European gay problems: going through every gay bar in the country save for one in the quest of touching a fat guy and NOT FINDING ONE.
>>6513449
I'm going to the UK next month to accompany mom for this nerd thing and I BETTER FIND A FATTY.
>>6513434
>go to normal bar in Berlin 10 years ago almost to the day
>get hit on and groped repeatedly by a gay Russian
>don't come to terms with being a faggot until 3 years later
;.;
He was hot too.
I could have had hot Russian dick so much sooner.