Fashion and aesthetics edition
Most of u are filthy goobers though, so whatever
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the last one >>6505597
too late for my thread. :(
>>6506883
???
>>6506878
ah, sounds like a crappy scary dream
*pats kayla and rubbs her belly until she calms down*
>>6506891
back the fug off?!?!
>>6506895
w-weh ;~;
I've always rubbed kaylas belly
I want to be her mommy (in a non lewd way tho)
>>6506891
yeah i'm still shaking like a leaf
here it is again, shame to waste such a crazy experience
basically it was set 5 years from now when the Rock becomes president and signs a pact with the UN to build ten above ground mega shelters which are 1000 feet in every direction, on stilts that make them even higher off the ground, and are dark grey and square. Then a zombie outbreak occurs and at the time I am living up north in the snow so we get the news last. Me and my mom drive to one mega shelter in baja mexico and on the way she dies, I have a run in with the shadow government who makes the virus, and I get to see the fall of 3 shelters to the zombies, who retain their full intelligence and mind. Then I finally make it to the baja one and its also controlled by the shadow government that lets me live since im such a powerful person to have survived all those run ins. I get to meet the leader and they make me queen of the colony and leave. When they all leave, the doors to the structure open and zombies fill in from all around, in one last effort I filled the middle section with all the reserve water and make my way to the top for retrieval. When I get to the roof all the other survivors are killed and I am taken to the alps where the main shelter is for the mega rich and conspirators. They basically behead me in main area in front of everyone who cheers, then they send my body to a deep lake and put me in a metal coffin and send me down. I then wake up as a purplish looking ghost with mega powers and a thirst for blood. I lead an army of zombies into the structure and kill all the last uninfected on earth. When I pop the leaders head off a giant alien comes down dressed like frieza and picks me up and rips me apart. Then I woke up.
Btw Phien I sent you my city via Steam incase you wanna visit me ever <3
>>6506889
i have prepared a thread to post before, now i should wait to the end of this thread.
>>6506910
Ahh
Yeah gotta be fast anon
>>6506862
i see i see
good lookin out anon
130 has been like my ~dream goal weight~ for forever so we'll see if i can make it down there what with my europe vacation coming up
>>6506860
yes, obviously, i had taken it off to take that pic and i dont wear it to work
and if anything i'd like to lose muscle to be more slender
This man is so hot
>>6506913
Do you sleep in the corset??
>>6506868
Like seeing this it made me realize I don't know if I'm wearing a tux or a dress to the symphony tonight
>dress
>fuckkkkkkk that desu
>>6506913
>i'd like to lose muscle to be more slender
Huh, I'd think the opposite would be true? Muscle looks more slender than fat.
>>6506921
Ladies tux?
I once had a dream that I had some kind of sentient parasitic cancer with an instinct for self preservation and also it could shapeshift for some reason and if it grew big enough it could detach from your body and change shape to mimic a dog or a small child so it could infect more people
there was a mildly retarded origin story too
some pharmaceutical company was experimenting with stem cells to make them divide faster so they could end up with a shitload of them but then they turned into crazy stem cell cancer somehow
this is what happens when you mix a tenuous grasp on high school biology with a completely fucked sleeping schedule
I woke up like what the fuck was that
it had a name too. When I woke up I had to google it to make sure it wasn't real lol
Good morning my manly men
>>6506927
If I had one, I so would.
>tfw no rainbow pantsuit collection to wear to semi formal occasions
Took a nap and woke up to someone asking me a million questions
>>6506934
Hillary is chubbier than I realized
Yuck
>tfw you get a pixie cut and start getting misgendered again for the first time in 5 years
>>6506935
Still at the ER??
>>6506935
Why so fat and ugly?
Today is my 5th monthiversery for starting HRT. whoop whoop!
And I still have too much anxiety to post my timeline pics!
>>6506940
Yeah, waiting to be referred to a facility
Pray to God I don't have to wait long, but I'm ready for the long haul this time.
>>6506948
Why are you in the ER
>>6506949
Because I'm a mess and the psych system in AZ is fucked
How long does it take for progesterone to start working and making my boobs bigger?
>>6506951
>the psych system in AZ is fucked
can confirm
>>6506958
There are literally 0 psych in arizona that take medicaid that deal with borderline personality disorder
>>6506947
Congrats, anon!
>tfw too lazy and self-hating to even make a timeline
>tfw I'm about 2.5 months in and the last picture I took of myself was from like a week or two in
I suppose I could still make one with a 3 month gap in it, but eh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6506972
but I dont have a penis
>>6506947
P-pls post
>>6506972
was gonna write female on a post it note and stick it to my dick and post a photo but I can't find my camera
so uhh just picture that
>>6506972
I looked down, but I didn't see a penis, just a girltinkler, so I must be a girl!
>>6506973
I don't care what they do at this point, I just want to have my diagnosis in place and have applied for disability by the end of the month
>>6506972
How'd you know I identify as penisgender?
>>6506981
Yeah, dw, I understand
Idk what it's actually like there, but someone I know took herself to the hospital, and she was in the hospital for like a day, then they transferred her to an inpatient facility for a 72 hour hold
You'll be fine I'm sure
Idk about disability for mental illness, so, no comment, but also good luck
>>6506980
A dick is a dick buddy
>>6506991
even if it's very feminine?
>>6506995
Even if it's genuinely feminine
Dw though
I kind of like "feminine "penises (but I also like penis in general)
I'm sure you can find someone who will like your girl-dick/she-he stick/itty bitty tranny prick
>>6506999
rachel is my wife so please stay away from her
>>6507002
>rachel is my wife
BITCH I DONT SEE A RING
>>6507010
congratz you fell for the meme
it's all genetics fag
>>6507014
I know this thread is mostly composed of men who aren't even on hrt yet but maybe you can keep your ignorant opinions to yourself and let an actual woman answer my question
>>6507022
please stop cucking me
>>6507020
And it's different for everyone, if you don't see some results (not a cup size or anything, but just minor, but perceptible changes) I wouldn't bother
But overall it seems pretty mixed, I've noticed that it seems to help people who seem naturally inclined to be busty
It's also pointless if you've not been on hormones for at least 18 months, but idk what your levels and shit are, I'm not your doctor, lol
>>6507028
No
You can watch her fuck my virginal pussy though, if you want
I'll only charge you a hundred bucks
>>6507031
Cool, ty
Rip doggo :(
what's the rest of you up to ?
why do I meet a guy everywhere I go lolll
I'm hungover af again tho hi
I got a second job today so hooray for more money to spend on stuff.
How yall bitches going?
>>6507092
Your dog friend was so cute! Im sorry. Its never easy losing your best friend.
Im at work hating life on only three months of only spiro. Still get sir'd all the time and I wish I could even have to guts to say I dont like it.
>>6507092
Arguing with my room-mate on if its a good idea to go out on friday and get smashed, bearing in mind i have work at 10:30 am on saturday.
im definitely in the "yes i should" camp.
>>6507103
Awesome!
I'm getting a large raise in about a week, so hooray for more spending money/srs savings.
>>6507096
I'm so sorry. I met a guy once, it was awful.
>>6507113
> Work at 10
Unless you drink early in the evening I probably wouldn't
How do I meet other mtfg peeps around me so we can make a commune and save money on meds together
>>6507118
Saying where you are is a good start.
>>6507117
They could be fine if they made sure to drink enough water and eat something fatty while they drink. Alcohol aint no thang if you just arent a dum-dum about it.
>>6507111
God I need to move here, the men are gorgeous
>>6507115
I've never had that experience
>>6507121
Madison area of wisconsin.
Basically downtown Madison.
Im just sick of high rent making me broke all the time. I dont want to be guymode. Ever.
>>6507127
>I like the lattteeerrrr.
Wow you're a fkin hon
>>6507127
Damn edie making me fucking jealous again
>>6507127
Alex looks like a qt desu
Where are you exactly?
Really though, if you just didn't live in the middle of nowhere.......
>>6507122
Oh, good point
>>6506938
>Pixie cut
Are you a 13 year old girl or a 30+yo mom?
If it's neither, you should invest in a high quality weave or wig.
>>6507131
Damn right. Theres nothing Madison does right aside from teaching you how to drink to excess without dying.
>>6506972
My penis is gender neutral
>>6507092
Sorry lily :'(
>>6507129
tru
>>6507130
s o m a n y m e n
so much dick to take like idek. debating on going out on a date tonight.
>>6507131
I'm in Phillyyyy
>>6507148
Wish men wanted me....
>>6507157
You has much to learn. But those are the basics. Why you think they eat teh burger with beer?
>>6507157
No, you need to have a certain type of face.
>>6507158
They mostly want imagination of you. When you actually meet then it gets complicated.
Gooooood morning
>>6507153
phillyyyyyy
>>6507157
ya I'm not as much of a fan, he looked cute while I was high tho lmaaaao
and idk I feel bad for ditching my friends doe
>>6507158
if they don't now, they will. happens to everyone.
>>6507163
They dont even like my imagination. IM too far gone. Im the worst.
>>6507169
It's a weird opening line for him to try to set you up with his friend.
>>6507172
Are you doing anything to change it?
>>6507169
LOL I need to go to this paradise of hot men.
Time to get dick surgery completely unrelated to my transness
>>6507180
What surgery are u getting?
>>6507173
l m a o!!!!
>>6507179
Alex is my fav at the moment desu, tho the tesco guy is best
>>6507184
right now they're moseying around the house hungover, but we are going on a picnic and doing all the 4th of July stuff today
Does anyone have any advice on how to gain weight or even just how to eat
I've bad like 300-400 calories in the past 5 days and idk what to do
Tfw all the boys near you are redneck, numale, or autistic.
:(
I have one person on tinder that was kinda cool..maybe something can happen
>>6507128
>Im just sick of high rent
>Wisconsin
I thought it was cheap there... I hear decent things about Madison, do you actually want to keep living there though?
Give me a couch and we can start small though
Wake up
>I'm gonna sleep in
Use toilet
>I'm gonna sleep in
Take my morning vitamins and shit
>I'm gonna sleep in
>Eat a bagel
>I'm gonna sleep in
Lie in bed
Open 4chan
Wide awake
............
Fuck.
>>6507196
Pizza.
>>6507169
You got me to go through yet another round of clicking red crosses. Stop feeding my addictions. :p
But seriously, they need to add sound to that. Cheesy gunshots maybe.
>>6507199
just "like" the boys you think are cute bb! there's always soooome cute boys u know
>>6507195
Lol Alex is a sokid xhoice, sorra reminds me of pokemaniac
>>6507024
As much as I'd like to, my house doesn't have any of even any ingredients nor do I have enough money to get any
>>6507196
Keep track of it and force yourself to follow through a schedule.
Spread it across as many meals as you can, and eat lots of calorie dense food like nuts/chocolate.
>>6507199
Go through your matches often and set a wide area for yourself
I rarely use it and I always have tons of matches
You could even pay for it so that you can change your location
>>6507196
A lot of people are gonna tell you to eat a bunch of unhealthy shit, but that's disgusting and also unhealthy
What you can do is eat more meats / calorie dense foods, of course you can also eat some junk but I wouldn't do allot of that, because you'll just create bad habits
You should start by just seeing how many calories you need to maintain your weight (it's at least 1200) and make that your goal
Also you're a teenager, so you possibly won't even gain much weight, since your body is changing and growing
>>6507210
Bleach+ ammonia??
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6507196
Buy a bunch of eggs, frozen vegetables, bananas, peanut butter, milk, tuna, buy frozen chicken breasts in bulk or buy precooked rotisserie chickens. Eat all of that stuff all the time.
Sweet potatoes, hummus, whole wheat bread and lunch meats, get some meal replacement powder and make shakes if you can't eat all the calories you need
>>6507237
TFW hummus makes you phat.
>>6507207
Basically if they have a dog in their gallery I swipe right. Nah I've got a couple matches..everyone just lives so far..I'd have to travel just to meet someone.. feels unsafe. :s
>>6507242
iktf. i've gained 5 pounds in the 3 days since i've come home for the holiday
>>6507215
Or you could, you know, spoof your GPS location for free...
>>6507252
That's not how it works.....
>>6507242
Eat humus instead. Just one less letter and none of the calories!
>>6507250
I feel I gain 5 pounds every day Rachel ;_;
>>6507229
That's a really painful way to die tho.
>still can't believe I passed magnum latinum
>nameday celebration
>pet died on first pets birthday
Weird day yo
>>6507258
:p i'll do that!
>>6507201
I dont even have a couch.... could probably pick one off the curb.
Yeah, every place in wisconsin is cheap except Madison, Milwaukee, and basically anywhere with a non stagnant economy.
>>6507175
How? I just like really niche things. Im not like horrifying, but Im difficult to relate to i guess. I feel prettt alone.
>>6507261
Congrats on Latin speaker test. Soon you will be able to communicate in non barbarian language.
What happened to canis?
>>6507271
Thanks :3
Cancer
>>6507273
I'm truly sorry lilly
>>6507260
I'm obviously still alive but I didn't find it painful at all, idk
I probably did it incorrectly, I was using the fumes, not ingesting it
KEVIN DURANT IS COMING TO DA BAY
82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0 82-0
>>6507278
Idgi
>>6507279
Man interests
>>6507261
Just curious, but why are you learning Latin, as opposed to some other language?
>>6507279
>not knowing who Kevin Durant is
next ur gonna tell me you don't even know who Steph Curry is
>>6507281
I know it's basketball I think?????
But idu the significance of "82-0"
Do you like sports?
>>6507277
>chlorine gas
>not a painful way to die
Choose one.
>>6507283
Nice the to know
I learn Swedish French and Spanish on the side and required for history
>>6507292
>dem dead peeps during WW1
>"quit being week the kaiser needs you"
>>6507277
What?
You tried to kill yourself with mustard gas and survived?
>I was using the fumes
>not having it be a big yellow death-cloud
Oh, that must be why.
Maybe whatever you used for your "ammonia" wasn't actually ammonia, or it only had a tiny bit of ammonia in it.
>NOT 4TH OF JULY EDITION
FUCKING DISGRACE
CUE THE FUCKING CANNONS AND FREEDOM BELLS
>>6507293
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS >>6507296
It was cheap ammonia maybe that was the issue
But really, death not swallowing me up in her love is a recurring issue I have desu
How long should it take?
Been in the ER 6 hours now. Don't want to drain my phone battery but I desperately need someone to talk to to kill the time
>>6507292
Mustard gas and chlorine are very different beasts. You'd need to mix a couple full sinks of ammonia and bleach in a small, non ventilated room to get rapidly lethal concentrations of chlorine. Synthesizing H2S would be more practical, to be honest.
>>6507313
i know its not funny, but mustard gas kills in minutes not hours.
>>6507302
Mercury pls stop trying to die :|
>>6507313
Brought my phone charger but it got put in my items bag, and for some reason I haven't gotten a room yet and I don't think they intend to give me one, I think they're just gonna move me straight to an inpatient whenever it is a doctor is supposed to come talk to me
>>6507304
Why
>>6507324
here, have this..
>>6507302
>How long should it take?
Well, the way it works is that the chlorine molecules bond to the oxygen receptors in your lungs.
So it should take however long it would take you to die from lack of oxygen.
>>6507330
Last time I went to the ER they took me to a room where a social worker asked me questions, then moved me to another room. This time I'm only in an open room type thing with a curtain I can't close because suicide watch. The ER let's you keep your phone.
>>6507330
i have no clue, i just saved it cus it was cute.
another day of being shut in
not able to leave my room
feeling dirty and disgusting
and uncomfortable in my skin unable to take a selfie because my chin is making me feel badly dysphoric.
reeee
wtf is wrong with me
breakfast time!
What do with all dat 3 months worth of nothing to do ?
>>6507345
what the hell is that?
pls tell me the majority of americans don't eat that shit as breakfast.
>>6506883
>dat pic
>>6507266
Oh that sucks, why not just move to an area where more of us might be then? Sounds like you don't have much to take with you.
>>6506840
I want to break it in for you lily <3
We can even get married.
>>6507350
that's a british dish you mongoloid
>get in huge argument with my mom
>she gives me an ultimatum
>stop transition or move out in december
>refuse to stop being myself for her selfish reaons
>she takes out life insurance policy on me the next day
uhhhhhh should i be worried? she's legitimately bipolar and doesn't take meds for it and im slightly afraid
>>6507345
Kayla?
>>6507369
Transwomen of color are common targets of violence. She's just playing the odds.
>>6507369
Top fucking kek. We'll be rid of you soon nignog.
>>6507372
. . . i hate my mom more than anyone else
>>6507369
You should find somewhere else to live as soon as you can.
>>6507316
H2s is a terrifying way to go.... and if you fuck it up; you're fucked up for the rest of your shitty life.
I'd rather do anhydrous ammonia. Faaaast
i wish i could dance.
>>6507372
Which is also related to men of color freaking the fuck out if you have a dick for the most part.
Just more likely.
Going off statistics, because I know I am a target of violence for some, but not that many.
>>6507347
you can always watch some WMMA fights, is very easy find the UFC events free on stram or for download.
fightpass is shit.
#teamclaudia
dang did you guys see kd signed with the warriors?
>>6507377
i can go live with my dad in Houston but I haven't come out to him yet and idk how that will affect things
>>6507369
just don't die in teh avatar state
duh
>>6507288
Not in the slightest.
Off-road racing if I'm in the cockpit...
But regular bleacher sports? No. Not at all ever
>>6507371
>>6507376
i'm not kayla!
>>6507379
which is why i avoid chimp niggers as much as possible they're closer to animals than ppl. actual black guys tend to behave like everyone else in thr civilized world
>>6507383
fucking lol thanks anon
>>6507382
He will beat you to death
>>6507369
Just move out in December?
I don't see the issue?
Also, once you move out & no longer receive any kind of anything from her, you're no longer a dependent.
I don't understand parents never wanting to see their kids again.
I mean, mine call on occasion, but never want to see me.
It's baffling.
>>6507369
> December
????
You have six months, get the fuck out
Move to someplace that isn't shit btw, lol
The life insurance thing is weird, but I wouldn't worry much about it desu
>>6507390
literally chimp niggers as you call them are similar in ways to jihadists.
>>6507381
Yeah, Rachel just posted that, lol
>>6507351
>tfw you got gaywashed by the brain agenda
tfw loli
https://youtu.be/_YuHR6p1Seg
The struggles of black transgrilles lmao
>>6507369
Go full Gone Girl and frame her for your death before you move.
>>6507304
that was me a couple days ago... They made me wait for 7 hours before I could see a doctor
I wish The War Within would hurry up so I can waste money on a glorified open beta
>>6507304
i saw ur post last night. hope youre well :s
>>6507369
That's a little spooky
Be careful
>>6507479
That is way too complicated. It sounds like something out of a novel.
>>6507530
Because it is a novel! Amy Dunne is my new evil inspiration.
>feel bad about arguing with my mom even tho she's a shit
>text her trying to reconcile our differences
>ask if we can do group therapy and offer to pay for it
>for some reason this offend her and she flips out "You'll never be a woman and you'll always just be a faggot in girls clothes"
>i reply with "wow fuck you then i cant wait for you to die you hateful old bitch im going to spit on your grave"
>"never text me again i hope whatever man your trying to fool into thinking your a woman beats you to death faggot."
wew lass. my family life is beyond fucked but i do feel slightly better venting about it idk if i can last 6 more months
>>6507545
>tfw loving and supportive family
Feels good to be white
>>6507537
>evil inspiration
Are you leaving your goody two-shoes ways behind you? If so congratulations.
>>6507545
I'm really sorry to hear all this Korra.
Maybe you could leave earlier if you manage to find somewhere to stay? I dunno who would wanna put themselves around these people :/
>>6507562
Based indeed. Are you ready for the Baywatch?
>>6507567
fuck yes, mein booty is ready.
does anyone here have a twitter?
Kit hasn't posted in a while and she was in hospital. Is she kill? ;_;
>>6507556
No... sometimes I wish I could though. It's just not in my bones.
>>6507577
yeah
>>6507577
She posted like two days ago max, she's out of the hospital and doing better, don't worry.
>>6507577
Detransitioned
>>6507574
rachel has a twitter? i think jormy and kato have twitter too
>>6507581
Oh Caddy you are too good for your own good.
So how are you?
Welp, going to a facility and I'll be in there by 3
Finally, some real help. And I'll I had to do was go to the ER.
I'll be there for 5-7 days maybe a little more maybe a little less. So cya all for a little while.
hey buddies wat uuppp
>>6507599
Good luck, Amy
>>6507601
Nothing much just resting. Looking for work is hard work.
>>6507545
I dont have anything to say but I felt like this picture was fitting.
>tfw you just woke up to this booping your nose
Stuffffieesssss
>>6507369
>>6507545
Whoa, happy Independence Day huh?
About the life insurance thing: if she's serious that she did that and it wasn't just a threat, I'm pretty sure you can contact the company and have it cancelled. I found this similar situation by Google, at least:
http://ask.metafilter.com/283812/My-Mother-Took-Out-a-Life-Insurance-Policy-On-Me-Without-My-Consent
Stay safe, and good luck. Start seeing if there is someone you trust that you can stay with for a while.
Should I go get drunk again today since it is a holiday?
I can go out with friends today again if I want. This will most likely be the last time I can see most of them until three weeks from now. I might see one before next weekend, but like I will be in phoenix from Sunday until maybe Tuesday and I will be at my parents from Wednesday until early Thursday then up to Seattle until Monday.
>>6507599
If I wasn't so scared of losing my gun rights I would try to get committed for a few weeks at times, but I need those rights so fuck them.
>>6507595
The world wants me to be a villain. I'm too contrarian for that.
I'm doing okay. I'm looking for a new library because I'm mad at them for cancelling a project I put a lot of work into, and I hate the city I'm in. But I've been writing a lot and am feeling relatively healthy. How r u tho?
>>6507615
>Should I go get drunk again today since it is a holiday?
Holidays where day drinking is acceptable are my favorite. Go for it.
>>6507612
That sounds adorable. :3
>tfw no gf to wake me up by booping my nose with stuffed animals
some day...
>>6507613
Oh you'll find something sooner or later.
It's just tiring. I spent over two hours there. Talks with the HR rep, talks with the head of their IT department, psychometric tests on top of waiting in between. And that's just the first round.
I forgot how much of a hassle all that is. At least the bar was nice enough.
>>6507627
Is it that collaborative project? A collage of essays by different peeps if I remember correctly.
I am doing fun. Didn't want to spam you with pics from my vacation and a few runs that I squeezed. I've also started looking for a job, like a good corporate drone.
>>6507636
yeah and it is murica's 280ths birth day.
The day we kicked those pole smoking British out of our country with muscle cars.
Here is a short clip from the history channel of such a battle with muscle cars.
https://youtu.be/BqpJvey-7-s
Muh freedoms
>>6507614
>tfw exexex girlfriend wants to fly out and hangout for 3 days and go to a concert
I feel likeeeee this sounds fun but it's definitely trouble when someone flys from Boston to hangout and they don't have like "something important to tell you"
Anyone else thought about that women are suppose to use their right arm to hold in their mans left arm?
It's so that the man can DEFEND you.
Pretty fucking hot.
>>6507636
>Holidays where day drinking is acceptable
Like Holy Friday and Ramadan, you mean?
>>6507654
What year is this?
>>6507654
Poor left handed men though, they'd be fucked
>>6507599
Weak you are
>>6507658
1887
>>6507658
1776
>Hospital gives me benzos
Ayyy
>>6507654
Nah, it's so that males can punch their wife with their good arm. Don't trust guys, ever.
>>6507599
I hope they check your chromozomes for Down's syndrome and give you a tard wrangler to keep you out of trouble
>>6507672
you racist cunt
https://youtu.be/F5DfuDwFhzg
how can you like such a racist character?
yass yass the pizza place is closed yass independence day yass
high as a kite yass
>>6507672
Take all of them to see if you can overdose.
>>6507650
shes wants the gt
>>6507654
>tfw no manly protector
>>6507666
>tfw no strong man to walk closer to the street and be worthy of seeing my elbows
What ever happened to chivalry?
>>6507670
Washington pls go
>>6507687
If you can't protect yourself, you're useless
>>6507670
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE
>>6507691
TFW the queen of britbongia actually rules Canada
>>6507645
Yeah, it was that project. I finished it, then the director just said "no" with no reason given.
You went to Greece, right? Some pics would be cool. Idk what to tell you about finding a corporate 9-5 other than what I already said. Soul sucking, but money. Meh.
>>6507646
God bless us.
>>6507655
Inshallah.
>>6507654
>try to push something heavy across the floor that won't budge.
>boyfriend pushes it like it's on wheels
Waiter, I'd like one sex please.
>>6507691
>tfw i've seen your ankles
Maybe you're too much of a harlot.
>>6507696
I'm extremely useless, that's why I need to leech off a strong man
>>6507169
Lol you sound like a fucking terrible person. annoying and try-hard
>>6507699
Ooooooh beautiful for spacious skies
>>6507700
>not knowing that the governor general is the queen's representative and gives royal ascent to legislation in her place
Governor general is a rubber stamp
Queen is a figurehead tbqh
>>6507703
Ur rite ;~;
>>6507691
>talk to a guy for an hour last night
>doesn't ask for my number
;_:
Although desu, idk if I would have liked to date him
>is basically a hipster to the point of having a beard and rolled mustache ends
>Lives in the most hipster part of LA
>I don't know what a hipster is.
I am like kek you are a hipster.
>>6507699
#murica
#maga
#fuckyoubrits
#freedom
#freetheshitoutofyou
#muricanumberone
I should be holding a murican gun in this picture
>>6507718
Expecting people in The Land of Freedom© to know of complicated rites sucking up to a queen.
>>6507705
How pathetic
>>6507719
>#fuckyoubrits
They've done that to themselves already
>>6507640
She left to go get her phone, so I get some cuddle time
>>6507686
I mean obviously, this is the one that still says I'm the one she pictures when she wants to have kids with someone, even after hrt and knowing they'd have to be adopted
Butttt I mean she's always tons of fun, just a little hung up because every guy she's been with has ended up being trash.
>>6507719
>hipsters
You dodged a bullet
>>6507727
I'm sorry, I don't speak Freedom™
>>6507736
>America is shit
U S A U S A U S A
>>6507740
Can't wait for America to get nuked
