted his personal number too. He asked me after I asked him.
I panicked and obviously lied. He just shrugged it off and gave me his number. He doesn't have a lot of friends because not a lot of people can tolerate his honesty and nonchalant attitude, so I'm pretty sure even to this day I'm still one of the only people outside of his family that is on his contact list.

>>5974669
That I'm gay? Yeah. He found out before I came out back in High School. I wasn't exactly the most masculine kid, so I kinda stood out. He asked me if I was gay.

>>5974670
That's what I've been trying. After High School, we have pretty different social circles though so it's difficult. I'm in University. He went straight into Police Academy.
>does he act differently from normal?
No. He's the same no matter who he is with. I've even seen him talking to criminals, exact same. That's the reason I'm having trouble. Like I said, he's pretty much nonchalant about everything.
>Do you have a gf
I already know he doesn't, and he knows I know.
>I'm asking for myself
>You're gay.
>Then what about cute guys
>The people I work with are older men with wives.
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>>5974702

I want to, but the past few chances imploded so I'm sort of impatient. Either he breaks it off soon and we can try, or he stays and we remain friends with no funny business. I can't do this weird in between dance.
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>>5974715

Then just ask him if he wants to go out for drinks or coffee or dinner. Don't ask the gay question, just ask for a date.
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>>5974715
>The people I work with are older men with wives.
>implying
;););)
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>>5974715
>>5974524
>anon wants to date autistic commando
kek
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>>5974685
so you're going to go for a chav cut?
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>>5974764
yes bruv
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all I want to do is jack off all day
fuck everything else
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>>5974728

Fuck, that's probably the easiest and best option of all.

Tbh, he doesn't seem to be an ideal/nice bf, but that's just my opinion of what you wrote about him.
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Got sick after I came home.
Starting to think swede gave me a std.
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>>5974764
>Implying the best male haircut is chav
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>>5974783
Ahahahahahaha
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>>5974783
Probably
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>>5974728
That's probably the best option. I'll attempt to play it off best I can.
See where it goes after that I guess.
Pretty much all I got left at this point.

>>5974738
I don't get it?

>>5974758
>>5974779
He's really quite a good person. Like boy scout tier walking old ladies across roads or going out of his way to buy homeless people food.
He's mostly just clueless to anything emotional and rather quiet.
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>>5974783
It's aids rip
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>>5974786
i reckon it's coming back in desu
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>>5974783
probably did since he is a whore. you shouldnt stick your dick in whores.
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am i even real
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Any advice for getting tested for the first time?
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>>5974851
go to the std clinic and ask for a test.

what the fuck kind of answer do you expect
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>>5974851
It's not a big deal. They'll ask odd questions but it's whatever.
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>>5974861
Go back to Tumblr, cunt.
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>>5974861
>I'm 21, married
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>>5974617
>I was just so in awe of the fact that he was letting me kiss him and touch him and stuff

so pure you really are a cinnamon roll. but your right he probs wasn't used to it

>and stuff

tell me more

>>5974817
he sounds hot.
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>>5974817

Yeah, just ask him out and phrase your responses to how he reacts. If he seems a little taken back, make it platonic.
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>>5974878
>he sounds hot
He's got a great body 'cos he works out a lot. His face, while I like it, most people on here would probably just say he looks like an average guy.
I know back in high school he got confessed to a few times though. (Can't really rely on this for my previous problems though because he turned them down)
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>>5974859
What kind of questions? Sorry I'm a really anxious person and I like to be prepared so I don't make an ass out of myself
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>>5974817
older married men with wives are sxc
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>>5974924
My doctor asked me only one question "Did you have any unprotected sex?" and from there on it depends on yourself how much u want to tell I think.
If you're unsure what would be considered unsafe, you can always just ask, or describe what you did.
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>>5974947
I haven't had any unprotected sex but I've been with around 7 guys so I think it's time to get tested. I've only ever let a guy cum in me once during oral but that's it
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>>5974896
Now that I think about it, this might be the best plan of action reply might be the best plan of action for you: >>5974891. If he's not interested, that'll suck, but sort of going "Oh well too bad." (at least to his face) will make things a lot less awkward!

>>5974878
Thanks? Ha ha!

>tell me more
It was just oral and some frotting--normal stuff. He got a little embarrassed at one point because I was watching him. But where else am I supposed to look? He's so cute I can't help it.
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>>5974783
He probably did LOL

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=qrnfd1%3E&s=9#.VwKFlfkrKUk
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oldest / youngest you'd date, go!
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>>5974989
Anon, give me the source on that picture. And the link you posted.

>>5975002
I'm 24, so 16-30. I'd date older, but only when I actually age. I prefer to date in my age range
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>>5975002
12-18
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>>5975009
>source

Just pay swede some money and he will gladly give you some OC.
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>>5974959
That's already riskful. Chances are low but still possible. It's good to get tested once in a while, even while using a condom.
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>>5975002
Date 20-25ish
Fuck 16-30ish
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>>5974974
>>5974891
Yeah, I guess. It's just going to be a little difficult is all. I don't really want to "tip" my hand yet, and while he's kinda clueless on emotional things, he's still rather intelligent. If I ask the wrong question, he'll ask me if I'm coming onto him straight up.
Maybe it's for the best though. Gotta find out if I have a chance or not.
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>>5974698
>tfw bf plays those games lately
>tfw asks "you've had threesomes before, right?"

ohdeargod.jpg
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>>5975061

He hasn't asked me to consider a threesome, thank gawd.

I would never.

Where do you live anon?
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>>5974924
Mine doctor asked me if I had unprotected sex and where. So pretty much they took samples from my cock, my butt, and my mouth. I came back clean.
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>>5974924
do you do chemsex is one im always asked.
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>>5974817
Anon, are you trying to date naked snake?
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>>5975074
TX
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>>5975090

Oh, I used to live in Texas. Britbong now. What part?
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>>5975107
Dallas
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>>5974783
That's pretty mean of you to say about your bf.
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>>5975085
KEK

I guess so.
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>>5975125

Yeah, I was in austin.

Got worried a sec...
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is buying my friend a collection of jokes wigs an amazing birthday present?
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>>5975137

Does he want to be a clown?
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>>5975143
who doesnt?
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>>5975150

Somebody who's dad got murdered by a mad clown

But then again he might have a clown fetish
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How would you handle your super in the closet best friend, /gaygen/?

Few details;
>best friend ever since I can remember, literally grew up together, pretty much a brother to me
>/pol/ tier vocal hate gays speech anytime he sees anything remotely gay
>knows I'm gay, but doesn't care, when I asked him why he doesn't hate me he says, "you're different"
>I'm super attracted to him, and he's top tier qt. would literally be a 10/10 in those femboy threads
>we've experimented a few times in the past
>anytime we get drunk, he lets me fuck him, though he avoids anything about that kind of conversation if I try bring it up, though never lets me do anything when he isn't drunk
>he's never been with a woman
>we both go to the same uni, and his looks get him a few confessions every month, he always declines
>we currently live together
Seriously.
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>>5975002
Oldest I'd go all the way up to like 60 as long as there wasn't expectation of fucking. A nice evening, a little attention, and some cool conversation - I value that a lot. But if it was a date where sex was implied...while it does depend on the person, and there have been some stunning 40 year olds I've personally met, I'd probably stay below 30 for actual dating.

Youngest is 16 as long as sex is not implied (it would be more of a cute thing for me, practice for him), 18 if it is cuz i ain't getting my broke ass tossed in the slammer noway nohow.
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>>5975219

If he lets you fuck him...

Umm...

Just let him get there on his own.
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>>5975002
16 - 85
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>>5975225
Only when he's drunk. Probably so he can pretend he isn't involved or some shit. That's really weird.

>>5975219
That's really weird, anon
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>>5975076
they take samples from your BUTT?????????????? WTF?
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>>5975076
how do they take the butt / dick samples?
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>>5975270
>>5975253
>>5975253
obviously.. if you've recieved anal sex why wouldn't they?

it's just a swab. so like a q-tip
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>>5975270
I usually have blood tests not dick stuff. Only dick stuff I've had to have is pissing in a cup
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>>5975219
Seriously?

Ugh.
He's a fucking fag, end of.
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>>5975271
does it go inside?
i thought it was all blood tests desu
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>>5975282
yeah it goes inside, but like not deep at all.
you just lie on your side and lift your legs up. It goes in and out, maybe a few cm's in if not less.

These people get paid to do this and they've chosen to be in this profession so I'm never awkward about it. Never gonna see them again so I don't care.
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>>5975293
mfw i have to get naked in front of a stranger to get an STD test
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>>5975310
nah, you just pull your pants down your ass a bit.
if you're going for an std test you probably got naked in front of a stranger already.

I don't get why people are so scared of this shit.
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>>5975310
You're being memed. It's blood test only.
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I'm trying to figure out how to make my fursona unique without making it an overdesigned piece of neon shit.

Like, many of the more popufurs have something unique. Like how Telephone has that weird squeak thing or how Shin0r0z is a piece of shit.
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>tfw nothing to do in lab today so just reading my sociology book
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>>5975219
In the words of the Great Niq,
>bi now gay later

But in all honesty, I'm like your friend. While I don't bottom 24/7 like your bro, I suffer from anxiety and insecurity about it all.

Please talk to him about it one night when he drinks and he hits that magic beer.

I ended up actually confessing my gayness to my ex one night when we were so drunk and even though he was my boyfriend and we had just finished sex, I never truly was able to unburden myself.
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>>5975353
>sociology
They forced me to take that class my first semester. Most chapters of book said how great Karl Marx is and that he is father of "sociology". I do not understand why humanities classes is requirement.
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>>5975327
not in the UK it's not.
I have a blood test + oral & anal swab + piss test
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Never buy a Honda!
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>>5975381

It's only an intro course I'm taking, but it's pretty interesting. We dealt with Marx a little, but not a lot.
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>>5975388
That's awful and uncomfortable.
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>>5975394

The book is also not written like an average textbook.
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>>5975345
my fursona is a hydrothermal tube worm
a-am i qt???
>>5975381
whether or not you agree with marxes conclusions you have low iq if you cant see marxes legacy today
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>browsing tinder
>suddenly
>a classmate pops up right out of nowhere
>panic
>he looks and is decent enough
>always thought he was completely straight
>apparently had a gf at one point according to facebook
>never conversated with him that much even though we've been classmates for almost three years
>I'm probably considered the mute autist in the class and he of course knows this even though I can socialize if I want to
>I'm closet or at least none in the class knows for sure
>this might somehow force me to come out
>decide to Like him
D-did I do good?
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>>5974974
>He got a little embarrassed at one point because I was watching him.

cuuuuuuute :3c what do you look like cinnamon roll anon? I just keep picturing a puppy dog or a bunny rabbit typing. something cute and fluffy
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>>5975390
what's wrong with it

>>5975442
you're already retarded for using tinder might as well go all the way
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>>5975450
I did a rebuild on it about 400 miles ago and the needle roller bearing exploded :/

So now I gotta take it alllllll apart again and build it back up. This time I'm using dirt bike parts in the hope that they'll stand the stresses better.

Soon I'll have a picture of the damage. Here's the absolutely fucked barrel.
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>>5975440
>whether or not you agree with marxes conclusions you have low iq if you cant see marxes legacy today
of course i see Marx that he is evil man that is responsible for deaths and oppression of hundred million people worldwide and his name should be forgotten just like hitler.
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>>5975450
>retarded for using
h-huh?
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>>5975442
9/10 somebody trolled him and put him as gay/bi
>you tried but you did the wrong thing
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>tfw comfy night in watching lectures instead of working properly
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Das istch fucked
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>>5975505
delete this
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just curious, pls answer the poll:
http://strawpoll.me/7289375
http://strawpoll.me/7289375
http://strawpoll.me/7289375
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>>5975514
yw
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>>5975520
remov post
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>>5975517

No gay voice here
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>>5975499
slightly better than grindr but that's about it
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>>5975573
so what's the better option
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>>5975440

Worms are gay

Rabbits are the ultimate life-form.
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>>5975440

Looks like the kind of thing i'd see in /d/
would you wear the suit in bed
that's hot
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>>5975577
neither
none of them
uphold a vow of celibacy and asceticism

>>5975517
no but i can fake one pretty convincingly
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>>5975603
>uphold a vow of celibacy and asceticism
thank you jesus
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I WANT THESE FUCKING NORMIES OUT OF TINYCHAT

I WANT THE GAYDAYZ TRASH TO FUCKING LEAVE

HOLY FUCK I NEVER SEEN SO MANY GOD DAMN PIECES OF UGGO FUCKING NORMIE SHIT ITS LIKE A BIG OL FAGGOT BAR WAS DROPPED STRAIGHT IN OUR LAPS
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>>5975612
Tfw no niq to bully away the normies
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>>5975612
>using tinychat
lql
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I've been considering going to a gay bar to meet people because Grindr and okc are shit, and I've never had any luck on tinder or scruff.

But my only gay friends have boyfriends who don't want to go out and help me, and my straight friends are insecure and weirded out.

And I'm scared to go alone.
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>>5975037
>Maybe it's for the best though. Gotta find out if I have a chance or not.
That's a good way to look at it! Might as well be honest, right? Because it's not like you aren't trying to gauge his interest.

Giving him space to decide on his own might be a good idea too. Once you ask him for coffee or whatever you decide (I still think that's the best idea), if he asks if it's a date, you could tell him it doesn't have to be. He doesn't seem like the type to feel uncomfortable or pressured, but if he's really withdrawn, it might help?

Sorry I'm so crappy at giving advice!

>>5975447
I've been told I look like someone took Jim Morrison and stretched him out. (I'm tall and really skinny.) I'm a bit gawkier looking than that, though. I think it's mostly just the hair that makes people say that. So average, I guess.

>cuuuuuuute :3c
I felt kind of bad for thinking so since he was embarrassed, but yeah it was.
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>>5975517

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TM5mjwus6j

>tfw botched speech therapy leaves you with a weird unsexy voice that makes nobody believe you are really Scottish

Although I guess a twink with a Fife accent would be even less sexy
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>>5974524
>I've had a crush on him for ages
>He's a cop
cops have significantly higher rates of domestic abuse in the household and this guy sounds like he's an autistic headcase ready to snap. find somebody else before he flashes back to nam, mistakes you for a black or homeless person and bashes your skull in.
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>>5975646
How does speech therapy fuck up your voice?
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>>5975496
quote any karl marx in which he explicitly states that 'death and oppression' is fundamentally marxist ideology
...judaism on the other hand....
>>5975580
changing my fursona now to a gender-fluid baby axolotl with two different colour eyes (one yellow + one blue) that has severe OCD/depression/anxiety and can swim really fast when she is upset and crying and she smokes weed 24/7 and is always high af and her favourite music is bon iver
sooo nuh
>>5975587
yee well im an axolotl now sozzz
>>5975646
twink with a scottish accent would get my cock properly hard
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The whole being a 'top' or 'bottom' thing is just a meme right? I don't want to be just one of those and I wouldn't want my boyfriend to be just one of those.
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>>5975675
>quote any karl marx in which he explicitly states that 'death and oppression' is fundamentally marxist ideology
muh no troo marxism. exactly. because marxism is a dream utopia that can never exist in real world.

and you said
>marxes legacy today
his legacy is communism, soviet union, north korea, china, cuba, south yemen, cambodia and killing fields of khmer rouge, vietnam and prison camps. marx did not explicitly say "death and oppression" yet every single country that has used Marxism has murdered millions of its own citizens and oppresses millions more to achieve some "communist utopia" that never actually happens.
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>>5975612
just bully them off.
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tfw procrastinating on gaygen instead of working.
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>>5975612
IS LUB DYING?
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> awe I love that name, so cute.
> I don't like to brag, but I was born with it.

IM SO SMOOTH.
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>>5975731

Marx never really intended for that to happen though, he was all about class conflict theory, but communism didn't really reflect his true ideas.
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>>5975743
NO BUT HE'S EATING ALL OF THE PEOPLE ON CAM AND KEEPS GROWING
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>>5975727
The word you're looking for is 'vers', as in versatile.
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>>5975794
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>>5975739
Bad anons deserve spankings.
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>>5975750

> always give my name first

> they always to roll the R's and say it's unique

Armando is a wetback name, stop acting like its cool. Of course it's better than John or Matt.
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>>5975808
>Armadillo
Fify :D
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>>5975818

I've heard that a lot, but that's because we live in Texas and have a lot of armadillos
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>>5975831
Are you a cute armadillo?
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>>5975799
SAVE HIM FROM HIMSELF
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>>5975838

No, though being able to have an armored hide would be nice
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>>5975799
>>5975794
these people arent appealing to look at. how do we get them to go
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>>5975849
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>>5975657

I had shambolic speech therapy in primary school which failed to fully fix my issues with Ls and Rs so I've always blamed it for my voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12807p1LJTN

fml lads
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>>5975731
family do you want me to list every conflict varying sects and subsects of jews have been involved in during history and incl today
says literally nothing about anything

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sean-mcelwee/marx-was-right_b_4719324.html
like i said earlier dont agree with his conclusions entirely but as far as the study of the economy and how it functions and thus human nature marx was accurate and right
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>>5975808
I wish I had a friend named Armando that I could call armadillo when I was drunk.
I hate how at my gym only like 5% of the cardio equipment is ever occupied by men. All the other dudes are buff af and I feel like everyone knows the cardio guys are gay. I'm being triggered.
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>>5975871
Dw you sound pretty cute
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>>5975896

I prefer armadillo over Amanda...
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>>5975612
who do you think is from gaydayz? i dont see anyone that isnt gaygen long term. fremo is old school pre-all that he gets grandfathered
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Okay there must be AnCo fans here right? I mean their fanbase is like 90% gay. Anyone else listened to the Deak leak? AOTY amirite
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tfw your twitch husbando notices you
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>Get self-evaluation test for depression
>Overeating and undereating is two different questions
>Say I switch between overeating sugary foods, and abstaining from food entirely with only 1 small meal a day, on a weekly cyclus.
>"Oh we'll just put both x's in the middle"
>Those are for "Not too different".
>This almost caused me to not get diagnosed and treated
wtf gaygen, I just want a healthy brain for my qt bf
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>>5975637
My problem is I have a bf but no friends. Thought about going to gay bar, but bf isn't the going-out type. I'm kinda over gay bars myself anyway. If I went by myself I would probably sit there and drink until I got bored and left.

How do shy guys in2 friendships?
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>>5976050
This so hard. I have some great friends but they're all through work.
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>>5975644
>I've been told I look like someone took Jim Morrison and stretched him out. (I'm tall and really skinny.

you sound qt :3c

>tfw no tall cinnamon roll bf
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>>5976050

I've made 2 friends through Grindr but as a single guy, I have nothing to lose.
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>>5975975
Huge AnCo fan here but not listening to shit until it comes out
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>>5976071
I just consider my coworkers to be professional acquaintances, and none of them are gay. I feel like I'm missing out by not having gay friends to relate to.
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>>5976189
I work as a server, so we get a gay or two. I've got one good gay friend at work and like 20 drinking buddies from work. But how does one into school friends without joining a club?
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>>5976117
same as me from tinder.
went for drinks, decide we are better as friends.
still fool around sometimes for a bit.
but now like best mates
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>>5976204
>>5976117
I worry that if I went this route then guys would only be expecting sex. Or be crazy.
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>>5976218
Most are. Just block them or ignore them. Find guys who match your interests and see.

Just be upfront hat you only want friends
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Shin0r0z is an AIDS goblin
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>>5976234

too muscular
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>>5976259

Large muscled men give me anxiety

Bara makes me safe
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>>5975871
I didn't really catch everything you said
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>>5976259
There comes a point where muscles look disgusting. Sorry to break it to you.
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>>5976259

>not liking shota
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>>5974436
>okcupid
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>>5976303
is that Bendthatdick Cuminbitch on the right
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Hey guys anyone in the skype group tell booger that I'm coming for him and he's gonna have to touch his toes with his nose when I'm in town or he's gonna break down like a car that wasn't made to drive on a gravel road made out of slime and stalls right by the opening of a northwest copper mine.

It's gonna be a thrilla, better tell him.
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>>5976303
>being a judgmental faggot
This is why you're alone and looking on okcupid to begin with
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>>5975270
Umm my doctor put like a really tiny q-tip in my urethra.
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I dreaded the day I would eventually develop feelings for a (most likely) straight person, and it's finally happened. My only shot is that he's bisexual, but even through that, he's currently got a girlfriend.

I don't know if I should tell him anything. I get the feeling it'll help me get over my feelings quicker if it's out in the open, and he'd likely take it well since we're good friends, but then again, there's the risk it may make things awkward.

God I hate this.
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>>5976371
Take the risk. I'm in your situation right now familia. He was awkward at first when I can out to him but things have finally resumed back to normal.
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just watched first date. Of the two gay guys, there was:

>a 25 year old narcissist who uses botox and makeup, says he "hates gay people" and says that he wishes he was straight

>a 29 year old chubby creep who says he "wants a princess" to take care of and was like 5'2

why are public representations of gay people so crap?
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>>5976318
>implying you'd date any of those
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>>5976406
That darkie was based tbf

chubby creep whining about masculinity. Unreal
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>>5976406
>a 25 year old narcissist who uses botox and makeup, says he "hates gay people" and says that he wishes he was straight

Take away the narcissism, botox, and makeup; and you pretty much have me. Being gay in rural NC is garbage.
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>>5976398
Yeah, I think I'll be doing that. The only thing really holding me back on the idea is his girlfriend. I'm afraid I may come off as if I were trying to steal him off her or something to him. Or maybe it's just me being overly worried about the situation.
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>>5976471
Maybe it will put you in the fuck-queue for when he breaks up with her.
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>>5975517
Ha!, This poll is so bias. Of course guys here think they have a masculine voice and think of themselves as masculine because everyone here is delusional.
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Gay mens chat discussion and picture sharing skype chat ;)

Get in here

https://join.skype.com/qFRGYTWvyPcE
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>>5976518
Fck off. There's already a tiny chat
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>>5976485
Yeah, that'd be nice. Let's hope it happens.
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>>5976547
woah nigga that's kinda shitty
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>>5976564
Hey, I already said I don't have any kind of intention to steal him off her or anything. But I'm not gonna act like it wouldn't benefit me if it happened on its own.
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>>5976564
It's the best he can hope for with biscum.
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>>5976585
Yeah but if you like the guy shouldn't you want him to be happy?
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>>5976426
>implying I only wouldn't because they're out of my league
>implying I would ever date anyone
>implying I've ever had or will ever had a bf
>implying I don't hate myself
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why do people feel the need to call you cute names like "honey, papi, sweetie" after talking for an hour.

Most of the time it's just weird and they don't evenknow me
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>>5976621
Because you're talking to superfaggots
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8K9fu6Ghk
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>>5975902

:3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ke2eSPvXsn

>>5976285

I'm a quiet and shy person partly because I'm embarrassed about my voice

I remember in my second year of high school(I think that would be middle school age in US terms) something in drama meant having our voices recorded and played back to the class. When my voice was heard on the recording everyone(even some of my so called friends) started laughing at my voice from literally the first word until the teacher eventually got them to stop

I nearly burst out in tears right there and when the period ended just after that I went a bathroom stall and sobbed silently

Kids can be so mean
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>>5976647
I'm an Ameribro, so maybe I lack the experience to judge properly, but I don't see what the problem is with your voice.
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>>5976634
lol
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>>5976593
Eventually, I know I sincerely will feel that way. Right now, I'm too caught up in my feelings to lie to myself and say I'm happy with the current situation. It's not like I'll act on it at all anyway, so what difference does it make anyway?
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>>5976699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWJHK0JT_Xc
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Thanks Mississippi for being tolerant

http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/05/gov-bryant-signs-religious-objections-bill/82654578/
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>>5975632
Good feel
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>>5976782
>http://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/05/gov-bryant-signs-religious-objections-bill/82654578/
This is good thing. In America we have amendment that let us have freedom of religion. If I own business I have right to not sell to nazis or homosexuals if I want to choose to. People are making big deal about nothing.
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>>5976806

I think it's a shitty thing to pass and only makes Mississippi's image look worse.
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>>5976806

Also it's only pertaining to stuff about marriage as far as I can tell "the bill says people can deny services or goods for the "celebration or recognition of any marriage, based upon or in a manner consistent with a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction"
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>It's supposed to snow on Saturday
I can't take this anymore
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>>5976782
That's a good feel.

I'm so tired of "progress"
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>>5976710
If it makes you feel better, my guy still messes with my hair and takes me out to lunch. It doesn't mean anything but it's nice that he still does cute shit with me even though he knows I'm homo.
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>>5976818
I am curious if they consider churches/synagogues business. Because if this bill is to protect churches from serving gay marriages then also I think it is good because it protects people with religious beliefs that do not belief in serving this kind of weddings.
It is sad in Supreme Court Little Sisters court case, I think laws like this Mississippi law are good because they are protecting religious liberties. Because on other end of the spectrum there is Government forcing nuns to pay for abortions that go against their religion. I am not Christian but forcing someone to do something against their religion is not freedom or American values.
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>>5976818
i mean first off. its mississippi what would you expect? Its the stupidest state in the union. litterally

and im pretty sure it allows them to discriminate on unmarried people who have premarital sex / just being gay, anything they consider against their religion
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>>5976647
Boys with speech impediments are cute
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>>5976848
>Its the stupidest state in the union
Well Mississippi is also the state with largest black population.
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>>5976903
black people are top homophobe group which is ridicilous

fuck black people
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>>5976903

I don't know if that's exactly true
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>>5976909
I meant per capita. Sorry. New York and California has more in sheer volume but they are less percent of total population
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>>5976647
your voice is cute as fuck :3c

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MD8vvbAWCb
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Man I feel awful.

I hooked up with a dude for some quick sex. He thinks I'm a literal 11/10 and acts like I'm the next coming of Jesus. Dude offers to cook me dinner after I finish fucking him in the ass. He acts like he loves me so much. He began texting me the next day and has been texting me the last two days. I haven't been replying. He texted me that he wants me to come over because he has a gift for me and wants to make me dinner but if I don't reply, he won't contact me again.

I feel really sad for some reason.
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>Last night I dreamed with him again, we were playing videogames, then he escorted me down the stairs when I was leaving

Then out of nowhere a nigger lady showed up and grabbed me by the throat and I woke up

How do you cope with it /gaygen/? I was so happy when I wasn't in love with anyone. Now I get depressed over dreaming about something as simple as getting escorted to the exit by him
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>>5976998
If you don't feel that way, just let him down gently.
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>tfw qt with nice beard messages you
>asks for a pic
>says this

My profile says 18 and twink reeeee learn to read you pretty piece of shit
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>>5977019

I have a boyfriend and he knows this. I'm in an open relationship with my boyfriend, not cheating.
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>>5976998
This is sad. Was he virgin?
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>>5977030
I never said you were cheating.
Just let that guy know you don't feel the same way.
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>>5977035

No. He was a 8/10 alpha male and I'm like a short skinny nerd. I do have a big dick which is the reason I was there.
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>>5977047

Post pics of penis
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I wanna set that dude's beard on fire like a SNL skit
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>>5977061

but this is a blue board
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>>5977027
yeah but how does he know you're really 18? People lie about their age all the time and when the choice is find someone else or risk going to jail and being put on a list forever, the choice is easy
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>>5977027

>underage cuck trying to pose as an adult
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Did cinnamonroll anon post what happened after he went to that guys house? I'm too lazy to sift thru posts...
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>>5977085
I could literally prove it...
>>5977095
I am an adult, just l o w t e s t, so i look like a really faggy 15yo
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>>5977121

post pic
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>>5977027
When I was 18, I literally looked like a 14 old child

Being 18 and calling myself a "twink" didn't make people attracted to me.
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>>5977108
He did a horrible death.

So it's confirmed that my ex does have feelings for me still. I don't know if that's good or bad. We broke up since he was strung out on pills and I'm an alcoholic, but we've both cleaned up so I think it might work out. Suggestions?
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>>5977217
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

drama queen
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>>5976942

ditto to your:3c

http://vocaroo.com/i/s103JPXo2CWP

Post your voice

I love hearing people's vocaroos
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>>5977220
Simply don't. I don't know why people think that going back with someone that you left for a reason is a good thing.
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>>5977237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rwr3A0IikH
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>>5977243
I still have feelings for him too and I think it could work, but I'm probably just a hopeless romantic though.
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>>5977237

Whoops just realised I ducked up my link

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13oEPNByEgF
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>>5977262
You THINK you have feelings for the guy. I'd say you should confirm those feelings first.
It's just the easy solution. Getting back with someone that knows you well feels better because it's simple. Just a few actions and it's back to where you were, and you're no longer lonely.

Just remember that you broke up for a reason, or reasons.

I've done the whole back together with the ex, and it didn't work. It lasted longer the second time but it inevitably failed.

Let it die, man. You'd be doing him and you a favor.
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Where do you fags go to meet other guys? In high school I really didn't go around looking for anyone. I met guys from LGBT centers but I never have time to go anymore. It sucks.
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Who has a grandfather named Cliff or Clifford? Speak up.
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>>5976840
The nuns only have to sign a waiver saying they won't provide coverage and it falls to the insurer. The nuns don't pay Antony. But for some reason signing a waiver is too much to ask, because no one should be able to have contraceptive coverage regardless of who pays for it, in their eyes.
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>>5977355
>met both ex boyfriends on 4chan
>never go anywhere to meet guys

Wouldn't know...
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>>5977378
and how was that, if you don't mind my asking?
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>>5977108
They fooled around and they're gonna date
it's super cute
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>>5977047
post a pic of the guy
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>>5977376
My grand fathers name was Sam or Sammy; if that's relevant.
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who is named Cliff or Clifford or has a grandfather, older father figure named Cliff or Clifford that has passed on?
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>>5977220
no really
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>>5977403
How was what? Dating guys off 4chan?
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>>5977081
imgur faggot
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>>5977420
yeah. how was that.
I know that it didn't work out from the way you're talking about it. But I'm curious as to what that was like, anyway.
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>>5977429
I assume they were failed ldrs. Which never work out t b q h.
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>>5977409
cute! he seems like such a nice guy so it's good he got some action. the guy he likes seems sweet too.
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>>5977416

nope no sam or sammy coming through

it's a Cliff, Clifford, Clip, Clipper,Chip,Chipper sounding name.
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