>>6450306
My boyfriends are going to make me a butt baby one day, I promise.

They're dead

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>>6450306
When they make me an artificial uterus

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>>6450306

>old.jpg

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>1465934268378.png

>>6450306
You're dead, grandma, go back to hell.

>>6450306
i s2g i'm trying, but no matter how many times he cums in me i just don't get pregnant

You already have grandkids, remember?
Now don't act like spoiled brats who deserve grandchildren from their sole gay son while you already have grandkids from your 2 daughters.

When the amount of paperwork to adopt a child lessens.

That or adopt an asian babby. You know my reasons why I'm adopting, mum.

>>6450306
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ö

No though ;3

>>6450306
All my grandparents are dead. You can't fool me.

>>6450306
When I fuck my qt ftm bf

>>6450306
Grandma, you know I'm infertile and I can't afford to adopt an Asian baby

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>>6450306

But Mom, Dad, I don't have the child-bearing hips for that. And it's your fault, you transphobic shits.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ask the conch

>>6450306
I have no idea how many times I've explained to my parents that I don't want children, but they keep acting as if I'm going to raise a family.

>>6450502
>>6454518
>>6455470
>grandparents

>Minister and church organ player

They will never know. My grandparents, that is.

>>6454518
they would be asking for great grand babies.....


Your parents would be asking for grandkids.


Woah i hope your pretty with that level of dumb

>>6450306
Considering the Spiro has done it's magic... probs never.

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>>6450306
>Never
>Haha, oh, Anon. You're so funny, you'll change your mind one day when you meet a nice girl :)

>be gay and the oldest son
>find out younger brother is also gay
>our other brother is a failure who is constantly in and out of jail
hoo boy, sucks to be you mom and dad!

I do not have the money for children or the time. This is not the 1990s anymore.

>>6457992
wait who are you senpai

This older guy over the weekend said that he'd bred me and knocked me up after he finished in me.

...fingers crossed!