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Why are we all so fucking gay?

tinychat com/notgaygen
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Attention seeking.
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>tfw got bf first year of uni
>recently graduated
>stilll together
>start to regret not being "young wild and free" while i had the chance

I don't wanna end up as one of those 40 year old creeps on grindr prowling on the young bois because I missed out on them in my prime ;_;

reposting cus i want (you)s
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>>6512334
heres your (you) you asshat with bf
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>>6512334
Shut the fuck up, you are still under 30.

And also be one of those 40 year old guys. Plenty of stupid young sluts to fire off some nuts in. Just don't get fat by that time.
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>>6512334
I am currently you before uni worrying about this too (going in September)

What do you call it when you go out with the same person but you both fuck people you want (not forever, just for a while)? Because I know it's not 'polygamy' which is too weird for me to do
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>>6512349
An open relationship? I.E., a relationship between two sluts.
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>>6512349

Could also sort of be polyamory.
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>>6512349
Open relationship i guess, or just best friends with benefits?

>>6512342
ty, I'll share the (you) with him so don't worry

>>6512347
I guess you've got a point
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>>6512349
Just have sex, don't bother getting a boyfriend if you just wish to have sex with a lot of guys, not exactly a real relationship and too much hassle when you're supposed to be studying toward your future. Damn feelgood, cock awoke a demon in you, an angry puccidemon.
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>>6512334
Here's a (you) from the other side.
You're going to find out that as that 40 year old guy you will be prowled on by those young guys as well.
I don't like age difference but without exception the only people that contact me on grindr are younger guys.
Guys my own age have no interest, so I'd be more worried about becoming single again and not being attractive or on the rather of guys your own age and having to only be a fantasy for younger gays.
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>>6512402
Well, this answers practically all my questions I asked in the Brit thread. That sucks man, is it *really* that difficult to find guys your age, into dating?
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>>6512411
There's no point in generalizing for some it will probably be easy but from my experience and what I see others are looking for and their replies etc. Yes, it is difficult. Very difficult.
Getting young tail however is not. People seem to forget this point and say that old guys prey on younger guys but my experience is the opposite. That's not to say there are also creepy old pervs of course.
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>>6512319
Same.
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>>6512334

Fucking half the town really ain't much to get on about
It's kind of fun at the time but for the most part, you start to forget all your experiences, all the people you met, all the crazy shit you've done. Just because you've done so much.
Which feels pretty awful.
Have a lot of sex and that's all it'll ever be. A little self esteem boost, some nice memories, a lot of mistakes through it all and a lot of forgotten faces.
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Fuck Skype.
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KR do you ever wish you were straight ?

Does anyone here ?
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>>6512561
Mmmm, a while back I did, not so anymore really. Women seem like an awful lot of trouble, I've known many and they're generally very snide with hidden motives.

Being gay is just me, like it or not, deal with it. I'm not repressed these days.
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>>6512579
>Women seem like an awful lot of trouble, I've known many and they're generally very snide with hidden motives.

This seems true.
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>>6512561
Wouldn't make any difference to me.
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KR... have you ever been to pride ?
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>>6512579
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>>6512642
Not really, I'd like to go though.

>>6512646
That post isn't to well formatted, I guess it comes off as a dislike or fear of women, I don't have either.
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>>6512669

Read the file name~!!
I meant i'm glad you're not repressed.
I drew it myself, too, because i was just randomly happy as seeing an unrepressed fellow. : >
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>>6512334

what about all the young slut bois who love older guys? Are you going to deny them the pleasure of having their petite little bodies manhandled and pinned down as a big strong daddy pumps their bussy full of warm cummies

I don't even have that many daddy issues(by twink standards) but I love hook-ups with much older guys. tbpbhwu I'd date an much older guy if he was nice enough
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>>6512709

.. i hate that this post makes me feel things
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>>6512709
Guy on the right looks kinda like Samwise Gamgee
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>>6512782
>tfw living with genderfluid housemate
>always refer to her as she
>one day in the kitchen she breaks down crying when I said "oh it's just her in there"
>on her knees begging me to use gender neutral pronouns
>"Listen here (Birthname) you're being completely insane and you should seek help"
>she stormed out of the house in tears and didn't come back for around a week

>her angry tranny friends were messaging me telling me to grow up
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>>6512798
I'm abandoning this thread now goodbye
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>>6512803
nice fantasy m80
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>>6512813
It's all true just not as extreme, she did beg me to use gender neutral pronouns, and she did live with a friend for a week because she couldn't deal with my "negative aura"

And her tranny friends did message me telling me to grow up.

The only lie was the tears, but that was just to add some drama to my story.

Just in case you still don't believe me she makes posts like this on facebook daily, and she refuses to befriend cis straight people because they are "too boring"
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Does anyone else have a friend on welfare ?

I suppose I should like be aware of my privilege and all that shit but i am not. Occasionally a bash him for not having money and stuff. I even once refered to someone else as a welfare bum in front of him. He was pretty calm and explain why he didn;t like the term.
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>>6512727
I know how you feel. I am short, hairy, bald,ugly and have a small dick.
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>>6512798
Read some of the Fallout lore, its on the Fallout Wikia, world events are following almost word for word.

Unfortunately it won't be until '77 that the nukes fly, but the collapse starts before then.

>>6512678
I did, and I figured it was sarcasm! You drew that just done? Damn, if you did you must draw an awful lot, is it something you do for work?
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>>6512709
>tfw already sold my soul to lucifer for eternal youth
>tfw will never be the older guy
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>>6512832
>yes, for the most part I am a weak ass pussy bitch
wtf is wrong with these "people"?
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>>6512838

I used to have an EBT card when i was first starting out on my current career path but i lost it awhile ago.
Yeah, it's pretty awful to look down on someone for receiving welfare. I mean, we have it for a reason and the limitation set on it are pretty awful to begin with.
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>>6512881

Shrug I don't really look down on him that much. He still chooses to be my friend so :/

Also not in America.
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>>6512885

I'm not participating in this meme

>>6512900

He probably "chooses" to be your friend because you're tolerable otherwise.
He shouldn't have to prove he's fed up with your shit for you to stop being awful if you can already tell you're being kind of shitty.
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>>6512900
circe is right, stop being a dick to your friends.
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>>6512908

Oh come on we've been friends for years and I've really only done it like 3-5 ish times. Maybe I am just a kind of shitty person.
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>>6512949
these arent related things
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>>6513005
why do you do this?
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>>6513005
Would be better in all caps.
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>>6513005
Oh yes daddy, infect me.
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>>6512497
Circle how would you feel about an arranged marriage with Niq and 5652 when i track them down
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>>6513167

hi bobby

my name is henry

nice to meet you
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Who here /anne rice/ ?

Her vampire books are pretty gay but in the good way. And yes all her new books are shit
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>>6513167
Hello bobby~
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>>6513183

I used to. Her witchy books are weird to read knowing they exist in the same universe.
I was super about them going in but then i was like "Hm"

>>6513189

Hi??
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>>6513201
>I was super about them going in but then i was like "Hm"

What made you stop liking them ?
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>>6513183

I dont have time to read fiction books anymore :(
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>>6513167
hello new friend.
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Recently obtained a number of a drug dealer. Would reporting just the number to the police mean anything?
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>>6513213

remember to do it anonymously

and it depends on what drugs i think - i dony think they would bother with a weed dealer, but if its anything more serious they might followup on your tip in a big way.
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>>6513213
Doubt they'll do much, they may look into it, I don't think they do anything on a hunch.

Ring him up and ask to meet somewhere and then call the police and send them there saying he has a gun or something.
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>>6513213
why would you report them?
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>>6513206

It was just really weird. I didn't really follow the story like i did with her vampire stuff. The first book was especially super weird with the fetus possession thing.
I like it better when she's writing about ancient gay vampires.

>>6513218

That's really sweet and makes me feel nice~<3

>>6513213

wtf, don't be a dick
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>>6513213
first, dealers use burners, so right there already useless
second, you can't just report a phone number and say hey a drug dealer owns this phone, you have to have something to back that claim up, like testimony of them committing a crime
third, continuation of previous point, you aren't reporting a crime

lastly, snitches get stitches you fuckin' rat
mind your own business before it comes back to bite you in the ass
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>>6512727
I'm pretty amazing at pokemon and have multiple boxes full of fully IV bred/EV trained pokemon. I think that means more than my small penis.
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>>6513286
With a political revolution
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>>6513218

this had better not be maki

>>6513269

you dont need evidence for an anonymous tipoff you nonce
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>>6513269
but stitches get bitches
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>>6512709
That's like po-ju tier lmao
I feel like a pedo now and i'm like 20
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>>6513292
i thought anonymous tips were just a meme
cops dont like doing things without proof bc it can fuck them later
i found this but i think its new york only http://nypost.com/2013/11/11/anonymous-tips-not-good-enough-for-cops-judges/
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>>6513348

>TFW people still believe dare

I deal cause if i didn't some other fucker would and at least i know that i am
1: not falsely advertising people on dosage/drug content
2: I won't charge them out the ass or if i see they have a problem i can offer help in weening off there addiction
3: i can provide real health and drug information rather some BS that people here through the grapevine cause they know nothing about chemistry
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>>6513374
I suppose the slave abolitionist would make the best slave master
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Who here has a nonwhite bf but is still pretty 4chan-tiered racist ?
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>>6513379
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How important are these aspects to you?
Height
Weight
Hair
Body hair
Penis size
Muscle mass

Personally I just want a guy that is not fat or bald.
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>>6513541
Penis size is literally the only thing that matters in this world.
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>>6513541
very
very
not at all
not at all
somewhat
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>>6513552
Unless he is trying to be an exclusive top with a microdick then I do not care.
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>>6513560
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>>6513541
>height
not very, uinless hes like 6' 6" or taller or under 5'
>weight
body type is important i guess, but not overwhelmingly so.
>hair
only a little. depends on face.
>body hair
i like body hair but its not a deal breaker
>penis size
barely matters.
>muscle mass
same as weight
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>>6512838
I don't see a problem with shaming welfare recipients. You trade in a portion of your dignity for money.

>>6513213
I don't know where you live, but it's not liable to account to much. Anonymous tips aren't generally followed (because they're not admissible in court) unless it's related to a violent crime.
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no one fucking likes me and I don't know why

I have a few friends, but right from the bat when I meet people they flat out dislike me.

What's the point in getting help if noone fucking likes you
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>>6513567
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>>6513541

Like super short is kind of offputting but i don't mind how tall someone is, as long as they aren't super thin

Likewise, i don't like super lanky or thin people.

I really don't like baldness, probably my only hard dislike.

I reeaally like body hair but as long as they don't shave, it's all good.

I don't mind much about penis size (but i do like a guy who enjoys making me gape, if not just with their dick)

As long as someone isn't a stick, i don't mind any others. Also as long as someone isn't too lean, they can be as muscular as they want.
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Do people use /qst/ or is it just a meme board ?
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>>6513661
I don't know. /tg/ asked for it to contain all the quest threads that didn't really belong on /tg/.
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Maki killed himself
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>>6513696
woo
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>>6513696
Literally who?
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>>6512334
>People longing to fuck like crazy with random people when they have a bf they can fuck at any time and easily pressure into fetishes
I will never understand this
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>>6513790
if you are a top the same bottom gets boring, and same with being a bottom. the same top after too much time, like two weeks, gets boring. so you try new people.
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>>6513661
People use it but it's just a meme board
I'm glad it exists though
/Tg/ is so much fucking better nowadays
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>>6513793
>Gets boring
I will never understand this either
Like how high are your sex standards that you get bored of a dick/ass?
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>>6513793

I mean, i guess that's a thing for some people but as a gutterslut myself, getting tired of a partner was never the motive behind having so many.
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>>6513696

I find that hard to believe considering that he is shitposting on fit literally right now under the name "marshmellow"
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>>6513798
you get tired of the same sensations every day, so you need to learn new bodies.
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>wake up
>put back in butt plug
>feel my morning wood budge in my chastity cage
>slip on my pink panties
>put boy clothes over them
No one will really know how gay i am.
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>>6513810
That's what fetishes and kink play is for

You don't need to fuck new people

Maybe I'm just not a whore or something
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>>6513823
you quickly can tell which people are bad at fetishes and kink play, and some people don't want to do that sort of thing. So you gotta get around. You're only young once.
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>>6513716
>At least he could capitalize his name.
got em
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>>6513733
isnt this how maki spelled it
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>>6513823
>>6513830

I think they mean, like, kink communities, which exist.
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>>6513830
That's why you pressure them into
They'll get good eventually
If they love you they'll poor hot wax on your body while calling you a dirty faggot
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>>6513907
n
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>>6513907
No most of em are autistic fucks
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>>6514037
Please maki, why do you keep this up. Are you actually lonely? Why would you bother doing this all the time. What would it take for you to stop?
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>>6513837
gtfo sheboy
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Does anyone actually use /news/ ?

It seems like such a garbage news source.

>no incentive to post new content
>every new comment pushes it to the top of the board.

Seriously hiro make it so that theres no bumping
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>call someone retarded for screwing me over
>bf gets triggered about it and tries to shame me for my poor word choice
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>tfw living at home and I want to make a poppers order. Don't want my parents seeing the package and asking questions.
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>>6514072
then itd just be spammed with random garbage
image board is just a bad format for news

>>6514137
get it delivered to one of those sev boxes if you have them
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Would it at all be acceptable to ask my best friend if I could kiss him before he leaves for New Zealand and it'll probably be the last time I see him again for years? More like a platonic bromance type thing, not a " i want to date you" kind of thing?

Yes he's straight and has a GF.
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>>6514191
>image board is just a bad format for news

I don't know I think it could work but it needs to be heavily changed. It is interesting that reddit is decent for news. Or maybe just editorial control is needed for a good news service.
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>>6514212
...don't do it. No good will come of that.
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>>6514212
sounds weird

>>6514239
i think reddit is only ok for niche news. its like tumblr.
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>>6514244
...what about a kiss on the cheek?
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>>6514287
>>6514212
No.

A simple bro huge with extra squeeze should be plenty. You'd just be coming off as a pervy weirdo.
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>>6514288
he married the rugster.
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>>6514407
I think boredom factors into it mostly.
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>>6514407

Because you're a bitchy emotionless distant nobody.
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>he puts his pee pee in another guys poop poop
>gay fags will defend this
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best thing abt being the girl in the relationship is not having to pay for shit tbqh
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>>6514496
>he puts his pee pee in a girl's axe wound
>straight fags will defend this
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>>6514515
thats how u were made tho
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>>6514504
>he wants to be the girl in the relationship
My ex and I made it clear that no one was the "girl" in the relationship.
Why would you want to be a girl in the first place?
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>>6514534

Cuz you don't have to pay for shit.
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>>6514534
>People IRL who have seriously asked me who the girl was in my relationship
I'm fucking gay. I want another guy for a relationship. If I didn't, I'd be straight and putting up with a bitch asking for things and hemorrhaging my wallet. I don't know why so many people have such a hard time understanding that concept.
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>>6514496
>and then he eats the poop poop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM
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>>6514534
It's not like we came to a consensus that I was the girl in the relationship.
I'm just taking on the role that is usually associated with women. He's fine with being more dominant and I'm fine with being more submissive.

Also that >>6514548

I said that cause I think it's funny though
hehehehehe and I know it makes faggots mad. See >>6514556
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>>6514407
posting on 4chan is like being in a play :)
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>>6514561
>Trans in denial
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>>6514556
>I'd be straight and putting up with a bitch asking for things and hemorrhaging my wallet
Also, I don't ask for anything. He offers to pay for dinner and buys me shit and I just say ok thank you heheheh.
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I really want my best friend to fuck me, how should I go about asking if he would be okay with that?
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>>6514407
idk what you're talking about
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>>6514566
You think you can completely avoid gender roles just because you're in a gay relationship? Good luck.
One of the partners will end up having more feminine qualities than the other. This actually has to happen otherwise the relationship won't work. There needs to be a balance.
That's life in the gendered world.
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daily reminder that if you're looking for a super masc man to complete you, that automatically makes you a fem, weak and pathetic faggot
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>>6514618
gtfo with your shitty, plebeian taste in music
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>>6512334
Which is the more stale meme?

>pretending ideal relationships exist, pretending you won't get dumped after 15 years and be forced into a relationship with some normie while you cope with lost custody through long facebook posts

Or

>buying into the sleeping around meme, acquire ten stds and lots of shallow, meaningless sex

I like the first meme more because it has more snuggling.
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>>6514618
They're like my favorite band. Almost.
Here's a favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>6514557
This one's better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg
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>>6514683
Sometimes 4chan scares me.
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>>6514532
>not being made in a test tube
casual

>>6514581
try femgen brah
if you're trolling try mascgen
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>>6514730
Only thing I'm trying tonight is my man's dick tbqh

Why the fuck is he taking so long
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>>6514730
>tfw want to be a father of a male egg child
>mfw religious freaks will hinder any progressive action when it comes to m/m or f/f reproduction.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2964586/Scientists-say-make-human-egg-skin-two-men.html
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Does talking to people on gaygen or on 4chan manage to remove the sense of loneliness that you feel ?

... it doesnt for me.
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>>6514806
>implying he's gone
He's always creeping around here; since he has no life worth living.
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>>6514772
ok kids are gross idc

>>6514791
:(

>>6514805
not even talking to other ppl in 3d makes me less lonely anymore :)
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Op pic gives me a stiffy
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>>6514832
>not even talking to other ppl in 3d makes me less lonely anymore :)

glad to hear that theres no real solution
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Does anyone here have internet friends ? How did you make them ?
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>>6514873
Internet friends are just as flaky and unreliable than real ones; sometimes even more. There's nothing holding them accountable for anything. They soon stop talking to you in hopes you get the hint, but there's no awkward public glances.
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>>6512313
I loved crossdressing and princess movies when I was young so I was doomed from the start.
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>>6514959
Iktf. My sisters watched so many of them too.
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>>6514943
Life is realizing your more and more like your parents then you think.
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>tfw going to buy acid hang out in the woods with a gun listening to sum 41

Is sum 41 the official band of gaygen?
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>>6515211
please stop being an acne ridden 13 year old emo kid right now
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>>6515211

How about you listen to Strid instead.
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>>6515382
>only band that makes you happy
what year are you posting from brah
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>>6514873
I do and mostly games. Some people here only cause they were cool.
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>no bf to cuddle with.
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what are you listening to, gaygen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-paNWy6HPw
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>>6515504

This sounds kinda comfy
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>>6515482
No friggen way thats you man. I remember that vaguely and how did that end up? Still actually there?
>>6515498
Its suffering,
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would u guys tell me if u were using grindr to bully me? :)
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>>6515504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44w34UZ7rXI
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>>6515530
>using grindr to bully me?
How would that even work ?
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>>6515574
u act nice and then be mean or leak pics
im super paranoid guys on grindr are just trying to get me naked to ruin my life somehow
thankfully i dont believe in nudity but still.
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>>6515663

I don't know - home, I guess.
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>>6515663
who cares

>>6515504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWifhwA-tY
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>>6515639
for someone with such low self confidence, I'm shocked that you view yourself important enough for someone to waste time on trying to "ruin your life"
well worry not, sweet summer child
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>>6515639
Why should you be ashamed of how you look naked?

If you feel that strongly it's time to hit the gym.
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>>6515691
this sounds exactly like what a secret bully would say

>>6515696
im not ashamed of my body
im paranoid of nudity being used against me somehow
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>>6515706
If you're proud of your body then why would you care if someone saw your body?
Could just be me though
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>>6515736
ok
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>>6515735
paranoia

>>6515736
moving up!
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>>6515736
Thats a neat list. Cool im not on it.
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>>6515735
being blackmailed over nudes/someone leaking nudes to your employer or whatever comes to mind
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>>6515735

Could be worried about employment or the locals.
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>>6515735
So many people lowkey get doxxed and blackmailed on this shitty site its no surprise nobody trusts eachother
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>>6515771
i posted my face once a year or 2 ago on /fa/ and nothing happened but i still regret doing it

too many people on this site willing to fuck people over for a quick giggle, you gotta be insane to want to trip with nude pics or straight up link to sex vids like people on here do
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>>6515780
i'm actually much more worried about "private" images than anything ive made public on my own
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>>6515891
explain more
this seems like an interesting story
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>>6515771
>all of the people here are epic haxxorz with da infinite internet powaz!

Very few people get doxxed as a result of using this site. Most of them get doxxed from people they know irl calling in personal army requests. Because 4chan says it's nobody's personal army, and everybody knows that nothing posted on 4chan is true.

The whole "muh doxx you cloxx meme internet detective" meme is just meant to make people paranoid, and to keep people from figuring out that it's somebody they know irl that's close to them being shitty.
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>>6515969

Nah, 4Chan can doxx people and there are sadists here. It's true that the chances are pretty low, but that applies to a lot of things. You're still taking a risk if you give too much out here.
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how long until im working in the streets?
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>>6515987

As much as two years.
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>>6515975
The two are not mutually exclusive. Just because internet detectives can doxx people if they give out too much information does not mean that none of the doxxing is actually people close to them calling out for a personal army. The later is far more common. Just like how most cases of epic haxx are actually really simple, like someone working in the government in a really high up position attacking it from the inside, or someone guessing a really weak password, the simplest solution is often the most common. Many people I've met irl have threatened to give out my information on the internet, and some people have tried to convince me to do it to others.

People always want to act like their worst enemies are thousands of miles away. You rarely have to worry about the enemies that are thousands of miles away. The most dangerous enemies are those that live next door, or worse, live inside your house with you, and go to work with you.

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer is less a piece of advice, and more just a statement of fact about how the world really works.
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>>6515990
alright, see u there :^3
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>>6515999

I'm past that phase. I just walk around at night without any intention and guys pick me up and give me like 5 and I'm like "No keep it" and they're like "No, you're worth it." "Oh ok."
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>>6515975
"Doxxing" people is ridiculously easy, a lot of people give out far too much personal information, or pictures which they've linked to various other sites previously.

In fact, it is almost always pictures that give the game away, sometimes people who aren't too hip with technology won't delete EXIF data on pictures, which can often contain the coordinates of the location where the picture was taken. Other things can be, like I said, the picture being linked to sites like Facebook or whatever, a reverse image search takes you straight there. Google is the only tool you need to find out everything about someone.

Finally, the picture itself can give the game away, recognisable locations, people, addresses on doors, letters, all that shit.

But the truth is there is almost nothing to worry about, the only person or people who care to doxx are typically underage and doing it because they can. Nothing usually comes out of it, unless you get a load of them involved on /b/ for exple which used to be pretty big at this whole thing back in the day. Typically though, even when your full name and address is posted, nobody gives a single fuck and nothing comes of it.

So yeah, kids gonna be kids, I'm not even sure why I posted all this, I'm up far too early.
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I had unexpected sex twice tonight : >
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>that feel when no bf to share dinner with
>he wont eat it out off your asshole after your done eating
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>>6516230

dont worry anon, i am sure you will get to have sex one day!
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>>6516203
Woah. 8AM. How does he do it.
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>>6516309
6AM actually faggot, I'm at the airport right now, I've gotta pick someone up.
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>>6516288

>someone disagrees with me
>"m-muh circlejerk!!!"

lmaoing@ur life rn
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>>6516322
Didn't ask for your life story.
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>>6516465
I'd listen to KR's life story
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>>6513541
Not obese, not bigger than me
Can be taller than me, shorter than me whatever
Preferably none, less the better, id wax their ass for them if they're scared.
Whatever big is beautiful, wont matter i'll be topping.
Again long as they arent bigger than me anything goes
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Why don't you have a boyfriend yet, homos?

Get a boyfriend.
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>>6516586
Be mine
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>>6516591

n-no
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>>6516586
90% of posters here aren't emotionally prepared/stable enough for a relationship
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>>6516586
because im boring af and no one will want me
you say it like it's easy
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>>6516628
That's what settling is for
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>>6516594
C'mon dude. I'll carry you off to wonderland.
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>>6516645
He's into FtMs, dude. He wants to go to Neverland.
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>>6516586
Because straight people ruin any chance of me living my life.

With their Einsatzgruppen searching the land for gay people they could murder just to please their own monstrous breeder ego.

Immoral creatures lacking the ability to love and completely devoid of empathy, that's what they are.
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>>6516586
also because of this
>>6516621
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>>6516647

That one was pretty good
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>>6516647
I mean, I'll go there as well.

>>6516654
Same tho.
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>>6516663

Let's go, Peter Pan
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>>6516665
Hand in hand.

Never took you as one who likes getting carried though.
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>>6516586
I have one. Been in a sturdy relationship for three years. I love him to bits.
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Why are gays so obsessed with us straight guys

Not complaining, it's better then you inherently hating us like lesbians do
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>>6516692
>it's better then you inherently hating us like lesbians do
>IMPLYING
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>>6516695
I don't get it
Do lesbians not hate me
I always feel like they do
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>>6516696
>I don't get it
of course you don't.

I'm sure I speak for everyone in the lgbt community when I say that we all utterly despise you.
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>>6516699
then why are you so nice to me
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>>6516701
Because we're not cruel and sadistic.
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>>6516704

I'm cruel and sadistic.

>>6516701

Get the fuck out, you beta male piece of shit. Go bother an uninterested fat chick.
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>>6516711
>I'm cruel and sadistic.
And obviously straight.
Which explains you being a soulless murderer.
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>>6516711
At least I have an excuse for being on a shitty weeb site, pussy is hard to get.

Fag dick is everywhere and you're still lonely, jesus christ you're playing with a loaded deck and you can't win
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>>6516713

I can see it now.
The world quivers as Dildo Man threatens to unleash an entire army of fat Turkish Nazis on America. In theaters this Fall.
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>>6516717
>pussy is hard to get.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>6516721
above a 7, requires effort.

It's not as easy as it to get a fag.
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>>6516715

Soulless murderer yes, straight no.

>>6516717

I get loadsa dick. I just hate myself anyway.

I mean you. I hate you.

The point is I get loadsa dick, and I'd be swimming in pussy too if I weren't allergic.
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>>6516717
Fags make up 2% of the population, females makes up 46% or something like that.
And who's playing with the loaded deck again?
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>>6516730
>above a 7, requires effort.
Bahahahahahaha.
Maybe if you're absolute shit.
And even then one phone call and 60 dollars gives you pussy for a few hours.

Finding a fag is already more difficult than finding a woman.
Finding a fag that's above 7 is way more difficult that finding a woman above 7.

Getting said fag when his standards are already bordering supermodel is just not gonna happen.

Literally all you need is some cash at hand, buy them a drink and smooth talk.
Instant pussy.

You're just whining too much, like straight people usually do.
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>>6516747
Paying for it doesn't count.

Sorry girls are more attractive.

Also it's hard because it's not as casual. They're not fun, funny and normally not interesting.

>>6516742
Are you fucking retarded
Do you not see the problem in your logic
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>>6516742

I dunno.
It depends on where you are. Guys in general tend to be hornier than women, and the pool a straight guy has to fish from is crowded with other straight guys fishing for the same fish. The economics of homosexuality are a lot more even.
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>>6516754
>Paying for it doesn't count.
See? You whine too mich.

>Also it's hard because it's not as casual.
Girls want casual sex too.
You're making up problems just for the sake of whining that you have problems.
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>>6516754
Yeah, I see that you are surrounded by women at all fronts. I haven't met a fag in weeks, at the last one I saw on the streets was a camper.
So tell me again how getting fag dick is so easy, you seem to know a lot about this but a lot less about getting pussy.
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>>6516764
>>6516769

Why are fags so similar to women

fuck you guys are annoying
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>>6516778
Who waltzed into here and started being annoying the first place.
This ain't no bar for you to air your grievances and start throwing your shit when no one would listen to your sob stories.
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>>6516786
I asked why gays are you nice to straight guys where as lesbians hate us

I think the answer is attraction but it could also be happiness seeing as how you and other bitter gays don't seem to like straight guys.

Also you sound like your 40
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>>6516794
No one is attracted to your ugly and dumb ass.
I sound like I'm 40. We've spoken have we? Or are you imagining the voices in your head to be real?
Fuck back to whatever shit hole you came from and take your weak ass bait with you, cretin.
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>>6516778
>boohoo whine whine
And when we call you out for whining, we're annoying.
HA!
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>>6516799
>cretin
Shut up faggot, and I said faggot not because you're gay but because you're being such a whiny bitch.

Cool response to take it literal, you're giving gays a bad name.

and thats hard coming from a group known for sucking cocks
>>6516800
lol you got me there anon

its been fun fags
back to /fit/ and irl to be a worshipped alpha
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>>6516822
>back to /fit/ and irl to be a worshipped alpha
>/fit/
>alpha
>/fit/
>not gay
10/10 you got me.
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>>6516836
ecarretsam mucs ib

Read it in a mirror anon

But seriously the other guy is a fag
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>>6516849
Not that anon, but that dosent work
nice try though
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>>6516849
>Read it in a mirror anon
That's not how mirrors work.
Also bi is just closet gay.
Literally everyone knows that.
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>>6516856
>>6516861


GOT YOU FUCKERS AGAIN

WOW

WELCOME TO HELL FAGGOTS

YOU LIVE IN MY REALITY

baited AGAIN
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>>6516867
>falling for reverse bait
hahaha oh wow
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>>6516586
Because i'm ugly and terrible and boring.
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>>6516872
SON OF A BITCH

Alright anon, you win.

Name anything anon, you're wish is my command
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>>6516880
what a surprise, me too
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>>6516885
be my bf
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>>6516586
I'm in a long distance relationship. We won't be seeing eachother for 5 years. I won't cheat, but I attend softcore fetish meet ups under the table.
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>>6516896
WOW FAGS ARE SO EASY(easier then straight girls)

BAITED AGAIN

IT'S A WRAP
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>>6516907
its called desperation
>>6516906
how did you make a ldr work?
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>>6516913
I shouldn't of done that anon,
Could you big spoon
and do you look like a femboy
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>>6516586
Boyfriends are so last year, having a husband is where it's at now.
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>>6516913
There's two ways.

The normal way is that you have a job and you visit them.

The hardcore way is that you both have autism and are students not wanting to commit to an irl relationship till they have a job. I'm trying this way.
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>when your bait and switch works
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>>6516919
>femboy
>big spoon
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>>6516922
well good luck with that
how long have you lasted for already
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>>6516935
we all have are flaws anon
i have obscure taste
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>>6516919
>>
weird hookup
>he hugged me and asked me if I felt safe
>during he whipped out all his toys. Like, fuck loads of toys. Massive dildos etc. I was like 'hahah maybe not today'
>after he showed me his collection of shit geek tee shirts and messenger bags.

Fml
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