Do you have a dog?
>>5169304
>lewd
Recording myself putting random household object up my butt as a horny 14-18 year old.
>disgusting
When I was putting stuff up my butt I was at least smart enough to use mineral oil for lube and give myself some half assed enema. Sometimes there was poo or this ass mucus stuff. Depending on how I was feeling, I sometimes kept on going.
I also jerked/sucked off my brothers sometimes (triplets). One of them put their dick in my butt.
>hurtful
Punched my brother square in the jaw once
>illegal
See lewd
I'm still chatting with the silly filly. He actually has my kik and skype now.
I hope you dont do anything stupid.
>>5169554
+1
i am approve
>>5169548
Absolutely. She is the only girl I'll ever need in my life.
if this is a guys grindr pic hes fake, right?
>>5169572
...no?
>>5169554
lol why even
>>5169572
get a dick pic and post here pls
>>5169572
Why? He's not even qt.
>>5169571
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED,
WAS BORN WITH BROWN BUTTONS IN HER EYES
BUT THEN WE PUT HER TO SLEEP
ONE EVENING RIGHT PAST 5
AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE SNOW
ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERY SOUL
NOW SHE'S A LITTLE DOG IN SPAIN
PLAYING FETCH THE BALL WITH FLAMES
>>5169598
not imo. looks good for a selfie but still looks like a selfie. maybe he's got photoshop skills.
>>5169560
I'll prove myself.
>>5169548
I did... until I bashed it's skull in because it didn't use my correct pronoun.
>>5169611
poor attention to meter, 4/10
>>5169619
>Not having woof, bark, yelp pronouns
Fucking pleb.
>>5169621
It was spontaneous, my dog died recently.
It was for my feels.
And yeah, I agree, 4/10. I could refine this though, and make it at least a 7.
>>5169632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD2cPL5rDM8
I love my dog and she loves me
The world's a mess and so are we
She tumbles long green, muddy fields
Sick with joy and glee
And as she dreams sweet puppy dreams
Whimpering gently
>no eccentric inventor bf
he only lives within an hours drive of me also
>>5169695
>>5169666
Anon, your taste is 10/10. That song was gold. I loved every second of it.
Got more?
Someone please yell at me for wanting to reach out to my cheating ex I'm pathetic
>>5169728
Dont do it, if you do he wins.
People must not be allowed to get away with deplorable acts of betrayal like infedilty.
You dont need his lying, amoral ass.
>>5169728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4OGXdxxNNA
I'm not good at yelling. Let this guy do it for me.
>>5169728
Don't do it, anon.
You deserve someone who'll respect your feelings and help you feel like they appreciate your affections as much as you appreciate theirs.
>>5169736
Who the fuck listens to that garbage.
>>5169756
Scene kids from the early 00's. It's nostalgic, and interesting to say the least. The band has come a long way, and so has that form of music.
hnngg
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/6d677649b1/869170-8
>>5169756
I see you are a true connoisseur of music.
Might I recommend you, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRUhwJ9Upw
>>5169768
That made me laugh, though.
>>5169768
I can't.
I just can't.
That song.
lol
>>5169768
>*HIGH QUALITY*
I didn't listen to it, but that part of the title made me laugh.
>>5169768
Hitler where's femgen? Is it dead for good now that everyone moved to /cuteboys/?
>>5169799
It's dead, and rightfully so.
Trannies flooded the place and there ended up more of them than actual boys
A* translation work boys
Okay, this is the first draft.
http://pastebin.com/QXHivniH
Let me know what you faggots think.
>>5169816
That translation is shit
It doesnt even say anything about looking at body
>>5169829
OOOOHH
im going to start watermarking my nudes, thats genius
>>5169616
I'm talking to him on skype, though now he nows most of my family secrets.
R8 my doxxing skills and what do?
I want to cut myself and watch myself bleed
>>5169844
dont do that
>>5169844
It won't last, babe
Don't hurt yourself.
Ask your future self what kind of body they want to be using.
>>5169844
I wish I could cut myself again desu
>>5169720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBjiATvxoj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUkIHx-rzHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7lDCY4smvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAg6h-yYtSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvnS4KGoOVg
let me know what you think
>>5169842
Kill this muslim nigger faggot. His family is one the trans, Jewish, communist-capitalist leaders of the great conspiracy. Burn his house and behead his chickens. This kike does not mess around.
He also doxxed me and my mom. Pls help me bring this whoreson into the grave.
desu
>>5169874
Do you swear on your mom that this is true?
Does /gaygen/ watch The Good Stuff?
Two kind of nerdy adorable guys
I really like watching them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrJqAfBrLm0
>>5169859
This sounds like lo-fi post-rock. But in an extremely folk-ish way. I absolutely love it.
Reminds me of Jeff Buckley. What other music do you like?
>>5169879
I keed, I keed. He's actually pretty chill.
senpai
>>5169763
Hot desu
>>5169886
>Implying you arent talking with him right now
>>5169894
I am. Dunno how I implied that.
>>5169882
I'm pretty depressed these days so I only listen to classical and London Grammar lol
Usually I'm pretty all consuming when it comes to music, except rap and hip hop, never been able to get into that.
>>5169909
Really, hip hop? Even stuff like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1_GVRtme0
It's a shame you aren't.
London Grammar is nice, but I can't seem to get into them properly. But what kinda classical music are you into?
>>5169947
Handel, Rachmaninov, Liszt, Paganini and Verdi has been going on repeat the past weeks.
>tfw I will never date myself
>>5169962
Damn, was hoping for Kurt Weill. Have not yet met another fan of his music before.
But I do dig Lizst. Schostakovitch occasionally. Favorite would have to be Bach though. German musicians are my favorite nonetheless.
>>5169909
tell me what you think of
https://youtu.be/Ars5Ji58Imo
and
https://youtu.be/L4EDy6wTOsg
(wait for the music bit to start)
>>5169973
p-pardon?
>>5169974
I've mostly listened to Weil through Tom Waits. I've been meaning to check him out, might do it when I feel in the mood this week.
>>5169998
quadz
>>5169999
nigger
I know 4 gay people. Im not attracted to any of them.
am i straight? im just not remotely interested in them.
>>5170005
everyone knows TruGays are only attracted to straight men.
>>5170005
Yes, they just don't make your dick hard for them.
tfw friendzoned after sex
?
>>5169988
I would get along best with myself.
I would life to date/have a relationship with a perfect clone of myself. Someone who looks and thinks the same exact way
>>5169982
Just done listening to both, I think its just too repetitive compositionally, and I can't relate to the lyrical content at all. Sorry.
>>5169812
how do you even tell whether someone is a tranny or femboi?
>>5170042
semantics
"I want to look like a girl!"~both
>>5170030
>You like guys, don't you?
not really
A true classic
http://youtu.be/6586iJkPaXo
>>5170038
Interesting! You couldnt even relate to Dopefiends Diner? I find it tells a compelling story myself.
>>5170059
It couldn't really be further removed from my life to tell you the truth. I also found the refrain a bit corny.
>>5170020
I'd probably feel cheap and unclean.
>>5170065
I guess we come from different backgrounds, theres bound to be some cultural differences in taste.
Hm.
I assume you're middle-classish?
This might resonate, its about societal expectations and NEETism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sClhmDN5Fcs
>>5170051
I may not see it as b&w as you do but as an outsider to /femgen/ there at least seemed to be a lot of overlap. I just don't see how a tranny could ruin it if they are after the same sort of shit... or how you could even tell if someone is a tranny unless they outright told you... in which case then they are saying it themselves that they don't belong in /femgen/ because they are outting themselves.
>>5170063
how to find daddy bears to fuck me if I'm 18, never leave my room (but very clean) kind of awkward and no car. 5'9" and black
>>5170091
grindr, dummy
>>5170074
working class from the country side actually, sorry that didn't resonate either. Rap just seems so focused on telling a story that I often find very simple and the repetitions gives me ADD.
>>5170042
As a twink its very simple. There are actual gay boys who love having a male body and then there are people attempting to make themselves look like a girl so as to alleviate the stress they have, when the tannies figured they could have another general to shitpost in and ruin, femgen and twinkgen collapsed and the minor amount of people who weren't trannies either stopped browsing the board or came to gaygen.
>>5170093
It seems almost wrong to send a naive 18yr old to grindr.
>>5170106
>people who weren't trannies either stopped browsing the board or came to gaygen
aka me
>>5170078
Realistically, anyone who is uncomfortable with their assigned gender (in any capacity) is transgender. "Femboys" reject their male traits. The distinction between femboys and traditionally transgender people is mostly willingness to undergo surgery.
That being said, gender is a spectrum rather than binary; but being trans or not (at least in terms of classification) is binary. This further complicates things. If you need to fit a specific classification as to who can post where on an imageboard, you're going to have a bad time.
>>5170111
I was going to say the same thing but then Cookie Thumper came on and I was like, well, geeze, if the boy wants to fuck, let him.
>>5170091
Please do not copulate outside your race!
If you were to get pregnant, it would be such a waste of a cute, white daddy's seed!
>>5170115
>Assigned gender
>Gender is a spectrum rather than binary
>>5170121
Also want a sugar daddy too bc I'm in my senior year of high school and poor
would you?
>>5170129
>Not white
Absolutely not.
>>5170129
>>5170125
>smug anime face
Whatever, bud. Just the APA's position. If we let transphobic people win they'll come for us next.
>>5170129
welp, I lost.
fuck you, you motherfucker. fucking fuck you.
you don't deserve to post.
>>5170129
he seriously has an obama tatooo?
I'd cum right on obama's face.
>>5170129
If he had no tattoos yeah
>>5170104
I personally love stories, and I very much appreciate the singleminded energy and purpose that goes into songs that are musically repetitive - the artist can really focus on telling his story with a steady and standard beat. Thats why I prefer older hiphop - it typically has very repetitive beats with all teh emphasis on the lyrics.
So I think you might like more modern hiphop, perhaps. Kanye especially is less about telling a story and more about artistic statements and a varied musical track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kktuYCDKAiM
Stick with it, its worth it.
>>5170135
>APA
We need to unite against delusional trannies, I'm sick of being associated with them.
>>5170132
>beige and olive not masterace
Shit taste desu
>>5170137
>I lost
you lost what exactly? Not understanding your hostile post.
>>5170127
>I want to dabble in pseudo prostitution
then I guess grindr is the perfect place for that then
>>5170153
the game
>>5170127
have fun getting beat up and raped, kid
>>5170131
>>5170132
>>5170143
all these little white boys scared of blk thugs with tattoos
>>5170153
the game was lost
>>5170149
If it's not white, it's not right.
>tfw no Scandinavian bf to rub sunscreen on before going on a date
>>5170172
That fucking hair, holy shit
And those moves
I wanna party with them
..sauce?
.. also why is it mirrored, tho
>>5170174
b-but beige is like an o-off white
I'll be white one day a-anon. Just you wait
>>5170172
I hate black guys, they are the only one contacting me on grindr, I usually block every black on there before they start with their stupid shit.
>watching gam groomps
>realize Barry is kind of a babe
>>5170179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7oMF-6W78
https://instagram.com/iammicahdamac/?hl=en
>>5170172
all the relaxer in the world couldn't get those results
nigga got two inches of napp under 27 inches of chinese import
>>5170194
link to an episode that shows off Barry?
I only ever watched jontron stuff before.
>>5170194
>he watches post-Jon Grumps
>>5170186
NOT WHITE ENOUGH.
They need to shimmer in the sun and glow in the dark.
AHHHHH, white men are the best.
>tfw no corpse looking bf
>>5170114
And my Axe!
>>5170194
I'd fuck Danny, mostly because I want to roughly hatefuck a jewboy.
>>5170225
hmu babe
doesnt get any more pallid than this
>>5170240
pls imgur the lewd version of this :3
>>5170242
im saving myself for marriage
>>5170240
Is that some sparse chest hair? Feelg is growing up!
>>5170240
is that cum on your upper body?
how is your face game? you have a real nice bod, but the face is what matters most to me.
>>5170241
pls take your tranny shit posting to /̶f̶e̶m̶g̶e̶n̶/̶ ̶/̶t̶w̶i̶n̶k̶g̶e̶n̶/̶ /mtfgen/.
>>5170225
See to me, that's just unappealing. His body hair must be non-exsistant
>>5170253
Lel Hitler and I were the only two non trannies from /femgen & twinkgen/
>masturbate to femboy porn
>trealize I'll never be a cute little boy
Why do I have to be fat and ugly and manly
>>5170248
i'll be your husband
>>5170106
>randomly post juu
I see you SP
>>5170258
Personally, I don't like extreme paleness.
>>5170275
nigger
>>5170249
I now have a fairly even layer of fluff, but its blonde so it doesnt really show up in pictures ive tried to take of it. my happy trail is getting out of control though.
>>5170250
Theres a doxxed pic of me from 2 years ago floating around which is ugly as fuck, so id rather just post what i look like more recently to forestall that.
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1445/37/1445371790394.jpg
>>5170267
>masturbate to bara porn
>realise i may never be a beefy qt
Why do i have to be born skinny and pale and feminine
>>5170267
god made you a pedo?
>>5170248
>tfw no yungboi to sweep off his feet, carry him over the threshold to our marriage bed and proceed to take his brown cherry.
so how do you feel about older... much older men? I'vvvvvve got bags of candy! :)))
>>5170275
For me, I don't care if you're masc, femme, tall, manlet, fat or fit. Just be hairy and I'll think you're good looking
Twinks just don't appeal to me.
>>5170283
It's self insertion. I'm attracted to big manly men but I get off to the thought of being small and soft
>>5170274
Lel I saved one of his images from last night
>>5170286
candys nice and all, but the real question is do you have a white van with the words "free candy" crudely spraypainted on the side and a heavy deadbolt on the door?
That would be the real clincher for me to be honest
>>5170281
its not scars, fortunately. I saw a guy on /fit/ who had a super scarred-up upper body, made me feel bad for the guy. Some kind of car accident.
>>5170199
He's in all the live-action compilations. I could like those if you want. "Stout Train" is also pretty cute. Here he is eating a hot pepper and reviewing a game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacCaOZsccU
>>5170224
I like Jon-era grumps just as much, though I could see how some people wouldn't like the Danny stuff. His sense of humor is way different from Jon's. Personally, I think Jon is funnier on his own.
>>5170229
Agree. I wish he was in more live-action stuff.
>>5170235
Danny's pretty cool, too. His hair has become increasingly ridiculous as the show goes on.
>>5170299
sweetie, I've got all the things. How do feel about frilly dresses?
>>5170280
You're too qt to be on here. What keeps you here? Social anxiety? Too much free time?
>>5170294
I like hair, too, desu. It's a pretty heavy condition for attractiveness for me, too. It's not exclusive, tho, if someone's charming enough.
Or if I just endear to them.. hm, well, I guess it's not super heavy after all.
It's a huge plus, tho.
>>5170311
I like cheering people up and giving advice. Makes me feel helpful.
Plus, yeah, a wee bit of social ineptidute does mean that I am home alone most nights, and posting passes the time.
>>5170314
everyone has hair if they let it grow
basically everyone unless they are a genetic freak
not everyone is necessarily hairless
inherently we are more valuable
>>5170280
you'd pass as a giirl
>>5170240
Pretty. Nice nipples.
>>5170280
Oh, nvm. It's gay scarf, ugly shoes twink.
>>5170258
I literally give no shits about body hair, so long as they don't completely shave their pubes. That just looks fucking weird.
I just want some delicious white meat to play with, the more pale and blond the better.
>>5170323
Interestingly, thats the only time ive ever dressed up properly for anything. I was so proud i even posted it here!
Theyre not even my clothes - I only own tshirts and one or two buttondowns.
...i dont know why im defending myself. I can wear what I want, mate.
>>5170321
Excellent. Always good to have options.
>>5170321
it's like pre-lip surgery lana del rey omg
>>5170280
I would switch bodies with you desu
I'm 6'3", broad shoulders, big guy, hairy, no problem putting on weight
I wanna be a qt
>>5170316
>I like cheering people up and giving advice. Makes me feel helpful.
<3
>>5170318
I, uhm?
>>5170321
someone did that to me once and I cried
>>5170280
>https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1445/37/1445371790394.jpg
I'm straight, but curious enough to want to be your bf.
>>5170333
t b h
hes fat
gyno + genetically inferior body structure
and off-putting face
>>5170331
lana was hotter pre-surgery
>>5170345
>I'm straight
desu senpai baka
>>5170346
>gyno
fuggin man diddies :-DDDD
>>5170345
I'm sorry to say my current plan is to get as big as possible over the next few years, and maybe compete at my local powerlifting meet next year if i can get my shit together.
I wont be a femboy-lite for much longer I hope.
>>5170347
I'll keep it in mind! Thank you!
>>5170346
fite me irl, c wat happens
>>5170327
You cannot. You will never be fierce if you don't follow my advice, twinkshit.
I-I could even make a fierce woman. H-h-how tall are you? Are you willing to go on a strict diet?
I want to get this project started, you could be my new modelfu.
>>5170347
he needs to meet up with zombii IRL is what he needs to do.
>poor zombii
>>5170321
you should make a collage of every camwhore you've done that to now.
>>5170351
Post qt 5652 :3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3hLAYTbCqM
How attractive is the guy in the video? R8 please and his potential.
>>5170354
>I'm sorry to say my current plan is to get as big as possible over the next few years, and maybe compete at my local powerlifting meet next year if i can get my shit together.
I can tolerate that, cutie.
>>5170350
from that to this
>>5170351
that was some other straight lurker, not me btw.
>dear capcha, a solar panel is not a fucking street sign
>>5170240
>tfw will never be this hairless
>>5170371
Unnatural blonds are the fucking worst. Literally why?
We all know that blond is master race, but this is just sad.
>>5170376
just shave if you wanna be hairless, its not *that* hard
>>5170371
the jews are a mean bunch.
>>5170240
this is from /fit/ I think
>>5170371
to this
>>5170376
Rabbi why don't you come out of the closet?
>>5170380
It only lasts a little bit, then you can feel it
>>5170369
hes pretty cute, i think its his attitude thats the cutest thing though - he looks so innocent and nonchalant!
>>5170369
.. not at all.
What a douchebag.
>>5170350
she looks like she was a pastor's daughter who was really, really into horses in high school
i prefer daddy issues bimbo lana
>>5170384
only attention whores tell world where they put their dick. And it is stupid to come out as bi
>>5170314
I bless allah every day that I'm Turkish. Allah tier genes gave me my hair
>>5170390
grill pls go, I want the opinion of cute guys
>>5170369
EPIC PRANKS 2015 PUBLIC VINE STRANGER CANCER GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL 2015
>>5170369
He's a six, I'd say.
>>5170400
I actually don't think I have any idea what you look like
Did Allah give me my hair, too? I'm Venezuelan.
>>5170413
You are literally a tranny now leave
>>5170362
i wish i'd saved mine
i looked like amy winehouse mixed with bayonetta
>>5169548
>be bi (don't shoot me)
>hanging with bestfriend at other friend's house
>It's quite chilly, mention "wow, I'm really cold".
>He says "Do you wanna hug? I heard that's a good way to warm up
>He embraces me tightly, I return such.
>We hug closely for like 15 seconds
>Other friend walks out of house and we awkwardly detach from one another
Is it just me or was that extremely fucking gay?
>>5170369
Pretty cute, 6.5/10. But I have a thing for slob-looking white guys.
To a certain degree, that is.
Personality wise, fucking annoying, just like anyone else who makes prank videos.
>>5170382
i post on fit whenever i lack motivation.
heres an old pic i havent posted anywhere before as proof i am me. shows up some of my bodyhair also actually.
>>5170403
Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up! proud of you!
>>5170398
but nobody will ever ask you out if they think youre straight...
>>5170424
I looked like the aliens from mars attacks when they're trying to be human
>>5170440
Holy shit, I want to fuck you like a slutty woman.
>>5170440
>but nobody will ever ask you out if they think youre straight...
Rabbi married, right? If true, he shouldn't come out.
>>5170440
>i post on fit whenever i lack motivation.
I was the guy who wanted to fuck you to the point of total exhaustion. Remember?
>>5170445
you dont look that bad
you just look like you hang out with the devil
and get tossed around between the hell's angels
as they take turns turning you inside out
>>5170480
>yfw suddenly cher
if only you could turn back time
>>5170440
ugh..my boner
stop giving me cummies
>>5170480
Jesus fucking Christ
>>5170487
>Not wanting to grope those meaty titties and ass
>Not wanting to stuff it in that pink hole with his face planted on the bed, screaming in pleasure
>>5170497
Y O U
O
U
>>5170480
>tfw hitler is a top
;-; ;-; ;-;
>>5170505
that is the absolute perfect amount of facial hair for a man to have.
FACT.
>>5170502
you gotta admit, Hitler could totally pull off the drag queen Cher impersonator thing.
>tfw gyno
I can't tell if it's a tumor or breast tissue
My right nip is totally flat
It's a bad feel
>>5170440
I wish I looked like that desu
Would top/10
>>5170460
Lol why do gays make out women to be sluts when they are the biggest whores going?
>>5170513
>>5170505
>Not wanting to grope those meaty titties and ass
absolutely straight tier
kys desu~~
>>5170513
looks like a 2 dollar hooker
>>5170513
you don't know how much this pleases me anon...brb...
>>5170440
>but nobody will ever ask you out if they think youre straight...
Already I am in relationship so this is no problem.
Pls advice your leg routine
>>5170508
He keeps his face pretty clear most of the time, unfortunately.
>>5170517
I acknowledge that. It's just that women are fucking evil, and don't appreciate all the straight qts.
>>5170507
verse top but who's counting
>>5170514
Chad Michaels would come to my house and murder me in my sleep
>>5170532
damn he's perfect
>>5170531
I do 5x5 sets of heavy barbell squats 3 times a week, and 1x5 heavy deadlifts 1 or 2 times a week.
My squat is currently 90kg at my 73kg bodyweight, and deadlift is 105.
>>5170513
reminds me of my fav youtube prostitute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWbwx7s1EI
>>5170537
you look more like Cher that he does tqh senpai
>>5170513
yeap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9r9gG2fgqQ
>>5170423
Oh circe. You get bullied enough on /gaygen/, don't start bullying yourself xx
And yes I did mean body hair.
>>5170540
He's qt, but looks a little too "clean" most of the time for my personal taste.
Definitely a 9.5/10 though.
>>5170576
gay face
>>5170568
i think she's dead, haven't seen a new video in like 3 years from her...last video she made she was going to bohemian grove to save her two kids that she gave up for adoption to her master mason from being ritually sacrificed
>>5170585
That's not gay face, this is gay face.
>>5170537
...me
bc vers twink sex is hot
>>5170622
>barafags will defend this
>tfw 5/10 slightly effeminate bottom who will only date 7+/10 masc tops (100% tops btw)
i'll die alone desu
how can a love be so wrong, when it feels so... wrong.
>>5170635
i bought a new pair of sneakers today ^_^ i start gym next week
>>5170632
ohhhh dear
>>5170625
>vers twink sex is hot
well yeah
I prefer topping but flipping is fine
