Hey legbutts, I'm 18 and I want pic related but I don't know how to order one without out my parents finding out. If you could just gib sneaky techniques and methods that be great. Or if I can build an aneros like toy at home.
Also isn't there a cheaper version from the Aneros™ brand?
>>6489586
When I ordered my aneros it came in a plain box from "High Island Health' and was labeled as an "acupuncture device". If they got the mail, just say it's a massager? Hopefully they aren't super nosy about it.
>>6489586
I just went to a local sex shop and bought mine.
>>6489586
Hide it in your butt
Amazon worked fine for me, buy a burner card from the super market and use your own amazon account. But a few things with it in one order, shirt, book etc etc so your parents are like
>awww our bb boy is growing up
Instead of,
>ughhhh ewwww wtf brandon thomas brown* you are throwing that thing away and we are taking you to church with your grandmother on sunday
>>6490080
Will it all come in the same box?
>>6490080
friend of mine: first sex toys he ever ordered online was a penis gag and a double dildo. When it arrived in the mail, his mom opened it.
>>6489932
Are you kidding?
>>6491985
No.
I ordered a vibrator forever ago, and it just had some Ocean Health Co or some shit on the box.
Just look at the answers and see if anyone mentions discrete packing.
>>6489586
Love Honey just has L.H. Trading on their packaging. Most places that sell sex toys are aware that customers dont want their postman to see "HEY LOOK!!! GIANT DILDO!!! ADDRESSED TO THIS GAYMO!!!" pasted all over the box like 'Fragile' tape, so package it accordingly. How nosy are your parents, like how likely are they to actually open the package? If they are likely to just ask "what did you order?" just say its a birthday present for one of them so you arent going to show them or something. Some places also will allow you to send your package to the local post office (i did this with a Love Honey order in the UK, idk if you can do it elsewhere) and you go to pick it up from there
>>6489586
Take a look at Amazon Lockers, or shipping to a UPS location or doing dropoff. Amazon Lockers are in only some places ( but near where I live, check the link below ), they are free but your package can't be too big or heavy ( probably not a problem ), and has to be "Fulfilled by Amazon".
http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html
https://www.ups.com/dropoff
I bought a tiny vibrator online when I was about fourteen.
My mom, being the considerate soul she was, saw a package marked with my name and ripped it open as soon as it arrived on the stoop. She saw what was inside, poorly sealed it with packaging tape, then set it on my bed.
Neither of us ever spoke about it.
>>6492144 is right. If you're that worried about your parents finding a sex toy, your best bet's probably going to be a sex shop. I've known friends who would go into those types of stores when they were practically kids and buy things. I've never heard of one carding, it's not like you're buying an oil burner pipe.
You could also get a parent to sign off on you getting a P.O. box. They'll know what it's for, but it's less involved for them.
>>6492166
Do you really want one of the world's biggest user analytics companies knowing what sex toys you have under your bed?
>>6489586
Amazon lockers are a thing, see if any are near you.
>>6492199
They're very far
>>6492196
Hell yes if they can suggest me things i'll like based on said analytics.
>>6492196
It only fuels my Jeff Beezos fetish.
>>6492196
It's not a sex toy
It's a prostate massager
>>6489586
I reached Super O with exactly that toy just now, after half a year trying. I managed to maintain a spot which continuously gave me pleasure, then my body started shaking gradually as my breathing got heavier. It continued until I was shaking furiously. My mind went blank and it was almost as if I couldn't feel my body. Now, I'd wish for the climax to be a bit more pleasurable. All I could feel was intensity, but hey, it was fun.
>>6493347
If anyone wonder how I did it, I had my legs crossed while lying on my back (a little bit to the side) which sort of locked the toy into my sweet spot. I also massaged my nipples during the session.
>>6492791
>It's not a sex toy
>It's a prostate massager
And whats the differance?
>>6492791
>It's not a sex toy it's a dildo!
>It's not a sex toy it's a fleshlight!
>It's not a sex toy it's a cock ring!
>>6493347
Hot
>>6493400
>>6493410
not him, but the aneros stuff can be considered a medical device. There two companies...or two divisions of the same company. The "Aneros" one and the "High Island Health" one. The High Island Health company is still a medical device company and sells products very similar to the Aneros one, but iirc, they are always white plastic and boring looking like you would think a medical device would be. The red and black colors are considered Aneros and it was a way for High Island Health to market their medical devices in sex toy venues but the shape and medical basis for the contraptions is still the same, it's just marketing.
Dildos and vibes and flesh lights and what ever else you buy at a sex shop are NOT considered medical devices. They will always say "for novelty use only" some where on them. This means there is no testing required by any organization to make sure they are not dangerous for your body because of the materials used and because of what they physically do to your body. Legally sex toys are not meant to be used for what everybody is buying them for.
The prostate messaging that the Aeros/High Island Health stuff does is supposed to be beneficial to prostate health and help fight some of the prostate problems men have as they get older.
>>6489586
Wait, how does that even work
Why would anyone want this over a regular dildo
is this for guys
>>6493791
Hands free orgasm due to pc muscle power
>>6494062
Anon help me out here,
how is this hands free, is this not a dildo?
what do the ends do
>>6494071
http://www.redtube.com/399769
http://manporn.xxx/videos/3082736/aneros-orgasm2/
>>6494155
Wow, that was gay
he was fucking vibrating at one point
also the adds where all about straight guys
honestly it looked interesting though
>>6491853
If they ship it from the same warehouse, yes... kinda depends on what you're ordering... when I ordered PC parts off amazon my CPU, monitor, and keyboard all came in their own separate boxes... everything else was together in one box. Reason was because not everything came from the same location.
>>6491985
>Are you kidding?
No. That's how it was labeled for shipping. I'm assuming that is the Aneros parent company.
