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Old Thread: >>6488720
>>6492028
dann is hottest guy on lgbt, perfect butt, nice cock, and loads of cum, why u hate him?
>tfw he either isnt interested or is super busy and forgetful
>tfw in denial and dont want to give up on him just in case
I just wanna dieeeee
>>6492013
Who's excited for Eldritch Moon?
I haven't played since Khans but I'm pretty hyped for Innistrad + Lovecraftian body horror.
Homos, how do i stop thinkin and pining over my ex?
>>6492055
you sound jelly
>>6492028
>>6492093
that's a fucking tranny dude.
It's Dann.
>>6492066
booger and circe are much better looking tbqh hon
>>6492099
is he wearing a wig?
>>6492048
are you me?
Why do i get upset when i think about jacking off? I havent fapped in like 3 weeks and im really horny con>>6492013
stantly, but whenever i think about masturbating i get turned off.
Anyone else?
>>6492115
Wig of life; shit life.
>>6492136
>>6492122
no. I think about all the cute holes out there and how much I want to put my dick in them and that usually results in me jerking off at least once a day.
So I decided to set up a manhunt account because I'm tired of being a virgin. Been getting a lot of attention recently, but haven't followed through with anything yet. Are there any tips or signs I should be aware of? I'm especially worried about people lying about being negative on their profile but I'm going to insist on condoms anyways. I've already had to block a couple people for being way too pushy.
>>6492200
You're already doing everything you can, just do insist on the condoms and don't take any guff about it.
I guess if you need obvious signs then you can search for physical STD symptoms, probably rather important to know them all.
As for the people in general I dunno, but your best bet on something like that is probably to judge a book by its cover.
>>6491431
>mfw I do ERP all the time
Hehehe.
>>6492201
It's an extensive form of performance art. It has lasted for almost a year.
>>6492048
Its a struggle but I want to think he truly cares. Just cant get to attached to someone that isnt around.
>>6492455
hii
>>6492122
You're horny but you don't want to take steps to relieve the horniness? Get an orchiectomy.
Someone said they would get back to me and didn't.
How do I prompt them for an answer without sounding pushy or whiny?
>mfw literally had a streak of rage on a Red Orchestra 2 server, went to spectator, started to whine like a faggot complaining how the game is hard, how I die repeatedly, how I don't see where the shot came from, how I am going to be recognized on that server as a whiny noob, etc.
Fucking hell, I fucking hate this fucking game. Nothing has pushed me out of the edge so much like this. This shit has made me lose my self control and serenity. I hope Tripwire fucking burns as well as all the skilled people on it.
>tfw no friends
>haven't spoken to anyone my age in over 2 months
>want to kill myself every day
>>6492942
What is your age?
>>6492950
Thats easy then. Dont you go to a school or university?
They will have tons of clubs, teams and societies you can join to meet new people super easily.
>>6492950
Giving up at the starting line, eh?
>>6492950
haha you are just starting man dont be sad just everyone gets busy for a while. Just get some hobbies and stuff.
>>6492953
I finished high school and can't afford college
>tfw the people over at /britgen/ think my butthole looks normal and cute
Get fucked senpai, you dont know shit.
>>6492975
1) get a student loan like everyone else does
2) do an apprenticeship or mentoring program instead
3) go to community college
its not that hard dude
>>6492995
Whats that got to do with anything? Take the bus or cycle with your welfare check.
>>6492248
Thanks. Are there any other sites you might recommend other than craigslist?
>>6493003
go for a walk and eat a healthy lunch fagget.
>>6493006
??? I can't afford 400 a month for car insurance how am I going to afford college
>>6493003
Get different pizza.
Go to a different restaurant, if you can.
Walk around your neighborhood, but not if you're at an apartment complex. They'll think you're trying to steal stuff.
Guess how I figured that one out?
>>6493033
Go to community college
If you seriously dont know what that is I dont believe youre 18. You must be sone underage highschool kid.
Straight men are fucking gross.
>tfw you are cooking up old spoons and there is so much crack residue compared with heroin the rush feel like you are about to river phoenix
my little femboi heart has been through enough without the added cardiac arrest :'3c
plus If I died the closest thing /gaygen/ would have to a qt 18 yr old british femtwink drug addict is Rugby and he barely qualifies(he looks more like a 30 year old mathc turkroach and despite his rampant speed abuse he knows so little about drugs he makes r/drugs look like a funded knowledge)
>>6493046
DO YOU THINK
COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS FUCKING FREE
ITS NOT THERE IS STILL TUITION AND TEXTBOOK EXPENSES
>>6493054
>drug user
I hope you get an overdosis and die, shitheel. All drug users deserve to die.
Fucking kill yourself.
>>6493064
Anyone can afford it with even the most basic of welfare stipends.
Just buy used textbooks and dont waste money on dumb shit.
>>6493076
I can't get welfare I'm white
>>6493082
no way are you 18 yet, sheesh
>Be me, jacking off with a "straight" in his or my car who posted an ad on Craigslist.
>it's actually pretty fun, we met a couple times and for now he seems to want to continue
>emailed me a couple days ago "wanna see if we can get a 3rd in?"
>eh, its physical fun for both of us "sure, although it may be tough to get the logistics down of times, 3 guys in a car, etc.
>"sure, we'll figure it out"
>"Hey another question, would you be down if the third was a girl?"
>....
Now what do I do?
>>6493135
think about it and reply honestly
if you arent sure, tell him that too
how do you feel about big pecs?
>>6493302
Jelly because I'm fat.
(I'm not in a good mood.)
>>6493302
Good
Those guys are gross tho
>>6493412
I had Gynecosmatia for about 12 years, I know your pain
This guy brings so much negativity into my life. Whenever I'm with him I feel so shitty about myself, my self-esteem disappears and I feel so shallow.
But I feel like I can't get away from him because he was the first guy to ever pay attention to me. He's also so fucking attractive.
He was such a jerk to me all day and when he dropped me off at home this afternoon, I promised myself I would ignore him all weekend. But now he's calling me nonstop, texting me, wanting to come over. I feel like I can't resist it.
I don't know what to do
>>6493427
Oh fucking well, he's standing outside my house right now.
Wish me luck, I guess.
I'm so stupid.
>>6493149
I told him that I wasn't 100% sure and saw what her chick friend looked like. She was cute. She also apperently had DP, oral, and handjobs in mind, aka a proper straight threesome. I told him I was actually mentally willing to experiment just as he is, but I doubt my dick would agree. He still seemed willing, and my fucking curiosity is peaked now.
So I guess I may be fucking a chick and getting in an mfm threesome for the first time soon.
This is definitely NOT what I expected when I answered an ad to jack off a dude.
>>6493421
Surgery? Or treat it chemically?
>>6493421
im 22
had gyno from 11
accepted i have tits years ago.
>>6493449
I had surgery last week
>>6493452
Congrats m8!
Now you can riod and not have to worry about bitch tits. Lol
>>6493427
Why does he make you feel like that? Is it something he does intentionally or is it just the way he is?
Either way it sounds toxic, and the last thing anyone needs is one of THOSE relationships.
>>6493452
and does it look better now? How much was it?
>>6493469
lol why though
inb4inferioritycomplex
>>6493457
Oh, I'm super happy. I already look way better in clothing. I hate the pain medicine I have to take. Oxy makes it incredibly difficult to cum and I keep getting tempted to fap while I'm alone.
>>6493464
I'm still recovering so I haven't truly seen the results yet. My insurance covered it (apparently I'm one of the lucky ones because it's rare for this procedure to get fully paid for).
>look at self in mirror
>"hey I look decent atleast, maybe someone will be into this"
>try to take a picture or two for tinder etc
>look like a mongoloid in each and every one
Why
>Cute guy I met in my gym sauna offers to give me swimming lessons
>go and have fun even though it was exhausting
Anything good happen to anyone else today?
>>6493512
>see self in mirror
>looking goooood
>see self in reflection out in public
>appear tired and pale skin ghost mode
>>6493534
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
The Martian is the greatest scifi movie of the 21st Century.
>>6493561
Moon was better.
>>6493566
I just said that The Martian is the greatest scifi movie of the 21st Century, so it obviously cannot be Moon. Learn to read, dipshit.
>>6493570
You're simply wrong.
>>6493585
There must be war.
>>6493584
>Huge storm on a different planet with winds higher than the strongest hurricane on earth?
The spot on Jupiter has speeds around 700km/h
>My visor cracked? Decompression isn't a thing
It was decompressing when it cracked. He had ducktape in his hand before that he used to repair.
>Oxygen rich house explodes?
It didn't explode, it decompressed.
>It's ok I just happened to have my suit on at the time for no reason at all.
He was coming back in from outside, so obviously he had his suit on.
>Totally destroy the aerodynamics of an escape craft
They explained it in the film
>that was never previously mentioned to even be there
It was mentioned super early on in the film.
>It's ok, it still flies perfectly straight
It didn't, it was spinning.
>Iron man
Obeys all physics laws.
You lose :^)
>>6493587
>There must be war.
>picks Napoleon who got rekt in Russia and at Waterloo
Should have picked Hannibal 2bh :^)
>>6493585
Gosh, you caught me, I quoted two of your posts. :( Now we totally care about you...
>>6493633
Go back and watch the movie. I literally just finished watching it so I remember all of the details better than you do.
I'm right on everything, you're completely wrong. I know this is one of those difficult circumstances where once again, as usual, I am correct and someone else is wrong, but you've just got to suck it up and admit you are at fault. Go back and watch the movie. I don't expect you to apologise as that's asking too much and you have not done anything to offend me, but do not question my memory of movies that I just finished.
God bless.
>be attracted to cute af guy
>no way this dude isnt fruity
>he says hes straight but he touches me (arms shoulders waist sometimes butt)
>still cant admit he likes dick
how do I get in his pants?
>>6493667
Watch The Martian with him and bond over how it's the greatest scifi movie of the 21st Century.
>>6493674
My dads friend wrote the book for that. Now hes been trying to do the same to make more money that he already has haha. Cant believe how much he was bought out for.
>>6493681
My dad friend is trying to do the same I ment..
>>6493533
Oh shit it's you again. How was it? You still think he's down to fuck?
Literally everything about /lgbt is horrible.
You're all angry hypocrites and it makes me sad.
>>6493667
Suck his dick
It's not gay, it's just a bro helping a bro out
>>6493691
I jerked off beforehand so I wasn't on the prowl or anything and I wasn't paying too much attention to his signals but I didn't feel like he was ever hitting on me. He was really enthusiastic about swimming and seemed happy to introduce me to it. Even if we don't end up fucking I'm glad he got me introduced to swimming because I really enjoyed today.
>>6493447
So if I'm straight I should answer ads to jack dudes off? Gotcha.
>>6493722
Good to hear, I swim competitively myself and even if that's all you get out of it that's pretty great desu
Besides just staring isn't so bad either, though in my experience the hottest guys tend to change under towels
would you date an amputee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJkjpqQYj7s
>>6493796
Actually the first time we talked he was naked in the sauna. I think age might complicate things; I would ballpark him being 24 or so and I'm only 18. I'm pretty sure he's gay because his ig profile picture is him with what looks like the pride flag as some strap for a bag or something.
>>6493825
Yeah, I remember that
If he's actually gay then it seems really quite unlikely that he'd just offer to coach you (a stranger) for free with no ulterior motive
Probably caught you staring at his cock
I'd say go do it again a couple times (if you're not really a swimmer it'll probably just be him telling you to get your hips up and to widen your stroke) and then ask him out maybe?
>>6493844
When should I ask for another session? Like how long should I wait
since I'm not looking for a relationship and just want to fuck bottoms my question for the thread is:
why don't more people 18 - 25 use bathhouses, saunas, gyms, etc especially if you have a daddy fetish.
there is no guarantee of cleanliness from a grinder, soc, kik, snapchat hookup and as far as finding a 10/10 looking guy with the prefect profile catfishing is still a thing.
Straight anon here,
do gays fuck all the time, even late until life?
Do married gays keep fucking and have kinky sex?
It seems like women lose there libido after 40
>>6493860
Bathhouses are fuckin gross and only for the absolutely most desperate, disgusting and reckless
Plus you have to actually leave your house. Why not find a hot daddy from the comfort of your own bedroom?
>>6493863
same for all 3
Is Tinder used for just dating and finding friends, or strait up "cruising" like Grindr?
I doubt I'll find much here in Maine besides fatass "bears" and oxiheads.
Deep Dark Fantasy?
>>6493855
If he's training at the moment he's probably in the pool at least 4 times a week, so I can't imagine he'd feel all that hassled by you asking a little soon. He seems to like you so just ask whenever you feel like asking. It's not like he'll help you out if he doesn't want to unless you're pressuring him, anyways.
>>6493894
its used for everything hunny
serious question to the man whores of the thread
How did you become man whores? Are most of your friends man whores? Do you mind being a man whore?
I'm about to live with a man whore, don't know if I should follow his example or not.
Does anyone else find Billy Herrington hot?
Aniki!
>>6493913
I started doing drugs when I was 15, and wound up getting addicted to meth. I started panhandling after my parents kicked me out, and I met a couple of man whores who got chatting to me and introduced me to my first pimp.
>be me
>mostly a bottom but usually get the urge to top, twinkish/young guys tend to do the trick (I'm somewhat of a twinkish myself, except a bit hairy)
>can't because the few times I've actually topped I cum at literally less than a minute
>decide to just limit myself to be a bottom but still get the urge to fuck some ass every once in a while
Does anyone else have this problem? It has made me feel extremely insecure to the point where I haven't tried in 2 years because I can't even get hard when I'm about to get on it
>>6494016
>tfw no prematurely ejaculating vers bottom to powerbottom til he cums in my butt after like 30 seconds and then flip him over and show him how a real man fucks
sigh
>>6492013
Bitch, I'm a wild mage or cleric/mage
>>6493894
>not wanting a fatass bear for those cool Maine winters
>>6494044
>thats my fetish
Good to know.
>>6492053
In enjoying the callbacks to original innistrad in it
What's up you [spoiler]whores[/spoiler]pleasant and amicable gays
I broke up with my boyfriend two days ago
Feel shitty about it.
How's everyone else doing tonight
>>6494078
It's a great fetish desu
>>6494016
Jerk off and hour before sex? Wear a normal instead of ultra thin condom? Get him almost to the verge of coming before you penetrate, so he's ready to blow in 30 secs himself.
Why does you coming mean the end of it? Take a 10min fucking break; fondle and tease him and then start fucking again.
>>6494109
the new guy already? why?
>>6494118
Just super duper realizing i'm not over my exfiancé.
There's a lot of my heart that i just can't sincerely give to someone i'm trying to figure out if i could grow to love. And I was pretty sure i would.
That and jumping straight into monogamy in a five-hour long distance after starting to date again was pretty rough.
>>6494137
sounds legit. not poly myself but I do understand the not getting over part. it'll just take some time. LDRs suck. Never had success with those. Jupp and SP made one work but I honestly don't see how.
>>6494044
I've actually thought about this and I would be totally okay with it
My boyfriend probably wouldn't tho
>mfw
>>6494148
Which one? : p
>>6494156
I mean, i feel like if i'd met him after i had my heart settled a bit more it would've worked better. I might be moving to a town near him soon to be closer to my dev studio and we might probably try again then.
Till then, i dunno. I dunno if i want to try to take up my sluttiness again or if i just want to hermit again.
>tfw dating clone
>both pretty twinky
>assume he's a bottom
>only top because the idea of bottoming makes me insecure
>he's cocky and teases me sometimes
>he was more forward than me
>acts dominant jokingly
>called me submissive jokingly because i dont make many decisions
>made jokes about how he tops because his dick is bigger
>mfw i thought i was dating a twinky sub bottom
>mfw it was a trap
>tfw no bottom bf that has trained his ass so well that he can bring himself to multiple orgasms by simply milking your cock
>why live? ;~~~;
>>6494196
That aint the kind of bf you just find. You gotta train that kind of bf.
What's gaygen listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKsq5VABjQ
>>6494109
That sucks Circe, you couldn't have been going out all that long though, yeah?
I'm just drinking strongbow and popping caffeine pills
>>6494176
Sounds hot, man
jealous
>>6494196
opps. forgot link:
http://www.redtube.com/399769
>>6494196
>http://www.redtube.com/399769
that anon linked me that and I still don't get it.
I didn't want to watch the whole thing but does he cum multiple times?
why was he vibrating
>>6494201
It's not about being hot, i'm used to being the more dominant top role. Legitimately embarrassing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
;_;7 totally don't want to kill myself after watching this as a CS student
>>6494201
About a month.
We're still talking tho, he took it gently and understandingly. Like, everything is as it was, i guess, we're just not dating anymore.
What's strongbow?
>>6494213
Sounds like you're about to get used to something different
>>6494210
because prostate orgasms are usually whole body orgasms. My guess would be he's gyrating like that b/c he can't help himself. It feels so good that you literally want to jump out of your own skin.
>>6494213
Sounds cute as fuck honestly
Don't you get off on the embarrassment at least a little bit?
Besides, he sounds hot, so just do it for him mate. Enjoy letting his cock make you its bitch. Or take turns.
>>6494220
That's a fair bit longer than I expected, didn't even know you broke up with your fiance until today.
That sucks, shit's hard. At least you have pretty good reasons so if you want to try again you always can.
Strongbow is cheap cider.
>>6494228
Is it really even that good? I hear people talking about prostate orgasms all the time like they're so much superior and I like assplay but I can't imagine really getting into it without jerking off at the same time honestly.
>>6494228
Can think work for anyone?
like do gay guys have an easier time
Have you experienced this anon or was that rare?
>>6494213
DAWWWW.
You're gonna be such a sweet, blushing, doki doki bottom.
>>6494253
sorry. wasn't me.
>>6494246
lots of straight guys put stuff up their butts man
I imagine being able to fantasize about qt twink cock helps but you do you
>>6494259
Haha, good point anon.
What the fuck am I suppose to imagine
also is this common, or is prostate cumming really hard
>>6494262
>autistic
>weeb
>bf
Did someone call me
>>6494244
the aneros stuff takes time. you have learn to work the device but the training makes having prostate orgasm easier. there's always some people who can't have them for whatever reason.
>>6494236
I mean, we fell for each other REALLY hard.
We spent like around two weeks worth of time we were together actually physically together and it was really magical. He made me feel like it was really worth it to try as hard as i can to see if i can make it work.
And i guess, well, i couldn't.
And ooh. I usually just drink merlot.
>>6494244
>>6494263
Anal orgasms are intense experiences.
A+, 10/10, 5 stars, 2 thumbs
Anal orgams take, like, uh.. i dunno, for me it took awhile to be able to regularly get off while being fucked. After it happened a few good times, it was easier to have it happen almost every time.
Barring lousy sex, which is just, you know. Lousy.
>>6494262
Hi!
>>6494277
smoksz is maki also?
>>6494275
So the more often do you it the easier it is to cum from it?
So without touching your cock cum has cum out of you?
>>6494281
what a fucking meme
>>6494221
>>6494283
I mean, i don't make cum, but orgasms, yeah.
At this point, probably way more without having my noodle involved than with.
And.. i guess, yeah? That's just how it worked for me, but i think that's how it goes for a lot of people.
I think it takes like a certain headspace and like knowing what to focus on and try for and stuff, you know
>>6494263
I mean I'm >>6494244 so obviously I've never had an orgasm from it, for me prostate stimulation just makes me cum buckets if I'm jerking off at the same time.
>>6494267
That sucks, rejection alone sucks ass in my experience, must be even worse to have gotten a chance to pursue it and then have it fallen through.
I'm not sure I've actually ever had merlot, I tend to lean towards whites and roses like the faggot I am
As for anal, I guess I can blame my lack of orgasms on never having a qt bf then, huh?
>>6494267
I do recall hearing that, actually. Kind of weird to have to put practice into getting off but w/e
Going to a bar with a group of straight guys is so horrible. Seriously, I feel so left out when the only things they talk about are women and pussy and boobs and other disgusting shit I know nothing of.
I have a straight friend I really like hanging out with, but he always invites me to these night outs with his straight buddies. It gets so awkward for me. I end up feeling like the weird gay character in a shitty movie or something.
>>6494298
iktf senpai
>>6494289
you didn't answer the question.
>>6494310
fuck no
>>6494296
Help me out here buddy, a little confused
What is the difference between orgasming and cumming?
Is orgasming just the feeling you get from prostate shit?
>>6494297
Ahh, alright. Sounds fun
>>6494298
It blows my fucking mind how someone can not like tits.
Does a girl with a lot of cleavage actually look gross to you?
>>6494317
not that anon but
> how someone can not like tits
If its too much I get grossed out
>>6494297
>That sucks, rejection alone sucks ass in my experience, must be even worse to hav etc etc.
I think you meant that for another post.
>>6494297
I was the one who left him, if that wasn't clear.
It sucks tho, yeah. It's easier with us still talking, tho. Thoughts don't straggle, we just bring up the fears and doubts and stuff.
And merlot is nice I think Pinot Noir is easier, tho.
And when i feel rough i go for Old Vine Zinfandel and i can just drink a damp forest. I'm not much for whites, desu. Roses can be kind of nice, i guess, if i have a sweet tooth.
And oh gosh, I mean, i've only had a handful of partners, i've just been real slutty in my time.
>>6494317
.. what? They're the same thing.
Where did you get the idea they weren't?
>>6494317
>Does a girl with a lot of cleavage actually look gross to you?
No they don't look gross, I'm just not sexually attracted to them/don't care about them/don't notice them until someone points it out
>>6494298
Start talking about fat hairy asses and thiqqq beeftiddies
>>6494331
I'm almost there.
Not entirely unattracted to women, just not super about the tiddie.
>>6494326
That is so fucking interesting.
I love huge tits. Sorry if this seems dumb but I've never talked to gay guys about this. I always thought they didn't mind tits or they enjoyed them
You guys are fucking interesting
>>6494330
Oh sorry if I read it wrong, you said you didn't make cum? if not cum then what is it?
maybe im confused sorry anon
>>6494331
Thats what I kind of thought the norm would be
>>6494334
my friend notices I get a little too quiet and tries to break the ice by saying shit like "ohhh guys, but he likes dick! hahahah" and then everyone goes "hahahahaha" and it's fucking lame
which reminds me I have to tell him to stop doing that
>>6494328
I did, that was for Circe, like I said, strongbow lol. Sorry about that
>>6494330
Yeah I know you left him but that doesn't make it easy
Also damn I know literally nothing about wine, even though my parents are both super fucking into it
>>6494317
Circe can't cum because of tranny hormones
>>6494345
Pussy
Own those breeders
Work your faggotry
>>6494347
3dgy5me
>>6494317
>What is the difference between orgasming and cumming
you can have an orgasm without ejaculating.
you can have ejaculation without orgasm.
pretty simple m8
>>6494341
I don't make cum, i mean, I CAN'T make cum, my body physically doesn't make any but i still have orgasms.
>>6494349
I still feel a lot of loyalty to him, which keeps tripping me up. I just asked him if it was ok to share some pictures i took for him. And lol, wine ain't no big secret. You drink enough and you start to pick up on the differences.
Merlot is soft, Pinot Noir is softer, Cabernet Sauvignon is harsh, Old Vine Zinfandel is hasher.
Also I've actually never been able to, except for a few really painful years in my tweens.
>>6494369
I thought you got off the hrt
>>6494376
I take a lower dose, sometimes i don't take it at all.
>>6494217
Are you me? I'm also having second thoughts about my cs course
>>6494394
Change to english lit lmao
I'm afraid the aneros will make me love cock
>>6494413
Cock will make you love cock
>>6494423
I don't think it will, I just won't want to get into anal shit, then I go out, find a twink to fuck me, we go to his place, I can't get hard because it's a guy, my asshole is to tight, it hurts, midway through I start crying over an ex girlfriend, try to leave mid sex, run out of his apartment
>>6494437
It's gonna happen
You're gonna be a cock-craving bottomslut man
Just accept it
ugh im getting chest hair... how do i stop it to keep my femme twink figure.... im so sad...
>>6494411
lol fuck off
>>6494451
am I back on /pol/, this is the advice i needed
>>6494447
Crying as 110lb man fucks my ass because I got to horny one day, doesn't sound fun
>>6494455
Disgusting.
stop being attracted to hairy men ;_;
>>6494463
The only tears will be tears from your dong as he makes it drip precum desu
>>6494479
but theyre qt
>>6494481
gays love telling you that your gay
>>6494479
qt bois need love too.
>>6494503
It's not gay for a bro to give another bro a prostate massage
trip to worship da hairy men, cause i cant stop being attracted to them.
>>6494521
the trip didnt trip right. ill try again
>>6494516
It wouldn't be a pro, it would be the most fem fucking thing possible.
I'd be tense, so they'd big spoon me while watching a movie and slowly put it in me.
Maybe tussle my hair a bit and give me compliments, and just ask me about regular things while slowly entering me
>>6494527
bro*
>>6494527
How adorable
>>6494526
this should work now
>>6494540
love itttttttt
>>6494545
was waiting to see how long it would take you haha.
>>6494554
are we allowed to post self pics
>>6494559
yup
>>6494557
half the trips were using a different preference and fucking it up so i had to test them
>>6494538
yeah, that kind of just came to me
do you think this would be hard to achieve like finding a fem guy todo this
>>6494564
ahh that can do it m8. Good you figured it out atleast you hair ball lover.
>>6494571
I mean blouses are pretty rare but not unheard of, just be direct about what you're after
>>6494583
blouses? is this slang?
i think it'll be hard to convince a twink fag to top me
>>6494586
blouse = fem top
The more you know
>>6494599
Ohhhhh, dude you guys have so many categories
Thats a great name though
>tfw finally really clicking personality wise with a guy
>might be getting my first bf
I better not fuck this up gaygen
I hear being aroused helps you exercise better. How about that.
>>6494721
vice versa is definitely true
>>6494369
Well, hope you get over it quick m8
Wine's hard, though; tannins are weird. Beer is much easier to judge quality for me.
I'm surprised you could never cum, you ever get that diagnosed?
>>6494717
I actually find I focus better in the pool when I'm just slightly high. Like, bordering on micro-dosing, just a couple rips on a pen is really great for training for me. Wouldn't do it for a race or anything competitive though.
>>6494746
whoops meant to reply to >>6494721
not >>6494717
but,
>>6494717
that's great dude what's he like
>>6494746
>just a couple rips on a pen
what does this mean pls?
>>6494773
You can rip on my pen baby.
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>6494768
He's dorky and funny and sweet
Conversation just flows effortlessly
>>6494773
like a vape pen. BHO.
I use a Gigawax but that's personal preference
>>6494793
That's cute. I like dorky, and conversation flowing is a big deal; I can't imagine trying to be with a guy I can't even keep up a conversation with.
>>6494801
It's huge to me like we don't have many exactly similar interests but our personalities fit
like most straight couples desu
>>6494809
> gaygen
> personalities fitting
Really, there's only one thing that needs to fit, and that's his cock in your ass.
>>6494820
I want love not sex
>>6494809
Exactly, interests don't have to coalesce if you guys like eachother, you just get to learn to get into what he's getting into. A little while back I was really into this drama kid and I have no interest in musicals, you know? I guess we shared an interest in music but it's all about if you guys can talk without it getting awkward, really. Not that it worked out but that's life.
>>6494820
r00d
>>6494830
That's really sweet anon thanks
>>6494832
dont do it faggot, i love you and so do others
>>6494835
Thanks man honestly it's work enough to come off as coherent right now so I appreciate it.
>>6494832
Gonna try and skim over the whole suicide thing cause really that's your business, been meaning to try acid though, you done it before? Sounds like a fucking riot honestly (not sure I'd wanna be trying it while I'm in a shit place mentally though).
That said >>6494842 is right gaygen is there for you to vent at should you need us, we're all lonely faggots here.
>>6494746
Tannins are thing all their own.
I have to admit drinking a LOT of cheap wine also built up my palette. : p
For me, beer is pretty easy to explore, too, but.. honestly, i don't want the calories. I drink beer at very special occasions but otherwise i stick to dry red wine.
And yeah, I have an intersex condition. It also explains my noodle never working very well and also very having been very sensitive.
And also the fact that i had boobs in highschool.
>>6494908
Yeah wine gets fucking absurdly intricate, my mother is a chef so I grew up around people talking wine and people sure do get into it
I agree about beer being empty calories, it's so little alcohol content you lose track of how much you've drunk. Been drinking a lot of Unibroue, really nice brewery out of Quebec that does double alcohol beer, not sure if you can get it in the US though (looks like it was bought out by Sapporo actually so maybe it's possible). Quality shit either way.
>>6494908
Oh forgot to say
I never knew you were intersex, guess I always assumed you were just mtf/whateverthefuck
Must be a weird condition to have growing up
tfw two hours crying for particular reason
>>6494940
Around here, i usually only drink yuengling, or a pick up some ridiculous heavy stout that feels like i'm drinking chocolate milk and oatmeal. And it's usually only when i feel like i've been losing weight.
>>6494946
I mean i didn't really know till i was like 14 and then i was just like "oh uh ok" and no one really told me what was up.
But i got tested for it a few months ago and I was like "oh. well. duh."
>>6494978
*no
>>6494978
>>6494989
iktf, anon.
for you
>>6494980
Not confident Yuengling even exists down this neck of the woods (Alberta). Do love some stout though, usually just pick up Guinness cause it's cheap and trustworthy plus making snakebites is always a fun little trick
Being legit intersex is a pretty rare condition though, no? Thought it would've come as more of a surprise than that?
>>6492013
How do I turn a straight guy gay? Is there a simple spell for that or will I have to summon demons again?
>>6495022
best you can hope for is turning him bisexual m8, he'll never be full gay.
>>6495022
Reach up to the ceiling and whisper "grow, grow, grow" man
>>6495025
Sorry bruh not Rugby don't even like Rugby he makes drama wherever he goes good vibes here
>>6495030
What's the point of gay magic then if you can't even do something as simple as turning someone else gay?
>>6494908
never knew you were intersexed either.
>boobs in highschool
what happened to them? you're flat as a pancake. I've got bitter tits than you. Hell, even FeelGood before he started lifting had bigger tits than you.
>>6495051
FeelGood started lifting? Excuse me? Looks like I haven't been around enough lately
>>6495044
idk. being fierce and fabulous maybe?
>>6495062
he's been lifting for years
just not very well
years ago he was skinnyfat twink mode
>>6493021
Never tried any myself but the best ones are all the "dating" apps presumably. Grindr, growlr, all those ones, I'm sure someone on here will have a comprehensive list.
Clubs are great for meeting guys, its the only places I've met guys and all of them want you to go home with them. Its nice because you get to chat and dance and have fun with them before you do it. Plus there is no pressure, if you're not too into one another you just say that, they won't be too bothered, they just go to look for someone else.
>>6495068
That's much closer to what I remember from when Bully-chan used to tease him cause of his dumb fucking scarf
The thought of him getting built scared me for a minute, honestly in terms of his face he's not a total waste so it would be weird to see him become hot. Weird thought.
>>6495085
I dunno man I think that's specific to gaygen other generals I've tripped on have been fun without the drama but this place seems to feed off of it
>>6495098
are you the swimmer guy?
>>6495098
Your pictures make me feel lonley, fat, and horny at the same time anon.
>>6495098
Two aliens in bed.
>>6495131
Nah man they're cute and in love and shit no h8
>>6495132
It's like an addiction, they're terrible for my mental state, but I can't stop looking at qts.
>>6495098
>see him become hot.
his body is still a mess but he still has the 15 year old baby face
So I went to this gay party that ended up getting pretty sexual before I left. Guys sucking each other off etc. When I got home I almost had a panic attack. I'm pretty open minded and a bit slutty but it was scary.
I don't get it, why didn't I enjoy myself?
How often do you drongos exercise?
>>6495173
Because you're introverted and that might just not be your type o thing.
>>6495146
How old is the guy anyways? Literally looks like he's several years younger than me. Despite that he seems to know his maths pretty fucking well so I imagine he's in uni at least.
>>6495157
Old enough to handle gaygen. Besides you can be 18 and in highschool, never said I'm underage
>>6495142
They can definitely take a toll on the self image mate no worries though just become a qt like them and all is good
>>6495173
Because sex should be a loving, intimate act between two people in a committed relationship, not a random act that's the only thing that temporarily connects two strangers?
>>6495132
>Sure am
is there a good online resource for swimming routines?
>>6495159
>trip on feelgood
>>6495174
Whenever the battery dies on my car. I need to start exercising pretty badly now, my body just can't take a shitty lifestyle anymore.
>>6495185
He is incredibly intelligent, honestly a brilliant mind. He's really passionate about the stuff he does too, its refreshing to see someone so involved with what they do.
>>6495098
Feelgood's turned into a grindr hookup slut now. He'll be pozzed up in no time.
