Tell the most memorable experience you've had thanks to Grindr or any other app, something odd, hot, disgusting, whatever.
I'll start:
>be me about 3 months ago.
>horny AF
>found an average looking guy unlike those other fat apes that abound in Grindr.
>I'm 19 he's 27, whatever.
>we decide to met at a nearby spot, he's a police and guards a hospital.
>Met him, damn he's short, he was ugly but in a good shape and his uniform was driving me crazy.
>mom calls and tells me she got home early, can't get it done at my place.
>he suggests going to his "house"
>agree
>we start walking and suddenly I realize we are going towards the hospital.
>he says he fucking lives there.
>expect a house nearby but no, he literally lives there.
>we enter the building
>I can't wait and start kissing him in one of the halls, he gets pissed cause he's supposed to look manly
>can tell he got a boner.
>he opens a closed office and we enter as fast as we can.
>some people realized but they didn't seem to care.
>we start making out
>long story short I bottomed
>Damn it was huge, I made noise.
>another cop went, said he must arrest us for indecency.
>gave him 300 pesos, solved.
>walk back home happy as fuck feeling part of a porn movie.
>>5928839
Might be depressing
>During a bad time of depression
>download app because it's taking bad choices time
>35 yo old manlet bear hits me up
>I'm 21 and he's not my type but I would have said yes to anyone that day
>meet
>he'd look scary if he was taller, but he doesn't look that bad either. Fatter than I thought though
>we go to a burger king to have coffee
>we chat for about two hours, he's really friendly and we actually have stuff in common
>we walk out to have a smoke
>He suddenly asks me why am I sad
>no idea how he found out since I'm good hiding it
>I don't answer - he says whatever it is it'll be alright
>we got to his car, he asks me if I have something else to do
>long story short we're at his place
>he's affectionate and hot
>have amazing sex
>it's hot and tender and passionate and dirty and it just feels so right
>as soon as we finish cleaning up he politely asks me to leave
>he says we should do it again soon
>feel happy
>go home
>open app
>he's blocked me
>of course, I'm just a worthless slut
>feel like killing myself for the following weeks
>never talked with him again
>be me
>download grindr
>immediately delete it
>>5928904
>feeling suicidal over a grindr hookup. God you're a pussy
>>5928976
I was already feeling suicidal before
>>5928986
Is life so hard that you can't take it? Yes? Kill yourself. Just do it, stop fucking about and get the job done or be miserable and suffering for years and years with nothing but worse to come.
Not that bad? Get over it, you're not going to man up and kill yourself. Accept that as a fact and learn to live with the shit or make your life better by force. Half the time what's holding you back is yourself.
>january 2015
>download grindr
>...
>july 2015
>...
>december 2015
>...
>march 2016
>...
>>5929215
This is the tough love you need.
To even stand is a struggle against gravity and if you had truly given up on the struggle that is survival you would've already offed yourself.
Seek a cause or a reason bigger than yourself to live. There's a reason normalfags attach themselves to religion or family and tend to be happier than LGBT types
>>5928904
How tall was he? Short bears are qt.
>>5929215
>Just stop having depression!
gee why didn't I think of that.
>>5930262
You're not special because you're depressed. A ton of people go through that and most people manage just fine. You're making excuses so you can keep being a little bitch and pretending life is oh so harder for you than anyone else.
Get a fucking grip. I'm depressed and have anxiety. Every day, I make myself do things that fight against it and I live my life even if it seems horrible and difficult. I don't do as well as other people but I know a billion other people are doing or have done it so I just fucking get on with it.
>>5930874
K. Here's your cookie for being brave.
>>5930921
Fair enough, make jokes and stay crippling depressed.
>>5928926
you and me both
>>5928839
I've seen people talk about other apps like grindr, but I had a gf at the time so I didnt pay attention. can anyone fill me in?
>>5933086
Grindr = average sluts
Growlr = fat hairy sluts
Daddyhunt = old sluts
Scruff = growlr + daddyhunt
Tindr = picky sluts
OkCupid = socially inept virgin sluts
>>5933104
thanks man, 23 here. never been with a dude, but curious.
>>5933104
You forgot Happn
>>5933104
Is dropping vowels the new thing?
>>5933141
There are young guys in daddy hunt too. They look for daddy bfs
>>5933104
you forget
Jack'd = asian sluts
>>5933104
also hornet. just like gridnr but has more features, it's used more than grindr where i live
>>5933104
>virgin sluts
how is that even a thing?
>>5936655
it's like 4 chan. full of losers that have only seen genitals in their chinese cartoons
>>5936655
Virtual slutting, mostly
aka sending pics and videos of your private parts to other people
>>5928926
be me
>download grindr
>msging people close to me
>1 guy responds, his profile pic is him in leggings
>1 hr after installing grindr we arranged to meet
>2 hrs after installling grindr i was fucking him
>26 5'10 230lb, feels good man
>download grindr without making an account
>look at people on grindr near me
>all the attractive people i wouldnt dare to talk to
>the other 90% are unkempt slobs
>delete grindr
yeah im pretty much staying a virgin forever
>was a 28 bifag (30 now) and khv for both genders (ugly manlet)
>I'd been NEET for 8 or 9 years and my mental state was not the best
>get 3 hits
>2 hideous, hideous people and 1 guy looked normal but was like 10 years older
>think "fuck it, never gonna get a bf/gf anyway, and this is my only chance to do anything"
>get to his house, and I'm having a borderline panic attack in his living room
>ask him for some alcohol (I don't drink.. but had to do something) and he gives me a bottle of 37.5% rum
>drink half of the bottle (35cl / 12 fl oz or so)
>everything from then on is a blur until I'm in his bathroom covered in my own vomit and cradling the toilet seat
>pass out multiple times, until he cleans me up, undresses me down to my boxers and puts me in his bed because it's too late for me to go home.
>I suck his dick because I feel bad about what a fuck up I am
>leave the next morning after regularly throwing up all night
>he wants to meet again... fuck knows why. Maybe he likes vomity blowjobs
>"nope"
>>5941318
How many times have you posted this story? We get it, you're a lost cause.
>>5941318
>ugly manlet
>NEET
>mental state was not the best
that story is /r9k/ as fuck
>>5941746
What's a bus trip and where are you going?
>make Grindr account
>average looking so get a few messages a day
>some are from guys that are hot
>either end up ignoring them because I think they're too attractive for me or they end up ignoring me because I'm too socially inept/ weird
What is this hell.
>growlr
>decent-to-good looking, young and bear-ish type in an open relationship
>most people only want to fuck right away or don't get what my relatioship is about, always seem confused or angry about it (it's not for sex with everyone and I like to always be meeting new people, basically)
>either way we often talk, swap numbers, get quite a few contacts everytime I go in
>never manage to go on more than one or two dates at a time because people just stop talking if you don't click immediately
Life is suffering if you don't want to use the apps only for casual sex. It's like these places either bring out the worst in people or attract the most lonely and looser types. I would have given up ages ago if wasn't for the occasional like minded friend I make every few months.
>tired of my ever-present virginity
>make grindr account because I'm told that's what all the hip gays do
>short as fuck and insecure about it
>not insecure enough to lie though
>get all these messages from thirsty weirdos with a size kink
>one of them tells me my hands are small enough to make nikes
>delete grindr
>>5943645
Since when did the gays care about height? That's one of the advantages over being a breeder
>>5943677
Some do and some don't from what I understand. I just felt that way because everyone always fucking comments on it and I had a few shitty experiences. Not just from people who wanted in my fucking pants, either. There was other stuff making me feel that way too, but that's the biggest parts of it.
>>5943394
fuk this is me a week ago
weirdest part a guy blocked me after i replied with my picture but messages me again a couple days later, that ass probably forgot.
i should just give it another go.
>>5941928
It's a method of suicide whereby you shortcircuit, or trip, your USB bus and, unable to use your $200 gaming keyboard, you die from what is commonly known as WoW deficiency.
>>5943630
I've had the same experience with growlr
>go on a date with qt bear
>everything seems to be going well
>even get told I'm qt a couple of times
>say good bye
>next conversation is short and awkward
>never chat again
>>5944647
The guys on this app confuse the fuck out of me. If you want to fuck just say so. Also I hate when someone messages you but expects you to carry the whole conversation. Most young guys in my area want relationship not NSA and it's like you're on a fucking sex app. I hate this shit.
are there many meth smokers on grindr?
I'm straight but I really want to buy meth
>>5946321
>parTy
If your city is big, it's pretty easy to find a meth dealer/rapist
>>5941318
you are fucking retarded... you drank half a bottle of rum, and you rarely drink... why didnt you just have a quick gulp!
>>5943724
6ft3 here, Got fucked so hard that I moaned like a small child, by a short dude. height doesnt matter
>downloaded grindr after seeing this thread
>only put in my age
>like 4 messages already
>have existential bisexual crisis and ask myself whether i want to lose my virginity to a stranger
>here i am
>Download Grindr is regular circle of downloading for a night then deleting.
>It's 3am
>Some guy is desperate to meet me, pics look alright.
>Agree even though he asks if I do poppers (tell him no)
>Go straight into my room, I pull down his trousers and start sucking him off.
>He's slapping me, and pulling my hair, which is pretty hot.
>Tells me to lie on the bed.
>He pulls out some lube and drips it onto my asshole, puts on rubber.
>Plunges straight in, it feels like a fucking hot poker.
>He's telling me to relax a second bit pulls out when I shout at him.
>Suck his hairy balls whilst he sits over me on the bed and jacks off.
>Paints my face white, then just gets up and leaves.
Blood in my shit the next day.
How do you ensure a more relaxed, foreplay heavy hookup?
>be me
>be 19 kissless virgin
>download grindr out of desperation
>lots of creepy, ugly, older men always looking for hook-ups because my city attracts a lot of tourists
>lots of genuine, nice people looking for hook-ups
>literally no one who just wants to go out and form an actual relationship
maybe i should just suck it up and take the dick i keep getting offered but i'm too fuckin depressed lmao
>>5951436
>How do you ensure a more relaxed, foreplay heavy hookup?
You ask for it, godamn. The regular mentality for casual sex is that there is little to no foreplay so it you're going to deviate from it you have to make it happen somehow.
>>5951512
>literally no one who just wants to go out and form an actual relationship
You'd be suprised how many people want to form some sort of relationship after you get to talk and know them... I've been going on and off apps for about a year and it still amazes me how much the "only looking for casual sex" attitude is just an act and most people are actually looking for a boyfriend. However, when people are open and foremost about what they are really looking for they tend to get seen as loners and clingy and others will ignore. And people don't want that, right? Except most times they do.
Life sure is terrible on these apps.
>>5951529
This. I've noticed more guys looking for a relationship on grindr lately and a lot of people who just want a fuck bud actually want a relationship, they just don't want to be too forward or come off as expecting too much
>be curious
>install grindr
>first guy looks familiar
>...it's my brother
>"Oh..."
I don't think I want to see this through, going out with guys, I mean
>>5953386
For REAL?
Is he out?
>>5953386
My greatest fear
>>5951367
similar feeling, got offered once but i dont want to lose my virginity for money or to a guy who looks like he could be married.
some guy my age just fuck me already
>>5953388
>Is he out?
No.
>>5953396
How old is he?
>>5953386
Hot. give your loving aniki the dicking.
>>5953398
30.
I don't actually know if he's out, though. He lives in another state right now, so maybe he's out there?
>>5953415
Oh alright. And you? What are you?
>>5953420
A few months ago I would have said straight, but I haven't met a girl I "liked" for quite a while (years actually), and I've had "what if" thoughts about doing it with guys. So I dunno, at the very least I'm bi-curious, but I haven't done anything with a guy to be sure I like it and say I'm bi
I'm beginning to think I like cruising more than apps. There's a sense of being part of a larger historical context when cruising. It's the nitty gritty of gaydom. Apps is more like shopping in a sterile strip mall, cruising has a history, is part of the whole the love that dares not speak its name and is always ever changing. As a city grow cruising spots changes, as the season change cruising spot changes. Ten years ago most toilets had a hole, now they have built new toilets that aren't stalls. In this way gay sex is constantly at war with society. It's a sex that scares. With apps and technology we grow lazy and unimaginative.
>>5953525
>being part of a larger historical context when cruising
Fuck off with your degenerate special snowflake shit. It's not needed anymore and deserves to die out as quickly as possible. Maybe now when it's on the cusp of being a non issue, young gay teens don't have to grow up into mental illnesses and substance abuse like many other did.
>>5953525
I feel this, I've never cruised though
>>5953392
Same here mate.
One guy offered me 200$ to "squash him like a snail" and i literally still gag when i think about that, most disgusting thing ive ever heard it was just too visual
>>5958192
$200? Fuck you, I wish someone would pay me for that. Easiest goddamn money I'd ever make.
>everyone in my area that is 5'4-5'9 is a total top
Jesus fucking Christ, these midgets need to stop overcompensating for their height.
>>5958404
Some people like short tops
There isn't any shortage of manlet bottoms. They're everywhere, so what's the big deal
>>5958227
A part of me wanted to but i figured anyone who could message that to a stranger is mentally disturbed and would probably kill/rape me so better not
How do I find a top that actually wants sex with non-twinks?
Only used grindr once. It was a pretty great experience
>met qt twinkish stoner
>we got together and smoked a few bowls and talked for awhile
>watched a bit of American Dad together and cuddled up
>he blew me
>I blew him
>we cuddled and slept together in his bed
>went on a few dates after but no real spark
>ended up going our separate ways
>still a pretty great experience overall
>got a message one day
>guy looks decent enough and I replied
>invite me to his gym
>he's horny one day, but I declined because im at work at the time
>develop a crush on him which in turn into unrequited love
>stalks him religiously for weeks
>regrets I turned him down once and I just want to taste him to get my feelings over with
>we see each other at the gym occasionally
>Download Grindr
>get nervous and delete it
Any advice?
>>5958455
>what's the big deal
Most tops like manlet bottoms. Most bottoms don't want a top shorter than them. Most of the manlets in my area are tops not bottoms.
If I download Grindr I problably not get a lot of messages, however dont you feel like a piece of meat in front of a desk?
Yes, its super cool to have sex, but really, like this way?
Without even connecting to the other person, any emotions?
Just a bunch of poppers and rolling for sluts?
Im really sad for you guys :/
>>5961001
I've downloaded and deleted it 5 times now without using it
>>5962520
You sound boring and ugly
Usually If Im horny and can't find anyone interesting in my area I travel on the subway until I find someone attractive.
>>5960562
I do
Never used Grindr, am a virgin who turned 18 a couple of months ago. What do you do to not get raped/shot/stabbed, meet them in a public place?
>>5962520
Welcome to the world of degeneracy. This is what happens when being a slut isn't taboo
>>5933104
surge = cute guys
