How do I turn my best friend gay, or at least willing to experiment? I've been in love with him for years now, but he's a hardcore christian, and even if he had feelings for me would never act on them.
Are there any hardcore christians on here, how did you deal with it?
>>6464785
>How do I turn my best friend gay
What you do is buy a gun, buy one bullet, and then shoot yourself you spastic twat
>>6464785
>Turn your friend gay
Thats not how it works anon
>>6464785
Why don't you turn Christian instead and have hot guilt-ridden sex. Then you can go to mass together and repent in the morning.
>>6464920
I hope you're baiting and not genuinely this stupid
>>6464785
No. Just no.
>>6464785
>How do I turn my best friend gay
You don't, get over him.
>>6464920
Ok, assuming this was possible, how are you going to do this?
Are you gonna hold him at gunpoint?
Are you gonna try to trick him to undergo this hypothetical gay therapy?
Are you going to ask him to violate his beliefs for your sake?
Short of the last point, it's basically rape.
You don't actually sound like a very good friend.
>>6464785
Anon you should follow Christ Chan's advice
>>6464785
>How do I turn my best friend gay
You buy a goat.
A gay goat by the way.
Then you collect a semen sample of your friend. (I dunno how just dress like a girl or something)
Get 5 red candles, matches and a knife.
At midnight:
Find a dark room, slay the goat, draw a pentagram on the floor with its blood.
Draw a circle around it and light a candle wherever the pentagram and the circle touch.
Undress, place his semen sample on your rock erect cock and rape the goat in the middle of the pentagram.
Satan will reward you with a vial of a strange bubbling rainbow colored liquid.
Pour this on his cereal and the next morning he'll be gay and lusting after your cock.
Now if you lose your soul in the proces and your friend leaves you, don't blame me.
Blame yourself.
>>6464785
Slip him low doses (not enough to notice tripping) of LSD over a few weeks. Should be fine.
I'm a Christfag but there is literally no way to turn him gay or bi if he isn't already.
Well I had a hardcore religious friend as well. We were quite drunk and we ended up watching porn oddly enough. Neither of us had any gay experiences.
He ended up whipping it out, had a laugh, but shortly after he gets out of his chair and stands infront of me, no words, no nothing. I guess what happened next is kind of rapey, or at least date rape-ish giving I was hammered, and at first he forcefully pushed it on me. I ended up working with it, and now we have a discreet little thing, although he maintains his place in church
I guess you never can tell who has interests until you find out right from them, but alcohol does lower inhibitions...
Get good at trapping?
>>6464785
w8 till ur alone
tell him ur alittle curious and askto see his cock
then ask if u can touch it
then just go nuts until he cums, swallow it and then thank him. then just act cool like nothing happened
>or if u wanna be sneakier, watch porn with him
then ask if he minds if u j.o through cloths or whatever, get him to j.o also then ask if he wants help :3
or get him drunk and jump his bone whatever floats ur boat
>>6466997
>w8 till ur alone
You can skip this part desu, just do it in public.
