>smelling like ass
/lgbt/, please wipe properly, invest in wetwipes and use those throughout the day (throw them out, dont flush!!!), and eat more veg and fiber.
Sick of you girls smelling like booty.
>pic related, eat it
Broccoli makes me gassy and then I'll really smell like ass though
Eat oatmeal.
Why more Americans don't have a bidet is beyond me.
Costs like $30, easy to install, you'll never go back.
>>6568452
Just need one of those japanese super toilets
>>6568533
Only difference is the heated seat.
A bidet takes maybe an hour and installs in your existing toilet.
>>6565165
>not liking the torpedo loaded in the launch tube
>>6565165
lel what?