What do you hate worse than spiders /gaygen/?
old thread: >>5169548
>ex and I have been remaining friends since school started in September
>last saturday he deletes me from snapchat, blocks me from imessenger and has been ignoring me on facebook, but hasn't deleted me
>really confused and kind of hurt
Its been three days, should I just go about my ways? I kind of want to know why it was so sudden and out of the blue. I totally respect that if he doesn't want to be friends anymore, but I'd still like to be told instead of just seemingly left for dead, ya know?
Am I wrong for feeling like this? Note: I broke up with him.
I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO PIECE OP
BAKA BAKA BAKAAA
>>5171263
He has a new BF now and I haven't been able to see him in person. I've messaged him on facebook and texted him with my other phone, but its been largely ignored.
>>5171247
Something like this. I'm going to listen to those after I finish this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdBc5uByFQ
Hi, gg.
From a thread about "gay game"
>Head on over to /vg/, open up an MMORPG general and lurk.
The closest I've ever seen gays come to wooing each other has been whilst they're using female avatars. It's amazing watching these two, primarily heterosexual men slowly bond with each other, convincing themselves it's totally not gay because both of them playing sexy catgirls. Before either of them realizes it, their morning routine involves greeting their partner first thing. They stay in contact throughout the day, have spats of drama when one of them spends too much time running dungeons with another catgirl, and generally act like a for reals couple.
They're now inextricably linked, they're both lonely, attention-starved grown men and they can't fucking live without each other. They will have near break ups and one of them will be reduced to tears. They'll make up, and for the first time use the L word. They realize it's gay, they're still not attracted to men, but they can't afford to lose each other now. As long as they keep it to their avatars, they can pretend.
Then they take a step further and add each other on places outside of the game or Steam, and they start talking out-of-character more and more, flirting, experimenting, and eventually they end up showing each other bad, hastily taken dick pics, and if their relationship survives that, they're bonded for life.
It's really a beautiful dance.
Who else is guilty of this?
I don't know if I'm jealous of one of my friends because he's a slut and this helps him lead a seemingly exciting life where he meets loads of people.
Or if his sluttiness annoys me.
Hmmmmm
>>5171257
Reading this has made me kind of want to do this to my ex. Not because I don't want to be his friend but because I find myself wanting to talk to him all the time and he has a new boyfriend (so I guess I'm not over him totally)
>>5171277
you know it's funny, I don't find this attractive at all but this is basically how I wished my body looked. Ugh, it looks nothing like this. Man I need to get back to the gym.
ive only dated someone once. we had one date and i was too scared to ask for a second.
If he hasnt reached out to me to set up a 2md date after 3 weeks, does that mean he isnt interested? Or does he think im not interested?
>>5171273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-GwX5x1cio
Where have all the fun gays gone?
>>5171241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfz_bCwhYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IVzGNLn-28
>>5171293
he is 100% not into you. Sorry
>>5171299
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>5171317
I'm somewhere called bored, and tired, just got back from work.
>>5171279
Sluttiness is just sluttiness.
People think I live an "exciting" life because my fiancé and I are swingers but, like.. I'm still a shut in and make animations and game art all day for a living
>>5171299
idk if I qualify as a fun gay, probably not.
>>5171283
Like I totally get that, its just I wish he would have told me. I sent him a message tonight, basically asking him if I did something wrong and if he doesn't want to be friends anymore.
I won't pursue the issue any further.
>>5171307
no its a relief
ive been avoiding him for the last few weeks
>>5171299
here we are, anon. We've been waiting for you...
>>5171328
Epsi pls, its all a matter of how you measure fun.
>>5171335
Yussss!! Any exciting plans for tonight? What's the menu?
>>5171328
Broseph was fun.
>>5170936
Sludgepuppy, you have my sympathies.
>>5171342
Nah, I just started at my new work and its still exicting at this point. It's just extenuating because I'm really making an effort to leave a good image.
>>5171301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvvBuubAxF0
>>5171336
I think he measures it to be a minimum of 12" long with at least 7" of girth.
>GOODNITE EVERY BODY!
>>5171350
What do you do?
But I get that the reason I don't like dating is being on your game for so long
>>5171290
Eh, I prefer bodies that are either a bit scrawnier, or have a bit of chub on them.
Athletic bodies are nice, but not my favorite.
>>5171363
I'm working at a lawfirm, clerk tasks. Its pretty cool.
What's that on the dating? I don't think I get what you're saying
>>5171360
>that's the joke
>>5171360
ehehehehe
>mfw that's very easily more than $3000 worth of silicone dragon cock
>>5171369
That tooth gap is
So Adorable
>>5171360
>"it measures to be a minimum of 12" long with at least 7" of girth."
Is something my dm would tell the party
Also that pic
Is like one side of a sex dungeon
>>5171372
Cool
Also I meant like being on the ball or like your best self, like I just naturally try so Damn hard at dates that I'm exhausted by the end and its so physically and mentally draining for me
>>5171375
oh well, every thread needs some type of Capt. Obvious autist. I guess that's me.
>>5171273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmd1HVGBzk
>mfw going to shitty state university in shitty deadend town
>>5171391
I get that but part of me thinks dating should just be natural and Your just yourself and that I'm some fuck up having to do my best where other people just be casual
>>5171277
ey bby want sum fuk
>>5171401
I don't force things, and dating for me is entirely different from work. I have different outtakes on those two things. Dating is more about feeling as you go.
>>5171399
Mfw at a good university but living at home with my parents because I can't afford rent.
I just wanna bring boys home ffs
>>5171379
They're pretty common on fashion models.
I like mine, but I'm pretty sure they only work on really attractive people.
Look up Taylor Fuchs, really qt model with a huge gap in his teeth.
>>5171406
The only thing that'll be forced is my cock down your throat
>>5171406
True just how you described work reminded me of how I see dating so that's why I said it
>>5171411
I think it always works, gives character. I have a snaggletooth and fangs, this is why I never smile.
>>5171411
HHHNNNGGGG <3
>>5171419
Fuck man, I can't stand any sadder without feeling overcome.
>>5171421
It's only really bad when dates are late because it just piles on but other then that it could be worse really
It takes a bunch of effort and energy but I guess it'll be worth it eventually
>>5171419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8utoYl7LLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2WURHY3D4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwc-amI7AmE
>>5171434
yeah, its mostly about being patient and consistent. My dates don't go any better, somehow i manage to scare people. I think its a combination of prude face, bluntish attitude and going through like somewhat of a snobbish dork.
Snobbish dorks dont have a lot of options.
>>5171417
Nah, I've had a couple of people call mine ugly and say I should fix it.
I wouldn't though, because I like it.
>>5171432
I know, right? Pretty sure he quit a couple of years ago though.
I will never be able to love any guy as much as I love my dog
>>5171437
Ya bi
>>5171441
Snobbish dorks should qt as fuck though
>>5171437
Try hooking up with a woman.
Experiment man, that's how you'll truly know.
>>5171454
its one of those things you need to have a particular taste for
>>5171461
Maybe but I think more then you think like nerdy and dorky people
>>5171460
how are you when you hook up with women?
>>5171437
Surprise: sexuality isn't black or white! You're neither straight nor gay.
Shocker!
>>5171464
I wouldnt say I'm nerdy though
>>5171471
Oh mah godd!!! Lewd! And how heterosexual of you desu senpai
gg, how do you get over something that happened to you a few years ago that is defining your friendships and causing you to be extremely guarded?
>>5171471
Bruh, you may be straight.
>>5171471
Say you had to make a choice, just women or just men for the rest of your life.
>>5171480
Straight up bisexual
>>5171477
Ignore it
I don't have friends though
>>5171471
>can, and have, sat there for literally hours making out with girls. And its always awesome.
>literally hours
>always awesome
Shit son, I'm bisexual and even I wouldn't for, like, more than half an hour
>>5171484
And maybe also a nymph?
>>5171474
Then start using the correct terminology, dumbass. You've already said you're attracted to girls, which makes you NOT gay. You're trying to figure out whether you're bi, and honestly, how the fuck can anyone help you with that? You're just going to receive generic advice telling you to experiment or whatever. You need to figure this out on your own. If you are on gaygen, chances are you're not that straight, really.
>>5171490
for now you are bi-leaning, you need to explore more, maybe even go on a date with a guy you like and explore that aspect of it, not just the sex part.
>>5171490
You might just find hookups a bit shit. Which they usually are (unless you're fucked up, then it seems better)
Find a guy you actually enjoy hanging out with, fuckbuddies.
>>5171499
I'm just super paranoid about whether my friends like me and stuff now. I get really conscious of maybe them thinking I'm too needy if I talk to them too much etc. I just brainfuck myself
(I had my whole group of friends completely ostracise me when they found out I liked guys and it ruined me)
>>5171507
I'm not a nymph desu
I'm an exception to the rule :3
>>5171514
that's just because you haven't tried my D, bb
>>5171519
Nor will cause I'm not some eager cockgobbler senpai
>>5171491
>I'm bisexual
>>5171439
Love 'em all. They're awesome.
Do you like Pink Floyd?
Does gaygen let their dogs nap in their laps?
>>5171507
But I uh wuh whut're
Uhm
>>5171524
I don't even know what you're trying to say
tfw youll never be a disney princess and marry prince charming
>>5171556
swede pls
Step aside, feels coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217JOBWTolg
>>5171555
Circé pls
>>5171555
>I don't even know what you're trying to say
>>5171582
feelsy Floyd, but I always feel echoes is the real feelsy song.
>>5171602
This thread needs more activity
>>5171602
So Circe is a trans girl? As a newfag, her being in gg confuses me.
>>5171602
>needs more dog love
temped to post a dogfucking gif
but tranny jannies will b&
>no bf to call me buddy or bud
>>5171621
Ill call you buddy
>>5171602
>>5171602
>this thread needs more dog love
>tfw no bf
>>5171633
ill be your bf
>>5171627
love violet hate dogs
>>5171618
She's "genderfluid."
But you have to be nice.
SJW mods will dox and kill you.
>>5171636
LDR don't work
>>5171643
why are you so sure its an LDR?
>>5171621
I'm tempted to try this
>>5171642
>SJW mods will dox and kill you.
It's true. I knew someone who died this way. Fukken mods I tell you. ;~;
>>5171640
I don't like either of them.
Pearl's the only good one on that shitty season.
>>5171648
because of reasons
would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tF_t_kb2fc
>>5171667
Why?
Aight why not aberoder let's ldr
>>5171667
GOD NO
Also, you guys remember that insufferable flamboyant ginger kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR7HjxygtDw
He's gonna turn into a tranny for sure. kek
Yo if you're in the Bay Area looking is filming and y'all can be in that show we love to hate.
http://accidentalbear.com/men-women-18-75-for-paid-extra-work-on-hbos-looking-special-shooting-in-sf-119-1119/
>>5171705
Whėre to contact? Kik or some shit?
>>5171694
He walked for Marco marco in a women's jumpsuit thing so I'm pretty sure he's half way there.
>>5171705
Oh, uh, no, I did a few times before we worked out my contract. I'm not allowed.
Technically I can "show friends" but this is way too public.
>>5171694
Nah, he'll be masc4masc in a few years.
>>5171721
Meh, I hardly use snapchat
>>5171732
How can we come to a settlement then? Just give me kik, ill install it again.
god damn justin bieber is so good these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfGaX8G0f2E
right?
>>5171721
I wish. ; 3;
But no, really, no, I'm not breaking contract.
I can show after it's all done up and I can pin it on my portfolio.
But the WIP are strictly and explicitly owned by AngryHangar.
.. which is kind of weird now that I think about it. But either way.
.. also remembering that I added that lifting buddy on kik awhile aho oh god I completely forgot I hope he doesn't hate me now
>>5171735
I know it's sin on this site but
Reddit account?
>>5171717
This singing is just so god damn awful. You really shouldn't post such terrible talentless music.
>>5171756
I don't have a reddit acount, pls
just give kik i already installed it
or go by the tinychat and give it to me if you preferr less public.
>>5171743
Trust me circé, im a lawyer
>>5171762
Aber mein Freund, Wie geht's du?
>>5171775
what a cutie.
>>5171778
How do you feel about Mexican spiders?
>>5171771
Well, I also casually promised, too, and that's enough for me!
Look, I'm a pixel pusher of my word, ok.
Can we talk about how great Katzenjammer is, instead
>>5171785
made me chuckle. thank you.
It's been a few days since I've eaten gluten and I'm feeling a lot more alert, a bit less bloated too. Still need to get tested, but I'm feeling more comfortable with it not in my system right now.
Also, why are people so scared of spiders? They're cute, and I don't mind them, except when they go near my space. I had a mouse spider on my wall, above my bed, and I promptly killed it, because that's my space. RIP Spider. Should've stayed near the window where he was.
(Also is Sam here? You'd better be keeping yourself warm your sprinkle arsed fag)
>>5171822
>disclosing people's real name on here
That's really shitty m9.
>>5171822
I tested for Celiac disease a week ago, just got the results. Anti gliadin, anti transglutaminase and antiendomysial IgGs and IgAs all turned positive.
No more gluten for me.
>>5171059
I always liked "Breathe Me" since I first heard it on "Verbotene Liebe" When Christian confesses his love for Olli.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSJjAs6gi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y
>>5171828
You're gonna lose weight cutting gluten out of your diet
Irrelevant, but cutting gluten helped with my cousin's vitiligo.
>>5171827
he means our little potato, that went by samhainon for halloween. I think.
>>5171845
I can't afford to lose weight desu. Im permaskinny
Où sont les mecs donc là?
>>5171847
Oh, nevermind then.
>>5171828
Gluten isn't even worth it anyway. You're better off. I use to eat oatmeal in the morning and get very tired afterward. Once I started eating Gluten Free oatmeal I feel much better and not tired. Think of it as a blessing in disguise.
>>5171867
I have enough metabolic issues as it is. Most of them make me tired. I'm glad to be rid of one source of noise.
>>5171827
You silly.
>>5171828
Ouch. I'm avoiding it at the moment. So much shit has wheat in it, it's unreal, I couldn't even have carbonara sauce because it had fucking wheat in it. How're you coping with the dietary change?
I also can't afford to lose weight, I've been trying to gain wait, but so far all I've had is stomach pain, increased fatigue, and a bleeding asshole.
lJŋˈgwJstJks ˈmeJʤər hir
>>5171876
I live in the right continent for it. almost all sources of carbs in latinamerica are corn/manioc or some weird thing.
I'm sticking to the more traditional things, theyre fine.
But yeah, even some kinds of Ham have gluten in them.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TndBViTADMI
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSlXkOX6n3s
>>5171894
morrissey is such a fag
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1U9LNsfMTI
>>5171886
You lucky bugger, in the UK everything is packed with fucking wheat. Inconvenient. I'm really hoping I don't have celiacs, fuck that. Gluten free biscuits as well, oh my god they cost a fortune. I can't give up biscuits.
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb6mGeY1h5k
>>5171902
its one of those things you don't want to have to deal with, definitely.
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1m3XncKyL0
>>5171894
the ending of this video is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snilyQDc69k
Hm.. I can share old stuff, tho
Does gaygen like pixels?
false evidence appearing real
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGoz4A6OLBQ
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FaV9PnTU4
>>5171898
>being faggish
that's what sold in the 80s
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUvInuJwS0&index=5&list=PL68EF16B7C2EC3F93
i want to fall asleep and never wake up again
to everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LUssy5lwA
>>5171973
>satie
my bumdriller
>>5171991
that only works if theres someone cuddling you
>>5171992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAHyasJYkJQ
>>5171991
this desu
>>5171995
it also works with people who want to die
>>5171991
can I lie on top of you and also never wake up again?
>>5172008
dover?
>>5171993
is satie known as a gay thing? I had no idea
> tfw I unknowingly fulfill the stereotype
>>5172023
okay
>>5172028
don't ask me, I just like Satie.
BEST SONG OF ALL TIME
http://youtu.be/pPA2j9ZbTmc
>>5172041
This isn't even funny like the throw dat boypussy song
>>5172032
h-hi anon
what other music do you like?
Edvard Grieg 4 life
http://youtu.be/fKfGDqXEFkE
>>5172061
Verdi, Rachmaninov, Liszt, Handel, Grieg are most played recently.
>>5171894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_EougWltgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgM5GrhK1l8
>>5171240
I don't hate spiders at all, they're brotier as fuck.
>>5172077
A bit of Grieg is fun, Rachmaninov can also be fun.
Haven't actually listened to Grieg in a while.
Sup fags?
>>5172319
Gaygen totally died for some reason
>>5172385
I don't know why. What arew you up to?
>>5172385
normies went to sleep
>>5172402
> tfw /celgen/ will one day overtake /gaygen/ and /mtfgen/ as the most popular thread on /lgbt/
Browsing haircut ideas for my mister..
Random cuties on google..
>tfw straight
>somehow convinced everyone im bisexual
>just like hanging out with gays because they are nice to me and treat me like im desired
>would probably fuck a guy just to try it but never actively have ever fetishized males
>have made out with guys but that was drunk when I was a 16 year old beta girl
>>5172475
it's like one step forward and two steps back with you, makitty
>>5172480
Im just a whore desu
How are you sludgey?
>>5172469
>Darkies
>>5172488
feelin weird feelin tired
just admit you love boys
night
>>5172498
gnight
i luv u desu
>>5172599
Is that...CUM?!?!?!??!?!
>Add crush on FB
>Profile says "interested in women"
H-he's just closeted, right? Real straight people are secure enough to not list that...right?
Why is literally ever man I like straight?
>>5172674
Straight people list that they're interested in the opposite sex
Gays list nothing
>>5172624
YES :))))))))))))
>>5172679
I always notice this.
sometimes flamers put interested in men though
>>5172511
Sup
Also tfw you've got bad DOMS while on your feet for a 9 hour shift
>>5172736
I don't know if you're being serious or not but I'm gonna ruin the fun and let you know that that's milk being poured into a guy's mouth while he's lying on his back, and he spits it all out because he starts choking on it (and cereal).
>>5172799
ugh. I just had a flashback of that video where one chick uses another chick's speculumed anal cavity as a cereal bowl. Really wished I hadn't remembered that one. :/
>>5172490
he's so cute, tho
Can't sleep desu
Knew I shouldn't have taken that nap :c
>ywn become beargnant
>>5172871
>you will never imbeargnate your bearband
>you will never growl into his ear about how you're going to fuck a baby into him
>you will never rub his furry tummy and feel your child kicking
>>5172871
>tfw a gaunt grizzly bear will never chase you through the woods and tackle you, pinning you to the ground while you feel its cock harden against your taint.
>tfw you will never scream with pain and pleasure as the bear thrusts it cock deep inside you
>tfw you will never smell the musky scent of a wild animal and feel its greasy fur on your naked back as it totally dominates you, making you its bitch
>tfw you will never cum multiple times as the best thrusts over and over again, hitting your prostate each time
>tfw you will never feel the Bears seed fill up your insides like hot lava
>tfw you will never feel its steaming cum run down your leg as the bear pulls out its cock
>tfw you will never have your boywomb impregnated by a wild grizzly bear
It's a bad feel
>>5172929
This is the gayest shit ever. I hope to have a twink to imbearegnate one day.
>inbeareminate?
>>5172996
Found the twink who can't get bearegnant from his bearbunds bearsperm. :^)
>>5173031
Not a twink. I am hairier than most gaygen. Just think bara/bears/fat people is disgusting. Chris Pratt and Steve raider and this disgusting fat people is not attractive
>>5173031
Only bears can get beargnant
Twinks get twinknant
duh
you retard
>>5171855
Chai pas
>>5173042
Whatever you say honey sweets. Now go mosey your butt on up to the pool and play in the water with your girlfriends and let daddy have his man talk with his guy friends.
>>5173043
>Only bears can get beargnant
>Twinks get twinknant
>duh
>you retard
He hasn't got a twink beargnant!
>laughing sluts dot tiff
Just a threadly reminder that <pic related> is what happens when bears and twinks crossbreed. Think About It! Won't You?
>>5173075
I do not have female friends. I am not allowed talk with strange women. You are attracted to "masculinity" because it is something missing in you that you are looking to complete. Disgusting fat hairy man will never feel as nice as feeling smoot soft skin. Already I am hairy. Hairy + hairy is disgusting
>>5173106
>Hairy + hairy is disgusting
true. which is why fem + masc gay relationships are best. :)
is attraction to unattractive fat hairy men with gay faces a thing outside gaygen?
i seriously hope not
>>5173145
I think there's people who like it obviously but not as condensed
Most people like photogenic, incredibly handsome people
>>5173139
>fem+masc
The best (:
I want to rub my dick on nice soft smooth ass/thighs. Not rough hairy legs. That is not comfortable. If I want hairy I will look myself on mirror
I WANT TO BE IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP BUT YOU FAGS ARE WHORES AND MAKING US STRAIGHT MEN EVEN STRAIGHTER!!
>>5173179
Even me?
>>5173193
>biscum
Yes tbqh :^)
im just kidding how are you tonight?
>>5173196
Sore af still. Shift is almost over at least. Hbu
Oh my god, imagine shooting your seed inside a qt's tight little pucker and watching him expand as the baby grows in his shiterus.
Lactation will follow, accompanied by sensitive nipples.
He will even get into hormonal rages, followed by emotional neediness. It would be so cute!
>I will never get another man pregnant
>>5173198
I would hate to work the third shift tbqh
Im alright
Revaluting my life.
Reading a bunch of literature and going to go on a mini bulk soon.
>>5173199
Whore :^)
I am a whore tho tbqh but I just want a cute relationship with a shorter guy than me.
Forbidden love is best love tbqh
>>5173204
>tfw no boyfriend to shove my cock into
>I will never use those 40 dollar coctail of supplements to fill up my princesses boipussy
>will never drown my bf in cum and have them choke for a solid 4 seconds until they gain their traction
>I will never give them the heimlich manuever while its happening but after they spit it out i would be extremely proud that I made someone have that reaction
My internets still down and my gfs sleeping so im lewdposting
>>5173106
I'm a bear that loves twinks you faggot.
I just wanna hug a cute guy
>>5173225
Gay.
>>5173222
I got moved to 2nd shift lead. So im out in 15 minutes. Its nice not sleeping through most of the day
>>5173228
yeah, i think that's the correct description of all the things i feel
>>5173233
...You win this round.
>>5173222
How can you post here if your internet is down?
>>5173179
plus they want to be really mean to us straighties too ;~;
>m-m-maybe i don't w-want to bottom
>>5173244
There's a super cute mtf girl here who's super flirty.
There is also a white guy who is kinda cute but also a total obnoxious idiot, who bums cigs and food off everyone and necer pays them back. I mostly avoid him and he's on 1st so its p easy to
>>5173241
This reminds me of my DOS days.
>>5173251
What's wrong with shitdick, shitlord?
>>5173261
Pregnancy is not perverted, you degenerate.
Especially between two men. That is the most pure form of love there is, since women are not capable of real love!
>>5173261
I'd be ok with getting my ass eaten out tbqh
I eat also even though I am top doesnt bother me any.
>>5173250
I wish I had cute mtfs at my job. I have never actually talked to an mtf before besides my best friend that transitioned and we made out once but other than that trannys in person always kind of weirded me out tbqh
manly arms/hands are heaven ;_;
