>>6456385
Do you even pray, bro?

>>6456392
For my food, just in case some cunt poisoned it

Do you plan on embracing the butt sex when you leave home?

>>6456385
Why are you sinning?

>>6456385
>witness to them
what does this even mean

>>6456660
What do you think it means?
>>6456624
Imma Virginia
>>6456590
Idk man, probably go full taoist and practice those non-ejaculation orgasm thingies

Or buy an aneros and marry a pastor's tomboy lez daughter

Although I'd love to experience passionate tender cuddling with a cute guy

>>6456774
>What do you think it means?
I have no idea. You mean you'll be pressured to watch them? Or is that some weird way baptists say preaching?

You should just have a serious talk with your father, tell him your worried that he has completely lost touch with reality.
Tell him you want a closer relationship to reality

>>6456822
It's proselytizing. "Have you heard of the good news" that kind of thing.

>>6456385
Southern Baptist here. Do you still go to church or any Bible study groups?

>>6457205
That just seems weird. Like when you say witness you would assume it's the act of viewing something occur. Preaching is telling others about what you have witnessed.

>>6457219
It's like being a witness for Christ, although it's definitely more based on faith since not a living soul now was there 2000 years ago. Heck, I don't even trust trial witnesses today.

>>6457215
The church is small, but yes I go whenever there's a service
>>6456868
But reality is *lost and on its way to hell*

Oh and the second return of the Lord is gonna happen soon because Britain suceeded from the EU, and it makes sense because Britain was involved when Israel became a nation