Cocklust edition
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Previous: >>6479610
xth for ayy end my life sempaitachi
i wish my bf would wake up and give me the lewds
>>6480455
>tfw no gf, no bf, no friends, no job, no social life, no pass, no nothing
>>6480503
please don't die....
>look like a man
>get a wig attached to my head instead of doing things that would actually help me with eventually passing
Who else hon here
>>6480472
been dating boys, its fun and I don't have to spend much money going out as awful as that sounds lol
might sate the cocklust soon.. we made out in his car this afternoon. worried that he won't like me in bed much since I'm so out of practice with guys tho
>>6480487
I'll admit it yeah I'm /pol/ af. I don't irrationally hate people but generally racial stereotypes exist for a reason.
>>6480499
Like after the 2nd year is when mine really started filling in properly. You might just be flat tho too, I had some growth before then obviously just not a ton.
oh also...
I'm going clean from hooking up with men!
I want to make Kaylee happy. I want to be better for her and win against cock lust!
I canceled my date with frat guy...
>>6480503
I'll get a boob job before I end my life.
itt: post fav bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZFK2lhJJXA
>>6480510
same famalam
>>6480496
You really need to stop being so predictable.
>>6480518
Good, about time you started hooking up less, give monogamy a go.
>>6480507
Why would he do that when you're such a bitch to him?
>>6480516
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHSHUEUIEIIWHJEH8HDIFHRIRHDIEIWHVWIWGSUCHDJSIWHDEBDEBHDJFBFIEHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Sup nerds
>>6480529
I literally have a wig that looks exactly like that. Fake hair is always more noticeable.
>>6480520
LOL
I guess that's a good reason to live as any.
>>6480526
Please, you and I both know that I have the depth of a puddle.
shit boy i die
>>6480529
what does this hon look like from the side?
>cocklust edition
STOP
>>6480543
why are you still alive?
>>6480517
i thought you said you already had sex with a boy??
>>6480540
>tfw throat is already sore from getting my face pounded for hours on monday night
i'll tell ya'll how it goes after i'm done fucking this guy twice tonight and once tomorrow morning.
>>6480540
BLUE FUCKING BOARD
>>6480521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsCfufAp2tM
>>6480546
Coward
Why are so many trannies actually insane?
>>6480536
>>6480529
God help us all.
>tfw not enough money for an exit bag
>>6480556
It takes severe mental illnesses to convince oneself that they are a girl.
>>6480542
>>6480562
please....I would be sad if you died, Amy
>>6480556
I hit my head too many times as a child
>>6480536
That doesn't mean you can't change. You fell for the tranny meme but it's not the end of the world.
>>6480566
you're probably the only one
>>6480567
hi grace <3
>>6480548
well yeah I did but that was more like, just sex yknow? Plus it was pretty quick to get each other off. The guy I went out with might even like me so idk, rather not disappoint.
>>6480543
you don't want to take in thick manscent as he demolishes you?
>>6480567
>posting that as a static image
the fuck is wrong with you
>>6480556
Am i insane anon?
>>6480564
Wow.
>>6480568
>Fluoridated water
Alex Jones was right.
my life is a joke
>>6480556
because we're women and women are insane
>>6480572
hi red!!
>>6480573
oops
>>6480563
thats why me an attractive man can so easily hold on to them because their market value is lower, muhahaha.
>>6480556
I don't think that word means what you think it does
this is fun
i just started yesterday and i think ive made a lot of progress in my voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iHm2IVR88x
>>6480579
>>6480580
nice memes u 2
>>6480581
Yeah we're definitely easy targets for cis men. If you're fortunate enough you'll find one who actually is more sane than not. Very rare though around here at least because the sane ones usually leave.
>>6480591
Slut :3
>>6480595
Not anymore really. I'm past my slut phase and onto wanting to find an actual relationship part of life.
>>6480528
What does she do?
should i dye my hair black or blonde
>>6480597
>I'm a reformed slut
No such thing cumdumpster
>>6480601
Eh.
>>6480600
Neither
>>6480570
But falling for the tranny meme makes me literally insane. Surely that's end of the world, at least for me.
At least it's entertaining for somebody right?
>>6480600
dyed hair is for sluts only, true pure girls leave their hair natural and keep it healthy as a sign of good health and self-upkeep.
>>6480600
blonde because pic related
but I am usually bad and wrong about everything so
>>6480600
Black will make your beard shadow stand out less.
>>6480612
>At least it's entertaining for somebody right?
Only if you're a good slut
who unpassing but cute here
>brow and nose $14,000
>boobs $7,000
>srs $17,000
>knowing you'll never afford any of it
priceless
>>6480583
I mean
I know you're insane
>>6480600
DO RED LIKE ME
>>6480625
Not sure why I'm even in this thread still but I know plastic surgery is pretty cheap in South Korea and some other countries. It's probably much cheaper to travel and have the work done.
>>6480624
Thats me.
>>6480634
that is the cheep stuff overseas numb nuts
>>6480634
>kayla
>ever leaving the rich socal suburb she lives in
Keep on traveling.
>>6480624
apparently that's me
>>6480612
>At least it's entertaining for somebody right?
No not really. At least I don't find it entertaining. This whole slut/cock/whatever back and forth gets old really fast.
>literally insane
No argument here but that does not mean you have to act like a walking stereotype. And you don't I might add, unlike some here.
>>6480634
>Not sure why I'm even in this thread still
Do you have a crush on us now anon?
Or do you want us to feed you hormones?
give me stuff to say with my shitty voice
>>6480628
>I'm trying to be a boring too!
>>6480628
Red you'll kill yourself long before you ever stop sucking the cocks of people you just met.
>>6480625
prioritize
what is the one that makes you feel most dysphoric
then save for that and get it done
>>6480648
It's been intersting. Curiosity and all that. Also I'm getting ready to violate Belgium and need something to pass the time during the buildup.
>>6480640
Well I didn't bloody know that.
>>6480623
I'll do my best anon-senpai!
who drums here
I AM SO BoRED
smoking weed smoking weed
>>6480662
Good luck Führer
>>6480645
hmmm no with makeup and girly clothes you would pass to pretty much everyone who isnt looking extremely hard
being super cute helps with that
>>6480664
nope
but I'm buying a violin soon so that will be another thing I fail at
>>6480663
Then you'll make some chaser happy
>>6480662
Roma Invicta
>>6480548
So when did you stop playing lesbian again?
>>6480600
Do NOT dye your hair black. you WILL regret it.
it's taken me over 3 dyes and 50$ just to get it to this point again and it was severely damaged before coconut oil treatment. and a lot of it is still brown
>>6480664
yeah ur a girl alright
taking a pic of your drums but you have to put ur fucking CUTE face in there for no reason
goddammit
>>6480672
>tfw no qt paratrooper GF
>>6480679
I hope that's true, I don't have my voice ready yet to complete it so people would assume I'm a guy based on my voice
>>6480694
Wait to see what unit Faye gets put into, you might get lucky
>>6480666
you should get some food
>>6480647
>And you don't I might add
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. In what way am I not a walking stereotype? I basically check off all of the boxes short of being a misandrist and a transbian.
>>6480689
Blonde looks seriously awful on you
>>6480701
not posting boipuci
>>6480700
>>6480699
you can do it i believe in you!
>>6480700
>pic
(((heavy breathing)))
>>6480706
a lot better than black, bait anon
>>6480700
delet this
>>6480709
source
>>6480709
>>6480711
>>6480714
porblem?
>>6480699
Don't think I could ever bring myself to date anyone in the service. I know too many soldiers to know what female soldiers regardless of relationship status get up to on deployment.
Also ericas art is great.
>>6480711
My mistake you just look like garbage in general
>>6480714
that's not an argument.
>>6480662
What game is this?
>>6480721
>>6480721
oh my god i need meat in me right now
>>6480727
Hearts of Iron IV. Grand strat about WW2.
>>6480516
Wooooo
>>6480701
Because from time to time one get's a peek at the real human bean beneath the trannyism. Like when you talked about moving from Canada's Texas and leaving all the baggage and history behind. Given how many neet shut-ins there are here that's actually commendable.
>>6480727
Hearts of Iron tablet wars
>>6480741
Oh bugger off, the games much more playable than HOI3. You autism will be sated when Black ice gets done.
>tfw can't sleep because too anxious and terrified for work
Fuck I hate this job . The long shifts, the constant anxiety, getting screamed at by both customers and the managers, a huge workload, and waking up at 4 in the morning everyday.
If I could stick with this job, then I'd be able to afford surgery by December. But I don't know how I will last in the meanwhile. What should I do /mtfg/?
>>6480721
>you will never eat that
>>6480721
nice meat's
>>6480725
>>6480710
thank you! I'm gonna be working on my voice a lot more so hopefully it wont be too long until it at least sorta sounds like a girl voice
>>6480723
I've never heard about what female soldiers get up to
And yeah Erica is pretty great, bit morbid tho
>>6480747
What job do you do? Don't they do 9 to 5 work in the land of the free?
>>6480579
This is so fucking true
Not trans but
>>6480747
Talk to someone who will listen to you. :)
Someone who likes to hear your day job problems
I just saw a picture of maddie and i don't know if it was real? O_o
was it real? please, anyone?
>>6480745
t. Johan
>>6480752
I'm not in America . And I work 12 hour shifts, it's like a nightmare.
If I worked any less than wouldn't be able to afford surgery anytime soon, and minimum wage in my country is really low
>>6480749
>mfw there's no flaw in the person's logic
>>6480765
>>6480765
Ah, I see
Well you could always go for a girl that isn't exactly a paratrooper but likes to dress up like them and shoot people with BBs
>>6480768
(puke)
>>6480768
I AM STILL SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN LMAO YOU LOOK SO GOOD TBQFH
>>6480763
What country is this? It sounds like a shithole. is there anywhere nearby that you can move to?
>>6480768
oo very nice
>>6480778
They leave the DLC easy to pirate for that exact reason. It's also the reason why if one person hosts a MP game only they need the DLC and everyone connecting can use it.
Paradox is good people
>>6480772
Easier said then done.
Grub girl is also best girl.
>>6480729
>>6480731
>>6480748
>>6480749
THICC
>>6480767
>mfw that IS an argument
>>6480794
Suck my cock ofc
>>6480792
i want to fuck those canks
>>6480780
black girls look like men anyway so I say she passes
>>6480573
Depends on the boy
For instance, if its the singer from afi...
>>6480798
I've been having cocklust for a while.
>>6480768
>the look of absolute disgust from the woman in the background
You look dreadful
>>6480792
>your butt will never jiggle like that
>>6480791
Yea I wonder where you would find one of those
Grubgrub is pretty cool
>>6480794
I was unaware that 'slut' and 'boring' were actually measured on the same scale.
>>6480768
hey you don't look so bad! you might just make it some day
>>6480803
Cute
>>6480794
you know, I'm planning on having a long talk with you when we meet IRL.
>>6480806
>ywn be a japanese pancake
>>6480814
About what, babe? I like long talks!
>>6480809
I just don't know what to do and who to be...I'm confused
>>6480818
about how I like you but don't want to treat you as just a sex object.
>>6480806
Don't let your dreams be dreams, start eating.
>>6480794
Stop seeking validation from other people and be your own woman. : /
>>6480818
Be yourself, but is being a slut really a part of your identity?
>>6480801
I am sure you will. It might have taken you 5 years to start but you're moving now. Take it from a long-distance runner - as long as you are moving, no matter how slow, you are still advancing.
>>6480700
mfw
>>6480829
We can go to Mcdonalds first :^)
>>6480829
that's why I wanna have the talk with you, but it feels like it needs to happen IRL and not online, idk.
>>6480839
I hope we can have a nice talk and get ice cream afterwards!
>tfw young and haven't started on hrt and still look better than any one here
>>6480845
Let's see hon!
>>6480836
No! Treat me like a beautiful feminine prince! Take me out to somewhere nice!
>>6480807
If i figure it out I'll get back to you. Taking a break from women anyway because oh boy do I got issues.
6am start tomorrow so goodnight.
>>6480852
Goodnight friend, I'm glad we got to talk!
test
>>6480847
>Treat me like a beautiful feminine prince!
I'll be treating your mouth like that after ;)
Just arrived, safe and sound. Just a bit pissed opening the mail. Insurance pretends they never received the documents I already sent twice at their request and threatens to throw away my claim. There will be a totally heated phone call first thing in the morning, immediately followed by a registered letter with receipt threatening them with a lawsuit if they can't properly process the mail they're sent.
>>6480791
>Paradox is good people
>>6480845
sure thing honny, fantasizing is a common male trait
>>6480853
We'll find a nice park or somewhere. I'll have to find something cute to wear that night!
>>6480809
How many cocks do you have to suck to be considered a slut?
>>6480862
insurance companies love not paying out
>>6480867
At least 11 by men you don't really know
>>6480867
I think it's based on the rate of cocks sucked
>>6480866
Oh I have no idea what I'm gonna wear...
>>6480867
If you ask you're a slut
Please keep your hons off our subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/FFRecordKeeper/comments/4qhg2h/global_account_giveaway/
>>6480870
wew im not a slut then, good shit
>>6480873
Hopefully less and less as the night goes on
>>6480872
sluttiness = d(cock)/dt
>>6480880
ayy
>>6480868
Well, they have, for a year, and my situation hasn't significantly changed so they already have recognized the merit of my claim through that. Also, they made me angry. Doesn't happen often, thankfully because I'm really not the kind of person you want to make angry.
And before anons think they're witty, no I still don't wear purple yoga pants. Never have, never will.
>>6480870
>tfw not a slut
;_;
>>6480877
Oh Whingie can you stop being such a cringefest? Enough is enough already.
>>6480823
>being fat
I was fat as a child and will never, ever go back. I will develop an eating disorder before I do.
I wish I could say being comfortable in your own skin is better than any food you could gorge yourself on but I don't even have that. My social anxiety is so bad when I see obese people I have trouble understanding how they can even stand being out in public looking like that.
>>6480881
math checks out
>>6480886
I'll help you reach your goal
>>6480887
Please tell that hon to stop posting his shit
>>6480831
I can at least hope for the best, feels good to be moving forward, or at least doing something other than having an extended childhood. Thanks you for the kind words.
>>6480867
I'm pretty sure that being a slut is more a state of mind, rather than something set based on the number of dicks that you've sucked.
A few weeks ago, Red gave here trip away. How do we know that this is the real Red??
>>6480898
I have no control over that wildman.
>>6480899
>Suck 1000 dicks in a month
>"I'm not a slut! It's all in the mind!"
Yeah nah.
red, I unblocked you on skype, feel free to add me back
>>6480905
I think you may have missed the point.
>>6480902
Well tell him and make sure the rest of you disgusting hon don't ever come to Reddit again
>>6480915
Or what? Are you going to go post a scathing attack on /r/transgender?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>6480910
Your accent or your lunch money!
>>6480917
Trans people need to be lynched
Get fucked hon
>>6480922
You're supposed to be dead Omar!
>>6480922
Do you need a cream for that butthurt?
>>6480899
It's the least I could do. You keep that up and you'll find yourself in a better place sooner or later.
>>6480922
>redditor
>he actually thinks his upboats on /r/circlejerking mean something
>>6480946
Better than you shitty channers
>he
>>6480956
Hon
>>6480951
Why are female redditors so cringe
>>6480951
>unironically enjoying a circlejerk website that hides unpopular onions
>>he
fampai, yr stories don't add up. are you seriously buttmad about me using he? like lynch trans ppl and then buttmad about that.is fucking stupid.
edit:wow this post got popular
edit 2: thanks for the gold! :^)
GERMANY YES
>>6480920
https://clyp.it/ihozhzru
>>6480981
i hate my job, its 12:04am and i've just finished...
>>6480899
is little brolanna is about to become a man?
>>6480992
what do you do?
>>6480920
>>6480983
what's all this talk aboot takin' someone's lunch money, eh?
>>6480998
>LE INTERNET FIGHT XD
You are as subhuman as the hons. But they probably give better head at least
>>6481000
Just good ol' autism my man
>>6480998
>i'm not cringe, i'm just buttmad about my circlejerk
loving every laugh
>>6480998
You can always go to /pol/ if you want to be hugboxed
>>6480999
nice get, and i work in a kitchen
>>6480983
Is this what happens when I let you eat your lunches for a week straight?
>tfw young and haven't started on hrt yet still look and sound better than anyone here
>>6480994
https://clyp.it/f2j21ubc
>>6481000
https://clyp.it/21jt1yqr
>someone said i died last thread
>someone posted a song for me too
wtf is going on
>>6481019
linecook?
>>6481027
slut voice tbqh
>>6481029
Whingie.
>>6481027
you sound husky like a man alright
>>6481029
That song was beautiful though, and none really bought that you died.
>>6481027
kek oh brolanna you and your voice cracks me up
>>6481029
the song fucking sucked and was sang by an autist but im glad you're ok <3 trans people seem to die at a faster rate anyway so i was worried even in a bad joke
>>6481027
mommy voice desu
>>6481030
id say so yeah, apart from meat, salad and stuff everything else is either fried or microwaved. sounds easy on paper but my pub gets really really busy since its near the beach and the weather recently has been nothing but sun.
>>6481053
you make good moolah at least?
>>6480951
Kill yourself
>>6481029
You're the prettiest girl here and the most popular. & with that comes with a lot of bullshit so deal with it hon
>>6481037
R8 manliness
https://clyp.it/aat0l0do
>>6481033
>>6481051
>slut
>mommy
I'm getting mixed signals
>>6481045
Glad to help ^^
>>6481022
Yes, I'm strong now
>>6481057
i heard that you punched yume out and kicked gem off while she was biting you? wha?
>>6481062
Mommies can be sluts too
>>6481056
Yeah once im eligible for bonuses (for meeting sales targets) im looking at £350 a week. atm im on £250-£300 p/w but thats because i've only been there 3 weeks now.
>>6481062
you sound like a creepy nerd boy pretending to be a girl
>>6481073
well guess what anon
>>6481062
you're always good for a laugh so have some self-worth brolanna. you'd make anyone chuckle just by existing
>>6481070
why the bad mood tho?
