(You)
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>tfw no seaweed-wrapped sushi to suck
>tfw someone at lunch beats u up and takes ur lunch money
do NOT go to school tomorrow
>>5957930
ill give u hickies if u want desu
>>5957917
sleep tight islas
>>5957944
damn right
>>5957950
*grabs u by the collar* back off KID........
>>5957918
how am i supposed to even like do that
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>>5957967
f-friends? :3c
I require more attention please.
>>5957962
I like the new cleaned-up OP text.
>>5957973
>yume always looks like an ugly gabe newell
how is this possible
>>5957973
Do you even go to school? I thought you were a NEET...
>>5957977
than ks lad
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>>5957978
how do you know my deadname?
>>5957984
i am a neet thats true... housewife neet lolidomme desu
>>5957983
go to sleep slut
>>5957976
I can't remember which trip always posts this pairing...
>>5957986
I will sooon mommmyyy ;-;
>>5957983
yayyy i love making new friends
hope you sleep well if thats what youre doing!
>>5957973
get someone else to take the picture or use a timer
>>5957986
lolis aren't usually fat men
>>5957969
oh god
I really wish I could afford sushi right now
>>5957988
pookie
>>5957991
ill be doing that sooooon
>>5957997
okii
what time is it where you are?
>tfw no cute transgf
REEEE
>>5957993
im not fat
sry
>>5957989
sleep on my mega milks
>>5957992
uhhh okay 1 sec lol
>>5957998
bites
>>5957988
I can't remember which trip posts this pairing with me....
>>5957996
>>5957998
s-stfu
>>5958002
>tfw no (insert person here)
>>5958006
Fuck off Wade, you loser.
>>5958007
aaaah using 24 hour time but not in europe >~<
not too late then
>>5958006
gay hahah
>>5958012
ROFL
WHAT THE FUCK LOL
>>5958003
not even a real vampire loli like me baka
>>5958011
callifornia
>>5958013
just got my shit fucked up
>>5958016
yeah i got west coast
what part of cali?
>>5958020
southwestern
ventura
>>5958021
ooh is it nice there at all?
>>5958023
nope, hate it with a burning passion.
>>5958024
awww :(
why?
do you have plans to move?
I'm surplus to requirements
>>5958026
because its hot here
it sucks
jobs are too difficult to get
its aids
sales taxes are fucked
i hate it here
i want to move but idk if i can
>>5958029
sorry to hear that
whats holding you down? just lack of money?
>>5958015
true i guess u are the real one, ojousama
>>5958007
sleep on my yummy tummy baby
>>5958002
tfw qt transgirl trip gf
>>5957992
dude this is FUCKING hard
i dont know how to do this
help
>>5957969
My lunch yesterday, lose the seaweed, just take the salmon :D
Its Korean version of sashimi, so yummy.
>>5958029
>ventura
>hot
>>5958033
yeah you better understand your place in all this
>>5958033
just get someone else to take it?
>>5958037
well i hope those things change for you in the future! things will turn out fine, they always do
AAAAAAAAAA
>>5958043
thank you <3
>>5958037
dude dw dude im LITERALLY going to kidnap you
>>5958041
amy tried but she was really high and it didnt look good lol
i have my AGP mirror but theres literally no light in my room :- (
what else can i do for now, maybe alison will be our saving grace
>>5958037
hit 116 in summer here
Does anyone know any informed consent clinics in Austin?
>>5958048
>people who dont know how to take pictures
i thought you were all sluts here
learn this shit
>>5958048
I dont know who that is but that works
Thanks for not just giving up by the way
i just woke up from a depressive alcohol binge drinking do i pass?
>>5958058
thats a cute boy :^)
>>5958058
yea you do wanna go out?
>>5958058
who?
anyone been to satori laser in NYC/LI? if not does anyone have any recommendations for laser clinics in NY?
i want to be yumes little girl
so this night went to sadness and envy anywho
tfw bf killed himself because of me 5 years ago
wooo wooo wooo wooo wooo
fucking nice.
anyways off for real to go be a little bitch and cry about it
>>5958053
i usually do, but i have quality control
the lighting in here is non-existant
usually when i take pics i open my window to let all the light in
>>5958055
does this work??
i guess this pic is alright
>>5958057
im not memeing
>>5958065
WHO??
>>5958067
ouch... sleep well i guess...
hope you feel better in the morning
>>5958071
random anon desu but i want to be your little girl
i love you yume
>>5958069
sweet, where do you live?
>>5958075
i live on skype mostly but sometimes i live in the north UK too.
>tfw someone unintentionally reminds you of your miniscule amount of facial hair, and you completely fall apart in a crying dysphoric mess
Why the fuck did I have to be born like this? What kind of cruel joke is an existence where a few stray hairs can reduce a functioning adult to tears?
>>5958071
how'd you get your legs so smooth?
i'm jelly af
>>5958076
>uk
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>5958078
>a few
bitch i have a beard and i have chest hair
try living with dysphoria and that shit
>>5958080
>north
>london
it was fate senpai, unless you want to be skype friends we can't go out i'm sorreh
>>5958087
im just messin around, im in the us, it was doomed from the beginning
you're cute though
>>5958088
i know sempai
thanks, i bet you're cute too
>>5958071
Thats cute as fuck, actually
thank you :)
>tfw you have the cold, calculated eyes of a serial killer
>>5958079
i naturally have no facial or leg hair and never have.
>>5958074
w-why do you love me
tell me who u are i want to know more about you
well i have no reason to be here
good night
>>5958091
Then you are lucky as fuck
i have hair on my toes even
>tfw doing outdoor school stuff
>>5958091
tfw yume will never kill you
>>5958094
good night sad anon
>>5958091
but seriously why is it so hot tho
>>5958091
love is a natural reaction to your posts desu, you're extremely loveable
what do you want to know about me?
>>5958058
No but you could be with a more feminine haircut I think.
rate my boy mode?
>>5958096
ya i know im lucky as fuck
>>5958099
*stabs u 2 death*
>>5958101
why is what so hot? my eyes?
>>5958102
i wanna b ur friend
tell me who u are lad
>>5958104
thats not even my hair, that's a wig
i can't wait for my actual hair to grow out
>>5958106
finally sweet release
*fades into the darkness*
>>5958106
Boys aren't that soft, even with fat faces.
>tfw you take a 5 hour nap, and you wake up still pretty high
>>5958107
Are you on HRT?
>the april fools joke is permanent
Mtfg slowly dies
>>5958106
>boy mode
This looks...exactly the same.
R u serious
>>5958119
Yeah, i was on for 3 months then had to stop for a whole month then resumed
so approximately 4 months in, and i cranked my dose up a bit and trying to quit smoking
>tfw you think about the less than 5 times you've ever actually been mad in your entire life and look directly into the camera while channeling the rage
holy shit this look is REALLY fucking hot
>>5958109
you are living now and that is the envy of all the dead
>>5958115
BOOBS
>>5958112
i was this soft before i transitioned, i am not joking or exaggerating.
>>5958120
throwing a meme atcha kid
I'm Red! I'm just a hole to cum in!
>>5958123
i dont wanna live though
D E A D
E V E R Y N I G H T
>>5958128
y not
>>5958133
because i'm not in all the circlejerks.
on the real though because i will die alone.
Finally, mtfg will die
>>5958132
as dead as yume's stare
>>5958137
yume a cute~!!!
>>5958137
agree
>>5958135
its ez to be part of the circlejerks dawg
why do u think u'll die alone
>>5958142
my body is giving up on me and i'm giving up on myself. nobody wants to date a downer.
>>5958151
..what???
>>5958121
Quiting smoking should help, the upped dosage should help too. I dunno how much a month off HRT will effect you but your face should feminize out. Id guess you'd be pretty much entirely passable in about eight months.
>>5958145
>nobody wants to date a downer
yeah this is generally true honestly but u really gotta just not care about shit man, nothing really matters, god is dead, true prison is in your mind, its all in your head, living is the envy of all the dead
real talk
>>5958151
im a gay man
>>5958153
fucked it up anyway
http://strawpoll.me/7255822
http://strawpoll.me/7255822
http://strawpoll.me/7255822
>>5958159
but i'm asexual...
>>5958160
pick x
>>5958162
oh i didn't see. thank you !
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>5958169
MAGA!
>>5958169
if u buy me a hat I'll let u cuck me
>>5958172
hello my ojousama, i will be able to princess carry you by next con so that you wont have to walk on your precious feet on the con~ <3
>>5958173
depends on who im fucking in this cuck situation
I finally may have an opportunity to take a different AA (currently taking spiro), what is the best one to take and what dosage should a high test hairy dude take? Thnks
>>5958175
10/10 PERFECT SPECIMEN
FANIME
>>5958177
see if you get on a gnrh agonist or antagonist if you can afford it or if insurance will cover it
>>5958182
>insurance
i'm self medding senpai, i don't live in a good country
My options are Finasteride or Cyproterone
>>5958180
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yes
>>5958186
get on cypro, finasteride is a dht inhibitor it will only stop T from converting to DHT
>>5958190
which headphones are they
okay im bored i think im done camwhoring for now
D E A D
>>5958194
sennheiser hd 558
>>5958193
but what dose?
>mfw people are surprised when they find out Faye and I aren't a random fling or a meme
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO BELIEVE?? also hi it's me Edie
>>5958201
is that the average? Because like for spiro people say 100mg every 12 hours, so is 100mg of Androcur every day or what? Isn't that going to kill me?
>>5958202
>>5958200
25-50mg is standard dose, 50mg was enough was enough to put me below female levels of T
Happy my birthday
Circé's present was wine and lewd cuddling
Took me like a minute to find all my clothes when I decided I needed to go home
>>5958197
Yume kiss me~!
>listening to vaporwave while stoned af on dabs+hashish+edibles
rADICOOL.
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>>5958210
kissu
>>5958202
It's more difficult to accept than it is hard to believe.
>>5958204
cypro is stronger than spiro, that's why they take 200 of it. i've been on it for 5 years and i'm alive.
>>5958209
Happy bday myna
>>5958217
<3
Thanks
What do I have to do for attention
>>5958226
G A P E
A
P
E
why is it that sometimes i look in the mirror and think i have a chance
and then other times i look in the mirror and think oh god i forgot how hideous i am
why is it that the hideous times feel more real
Googling ftm top surgery and what they can do is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1eh2SFnh2Q
sup ?
>>5958226
gimmie a cute pic
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>>5958232
I feel bad that bottom surgery for ftm's is so shit
>>5958229
w-what's that
>>5958212
i love you mommy and want to get high with you~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and be fucked!
goodnight y'all~! <33333
I love you!
>>5958232
Shame they didn't fix the rest of it. That's one ugly fucker.
>>5958234
reported, you peace of fucking shit
you are NOT the real yume!!
>>5958238
Meet me round the bike sheds and I'll show you.
>>5958246
Okay what time
>>5958247
When the moon is at its fullest :D
>>5958250
>Celeste Gay
Well now....
>>5958244
yes i am
>>5958242
dang..
>>5958250
imm full af right now
>>5958252
here's a pic
>>5958255
le benis XDDD
>>5958261
Okay let's do it.
>>5958257
is big benis? :DD
>>5958261
i forgive you...
Why my everyday makeup make me look worse?
>>5957962
Hi guys. Im having a littles day, me and my bff are having a tea party and waatching lilo and stitch
>>5958265
jesus ur cute
>>5958266
sorry i only fuck cute people
>>5958264
good
>>5958263
hmu
>>5958264
bery yuge :DDD
>>5958265
Cuz you're not good at it
>>5958265
do you have honor mtfg?
>>5958273
This is a good point. I'll probably go to sephora with my bf today so they could teach me conturing.
>>5958270
R-really
>>5958274
Just give me advice like others. And stop with this meme already.
>>5958278
idk lol
>>5958281
ahahahaha
>>5958284
whoah pleawse calm down?
This is my best friend :3
>>5958288
>>5958288
>>5958292
dude r u ok
>>5958297
*kisses u*
>Normals
Stay up until 5am playing popular video games
>me
Stay up until 5am writing shitty video game that only three people will play.
>>5958298
>>5958302
ur cute
When daddy gives you cummies
(me)
>>5958305
I wish I looked like this
but I'm just a hon
I hope it stays like this and mtfg is dissolved
>>5958314
>>5958300
Oh you are so special ^-^
the nightmare is over!
>>5958325
Finally
>>5958325
heh I liked circles more
>>5958324
Me and yume
>>5958325
>the nightmare is back*
ftfy
>mfw still pushing along knowing the goal isn't worth the run
>>5958328
m-master >w<
The trips return! >:D
Well. Not me. Time to go back to work...
>>5958312
she looks like a ugly bitch anyway
finally, the attention I so desperately crave
so like is maddie ok tho
>>5958331
me on the left. ;)
>>5958328
cute shit senpai
>>5958331
iktf
>>5958346
I'm the cutest of them all.
>>5958333
I'm heading to bed
i want the best for all of my friends !
>>5958356
i'm high af and hanging with 2 cool n cute boys/students i ran into at walmart~
>thought when Dad said moving to a city eventually would be a good idea to get more acceptance be was saying I'd be a hon
>realized now he meant looking female but having a dick
>he thought a conceal and carry eventually because at some point in the transition the people who see me all the time will be on to what's going on
Dad really was just concerned
>>5958362
walmart, such class~
>>5958365
uh...yeah.
>>5958366
they;'re students at my uni too okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!n plz no bully~!!!!
Oh hey. We exist again. Sweet.
>tfw master falls asleep and u miss her >w<
>>5958367
I'm a worry wort and assume the very worst all the time
After talking with him and thinking I realized I'm just as irrational and retarded as my mom about these things.
Still haven't use the word "trans" or "transgender" but he talked with a co-worker who probably did.
>>5958350
funny, I did the same thing in that gif this morning when I realized getting up was a waste of time. love your work Sheen
i just took nother bong rip and the boys wantto get lewd~
>>5958378
that is what I do practically all the time
I'm a joke
>>5958350
I loved that anime. Traveling two meters to bed is for drones. There's a floor right here!
>>5958380
>I'm a joke
lets not go that far Shann, I'm going to be a hypocrite now; think about something creative you used to enjoy and try do it
>>5958334
I'm still around. And finally out of the looney bin for good.
>>5958380
Our lives are jokes.
People see us and laugh
The most visible trans person is fucking Jenner
If we don't look like that they're going to assume we will when we get oldee
where is maddie?
>>5958393
harry killed her
>>5958394
don't lie to me
>>5958394
> gained six pounds
Damn it. Well. That's fifteen I need to lose in two months.
I liked eating, but I guess that's no longer in the cards. 1000 kcal a day was probably enough for someone like me anyway ;~;
Already got over boobs stopping me from swimming. Belly is not allowed to interfere.
G-gnight
>>5958408
Night pookie!
So how was the day off everyone? Surely you didnt stay here since there were no trips right?
I basically drank my night away with a gril, her cousin, and the cousins bf.
>>5958411
Watched RWBY with friends and stressed over job testing today. Then slept.
>>5958417
thanks for your input
>>5958411
I actually was productive for once and finished a bunch of things outside and restored an industrial cabinet to use as a nice end table.
also good morning, fucking neighbor with his helicopter fucking woke me yet again
Getting 14 year old boys to call my hair gorgeous rlly inflates my ego
ok gnight 4real ahaha xd
>>5958411
>Surely you didnt stay here since there were no trips right?
O-of course not
s:
>>5958419
trip on kayla
>>5958418
Is what you'll say when I input my gt in your ass
>>5958424
excuse me, but i can break you in half effortlessly. i am the strongest and manliest person on the internet.
>>5958426
its outside curing so my whole room don't reek of spray paint and its 3:00 am so no way
>>5958392
>start talking to random girl from /cgl/
>talk about animu and cosplay
>start showing eachother our cosplays
>doesnt clock me at all
>stay stealth as fuck
>continue having girly conversations about anime and cosplaying.
>feel a little bit more normal inside.
It gets better once you start passing, even people who know tend to stop associating you with people like Jenner at that point.
>>5958417
Can I get an answer instead of an insult?
thank you
>>5958431
it never gets better for most of us
well back to sleep I guess, thanks for the trigger
>>5958429
You never met me. I'm like the mountain had a baby with hulk hogans greek cousin. And that baby ........was me
>>5958434
>how stone golems are made
>>5958434
sounds weak. i'd crush you.
>>5958436
>>how stone golems are made
The mountain that rides Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, not an actual mountain.
