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old >>6486365
first for grace a cutest
Hey nerds!!!!!
I get to see my kaylee soon!
Lots of lewd will ensue!!!
>tfw no stack of amazon boxes at my door
why am i not ded yet
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n3EuEBbUvG
>>6487817
Aren't you going to bang amie victoria as well?
& possibly leads with Faye
And god knows who else
![78cedb0936[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/m7i8gpH.png "78cedb0936[1].png")
>>6487799
but there is an address on there.
>>6487824
Your hair is doing wonders for yo face
>>6487821
I hate when people brag about making money on the stock market, you needed money in the first place to make any money from it.
who /tooscaredtostarthormones/ here
>>6487825
Lewds*
>>6487824
Gifs like this makes me think sheen has awesome sense of humor.
>>6487818
>tfw nobody will send you boxes
>>6487835
that was back before I was effectively detransitioned thanks to my endo dropping my dose and also I was 10kg lighter
>>6487843
u kno it
>>6487825
I'm visiting amy in october.
And faye is just a friend, I think she has a GF!
She's going to find some nice gay boys for me though :3
>>6487826
Did you enable sharing with a third party? Otherwise only prime items will work
>>6487844
>tfw nobody will send you boxes filled with stuff
>>6487856
Just went into the list settings and turned out I have to manually change existing list address instead of just changing my default address.
d-don't buy me anything tho...
How are my filters /mtfg/?
>>6487860
What do you want the stuff for? That's just extra crap in the way of your box fort!
>>6487824
Haha I get rekt today by my stylist, shannon
you can get boys to buy you stuff from amazon if you cam, just saying :^3
>>6487865
>not filtering grace
>>6487813
Thank you <3
>>6487865
Hey you spared me!
>>6487869
That is a good thing!!
>>6487866
i like stuff
i never get stuff so.. i want stuff
;~;
>>6487865
>red
>me
pretty garbo
>>6487860
be thankful, with the way you look someone might send you anthrax
>>6487862
Too late, I bought you clay
>kayla asking for sex pointers
>>6487606
>>6487869
Hasn't gotten on my nerves yet, aside from giving the 30+ pedophile attention.
>>6487865
did you filter me?
>>6487867
you'll still look like a girl
>>6487872
end yourself my man
>>6487877
oh.
>>6487865
Has anyone actually filtered me? I remember when you all said you hated me.
>>6487885
Not according to my stylist
>>6487876
Hey lil sis :3
I'm going to go run
we should workout together! oh wait, you can't handle heat, lmao!
>>6487888
cheer up bud, it was merely a jest :^)
>>6487886
Considering it.
![a5d28dc3ed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xC3EBLi.png "a5d28dc3ed[1].png")
>>6487892
we can do lots of other kinds of... indoor workouts...
>>6487878
WHAT FUCK NO OMG THAT'S LITERALLY 25 POUNDS OF CLAY WHY WOULD YOU SPEND MONEY ON ME.
>>6487893
>spend 12 hours a day posting here and nobody knows who you are
>>6487901
Idk, I've never interacted with you but I'm having a good day and wanted to spread it
>>6487905
o-okay
>>6487895
i don't deserve anything nice in life do i, anon
>>6487902
I haven't been here in a while actually, I just dropped in and had to redo my filters. We will see if I do like you enough to not filter you.
>>6487905
I hope to fuck you didn't waste money on shipping...
>searching cl for bikes
>find this
HNNGGGHHH ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
I WISH I HAD $2K TO DROP RIGHT NOW ;-;
and also a class M license...
>tfw too ugly to cam and get people to buy me stuff
>>6487901
Oh my god! what a perv you are.
Hey everyone! my little sister is a pervert!!
>>6487918
Prime item so there was no shipping. Enjoy
>>6487923
Oh god don't make me puke. For a first bike you want a Honda, not a pos yamabog, trust me i know bikes.
>watching old Dexter's Lab episode
> it's the one where DeeDee dresses him as a girl after he goes full retard
>tfw no sister to dress you as a girl after you've mentally snapped
Also fuck packing reeeee
>>6487926
Iktf
>>6487923
If you can't turbo duel on it, it's shit
>>6487923
I want one of these!
3rd flat tire holy shit the universe doesn't want me in Portland
alright listen i didn't want to have to do this but you all leave me with no other option...
i've rigged a mascu-bomb to go off that'll PERMANENTLY turn all trannies into men and make it impossible for them to ever look like women
unless i get 20 kisses in the next 10 minutes im gonna set it fucker off
Hi :3
>>6487935
>tfw no money for card games or motorcycles
>>6487937
i love you baby, keep going forward! soon we'll meet :3
>>6487910
you do, you just don't deserve anything just because - have to work for what you want
>>6487930
Honda Amigo for real beginners, amirite?
>>6487939
*kisses* you only had to ask nicely :(
>>6487944
>i dont care i just want something that looks nice and is old
Then get one of these. And since you are a noob its less horsepower and cheaper for a cleaner bike. Hondas are also the most dependable bikes.
>>6487923
>fufu riding a bike everywhere
>guys cranking thier necks trying to look at the qt riding a bike
>pulling her helmet off, shaking her hair out
>every guy around her falling in love
YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOOO MUUCCH DIIIIICK
>>6487947
am i a likeable person anon? do you like me?
>>6487939
We all already had that, it's called puberty.
>>6487902
I know who you are, and I know you're paranoid, so it's not worth reaching out to you for friendship.
>>6487902
>spend 24 hours a day posting here and nobody knows who you are
could be worse, hey
>>6487865
Failing
ever since I watched Akira I wanted one of those crotch rockets....something like this
>>6487956
I'm positively indifferent to your person
>>6487945
I will, thanks <3 can't wait to see ya :3
>>6487926
Being ugly hasn't stopped some people :^)
>>6487955
>>6487970
okay ty for your honesty
i don't think anyone actually likes me desu
Ugh I fucked up
>>6487977
i like you!
So I've been on hormones for about two years now and something REALLY strange has begun to happen.
I've been on progesterone for a little while now and I've noticed that babies have begun to gravitate towards me.
They seem to sniff the air around me when I enter the room and immediately start looking at me with this weird intensity.
I put this all off as babies being babies but last night I swore I heard multiple things scratching at my door and making sucking noises.
Anyone experience this? Have babies treated you differently while on hormones?
>>6487979
what happened :(
>>6487977
>i don't think anyone actually likes me desu
Hey same.
>>6487955
>Not getting a Vespa
>>6487960
That was just my early HRT meltdown, I'm fine now.
>>6487977
i like you
>>6487983
Working hypothesis: progesterone releases a phermone that turns on teh babies.
>>6487984
I might have just ruined my life
>>6487948
I would sell a finger for one of these. Its street legal too.
>>6487977
shouldn't be looking for friends here
>>6487997
>not a grom
>>6487997
It doesn't even have an anti-tank gun...
>>6487996
what's wrong?
>>6487997
>selling a finger for an object
You must not be a musician.
>>6488005
I should not explain here.
>>6488008
i offered to be your friend before and you just ignored me
>>6487996
you know you have to explain now, in full detail, sparing nothing, right?
Anyone can recommend me some nice modest sandals?
>>6488001
I've made a few good friends. They don't post anymore though, and I don't trip much.
>>6488006
I can still play the skin flute with 9 fingers
>>6487923
Yeah that's cute
>>6488018
i like it when you post that picture it's cute ;)
>>6488008
ill be your friend!
>>6488018
>skin flute
If that's what I think it is, all you need is a mouth.
So, I made some Amish sweet Bread.. In the oven now.
Making things doesn't bring happiness., turns out.
What should I try doing with my life next
but
i love you
hey what's up sluts what's going on?
>>6488029
Kill fairies!!!!!
>>6488023
what?
>>6488014
no
like
if you have me on anything outside of here i can explain but not here
>>6488016
you can't get more modest than jesus sandals. say "fuck jesus" and buy them if you want them, you can still wear them if you're a sexual deviant or whatever you consider yourself. jesus' legacy was shit anyways
>>6488028
Make something you're proud of.
I make pizza all day and it makes me miserable. I make music for an hour and it makes me happy again.
>>6488027
Nope, two hands and garden shears is how it's done. Electric knife is tolerable if you only have one hand.
>>6488041
ill put up with the spanking but will ivy let me copulate with her
>>6488035
1) I'm not a sexual deviant.
2) I'm concerned that they might be a bit on the masculine side.
3 "Jesus Sandal" is just a name, there's no reason to go full fedora.
>>6488042
what are you even saying? you want to cut off someone's penis? what is wrong with you
>>6488042
proud of u
>>6488047
just ignore her when she gets like this
>>6488041
Why is this
>>6488040
Maybe you should change jobs.
>>6488046
what do you mean "full fedora"? and how are you not a sexual deviant? Are you hetereosexual? The sandals aren't masculine, just get them. either that or go to a real life leatherworker
>>6488042
When you play it that way, you usually never play it again. I'm guessing that's the point though.
>>6488033
om nom nom
>>6488047
This is what happens when you don't get any for a decade or more.
>>6487954
okay that looks nice yeah
>>6487955
HAHA shannnnnn
id like that though it would be fun :^)
>>6487988
vespa is on my list of possibilities but it's not like i can afford more than one of these things
>>6488052
as you wish
>>6488044
maybe
>>6487929
good cause 26.2 shipping weight cost would be fucking HIGH
>>6488062
Why don't you go cycling?
So why does this Kayla person always have to argue over everything? Sounds like they still are producing a lot of T
>>6488056
>how are you not a sexual deviant? Are you hetereosexual?
wow
>>6488055
It's a summer job, and I'm only doing it to make my dad happy. I'd rather be in class than be shoved around by people that kiss ass to get manager positions.
>>6488048
Omg I gotta get that classy looking edition and leave it on my table to see if anyone recognizes it
>>6488076
At least you are working unlike the neets here. And care about your father, again unlike many here.
>>6488074
what am I arguing over?
>>6488062
You live in NYC right? Would you still be able to ride a motorcycle there during winter?
>>6488070
Lol sucks for Amazon
>>6488046
>Jesus Sandals
>website says "hand made in Bethlehem"
>sandal itself is clearly stamped "made in Jerusalem"
>it's written in English for some reason
Sounds legit.
>>6488090
Prime costs a ton, least they can do is give free shipping.
>>6488085
i do live in new york, and plenty of people ride their bikes around in winter
not that i have any interest in staying here for much longer, though
this looks p nice but id prefer different tires
>>6488086
>biking in the city
if you can make a monthly payment of $80 bucks then get a KTM electric
>>6488094
prime is 100 a year, which aint much.
How can I teach myself to not get super anxious when looking at girl clothes and other "girly" things in irl stores?
>>6488100
Keep in mind nobody cares and store employees only want to sell you things.
>>6488097
but honestly the biggest appeal to me of having a motorcycle is being able to go on local road trips and stuff
that doesnt look like its made for long distances at all
>>6488111
what the heck
>>6488111
>http://www.strawpoll.me/1063431
cyka
>>6488112
you'd be surprised
>>6488122
Missing CowboyNeal option. Because you really should do CowboyNeal...
thank you so much based anon for helping to refuel my old creative outlet from highschool
>>6488130
Remember to show us what you do with it!!
>>6488125
You can't ride these in most cities though can you? I thought dirtbikes are not street legal.
>>6488130
You're welcome, make something cool with it
>>6488142
That one is and its fully electric. Since it has perfect suspension travel you can sit high and be comfy and safe. Plus being a dual sport you can hit trails and parts of the country side a street biker would never see.
>>6488106
I know my fear is irrational and most people won't care, but still, it's hard to control how I feel.
idk, it's probably just a matter of I'll have to keep forcing myself to do it until I get used to it.
>>6488158
If you have someone you could go with, bring them. Safety and bravery in numbers.
Otherwise yes, you just gotta do it until you get used to it.
>>6488072
Yessss
Sorry for late reply my phone was fucking up
Kill all men
>>6488112
>tfw no motorcycle riding girlfriend
T..this...is a terrible feeling
quid:
1. is the best???
2. is not the best?????
>>6488149
what are some key aspects to consider when buying a first motorcycle, to make sure i'm not getting ripped off?
>>6488165
I'd love to go shopping with a friend, but sadly I have no irl friends.
Although one of my goals for the coming semester is to be more social, so hopefully I'll manage to befriend a girl who's ok with trans people and likes to shop.
>>6488205
Where are you from?
>>6488211
upstate NY
>>6488086
I had a R-90RT while I was in NYC in the '80s. Never used it much in the city. Just for quick trips upstate.
A thing to remember about most of the older bikes you have shown is they are carburetted, and will require points and carburetor adjustments to keep them running. That's ok if you know how to do that, but a pain if you have to pay to have it done. Look for a newer motorcycle that has electronic ignition.
A small good capable bike is the Honda Trail 90 or Trail 110. Even though Honda stopped making them ages ago, replacement engines are still available because other manufacturers still make them. You can even get electronic ignition kits for them. In high gear they will hit highways speeds of 55MPH, and they sip gas. They use a slip clutch so you don't have to learn foot clutch work. Depending on the model year, they have a high low gear that is chain or gear case switchable. As such they can go on trails and do steep trails in low gear, but I don't know of any forest roads and trails close to NYC.
>>6488128
Slashdot is no longer culturally relevant, it hasn't been in like ten years.
>>6488223
>A small good capable bike is the Honda Trail 90 or Trail 110.
Those are hard to find in the US though
Why so dead right now?
whats something fun I can go out and do by myself
>>6488244
Seeing a movie alone is cool if you can get over the social stigma
>>6488244
sniff people's hair and tell them it smells nice
>>6488194
>>6488180
>>6488237
>>6488223
Hoverbikes are the future
what's some cool shit to do in SF?
>>6488227
I'm kind of missing fifteen years of my life. I'm not exactly up to date. But it's fine. I'm irrelevant too.
>>6488197
quid, nim and puru all suck
>>6488197
1!!!!!
>>6488258
I just ate half a loaf of bread to fill in my childhood void.
I'm just bloated now '(
>>6488250
this.
I never understood the stigma against seeing a movie alone tbqh. The way you experience the movie is the same either way.
>>6488180
You, thanks for the tips. :3
I'm past the funding stage tho. I was honestly joking on the sale to you as an investor.
You're awesome-cool when you're being helpful and nice Faye.
>>6487993
Stop already
>>6488285
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. Probably won't until I feel too faint to move.
>>6488180
You best have a bike as well...
i am a paranoid borderline schizo cunt who can't even transition due to paranoid and even is scared to listen to a music leaking thinking there are suicidal subliminals.. in need help
>>6487993
just didnt want to be the first one desu
kuwagata
why is miyazaki so wise
i could watch kingdom of dreams and madness a dozen times and not get bored tbqh
>>6488304
>:-{
But that's bad.
>not wanting vespas
I swear this is a butch dyke thread
>>6488311
what's the downside to suicidal subliminals if that's how you live?
I want a replica Porsche 550 Spyder with soft top that has been electrified as a series hybrid.
>>6488237
People snap them up quick when they go on sale. They are a nice capable motorbike one can put on a rear bike rack on a vehicle.
>>6488227
>>6488258
I'm not sure I've been to /. in the past decade. I used to have an account and a good rep there. It was good in the beginning, but went down hill when the masses got on the internet.
I learned so much back in '82-'83 from the news system. Back then most were Masters or PHD level, or their graduate assistants. I had one of the few private nodes on UU Net. I was introduced to it because my HS computer math teacher couldn't teach me anything new, so she had me learning from the profs on the News system.
>>6488314
Why are you such a giant weeb?
>>6488318
well i am paranoid of death
>>6488314
Because people imagine deep meaning behind nonsense, and miya gets that.
![The.Kingdom.of.Dreams.and.Madness.2013.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC{700MB}-[LOTR]_Jun 28, 2016, 11.49.53 PM.png](https://i.imgur.com/J3ObStg.png "The.Kingdom.of.Dreams.and.Madness.2013.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC{700MB}-[LOTR]_Jun 28, 2016, 11.49.53 PM.png")
>>6488316
literally i SAID id like a vespa
bitch y dont u LISTEN
>>6488326
idk cuz im a big nerd ;(
I'd like to thank you all for posting in my thread.
It means a lot to me.
>>6488330
How many manga/anime toy figurines do you have?
>>6488327
>not trutrans
OMG
>>6488304
Dear, you should eat!...
>>6488304
You've already tried suicide by not eating, be more original.
>>6488349
are you really 6'4"?
>>6488340
>and thats why i contemplate suicide but never do it
>>6488329
yes while that may be true i dont think that the stuff he was saying where that screenshot/quote was taken from was nonsense at all
he has a lot of things to say about children and life in general and they're directly applicable imo
>>6488337
a few. though i don't have any on display right now.
>>6488357
Weird thing to ask out of nowhere, but yes.
>>6488304
>tries to convince people online that she loves herself
>talks about killing herself by not eating
>>6488347
That isn't how you play hard to get
>>6488330
>TFW Ufufu calls you out for not paying attention.
It's just that the threads are sooooo long ;_;
>>6488347
So is he getting a kiss or what?
>>6488373
wow that's really bad
>>6488055
Ummmm. What the fuck is going on in that vid?
>>6488313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RcteZjj_QA
>>6488386
I mean, it's not awful; it means it'll be hard to pass, but some people like tall girls so maybe it'll all work out.
>>6488348
>>6488349
I don't know anymore. Not even sure if it's being back home and having to resume that dreary life. This morning, I had that dreadful, chilling feeling of like, being forsaken. And Chiara's back on my mind. And everything that happened since the beginning of the year feels like a dream I've brutally been awakened from. Truth is, I'm feeling helpless and worthless again.
>>6488372
That's so cringeworthy, it's almost cute
>>6488383
Es tut mir leid. I didn't mean to come off to be judgemental, being flirty is fun though.
>>6488397
yeah it is
>>6488055
fucking kill whoever this is lol oh my god im going to throw up
>>6488404
It really is! I'm so excited now.
>>6488406
theres worse webm's from ck
a lot worse
>>6488398
You don't have to resume that dreary life. Shape a new life in the form of your choosing, you have the creativity to imagine it and the skill to create it.
je veux apprendre à parler français
>>6488398
*HUGS* Yeah, to many reminders of the dreary time. You, like me need a change of place. Anywhere you can escape to, even temporarily?
>>6488405
Nah. I've got plenty of things really, really wrong with me; my height is just an annoyance in comparison.
>>6488372
found one that looks like your gif
http://www.ixudeviance.com/en/okayama-figure-engineering/4559-okayama-figure-engineering-inwaku-no-mokuba-sunburn-line-4560321851058.html
how terrible of a diet is this if i'm gonna be going back to being a bike messenger?
>>6488412
Pourquoi le français?
>>6488409
>>6488425
reeee it used she wrong profile reeee
>>6488425
>>6488430
this is it
this shouldn't like fuck anything up with my failed transition right? it's for weight loss to
>>6488408
Good for you, how long have you been talking to the guy in the picture you posted?
>>6488409
I'm morbidly fascinated. More!
>>6488428
>>6488435
A couple of weeks.
>tfw hrt foes nothing
Rate my boymode yo
https://unsee.
cc/dunigera/
>>6488372
>all that weeb shit
Take this test and let me know
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>6488440
I've seen this one, I knew it was going to be cancer when he flung away the fat.
>>6488426
je ne sais pas, la langue français est agréable et coquet
>>6488448
>>6488445
was too late apparently
>>6488372
O M G
>>6488454
Someone deleted it
>>6488457
you did?
>>6488450
Well then, go learn it then!
https://www.duolingo.com/course/fr/en/Learn-French-Online
