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getting ready for ww3 edition

▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
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previous >>6554585
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first for russia
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>>6556078
Yeah I got a squirtle today too. Idk if terrain had anything to do with it but it was right beside a water feature in the middle of a grassy area.

>>6556072
It's p dope, makes me wish my bike was rideable ;-;

>>6556071
Jelly ;-;
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>>6556085
Trip on Chara.
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pokemon triggers me
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How do I get raichu
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>>6556086
what's wrong with ur bike? /n/ can always halp
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>>6556086
holy fuck this is totally what i want to do..should i do this tonight?? its already 11pm though..
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>>6556086
Yah im in small place so can get to different areas pretty easy.
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grace a cutest

>>6556072
whoa whoa im the angel here
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i got my nails did yall!!!!
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>>6556102
but did you get supplies to make it out of new york?
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>>6556102
OMG so pretty!
also this worried bout your meds
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>>6555980
I got a much higher feeling score this time than the last time I took it maybe I really am becoming more of a girl
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Reminder that video games are for children and the autistic
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Hugs anyone?
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>go clothes shopping with gf
>discover a shirt hung up like a skirt
>cashier hears us being confused about the skirt, comes by and reverses it on the hanger
>"the owner comes in early and he hangs up everything, but he doesn't really have any idea what he's doing with clothes... men, am i right?"
>we all laugh
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>>6556111
Here's to (you)
:3
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>>6556104
yes i got a TON of stuff im like all set basically i think

>>6556106
the meds should all be squared away thank da lord. but, i guess we'll see tomorrow.
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>>6556109
hey angie
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>>6556094
Apparently the spawn rate is higher for certain pokemon at night? Why not give it a try?

>>6556092
It's rusted and needs repairing

>>6556109
Why dis person so bitter doe?
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I finally did it mtfg
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>>6556109
video games are art
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>>6556100
y-youre cheating on me with grace...how could you..

tfw u and ur sister are getting along and really talking to each other for the first time in 10 years

good feel
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>>6556109
Reminder nobody that matters gives a damn.
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>have to get up, get dressed and walk 5 minutes in order to go to a gym
hmmm
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>>6556126
but ive never even talked to you before...
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>>6556120
Did what?
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>>6556102
I've never gotten these cam whore fang nails, they always look so cheap and gross
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>>6556119
>bitter
How can an adult be bitter over something childish

>>6556125
What autistic people say
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>>6556129
i was talking about a pokemon gym but i have to do that for a regular gym too
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>>6556117
>yes i got a TON of stuff im like all set basically i think
okay thats good
did you enough food to last for a week? zip ties and iodine tablets?
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>>6556081
i am excite
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>>6556111
Please, I need lots.
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>tfw you will never wear a tux and be married


>>6556129
Real gym or Pokemon gym? This is important

>>6556114
Me...nnn hah... ;_;
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>>6556119
>rusted
oh that sucks butt, not much you can do if the bb seized up too oh well.
git another bike and use that fucker wherever you want ain't no prof. oak telling you that you can't!
>>6556120
gratz!
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>>6556149
you are going to have to get married to a cute boy who is wearing a tux while you're wearing a pretty wedding dress
he can tell you what it was like
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>>6556149
why are you a boy this week
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>>6556128
This x1000 desu
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>>6556139
Less fun = more bitter
Play games and have some joy in your life, real adults know how to loosen up and have some fun.

>>6556153
It was kind of a meh bike anyways. I may get a new one after I move but I'm torn between commuting by bike or scooter. I kinda want a scooter ;-;
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>>6556149
>tfw want to marry and travel the world.
Itsa dream
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>>6556088
Wasn't me.
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>>6556139
i may be autistic but that is neither here nor there
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>>6556162
depends where you are commuting, scooters are pretty dope though. like vespa style ones not the cheap chinese crap I see around here.
I totally want to buy an old moped and fix it up
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Tin(y)chat/thehugbox
>>6556067
You know i was having a discussion with a guy yesterday because he was like "camming is disgusting i can't believe you. If you sell your body you have no respect for yourself and shit"
And like...sorry but thats stupid. Life is temporary. Nothing is sacred. Yall sound like mormons.
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>>6556115
Thank you <3

>>6556148
*hugs*
Long day today?
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How did parrothitler get their name?
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>>6556171
Just a very bad day. Like most.
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>>6556149
>wanting to wear the tux
>Not wanting to wear a wedding dress and feel beautiful for a day

(Shit I just triggered myself typing that out)
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Were any of you fairly unemotional pre transition?
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best trans character
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>>6556164
That's Prague and it just got added to my list of France, Japan, Argentina and Scotland. ;_;
>>6556156
I'm always a boy, and I got underage banned because I guess a mod doesn't like me?
>>6556154
I look rediculous in a tux anyway with my DD cup
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>went to trans support group today
>entire group (MtFs and FtMs) spent the entire time talking about how much we hate transtrenders
actually feels pretty good
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>>6556172
I used to be named hitler, but I also avatar fagged using the character Jose Carioca, so the tripfwg Kate started calling me parrot hitler
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>>6556162
I like my klx 300r its good on gas and dirt c: Enjoyed my vespa 150 tho.
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>>6556143
>tfw no grace to protect u from the post-war apocalypse
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>>6556181
>went to trans support group once
>entire group were transtrenders
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>>6556176
Would you take pictures in it?
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>>6556180
Yah I plan to take trips to France whenever I can.
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>>6556135
i wanted them because i cant keep long nails at work, but i wont be working for the next ~20 days. it's just for fun really.

>>6556141
um
im not going innawoods...
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>>6556188
It's just that you are the truer of all true trans.
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>>6556178
Pre hrt I went through phases of being just angry all the time, just sad all the time, and just totally dead and emotionless all the time.

The last two lasted the longest, The dead inside phase lasted from about when I started university to when I started hrt
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>>6556180
if you add iceland to that list i'd be willing to go with you.. i want a travel buddy in my lifetime.
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>>6556188
that was my fear about going to a support group, but outside of a select few super SJW folks that hardly ever show up everyone is pretty chill. guess im one of the lucky ones
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>>6556169
have you ever met anyone who respected you for camming?
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>>6556181
>>6556188
Yeah this is pretty much why, even though I'm still closeted, I'll never bother with irl support groups. Hons, ftm teenage tumblr girls, and sjws outta both those categories. Fuck that.
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>>6556187
*touches ur butt*
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>>6556181
>>6556188
I kinda want to go to a support group even tho i dont really need support i just kinda want friends
>>6556187
I'll keep you safe puru <3
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>>6556189
Probably, but it's not like I'm ever going to get married :'(
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>>6556168
Yeah, like I'm looking at both vespa and honda and they seem reasonably good. Seems like a good middle ground for a city that's pretty small, has low speed limits, and where commuting by car is sort of an extravagance. How old of a moped are you talking?

>>6556184
A bike sounds real nice. Wish I had a motorcycle license ;-;

>>6556178
Yup. I would disassociate during highly emotional confrontations, couldn't feel anything.
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>>6556180
have you done anything to prepare for ww3 faye or do you expect to be dying for israel in it?
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>>6556089
I only played gen wun, I never was given a choice. ;_;
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>>6556203
h-hey

>>6556205
>I'll keep you safe puru <3
Can you teach me how to operate?~
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>>6556174
I'm sorry to hear. Anything to relax at night?
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>>6556201
Yea, i have.
>>6556204
Pros:
I just traded tit pics with a cis girl on kik.
Cons:
Wanna die.
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>>6556198
I usually feel dead, depressed, or sometimes I tard rage over mundane things. (This afternoon i got frustrated cuz i couldn't figure out how to set up and play pokemon go on some cheap android phone i got to use it on).

Anyway, when I'm sad I never really cry and shit. I cry like maybe every other month, and it's usually from getting really angry. That's it.
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>>6556210
h-hi
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>>6556191
>tfw passport but no boy to go with
It's a rough feel
>>6556199
Icelanddddd is so pretty
>>6556206
Whyyyy?
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>>6556205
I CAN MAKE FRIENDS?
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>>6556211
Does crying and looking for poisons to drink count as relaxing?
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>>6556207
Do you need a license for it though? IIRC anything over 50cc here you need a motorcycle license so a lot of people just end up getting a 250cc Ninja or something that keeps it's value after they upgrade.
I'm thinking probably a 70s or early 80s moped

lol my captcha had a guy on a scooter
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>>6556214
honestly impressive, if you arent lying
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>>6556207
awwww I got mine thru MSF. I love anything two wheels c: Want to teach a transgirl since wants to learn and its fun to teach. Cant waut to ride with a qt across Europe some day.
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>>6556192
>im not going innawoods...
not even to your gfs family home?
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>tfw watching zootopia with Kari
Gotta share my furry shit with someone
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>>6556208
Uhmmm I learned Arabic! I can do like 10 push-ups!

I never miss in 50 feet with a pistol >.>
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>>6556219
i wish i had friends
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Cheska
Cheska
Cheska
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>>6556232
oh I've wondered is her name pronounced care-ee or car-ee?
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>>6556217
Im going by myself probably to meet bf. Who knows though. Might just be riding around enjoying life if shit doesnt work out.
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>>6556215
I used to cry every night in high school, then I kinda hit a point where it just seemed I couldn't do it anymore and it just made me feel worse. GD really fucks with your brain

>>6556217
>Whyyyy?
Because I'm gross, don't pass (yet???) and physical intimacy makes me incredibly uncomfortable to the point where it ruins all of my relationships.
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>>6556232
can you take the knot red?
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>>6556210
I'll make sure you're ready so we can get a leg up on anyone that stands in the way of our survival
We'll go into the mountains and hunt the wildlife, and if there's any sort of bandits we'll fuck their shit up before they even know we're around
>>6556236
It's car-ee but Kari doesn't really care, I call her care-ee
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>>6556203
>>6556216
HEY!
you stay away from her
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>>6556223
I'm not. She has one nipple piercing. Il ove the asymmetry. I wanna do that.
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>>6556233
That looks delicious ngl
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tfw amazon knows ur agp

>>6556217
im serious let me know if youre interested
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>>6556222
There's a few below 50cc that I can drive with a standard operator's license. I don't have a motorcycle license but would probably look into one if I enjoyed riding. Thinking like an old vespa?

>>6556230
Motorcycle tour of europe sounds like a good adventure
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>>6556149
pokeman
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I feel like this is a good a place as any, and i don't really have anywhere else to ask, how is my voice so far? I feel like I've made progress on it but I don't know I'm probably just be being delusional.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03WSBo68iQi
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>>6556221
:( I suppose if you're having fun
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>>6556246
yup cant wait to explore shit with my Africa Twin.
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>>6556241
Oh cool, you just visiting her or moving to portland too?
>>6556246
Have you ever ridden one before though? Hella slow lol
Oh no, I want a moped that has the ability to pedal as well, saw an old Puch on craigslist awhile back so I just started saving some spare money towards whatever I can grab later on. Nothing specific yet
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>>6556254
Im not, I am trying to die.
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>>6556253
talk slower, pull your resonance out of your chest and into your throat
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>>6556257
Plan is to visit her in 3 weeks, possibly visit her again in the fall, try to visit her again for Christmas, and then move in with her next year.
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>>>6556233
t-thats a start
I guess maybe you're not allowed to talk about how you can disappear into your surroundings and take out ppl in stealth
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>>6556234
Me too.
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>>6556253
Bring your resonance up into your throat, maybe talk at a higher pitch you still sound like a guy to me tbqh
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>talking about travel

yo i go to spain on FRIDAY
and i willbe there all next week and then i go to fucking PARIS and LONDON !!!!!!!!!!!

i dont even know how to feel ive never been to europe before!!!!!!!
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>>6556262
Oh I'm jealous, I'm in AZ, I wanna move up there to escape this desert like she did lol
>>6556232
OH I meant to ask if that movie is any good?
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>>6556269
I'll be your friend, bolshevik scum.
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>>6556274
Europe is pretty cool desu; never been to Spain, but Paris is lit
You might be there in time for the French Independence Day? Idr what day it is
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>>6556274
but like do you know spanish?

or french

OR ENGLISH???
That's cool though, will you take pics and share here after?
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>>6556257
Yeah, I've never ridden one before, but I know most of them cap out around like 60kph. Seems fine for city driving but not a whole lot else lol. That seems cool af though, options for if you want to exercise
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>>6556281
I went car free like 6 years ago so I try to stay on two wheels with pedal power but I just really like the moped I saw and started looking into them.
You should def keep me posted if you buy a scooter I like the whole aesthetic plus a cute helmet!
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>>6556274
I hope that ww3 happens while you're in Spain so that you're at least somewhere safe and cosy at the end of the world
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>>6556279
i dont know much spanish but ill be in the catalans anyway
i know no french

OFC i will take pics and share them dont u worry!

>>6556278
yiiiiiiiiiikes
paris will be cool doe yah even if theres a huge party idk
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>>6556241
>if there's any sort of bandits we'll fuck their shit up before they even know we're around
Doesn't this make us the bandits kinda sorta? Not that I got a problem with the "shoot first ask questions later" approach. It did me great in DayZ and I doubt people IRL are somehow less desperate to survive

>>6556242
Touch my butt pls.
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>>6556288
sweet deal, will you meet CFH ?? lol
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>>6556285
u-um
i hope ww3 doesnt happen ever but i do hope theres a collapse of capitalism that would be cool
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>>6556288
Nah the partying is kinda cool I think!!
Try to avoid all the SUPER touristy spots it's like
More crowded than NYC t b h; shit

The louvre is cool though try to see it if u can

The French hate it if you can't speak any French though, people are rude as fuck lol
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>>6556276
Thank you, capitalist pig.
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>>6556290
Whether or not we attempt to make contact before... removing.. the threat will have to be a judgement call based on our gut feeling after observing them for a while
We would try to remain unseen and undetected by other people
I want to know about them before they know about us
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>>6556303
pls protect me cat grace, I will secure post world drugs for our new glorious leader
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>>6556272
>>6556261
Awesome! Thanks you two, guess I really need to work on it a lot more
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>>6556303
Yeah that's probably the best approach. Fuck, now I wish there was an actually good dayZ-esque game out there. S-surely some decent dev will do it eventually, right? ;__;
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Yeah I definitely will, only time will tell if it's a viable option for commuting but they seem really cute and fun to ride.
>cute helmet
Like these kind?
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>>6556301
<3
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>>6556305
If I can trust you you would be welcomed into our party and participate on pharmacy raids together
Strength in numbers
I'd like it if I could create a settlement eventually, leave the weaker girls at home to handle farming and things while the more capable ones patrol, raid, and hunt
Though
We would have to be on the move, kinda like Indians
If our tribe stays in one place for too long, word gets out, and enemies approach
I HOPE SOMEONE IS GOOD WITH HORSES
desu i wanna learn to horseride so i can probably take care of that
>>6556311
>surely a game dev can tackle an ambitious project and not fuck it up
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah
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>>6556290
*butt touches*
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>>6556311
lmao
>>6556313
Yiss, like those. I think something like a 5 mile one-way commute is viable in a decent place. I did it when I was in HS but shitty weather just fucks up your day and it's easier to just call someone to pick you up and your bicycle if you don't feel like it that day.
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>>6556319
I can't handle a gun, just let me farm.
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Grace is now my girlfriend. Bring her bp to me.
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>>6556319
I would live in a forest and just have some fun hunting what comes thru. Night time with a goof axe hehe
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>>6556335
I WILL FIGHT YOU
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post gay songs
https://youtu.be/GQ4DeDIh5c0
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>>6556330
Yeah the weather aspect seems kind of shitty. And on top of that I know I'll have to keep my car for stuff other than commuting, so I don't know how economically viable having a different vehicle for commuting is. Fucking insurance ;-;
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>>6556339
heh, nothin personnel...kid
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>>6556296
sorry, but its almost here
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>>6556340
I don't know any gay songs but I'm listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k right now.
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>>6556340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsNNh-9tXPY
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>>6556343
I WILL EAT YOUR BONES
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>>6556335
>>6556339
um both of you
back the fuck off..?
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>>6556333
Alright, you can take care of the crops and herds and make sure the hunters have something to eat <3
>>6556335
>>6556339
>>6556343
silly girls, my bp is plugged!
>>6556336
Gotta think beyond just living in the forest and hunting, 'cause everyone else is gonna try that too
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>>6556340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
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>>6556319
;__; I want to believe...
I had so much fun playing dayZ mod when it came out but there's only so much "all the bones in your body shatter because you went prone in a staircase and you bleed out in shock despite your friend's best efforts to save you" I could take. Still overall a comfy experience.

>>6556326
:O
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>>6556179
shes trans? what episode?
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>>6556232
your cute red. kari is cute and sweet too.
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>>6556341
Scooters are pretty cheap, don't let that keep you from riding one. Get something with decent resale value though, just in case you don't like it.
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>>6556353
Who said I wasn't hunting them c:
>>6556364
Actually pulled it off neat.
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>>6556340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AjOXtdkNhs
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nevermind, it passed as fast as it came on lmao
how are you doing mtfg? how was your day?
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>>6556361
Dont forget anti personnel doors. Friggen deadly
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>>6556369
I'm assuming resale value equates to a reputable brand?

>>6556378
ahahahahaha
every fucking time this gets me
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>>6556380
no birds pooped on me today
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is it normal to want to kill girls who are prettier than you(which is literally all of them)
I used to resent cis women but now I want to murder trans girls more because it hits closer to home, It's so close yet infinitely far away
I want to destroy something beautiful
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>>6556390
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>>6556340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JxlF4xsRCQ
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>>6556340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xG6kSfVYBt
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>>6556380
Pokémon go mostly. but I do have to go talk to my pastor tomorrow and explain I'm a degenerate tranny. not looking forward to that . -.
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>>6556340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15PLUveDue1
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>>6556340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aws5Gi9wzO
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>>6556386
Brand sure but I'd just look at your local craigslist and compare msrp if you are buying new.
This is why most people here end up buying a ninja 250, since you only lose maybe 1-200 dollars from what you paid for it if you use it for like a year.
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>>6556380
More of a yesterday thing still:
>go to doc's because eye cant see proper and headache
>wait for 4 hours
>they run tests and put weird stuff in my eye
>"let's check for chlamydia" despite me being a turbovirgin
>"we'll call you back if anything bad shows up, go home for now"
>go home and sleep
>wake up to eye hurting twice as much as before
>still cant see proper and headache is worse
Ah the wonder's of modern medicine, pic related.

>>6556383
Basically any object in the game world other than the ground could kill you in an instant. How they managed to code the engine to be such a piece of shit in that aspect I will never understand.
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>>6556380
we all talked about nazis and then diapers and dog knots
and now we're talking about what we're doing to make sure we survive after ww3
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Am I the only one who has a gay bf that lost interest in sex when the boobs became a thing?
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>>6556408
>that map
WELL LOOKS LIKE IM DEAD GIRLS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR OWN
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>still sleeping all day
>get hot and then cold and then hot
>feeling exhausted/lethargic all day
>feeling depressed/down
>can't enjoy anything
>no energy to get things done

I feel like i'm still in crash-mode wtf is wrong with me?

Like are my hormone levels off? I feel so fucking out of it, I'm not getting anything done and I feel like I'm not present for anything
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>>6556408
so wyoming it is then?
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>>6556412
cats cant be people though
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>>6556412
you might be okay, in the initial volleys
its the gamma radiation in the first two weeks after the nukes have stopped falling that you have to worry about
after that of course its pretty much /fallout/ irl
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>>6556408
This map is stupid it is well known that nearly every single live nuclear weapon in Russia and the US are aimed at military targets ie: other nuclear missile silos, airfields, warships, bases, ect. This map should really be reversed - those black dots in the middle of the country would actually be the priority targets over cities.
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>>6556424
Thank god I'm moving to Oregon. I just need to haul ass before Portland gets hit and I'll be fine.
Chicago and the surrounding suburbs I'm in are absolutely fucked.
>>6556417
Nya?
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>>6556415
>Like are my hormone levels off?
uhh well I mean you are bipolar so like you know
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>>6556417
>not treating your pets like proto people
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>>6556435
i am pretty aware of when i get into manic states vs lows. i know i just had a manic episode but like, the crash usually isn't this bad if i'm medicated
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>>6556387

das good bb

>>6556399

how do you think that'll go?

>>6556407

woah i like ur eye tho. sorry bout the pain stuff ;-;

>>6556408

mtfg, everyone
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>>6556438
I treat Mr Bunbun like he is my best friend. Because he is my only friend.
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>>6556438
please bexe, we've moved past the bestiality portion of mtfg
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>>6556405
Ok yeah that makes sense. Thanks for all the pointers, I honestly don't know a lot about bikes or scooters ;-;

>>6556449
We have knot
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>>6556435
why do you change your trip between kato/flannel btw?
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also, post music ur listening to
https://soundcloud.com/porkchop3/24-si-vous-connaissez-quelque-chose
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>>6556454
kato and flannel are very different people ;)
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>>6556452
elanna x dog when
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>>6556458
i ship kato x flannel
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>>6556455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdY3StmCCZU

>>6556445
>>6556449
pets should be platonically loved and that makes their lives worth it because they're conscious empathetic beings
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>>6556455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyY7Yvx2PYA
someone linked me this and now I'm listening to it pretty much 24/7
send help
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>>6556460
that's immoral though
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>>6556410
No one on here has ever been in a relationship.
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>>6556319
>I HOPE SOMEONE IS GOOD WITH HORSES
>desu i wanna learn to horseride so i can probably take care of that
My family has horses but I can't really ride them because I'm fairly allergic to them. ;_;
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>>6556441
*sigh* idk. ill probs have to explain what transgender even means and then get told how sinful and wrong it is along with lots of prayer (that I don't want to do) and trying to be persuaded back into "the correct path,"

dreading it bc i hate having to tell ppl you know? and it's rlly annoying to hear all that religious jargon about something that frankly isn't anyone's dang business except my own. like why tf do I even need to "explain myself" it's my life to live. ><

sry for venting I'm just growing weary of all the constant drama from my mom and all the problems she's causing on purpose. can you believe she told me she hoped I got murdered during my childhood rape? ugh such an ugly person.
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>>6556452
No prob, car and bikes are the only things I'm decent at.
>>6556460
pls no
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>>6556469
nim x dog when?
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So, Chelsea Peretti is trans, right?
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>>6556458
lol you are crazy but that's okay bc i am crazy too
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>>6556429
yeah there's two different scenarios shown though, I guess one is retalitory after being "crippled" and having first strike capabilities destroyed.
and the other is a first strike attack situation

>>6556430
there'll be lots of hormone filled drug stores in Oregon though
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>>6556464
that's my fetish
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>>6556438
EVERYONE STEALING MY CHARA PICTURES
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>>6556478
nah
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>>6556480
that's a pretty good theoretical documentary. Peter Watkins, right? I also liked the one about torturing hippies and left wingers.
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Are there people here who are seriously into fucking dogs? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Diapers and dogs smdh. How the fuck do any of you people seriously expect to be normal and have a husband and live a normal life?
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>>6556478
nah she's just a JAP
you should see her body and not focus on her shoulders tbhon
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>>6556441
>woah i like ur eye tho
Thanks :V
I gotta get my lashes curled but can't find the thingy for it. The pain was probs just hurtsies from them poking and shining lights at it all day. I got prescribed antibiotics so maybe those help a bit.

>>6556458
Does this mean I get to have a threesome?
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>>6556480
E.T.?
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>>6556464
>>6556482
I don't think we'd be very compatible desu
I get the feeling that a week into the relationship kato would have spent all our money on vodka and flannel would be dead
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>>6556489
im only into watching girls fuck dogs though

thats not degenerate
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>>6556396
>>6556378
>>6556398
>>6556402
jfc lol
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>>6556489
i didn't fuck a dog.
i seriously doubt anyone here (excluding raifu) fucked a dog.
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>>6556485
*saves this*
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>>6556495
even hotter than i imagined
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>>6556429
not really

this map accounts for priority targets
you see that purple triangle on southern oregon?
thats klamath falls, a small town of only ~20k people
its a priority target because nuclear material is stored there
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>>6556486
>shoulders bigger than hips
>big chin
>big nose
>completely fake sounding voice
I think she's just stealth. Mad respect.

>>6556490
it's hard not to focus there, I look like this in women clothing and I can't stand it.
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>>6556479
<3
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>>6556504
damn, taht just made it even scarier
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>>6556494
WHY DID YOU LET HIM PHONE HOME
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>>6556495
that sounds pretty compatible if you want to make it work.
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holy shit dude everyone hates me i wanna die.
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>>6556486
>>6556490
take out the photoshop and you have a pic of Rachel
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>>6556508
sucks for Peele, not little Peeles to take over liek the wayans did
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>>6556517
but i like you oddish
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>>6556517
kek
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>>6556517
i dont
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>>6556517
I don't hate you, I'd be your friend irl.
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>>6556460
Can you knot?
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>>6556526
FUCK
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>>6556526
fuck
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>>6556494
it was made in the 80s so yeah, pop culture!
https://vimeo.com/18781528
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>>6556526
I'm already a hon

what does it matter now
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>>6556526
I never answered the other ones but your fear tactics have won you a (You)

>>6556528
I'm sure they have to means to knot you.
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>>6556522
ikr
>>6556521
>>6556523
>>6556524
you are all friends ty ;_;
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>>6556518
me, if i had a smaller chin, and knew how to contour.

>>6556517
don't be stupid, i really like you.
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>>6556526
i don't want to want to kill myself
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>>6556537
but a worse nose, sort of an equivalent exchange.
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>>6556537
i'm talking more about my irl friends who know me personally. THEY all hate me. I love all of you tho.
even the bullies
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>>6556473

i'm glad you're getting tf away from her and stuff :/ but at the same time this isss your religion, and he is your pastor, soo
at some point it prob woulda happened yknow

>>6556493

i will pray for u puru bby

>>6556517

o

>>6556526

i always wake up a hon
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>>6556526
To late for me, but maybe replying will make it the opposite, haha right
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>>6556526
too late
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>>6556528
would you get excited as you feel the dog growing restless, his doggie cock getting harder and harder

would you get nervous as he mounts you, trying to find your opening

would you start drooling when he find it and starts fucking your neopussy

would you cum buckets when he finally knots you
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>>6556526
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>do_I_pass.jpg
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>>6556542
this is true, I do like my nose. its the most complimented part of my face tbqh
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>>6556561
trip on, rachel. come back and post a pic with better lighting
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>>6556566
I actually like to think I pass better than that >>6556561
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>>6554833
trip ON ufufu
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>>6556571
JUST
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>tfw big zit on nostril
F-fuck

>>6556556
That's fucking gross ;-;
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>>6556545
ahhh ik but it doesn't make me like it any more. im so so so drained lately it makes me regret transition and want to go back to repressing.

gd I REALLY Hate having to talk when I'm vehemently don't want too. it's like a kick to the stomach on top of everything else. the urge to run tf away from it all and give up my faith is really strong bc life being this stressful is enough to make even my unusually high patience reserves run low.

and to make matters worse the one person I wanna talk to the most to just forget everything for a few moments i rarely can get a meaningful conversation.

I'm getting tired of everything very very very tired it feels like I've been 10 rounds in a one side boxing match
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>>6556473
Matthew 19:12
>For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it

your mother needs to understand that you are becoming a eunuch for the sake of the kingdom of heaven i.e. to make yourself a fully realized and spiritually complete human being.

or something liek taht, idk it's the closest thing to it that I know of
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>>6556566
If I could post without waiting a minute I would shitpost like the gods.

>>6556571
>comparing your favourite pic of yourself with probably the worst of a cis woman
that's low
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>>6556574
sorry do you hate me
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>>6556489
>husband

I've had sex with dogs
Is this a deal breaker?
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>>6556577
that's not my favorite pic of myself
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>>6556576
o wanna run away and quit everything. life is v difficult rn. and idk if I have the strength for constant non stop bullshit every day. I just want some peace to enjoy myself

i don't think a normal human bean would be able to beat all these burdens
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