did you like get excited when you got ur first chest hair???? did u measure your penis daily??? i want to know its so interesting...... were you happy when your voice dropped? tell me your stories
>>6456817
No
NO
didn't really care.
I just wanked alot
>>6456836
ok tell us the story of the first time u masturbated
>>6456817
Puberty wasn't interesting. It was seriously just jerking it
>>6456817
The first time I came I thought my dick was malfunctioning and I was freaking out because jizz was flying everywhere.
I was self-conscious when it first started because I got super hairy.
Otherwise, spent a lot of time in the bathroom fapping.
y'all are seriously disgusting, masturbation is disgusting. i've never masturbated in my entire life. phuck all y'all......
>>6456926
Same.
First time, I was naked in bed and gently pulling the blanket back and forth across my hard cock. Suddenly cum exploded everywhere.
I'd been taught nothing about sex, so I actually thought I'd pissed the bed.
>>6457013
Yeah I was frantically trying to stop all the jizz as it was flying everywhere lol
My parents have never said anything to me about sex and I went to a catholic school so they didn't either. I learnt everything from the internet, but at that time I was pretty young, didn't watch porn and still really don't to this day, and there wasn't really a readily available anonymous source of sex information like there is today.
>>6456817
i didn't like actively try to cum until sophomore year in hs
I think I was 10 when I first started masturbating. That was probably before puberty. It was just something that instinctively came to me. I didn't know anything about ejaculation, and I didn't think that was going to be the outcome of masturbating. I wasn't sure what was happening the first time I did ejaculate, but it was nice. It was like my secret hobby from that point on. I went at at least six times a day. I started to calm down a bit as I got older, but even though I'm in my 30s now, I can still get off two or three times a day if I want.
Didn't actually start to have chest or facial hair until my later teenage years. Once I started growing facial hair, I never wanted to shave. I keep it trimmed, but I refuse to shave it all off. Getting facial hair was like a rite of passage for me.
>>6456926
Haha! I thought the same thing. The first time I got to the edge, I stopped. Then I tried again the next day and finished. It was confusing af. We never learned that stuff in sex ed.
I remember being pumped about growing peach fuzz and spending like a year just brushing my pubes in my spare time because they were so soft.
Now they're just annoying and I want them gone.
Also I don't really have a first time masturbating since I've been doing it as long as I remember.
I remember being really exited the first time I came through.
>>6456817
Are you ftm or something? This is a weird thread.
>did you like get excited when you got ur first chest hair????
No. Chest hair looks bad. I shave it.
>did u measure your penis daily???
No, but I have measured it. I don't think many men haven't.
>were you happy when your voice dropped?
I don't think I noticed when it was happening.
none of the above. I'm not cis or trans. didn't do any of that shit. nobody cared, I didn't care.
>ended up with a decent dick and bubble butt anyway
>some probs being a fatty
>now resolved
your question basically makes no sense, OP, are you autism?
>>6457107
that's probably it, a manlet ftm trying to ape male puberty but understanding literally nothing about it
yay gender roles!
>>6457122
I wouldn't blame them. A lot of guys joke about things like chest hair but in reality pay no attention to their body hair otherwise. To an ftm it might seem like guys are putting an emphasis on it due to how we joke how whisky puts hair on your chest and things like that. In reality most puberty effects just happen over time and are largely ignored due to the time lapse.
>>6456817
I didn't really care.
Although I clearly remember when I had my first armpit hair, I started to cry. It was at that moment I realized that I would age, and eventually die. Pretty traumatizing.
I don't really browse this board so here is your straight white cismale perspective.
Also if there are any trannies that want to be my gf please respond I'll pamper and spoil you and call you darling.
>>6456817
When I was very young (10-11) and very naive I was fascinated and terrified at the idea of ejaculation.
In my mind at the time I thought boys would get boners all the time and then suddenly cum their pants uncontrollably once they entered puberty. I imagined it as very similar to pissing your pants.
So I grew terrified of these thoughts that one day I'd be sitting in class, suddenly get a boner and essentially piss myself because of it.
Thank god I went and did my own research.
Going into High school I found that getting a stiffy during boring classes really helped make the time fly by because it felt so damn good and it was always hidden under my desk.
Ask any CIS guy what it feels like for a hard rod to press against denim jeans. Fucking fantastic feeling.
>>6457193
Me.
>be me
>13, just hit puberty
>discover porn
>fap
>fap
>fap
>measure dick
>notbad.jpg
>fap
>hair in strange places
>fap
>fap
>fap
>start to jizz more than usual
>siempre fap
>>6456817
22 and still no chest hair. Pretty happy about that, though.
Measured my cock every other month, I guess. Tracking progress daily would be stupid, nothing will happen overnight anyway.
And yeah, pretty satisfied with how my voice is now. Not too deep, but not high pitched and annoying either.
>>6457320
I'd like to add that I'd prefer to have been born a woman. I've accepted being born a guy and I'm pretty okay with myself, but I still feel sort of trapped in a wrong body.
>>6457291
please be in charleston
>>6457353
No, I am in Ontario
Well I uh
>chest hair never grew (27)
>voice didn't dropped much
Wow huh
I guess my first experience with it was when I was like 13 laying down on my bed doing spelling homework, and felt that doing homework felt reaaallly good. After a few nights of laying down like that it started happening. Still remember it as the best orgasm of my life.
Never really thought much about my penis ever, really, so I never really paid attention to any changes. Although I did soon start having fantasies of, uh...turning into a girl and/or getting fucked by guys.
Maybe I'm not the best person to ask.
>>6457456
you souund interesting, lets have sex
>>6456817
Normal guy here.
1. Nope, but I'm not really that hairy in the first place. I was more excited when my pubes came in.
2. Didn't start measuring my cock until a guy asked me how big I was.
3. I was happy when my voice stopped cracking but I'm a tenor anyway so it didn't get that deep. Didn't even notice it happening.
Started wanking nearly every day, though. Still do, when I'm not fucking someone.
>>6457043
I had a wet dream first. Then I realized why my dick was getting hard, shrugged, and touched it till it felt real good. I was about 11 when I started masturbating.
>>6457515
>Normal
>Gay
Ha.
>>6456817
>what is puberty like for you
Boners all the time. For no reason. It was annoying and embarrassing.
>>6457567
Gay is normal now. The only people who haven't accepted that yet, who are dangerous, are Muslims.
I was really horny and perverted and constantly thought about having sex with older guys but was too shy to do anything about it so I just jerked off a lot
>>6456817
It sucked. I grew up in an environment where no one, at home or school, gave any real comprehensive explanation about sex so when I discovered masturbation it was all weird and I had no idea wtf was going on. For a wehile I would just run up to my room and watch my dick get hard. I remember the first time I had an orgasm While I was awake it happened when I was twisting my dick around and I thought that was the only way to cum for way too fucking long. I didn't find out how to fap proper for years and I'm pretty sure I learned the proper way from TV. God damnit schools need better sex ed.
I still can't grow a beard without at few patches and I'm 28. I had a testosterone deficiency I have since corrected. But the good news it I'm ageing real, real slow. Everyone still pegs me as being about 23. I'm gonna ride that as long as I can.
>>6458413
Nah, gay is not normal. Gay I'd queer, and queer is literally not normal.
Not that it's bad, but gayness is just not the norm of things.
Gay myself though, and go us. But we're not normal, really.
>>6458812
The only thing that makes gay not normal is the fact that it's still not *the* norm, nor could it ever be. However, it's norm in many western countries to not care about who's homosexual anymore which does make it normal by extension. And even then; how do you define what's normal or a norm? Does a majority of the population need to be it/adhere to it?
>>6458852
Precisely. I agree with everything you said. Being gay is not the norm. Tolerating it (not accepting) is the norm.
I was looking forward to puberty, but I didn't grow as hairy as I wanted, as tall as I wanted, as brood shouldered as I wanted and my dick didn't grow as big as I wanted,
Instead I was a acned riddled manlet. I wanted hormones ever since but to no avail.
First noticeable thing that happened was growing a wispy little pedo stache starting at like age 10 of 11. Other kids gradually started making fun of me and it made me really self conscious. For my 12th birthday my family gave me a bunch of stuff that I guess they thought was a coming of age thing but they made fun of my facial hair and said that I stunk the whole time. I cried that night.
Being super self conscious of my facial hair actually made me put off shaving for more than another year as I was too embarrassed to ask how. In that time acne set in and I had it bad, still do. I remember there was one day where I had a giant infected zit right on the tip of my nose so I spent an entire day "covertly" trying to cover it with my hands, arms, poses or my hair. God, I must have looked like an idiot.
I never got appreciably and noticeably more masculine or hairy at any one time. Same goes for voice. Like, it did happen, but gradually and never something I paid much mind to. I had abnormally hairy (at least from what I thought) arms and legs even before puberty so I guess that kinds obscured it. Don't really like any of my hair and never really pay any mind to it. Although there was one time when I tried to shave my back and I completely broke out, so no swimming that summer.
I avoided paying any attention to my penis or sexual matters at all pretty much all through puberty. I wasn't militant of loner-ish about it, I just didn't somehow. I think I thought I was ace around the time I was 16/17. The first time I had a wet dream was when I was 17. When it happened again and again, adding up to like 5 or 6 embarrassing mornings where my underwear and sheets were ruined by an event I didn't recall (I don't remember any dreams ever) I took action. I think I was 18 when I first masturbated.
I didn't really like puberty.
>>6456817
I didn't notice my voice breaking. Other people did, but not me.
I didn't get much body hair. At all. Or much decent facial hair.
I had a bike accident and fucked up my chances of growing a beard. Shredded one cheek, so the follicles got pushed out by scar tissue. Also fucked my teeth on that side in the process. I just shave instead of showing I can't properly grow any.
Didn't bother measuring my dick, didn't care.
The hormones were a pain in the ass, and took 15 years to stabilise. Tried to burn most of them off cycling, and ended up with a 6 pack and thighs like tree trunks. I miss seeing my abs, frankly. I learned to drive mid-20s and discovered takeaways, and haven't really seen them since.
Are you that pedo who talks about little boys experimenting all the time?
Anyway, apart from the depression and severe anxiety, puberty was uneventful. Had really bad skin for a good while. Don't remember the details of how or when my body changed, I don't think I cared about it too much. Though I do remember cumming for the first time because it surprised me.
>>6456817
> First fap at age 11
> Fap
> Fap
> Fap
> Have voice drop to super low bass levels in 6th grade
> Fap
> Fap
> Fap
> Never grow much chest hair
> Fap
> Fap
> Fap
> Being able to grow a full beard sonce sophomore year. Feelsgoodman.jpg
> Fap
> Fap
> Fap
> have decent cock size. Drug addict girlfriend takes my virginity in highschool. Looking back on that now feelsbadman.jpg
> Fap
> Fap
> Fap
> Get my college diploma
>>6456817
growing chest hair isn't fun especially when you have tan skin
i measured my penis monthly hoping it to grow because i thought it was small
i did not like the idea of masturbating so i masturbated once a week
my voice kept cracking for like 2 years so i was so happy when my voice dropped
i started to get attracted by girls so i refused to be friends with girls for like 1-2 years
Trans here, worst experience of my life
Lost all flexibility and shredded my tibias, along with ruining my skin with hair and turning my voice from a chirp to a hum
0/10 would not recommend male puberty to anyone
>>6457261
>it was always hidden under my desk.
Oh dear, you're one of THOSE types
>>6456817
I already had a decent amount of knowledge about puberty by the time it came for me, so there really weren't any surprises.
Probably the most memorable thing I have from my puberty years is how I started masturbating before I could ejaculate. I remember seeing ejaculations in porn, and every day I'd keep wishing to finally do it myself. It felt like a milestone the first time some semen came out after squeezing my dick a bit after orgasm; then the first time semen dribbled out on its own; and then the first time I had a cumshot. Those were the days.
Other than that, I did also like when I felt my voice getting lower. Everything else about puberty didn't really interest me as it happened, like the additional hair. But I always had a natural liking for my sexuality, and discovering everything that puberty changed in regards to that really became one of my most memorable parts about my life so far, as weird as that sounds. Adolescence sucks (mainly because of how you need to interact with other people going through the same thing who are also in their idiot stage), but puberty itself was really fun while it lasted.
Oh, also, I did measure my dick rather often too. I remember measuring it when I was about 13 and seeing it be 4 inches long, thinking all the years I had ahead of me would easily make it reach 7 inches. It ended up only growing to 5.5, but I can't say I'm not happy about being average. Large dicks almost sound like too much of an inconvenience in some cases.
No never got excited. Your voice cracks as it gets deeper and you get peach fuzz and generally look like a dumb dork with the bonus of being confused and wanting to talk to girls. Puberty stories are like, awkward stuff with parents or girls telling you you have BO or to shave. It aucks, but getting started masturbating is kind of cool but confusing when I started mixing gay shit in with it. I think my first gay fap was wanting to buttfuck hero yuy in his spandex. I felt like shit after I busted that nut but it was also really intense, so I kept thinking of little skinny guys asses at age 14 onward. If you read this sorry for the waste of time.
>>6456817
no
no
I have no idea what my dick size is, why would I care?
How old are you? Is it possible for you to not write as if you're a 14 year old girl on deviantart masturbating to fanfictions of guys?
>>6458413
anon don't think I haven't forgotten my promise about posting butt when I get an lmao160kgsquat.
I'm thinking about going A2G instead of parallel from now on, since I want dat ass. Thoughts?
>>6456817
testosterone is one hell of a hormone, i know girls bitch about estrogen and periods but i get the impression T is a bit stronger
>I probably popped about 40 boners everyday in HS, sometimes for no reason at all.... do u know how hard it is to write on the board at the front of class when ur trying to hide a boner
>Chest hair just showed up, i like my chest hair
>facial hair kinda sucks until ur 20's
3/4 teens can hardly grow any kind of mustache or beard
>didnt measure my dick daily, but i also had to take hgh for 3 years sooo mine kinda grew all at once very quickly
>>6459401
I just wanted to comment since I was already commenting on that one idiot fapping under the desk
>>6458413
dont forget about evangelicals and mormons
>we gotta get our house in order in the USA
We need to publically shame these religous idiots
>I also think we should burn churches and murder priests/insane members but that doesnt seems to be such a popular idea
>>6459434
>I probably popped about 40 boners everyday in HS
I think it happened maybe 10 times all through grades 7 to 12 for me.
>>6459455
I never got random boners but I always wanted them.
>>6459482
why? It was annoying as hell to sit in class, hoping it goes away before anyone sees.
I remember squeezing my thighs, thinking the bloodflow or whatever would kill the boner.
>late bloomer
>learned how to jerk off when I was 12
>but all the physical changes started coming when I was in high school
>happened very slowly too
>voice was still pretty high until I was 18
>worst part about it were the mood swings
>being a late bloomer made it even worse
>by the time everyone established an identity, I was an emotional wreck entering the woods
>I rebelled, and I rebelled hard
>flatlined on heroin 2 days after my 21st birthday just to spite my parents
>had identity issues well into my 20s and only recently came to accept myself as a person
Puberty was fucking horrible. I try my best to repress those memories as best as I can. Things are a lot better now, though.
>>6460393
>Fucked up life
>Blames puberty
Well done anon
>>6460409
Nah.
I didn't fuck up life. I'm doing quite well, actually. I was telling about my experience with how late puberty is fucking horrible.
>>6456852
I started rubbing my dick and it felt good, one time cum came out. Wasn't special at all really
The real manly thing was facial hair, but after a week it was more annoying than cool so I shaved it off. Also started shaving legs and pubes around that time.
Also, kill yourself tranny, you'll never be 'one of the guys'
>>6460429
>Flatlined on heroin
>"I'm doing quite well"
>>6460457
What are you trying to prove? Things were horrible and then got better.
>>6460474
>LOOOOOK AAAAAAT MEEEEEEE
>What? I didn't say that, what are you talking about?
Stop lying on the internet, faggot
>>6460480
>What? I didn't say that, what are you talking about?
How about you stop running your fat fucking mouth and learn to read? I never said "I didn't say that."
Stop starting shit on anime imageboards you cumstain.
>>6459448
>evangelicals and mormons
They want to convert you, not kill you dead. They aren't as dangerous as some Muslim that's going to kill you for being gay. Shut the fuck up.
>did you like get excited when you got ur first chest hair
no, but i was at the first pubic hair and showed my parents. Actually i was a bit more like " what the hell is happening to me? am i adult? is it supposed to happen at this age?" than proud or excited.
>did u measure your penis daily
unfortunately i was really unsecure so i often measured my penis.The number of times you measure your penis when you are aged 14-20 is directly proportional to unhappiness, feelings of inferiority and anxiety desu.
certainly not daily.every few months and not regularly.
>were you happy when your voice dropped
it's gradual and happens to everyone around you, so you don't notice until your granny tells your voice starts to be manly. honestly i should have been happy that i did no longer have a faggy voice, but i was more like " fuck off grandma, it doesn't even sound deep".
>>6460676
>The number of times you measure your penis when you are aged 14-20 is directly proportional to unhappiness, feelings of inferiority and anxiety
Too true.
>>6459509
I so wanted that to happen. Instead I never got any boners and missed out on that in this life, or the only life.
>>6456817
I'm a 27-year-old cis male (and straight, sorry, just thought I could give some insight).
I still don't have any chest hair. Once in a while one hair pops up, I pluck it, and I don't see another one for months; I hope I never get chest hair because it sounds uncomfortable. After my voice dropped I still sound(ed) like a boy-- or indeed a woman, according to everyone that talks to me on the phone.
What really hit me was the acne and the sexual drive.
My acne got really really bad; I still have it but not nearly as bad. A few times I was so mad about it I just scrubbed my face until it bled and then scrubbed some more. My facial hair took ages to show up, which didn't bother me at all, I wanted it to never show up (and then I wanted it to stop spreading) because I just really really didn't want to have another hygiene ritual in my life. I didn't shave until I was bought an electric shaver when I was around 18. My hair kept coming in until I was at least 24, it's probably still coming in.
The sexual drive was like having chickenpox on my crotch, I just wanted to mess with it 24/7. I knew about how sex worked before that but nothing about masturbation, and I didn't see porn until I was well into puberty, and I couldn't talk to people, let alone girls, so I had to figure how to relieve myself on my own. (At the height of puberty I masturbated in a girls' bathroom just because I wanted to be close to something feminine so fucking badly, and I got found out and got moved from a really nice high school to a shitty school that was literally falling apart.)
Also pubic hair was a fucking pain. Every new hair started from a bump, I thought maybe I had a rash at first. That area was itchy on and off the whole time the hair was coming in. (Also, I was so horny I would masturbate until I bled sometimes, and the icing on that cake is getting ball hair stuck in the healing skin of your dick.)
tl;dr: I had puberty once, it was awful (except the orgasms)
