Who is my crush? edition
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Select your crush
>>6494035
That list is using pics 8 months old for some ppls. .
>>6493993
how lovely..
>>6494035
>>6494035
where can i meet that grace girl she'd make a good bf desu
>>6494035
I guess Red... kinda... but not really because I'm already his GF...
>>6494035
seriouisly?? can we not post this??
>>6494031
I heard you like westies
So we put westies inside the westea, so you can westie while you drink your Wes Tea
>>6494046
i want bubble tea so bad
>tits are starting to bud
>they've become incredibly sensitive and painful to touch
>job requires a lot of lifting
>have to press heavy items against my chest and pretend it doesn't hurt like hellfire
>mfw
>>6494035
>still not in the right tier
>>6494048
I hated that when I was working in produce
>literally hurting my melons with watermelons
>tfw you love your gf and every moment with or apart reaffirms it
>>6494048
HOLY FUCK! I had that exact problem last year working at Orchard Supply!
I had to work as a stocking associate and I constantly hit my boobs and shit. It fucking hurt for the first like 4 months.
>>6494052
iktf
>>6494048
ive never gotten this and ive been on hrt for 8 months. like yeah theyre sensitive but im not dying from anything?? why is this?
>>6494038
Sounds super comfy
>kinda sad I'm not pretty enough for something like that
they say inherent beauty doesn't hold inherent value
I disagree
>uggo, lonely, - undesirable
Yup
Gorgeous people will inherit the earth
...
Reeling back to my (I'm subhuman, may as well go on a binger if druqs & illegal shit)
Argument.
>>6494035
Elanna as a sex object, Phien as someone to take care off until our twilight years.
>>6494035
>faye
>>6494048
iktf when i worked at 7-11 it would happen all the time in the cooler and it would hurt like hell ;~;
they're still sore like all the time but i don't bump into things as much
>>6494047
>tfw she gets you a little cutie straw and says its you
>tfw she keeps saying she needs the big black one to satisfy her thirst
>>6494054
but you're never actually with your gf
>>6494057
Yo, I don't think I'm that attractive...
But apparently, I am kinda hot... but I think what's a bigger deal in my relationship is kindness and a willingness to share interests.
Or maybe that's just me... but idk.
>>6494063
I was a hardware store stocker... I hit my boobs on like 30-50 pound boxes all the time...
>>6494069
yikes
>>6494069
I'm crying
I want this
I miss this.
>>6494069
>tfw you're gonna get cucked as soon as you go away
>>6494046
Read up on making bubble tea. Realized it is close to the runny tapioca pudding I used to make as a kid, but easier top make. I basically made tapioca pudding with 4 times the milk in it. That made it drinkable, but you needed a spoon to clean out the glass.
>>6494067
>Faye 6 months hrt
>>6494067
queen of the hons/10
>>6494070
>or apart
but you're never actually finishing a sentence apparently
>>6494052
>tfw idktf
>tfw your newest batch of chicks just dried off after hatching and they are the fluffiest, cutest things ever spawned
>>6494073
>apparently, I'm kinda hot
Welp.
K
>>6494035
im almost tempted to post a picture to see where i'd fit but i don't think i want to know where id fit... maybe someday
>>6494083
You h ave chicks?
>>6494079
nice lighting hon
>>6494079
>passing.
Bcups
>>6494083
post pic
I will neither confirm nor deny the Kiwi theory. My final clue is that the place that she is associated with will be in the news on Independence Day
>>6494088
Yah that was like the same week, wayyyy before laser
I was such a cute little faggot
>>6494084
Hey, idk... that's just what Kaylee says.
She tells me I'm hot and super cute...
Red say's I'm super cute...
I can't tell if that's a common view.
>>6494094
so cute hon
>>6494088
Got more rares?
>>6494094
you still are desu
>>6494083
baby chicks are the cutest
Holy shit dysphoric.... And buzzed
More dysphoric tho
Ttyl
I'll see y'all tomorrow as a new, improved, more alcoholic, more depressed valq.
Cya.
I have sleeping pills to take w/my vodka.
>>6494052
>tfw you think you might know that feel
>>6494081
no, no, you are permanently appart because you live in opposite sides of the globe.
>>6494092
anyone paying attention knows it's mercury/jupiter, it's just not interesting drama
>>6494101
>>6494087
So, so many! The last ones just joined the big kids and I can hear then trying their darndest to crow, but they crack and sound like a teenage boy trying to fake a deep voice
>>6494091
They are all sleeping atm, but here's a pic of my favorites of the last batch.
>>6494103
They really are <3
>>6494105
you fucking cutie
we're gonna make it
>>6494104
you really shouldnt
i was going to say everyone remember to do butt exercises with me but i think you need rest..dont hurt yourself.
>>6494101
A lot of people do.
l m a o i've been playing OW with my trans friends and two of them just started singing this song yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN? YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A WOMAN" and i was reminded of how big of a tranny i am tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjIk2d_Iml8
>>6494113
Are you still with Plant?
>>6494113
are you hatching them as pets or livestock?
>>6494038
triangles are dumb
>>6494126
Juno is reaching Jupiter on July 4th.
>>6494127
triangles are the universe holy shit
>>6494052
I thought I might have felt something like that once. It was nice.
>>6494115
the other day tetra mentioned how bad it went when you first met her parents, have you presented your bride to be to yours already?
>>6494127
Hey gem...
>mfw
>>6494131
GEOMETRY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>6494133
my father is DEEEEAAAAAD
my mom is totally okay with her and genders her properly and just wants us to be happy and move forward together
>>6494142
>how_to_deal_with_a_tsundere.gif
I'm sorry if it was a bad thing to ask.
>>6494098
XL?
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>6494145
I'm 5'11 with DD tits baby
>>6494136
that's super cute c:
my mom's the same way, she keeps her chickens around for the eggs they lay, she could never bring herself to kill them for food
they're super cute when they're tiny though, i wish they could stay that way forever ;~;
>>6494031
>Tfw will never be with a cute waifu from that chart. End me.
>>6494136
i remember doing volunteer work at the state fair as a kid with my mom, but since i was young the only job i could really do is babysit the chicks. legitimately my favorite thing, they're the greatest
>>6494136
post a recent selfie
>>6494144
it's actually not a bad thing to ask at all, my dad was an asshole who shut me down at every opportunity and he was a neutral or negative presence to my entire family, negative especially to me and my mom, then he got terminal cancer and faded out and disappeared
the most love he ever showed me was hugging me like... two times ever in my conscious life
i'm glad he's dead
>>6494147
i posted it for a reason cutie
>>6494128
Clever, I hadn't thought of that, if it's right I wonder if she'll give you a prize? I still don't see how someone can crush on a trip with no pics though
>>6494035
Phienchen desu <3
>tfw stuck in the rain waiting for fireworks
Happy Canada day ;~;
>>6494160
I've had someone crush on me without ever having posted pictures of myself, it can happen.
>>6494168
fite me beech
>>6494169
What do Canadians even do on Canada day? Dress up like lumberjacks and drink maple syrup?
>>6494169
Happy Leaf Day!
>trying to vote
>ballot paper is bigger than the voting booth
sutpid australia
faye if you're still getting sushi get a salmon aburi nigiri
>>6494175
we get drunk, or at least i hope that's what we do because that's what i did for my last shift
>>6494179
Who are you voting for Jörmy?
>>6494173
Why?
>>6494175
BBQ, get shitfaced, smoke weed, watch fireworks. I'm going to go to an afterhours club after fireworks and party til sunrise, will be p gud
>>6494177
Happy leaf day:3
>>6494185
Who else?
>>6494179
and all of them are from stupid and dumb parties
nek minnit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVROcKFnBQ
>>6494035
This is trash
>>6494189
For real?
No one votes for a third party tho
>>6494186
I called dibs for the benzo queen already! Gotta prove I'm more desrving than you!
>>6494194
>No one votes for a third party tho
r u american?
>>6494189
I put them in #1 on the senate.
didn't have a house of reps candidate from them tho
1. Greens
2. Labor
this is where it gets stupid
3. Lib Dems (libertarians who want to turn australia into america)
4. No tolls & consumer rights (anti vaccers)
5. Katter Party... nuff said
6. Family First
7. LNP
>>6494194
we've got preferential voting
>>6494193
maybe i'll keep this party going tomorrow at my new job
i consider it personal activism for legitimate national pride
>>6494198
Don't you dare call mummy that. She is trying hard to get off that stuff.
>>6494200
no just I've never met anyone who does ;~;
>>6494193
Lol Australia
why does /mtfg/ still use the IC list from almost 3 years ago that reddit uses and that is largely no longer applicable
a google search is better than that
Hey so what's going on here?
>>6494207
no she's not, that's why she needs to be protected and cared for. not some 20 year old ilegitimate child!
my gf plans on transitioning fully and wants to begin with an orchiectomy in place of taking anti-androgens
is this a feasible plan, and do i have to go to brazil/thailand to get that done cleanly?
>>6494215
its not that confusing, you rank them according to your preference, filling in each box then buy a sausage with onion on bread for $2 on the way out and then its counted as explained by the Australian Electorial Commission
>>6494223
very easy surgery apparently.
>>6494230
How was acid phish?
>tfw you didn't have to vote because you got your enrolment in after the cutoff
>>6494204
I know
I'm Australian myself hmph
>>6494216
I don't know what else we should use
>>6494222
Screw you. She is trying hard.
>>6494238
oh... sorry
I didn't know, I thought you were murican
>tfw all of my OW friends noticing i'm getting really good with genji
finally, recognition
>>6494216
Nobody's made one yet. Do you wanna?
>>6494243
No weirdly
Everyone I know are voting Libs or Labor
>>6494245
Hi Edie <3
>tfw you can't stop listening to solo projects of people in unknown emo bandcamp bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ybwplpoR8
they always know that feel tho.
>>6494251
they're dumb
>>6494247
Oh. Sorry.
>>6494258
eh
they all seem to be voting for the biggest party that most closely represents their views and has the highest chance of getting in.
>>6494260
the only people I've met who'd say they'd vote Green are underage and would only do it in a protest vote
>>6494261
sorry sass :s
>>6494245
POST RANK
>>6494194
I voted Libertarian in the last presidential election as a kind of protest vote, and am likely to do so again. (It helped that I'm in not in a swing state so I don't feel bad for effectively voting for the major candidate I like the least.)
>>6494160
>>6494170
Same here, it's happened to me a couple times. I'm to nice for my own good.
>>6494216
Have a better suggestion?
I think I'd have had fun doing assistant photography for Helmut Newton. To bad he wasn't a NYC area photographer. His style wasn't NY. It was European. Paris was a good location for him.
Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.
>tfw tired and not drunk anymore
and the depression sets right in
>>6494271
but people don't have to vote for the big parties, thats why we have preferential voting
the problem is nobody pays attention in grade 10 when its taught
when is tomorrow going to come
i want my cheat day
i'm so hungry ;~;
>>6494285
hugboxer pls go
>>6494290
Liberal and Labour represent the most common views held my the population
Most people know of preferential voting they just vote for the party they most commonly align with.
>>6494295
Stay strong qt ;~~;
You can do it <3
>>6494254
hi bb <3 how are you tonight?
>>6494278
i haven't even been placed yet cause my friends and i do quick play too much loool
will tell u when i get ranked
>>6494035
red and grace
pls call me a girl..
lol i found old phone photos..my gf and i were so happy.. :( i ruined everything..
>>6494304
this
most people don't give enough of a shit to differentiate lib and lab on anything other than the sound of the leader's voice, let alone to differentiate any other parties
>>6494035
I choose red, my big sister
>>6494316
>grace
Y-you too
>>6494274
Sounds like a shit friend :(
>>6494311
Its like 7am here :P
I feel good, you?
>>6494319
you're a qt girl beepers!
>>6494302
Fuck you fight me. Im not gonna stop.
>>6494323
only 'friend' i have irl :/
>>6494134
lmao what a loser
>>6494311
Lol Edie, you've become some sort of overwatch machine.
>tfw you can't play overwatch with Edie since you don't own the game
>>6494332
That's 1 more friend that sass has IRL
transition ruined my life lol goodnight
>>6494135
>tfw Eddie rather play with a game than with you
>>6494324
i'm really good myself ^__^ gonna go on a vacation wit my best friend tomorrrowww and i made like 500$ tonight at workk. plus i got lots of boys at my disposal again, it's a nice feel.
what are you planning to do with your saturday? i forgot you were where you are
>>6494335
i am literally genji
>>6494336
;3; one day u can play wit me
>>6494295
are you having pizza?
or takoyaki? :3
>>6494304
>>6494320
I don't like being this cynical.
I want to detransition I had a great male body and now I ruined it and now Im a freak with boobs why did you fucking trannies do this to me?
Yea time 4 sleep
>>6494327
1v1 me fox only final destination
>>6494319
You're a good girl.
>>6494353
I haven't played melee in years, I would rather play Smash 4, it has Pac-man
>>6494348
i'm getting a personal pan garden pizza and flavor sticks, only 1300cal
i don't know what else to get though so it might just end up being another cut day, getting boneless wings too would push me past maintenance cals ;~;
>>6494346
Oooh where are you going?
Im in Egypt, I wanna laze around today :P
Who /virgin/ here?
>>6494351
lmao shrekt, lil nigga
>>6494351
same except the male body part and the boobs
>>6494361
i wish i was as cute as her
>>6494359
you could have a packet of chips or a chocolate. as a treat.
I FOUND IT
THE MOST PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE OF NIGEL FARAGE
>>6494366
Im sure alot of girls do
>>6494359
>tfw waiting for pizza this weekend
I'm suffering right along side you Kiwi, soon..
>tfw even when you had a job you were a wage slave.
I wish I had disposable income
>>6494361
>Who /virgin/ here?
Me ;__;
>>6494371
Welp, I'm moving to Germany....
>tfw going to the ER on monday since it's the only way I'm gonna get refered to an actual psych place without waiting weeks for a bed
3rd visit in under 2 months.
>>6494374
why is pizza the most delicious food on earth
>>6494358
I've never played melee desu, never had a gamecube
What do you guys do for a living?
I don't want to do warehouse work anymore since im starting mones
why are bras the most comfortable and least comfortable piece of clothing at the same time
>>6494361
yes, up until I lose the weight and find a dude desperate enough
>not passing
This is the Worst
pls help me i am sad
>>6494361
naw sorry even though i was gender repressed i fucked dudes and chicks whenever i could, trying to fill the void that could only be filled by being a tranny
>>6494380
are you a cruzmissle now?
>>6494384
You're not missing much by this point. The community is cancer, the gameplay is samey as fuck. Smash 4 might be "bad" but at least its enjoyable to play and has more than a small handful of playable characters.
>>6494395
hug
>>6494397
W-wut ;~~;
Seriously tho we probbly will.move tho
>>6494189
You haven't changed your address on the electoral role Jake
>that's illegal
>>6494380
why?
>>6494383
its hot, gooey and salty and sticky and you can guzzle it down your throat and...
my mouth just filled with saliva.
>>6494395
order pizza
with cheesey crust
>>6494400
mfw
>>6494401
How would you know? Try to vote as me?
>>6494402
Less poverty, eu access, more jobs etc
>>6494405
Yes but they said I didn't have enough penis desu
>>6494407
yeah but there's more muslims
>>6494407
>eu access
>>6494399
ugh... my wrists are so giant
kittens but
>>6494404
No bully ;~;
>>6494405
how many confused anime girls do you have?
>>6494417
Not many, my hard drive broke and I lost my old collection
>tfw going to the ER Monday
>2nd anniversary of my first suicide attempt
>didn't even plan this
>>6494418
aww ;~;
>>6494410
:<
*cuddles*
>>6494416
>>6494422
*bullies*
>>6494422
move to Australia
we're better than europa
>>6494311
:(
>>6494418
do you still have that japanese boyfriend?
>>6494429
>>6494426
ikr
>>6494424
I-I like your bullying tho
:>
>>6494421
i miss my friends :(
>>6494395
Im sad too. I lost my best friend.
Why are you sad?
>>6494426
But F and Phien live in Germany
:C
>>6494436
):
We could have done something 2nite u know
>>6494432
you said you were dating an asian boy, maybe he was korean?
>>6494396
>using your dick
>Filling the void of being tranny
that sounds like you we're on negation a lot of time
>>6494435
>>6494436
I was going to say we're your friends but that would be presumptuous and also I don't think you would like me very much
>>6494442
>>6494035
>not posting the new one where I'm featured
that's how long people remembered me for huh
>>6494445
bully me
>>6494436
> implying.
>>6494441
nah, i was fuckin beat from that drive. i just woke up from like a four+ hour nap. hollywood traffic was fucking hell
>>6494438
i had to drive home to southern california to take care of some shit and i don't really have any friends left down here. and i had recently made a really good friend up in SF and now i can't see her for two weeks. i love her so much :(
>>6494448
chinese? idk maybe you lied to look cool then
i guess my boobs grew or something, my bra was like cutting into them, time to get rid of them all i guess, being trans is fucking expensive
Tfw no friends right girls?? Haha kill me
>>6494454
>>6494453
Oh damn
Yeah I thought you would be really tired from the drive
Two weeks isn't very long though u know
I really need to figure out how to be cute again.
At least cute enough to have people assuming im a girl in public again.
@ Barnes and noble I even had a necklace and makeup and the chick there called me a dude.
FeelsBadMan
>>6494452
That is partially because you are young.
Its exciting to embark on a new adventure, but it grows old quickly.
>>6494449
Been here for over a year and I haven't been on a single list :p
>see ad for roller coaster you're going on Sunday
>triple inversion 78 degree drop
I'm getting too old for this shit
>>6494458
i'm sure you have friends, everyone has friends.
i'm an autistic weirdo and i have friends
>>6494458
I'll be your friend.
Maybe.
>>6494436
>>6494446
>>6494464
Phien and F are my best friends. I wanna meet them IRL :c
>>6494458
meh
>>6494460
you don't have to lie to make friends jormy
>>6494464
hi pupper dont stress yourself too much, doing so will make you feel and look less cute and youre plenty of that already
you just need to carry a certain attitude when youre in public
>>6494462
>Two weeks isn't very long though u know
yeah, i know. i need to be practicing my emotional regulation skills right now...
I don't know, I just really want to see my friends rn for some reason. Taylor, Jayme, Lisa, Mariah :( :( :( :(
its okay, we will hang out though and i'll feel better.
>>6494475
>>6494472
I thought I wanted to meet a best friend type IRL too.
Turned out very very poorly.
People can be something they aren't on the internet.
Sophie is a great person honestly, and I think she is awesome but just be very cautious.
Oh, and your age makes you a potential target, so care for that as well.
>>6494476
As soon as 3+ people call me a boy my spirit breaks and I can't do anything about that :/
It happens after about 20 minutes of being in public.
I used to pass 100% of the time but now its like
25% of the time.
>>6494480
thanks Jörms
more cute anime girls for my collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiX2FJbgD8
>tfw you get high and realize you are a space alien
we live in space and are terrestrial intelligent beings, we have the gift of thought higher than any life form for BILLIONS of miles around holy shit
we even are on the ground floor of traveling in space, think how fucking crazy is this shit
>>6494464
>Been here for over a year and I haven't been on a single list :p
They put me on a list a few days back (into a tier that was better than I deserved) but now I'm not there anymore. Oh well
>>6494477
Your friends have dumb names you stupid whore
>>6494470
>>6494360
downtown philly at university city, my favvvv
it's gonna be rly rly funnn. thennn to the beach after i get back wit a boy i like, thennn going to my friends beach house at the cape at the end of the monthh. lotsa summer fun desu. does egypt have like ... pools and stuff there? like what do you do if you're lazying around?
>>6494428
THAT AINT THAT BAD TBQH
>>6494483
if you could pass 100% of the time before... and i dont remember you ever feeling like you did when you used to post, then you can do it again
