anyone notice pokemon GO is better than tinder? >in gaytown

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2016-07-12 02:41:47 Post No. 6546196
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 02:41:47 Post No. 6546196 [Report]

anyone notice pokemon GO is better than tinder?

>in gaytown catching pokemon (oddly enough clefairy only appears in west hollywood)
>go into a restaurant to catch a clefairy
>the chef keeps trying to get me to buy food
>goes through the entire menu with extreme hype
>hes cute af, young blond and slight curls
>i cave and buy cake
>admit i only came into catch a pokemon
>he says he wants to make a site for buying and selling rare pokemon once trading is open
>asks for my number so i can advise him
>i oblige
>unsurei f hes straight or gay
>uses 'bro' without it sounding forced
>last time i asked a guy out in this situation he was straight (currently my best friend of three years tho)
>cave and askl him to dinner
>'just to clarify im asking you on a bit of a date'
>he responds with 'im off work tomorrow :p'

and thats how pokemon GO got me a date.

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Pegasauce 2016-07-12 03:04:07 Post No.6546321
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Pegasauce 2016-07-12 03:04:07 Post No.6546321 [Report]

>>6546196

Maybe i should try out this weird new phone game all the kids are playing these days.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:01:48 Post No.6546796
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:01:48 Post No.6546796 [Report]

>>6546196
Figure it may be useful also in the fact it will get NEETs out of the house for a while to have actual human interractions

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:06:39 Post No.6546812
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:06:39 Post No.6546812 [Report]

Yeah Ive met a few people while catching pokemon, but the cute ones were already taken.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:07:07 Post No.6546815
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:07:07 Post No.6546815 [Report]

>>6546196
>tfw windows phone
This would have probably made me leave the house if I could actually get it.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:21:42 Post No.6546866
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:21:42 Post No.6546866 [Report]

I think you mean better than GRINDR. I put out the incense then the boys come for the pokemon and stay for the HOT DICKINGS

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 11:51:54 Post No.6547794
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 11:51:54 Post No.6547794 [Report]

>>6546866
>incense
So sick of these fake gamers.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 15:43:32 Post No.6548256
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 15:43:32 Post No.6548256 [Report]

It's almost like going out in the real world is better than dating on apps.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 22:56:29 Post No.6549784
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 22:56:29 Post No.6549784 [Report]

Nice one OP.

Drink lots of wine with your meal. Get drunk and have hot drunken gay sex.

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Anonymous 2016-07-13 02:29:04 Post No.6550704
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 02:29:04 Post No.6550704 [Report]

>>6546196
A guy would have to be an 11/10 for my dick not to retract up inside my body immediately upon being told that he plays Pokemon.

Holy cringe.

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Anonymous 2016-07-13 04:29:43 Post No.6551225
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>>6550704
What about Souls Bby?